The method of shrimp pulling eggs is very simple, that is, the raw materials are not easy to find, mainly to find some kind of special eggs, Huang Rong once had a description of this:

"Outside Niujia Village, the warm monsoon wind blows from the Pacific Ocean, the villagers are sleeping soundly, and it is time for Guo Jing to ask Qigong for martial arts, a large amount of carbohydrates and proteins brought by the good meal, can maintain the sucrose necessary for the body to practice hard, Rong'er got up at five o'clock and went out, looking for a fresh ingredient that she knew!

In the eyes of the locals of Peach Blossom Island, cicada eggs born in the lunar year can bring good luck to students, and the master can talk about it for a long time, although it is unbelievable, but this custom has lasted for a long time, and Rong'er firmly believes in it. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

She went out, she searched, she harvested, and then she returned!

The hungry husband and the master will find their own food on the table in the next few hours, the delicious and high-quality protein is stimulated by a small amount of fat to stimulate a strong aroma, simmered over low heat, add delicious shrimp meat and eggs, and then blend out the sauce to wrap the aroma, the fragrant soup adds the taste of the weak dog food, which is the best comfort in this slow and lonely day, the fresh shrimp meat and the sweet and strong mixture of eggs are about to continue the thousands of years of history of Peach Blossom Island on the tip of the tongue! ”

With the assistance of Huang Rong, I turned all kinds of ingredients into a delicious dish, and the heat was served on the table before the heat dissipated, and several judges moved their chopsticks slightly, and before the host could speak, Judge A had already commented endlessly: "The taste of this dish is amazing, great, great!" I have thirty-six big points to say about this dish, and you can take notes - the first big point, uh, now let's start with the first big point, the first small point, and talk about the color of this dish, you see this color......"

Before he could finish speaking, the second judge had already interjected: "Actually, there is no need to say so much, my opinion on this dish is very simple, that is, it is very good!" Why do you want to say good, we have to start with the action of the player on the stage just now, I don't know if you have noticed, the first step of the player on the stage is to lift the left foot, why is it the left foot, this I have to quote the body linguist Nigjuz Shabi a sentence: the body is the two gates of the mind - according to the data, the person who lifts the left foot first has a very strong sense of self-confidence and pride, so ......"

Follow the judges 3, 4, and 5...... has all been babbling and shouting, gossiping like a flock of ducks, the audience below is dumbfounded, it is estimated that they have seen the judges so scrambling to praise people for the first time, many people have stood up and started to shout for a refund - most of these people are the main ones who are bursting with negative energy, and their psychology is dark, so according to their inertial thinking, they think they have hit the unspoken rules again!

The host was so anxious that he jumped up and down on the stage and didn't know what to do, telling no one to pay attention, and the audience's emotions became more and more excited, and I was a little anxious to see it. ”

I whistled, the host reacted that he should find me, and immediately came over with a fart, I said according to Huang Rong's path, this girl is also a master of the arts, and immediately played to the camera: "The judges and the audience are very excited, it seems that this dish is indeed very, which has aroused everyone's unanimous resonance - I need to prepare for this sudden situation, let's ask the director to prepare five minutes of advertising time for me, which may be used later, and then, I am ready to take the liberty of inviting a few viewers to come on stage to taste this dish, To see if it is really in line with the reaction of the judges, I need to communicate with the chef at this time! ”

Then a bunch of people came up, of course, in the face of the live broadcast, they didn't dare to learn the concert to find me to hug and take a photo to sign an autograph, and went straight to the shrimp and eggs, after a few chopsticks tasted it, these buddies also grinned endlessly like a surging river, some complained that the boss did not give a salary increase, some complained that the mother-in-law did not treat him, and some buried his wife only gave 250 yuan a month and did not spend enough money, and the most ruthless was that there was a person who complained that he was born into a man's body......

I took a closer look, paralyzed, when did this grandson of Ku Ding actually slip up?

But I didn't have time to go down, because at this time the host came over and asked me if there was any way to solve it, Rong'er indifferently told him that drinking vinegar can relieve the desire to speak, this guy didn't say a word and went to the director to cut the picture to the advertisement, and then brought a big pot of vinegar to the judges and the audience on stage one by one!

As a result, the chaos caused by the shrimp bastard gradually subsided, and the whole venue returned to calm - and then we got the highest score for the preliminary semi-final: 95 points!

It is said that this score has not appeared for ten years, and the champion of the previous ten years is only ninety points, and we can basically kill all opponents in seconds when we get this score, because theoretically there will not be two record-breaking situations in the last game, and we are not so easy to break the bottom line again and again in Chinese football!

The host announced loudly and joyfully: "Let everyone applaud, why should the chef cheer together, his ...... This ......" Ya simply turned her head to me and asked, "What's the name of your dish?" ”

"Shrimp!"

"Let's cheer for why we must shrimp, congratulations to him for getting a rare high score in ten years, ninety-five points!"

I took my team to step down with my head upright, and when I passed by the side of the Sun Squid God, I saw that these grandsons had very serious faces, and there was a sense of imminence of thousands of troops, and I couldn't help whispering: "If you don't surrender and lose half, you abstain, and I'll take you a recipe?" ”

The sun squid god and his party were angry, I shuddered and didn't dare to say any more, and then I watched them use the stage like mourning soldiers - the host hadn't finished introducing the show, Leng Ding was startled when he found that there were a bunch of people behind him, and only after seeing clearly that it was the No. 2 contestant was extremely dissatisfied and twisted the half-cut topic around them: "Then we have invited the second group of players, and it is also the performance of Mr. Dou Erdun, the national husband who has attracted everyone's attention!" ”

Before the words fell, the three cross-century celebrity chefs, Yi Ya, Yi Yi, and Peng Zu, had already screamed and pounced on the stove, dancing and began to shredded and slipped over the oil to cook, but the sun squid god sat on the stage without moving, seeing that the audience and judges were stunned, the host was puzzled but didn't dare to say more, until the three of them each took their own pots and carefully poured the contents on a plate, and the three different flavors were combined into one dish.

Only then did the squid god stand up again, and took the chopsticks and stirred it casually twice: "Okay, let's score!" ”

The host shouted like a fool: "That's it? ”

"Didn't I just say that?" The sun squid god frowned: "If you don't do a good job, can you be served?" ”

The host walked over cautiously and said worriedly, "You don't seem to have done anything!" ”

The sun squid god lifted the chopsticks that he had just used to stir on the table, and said solemnly: "Didn't you see it just now, but I completed the last step, why do you say that I didn't do anything?" ”

"What do you mean...... Stir it twice? The host looked at the messy three dishes, raised his head and asked the judges' opinions with his eyes, and some of the judges immediately nodded and said: "Needless to say, this last step is really important, uh, everyone seems to be a simple stirring twice, in fact, as long as you are a professional, you will know that this is definitely not an ordinary stirring, it is a perfect combination of strength, angle, and the number of mixing circles, and the ability of a real culinary master!" ”

Because of the experience I just had, the audience didn't say much about it, and honestly watched this person who claimed to be an expert spraying feces on it, but he himself said that he was not very embarrassed to talk for a long time, and coughed twice and reminded: "Why don't we start scoring?" ”

"Oh-" The host suddenly picked up the dish and delivered it to the judges, and said at the same time: "Mr. Dou, what is the name of your dish?" ”

"Plum blossom three lanes!"

The host teased his eyes and said, "Where are the flowers?" Has it already been added to the dish? ”

"No flowers, isn't that clear enough?"

The host's face turned a little pale, and he forced himself to calm down: "What about the three lanes?" ”

The sun squid god raised his chopsticks again: "It was three circles just now!" ”

"I—I can be sure of it," the host wiped his sweat-stained forehead and squeezed out a smile to the audience: "Okay, now that we finally understand the meaning of this dish, let's see what the judges of this dish think - teacher, what's wrong with you, teacher?" ”

Just as he was speaking, the first master of the judges to taste the dishes had already stood up, and performed a set of Tai Chi in an instant-not only that, but the other judges also got up one after another, playing Tai Chi, shaking their hands, and inexplicably began to jog in circles, the most powerful was the female judge who was more than 200 pounds last time, Ya directly began to walk the dog empty-handed, and the former invisible dog directly circled on the judges' seat!

The audience was boiling, but this time they didn't shout and just raised their hands and waited for the pumping, and the host's brain also flashed, and he shouted to the director with a familiar way: "Another five-minute advertisement!" ”

A large number of people came on stage to dance the square dance, and they asked the squid god for the antidote, but this time they drank soy sauce instead of vinegar, and the use method was the same as shrimp and eggs, and after the judges recovered, basically everyone vomited:

"No, no matter how we go on, we will all become swallows!"

…… The above is busy and has nothing to do with our backstage, I bumped Ximen Blowing Snow with my elbow: "This dish should also be a full banquet of gods and ghosts, but the effect is different, we said after eating, Ya that jumped after eating!" ”

"That's right," Simon nodded, "If I'm not mistaken, this dish should be a repeat of your favorite exercise after eating, and it will last for a few hours - this dish is too dangerous, we must take it down, and never let it appear in the yang world, otherwise many people will die!" ”

I was horrified and said, "No, this, this will kill people?" I almost didn't call out: "How can it be, at most tired and half dead, how easy is it to directly exhaust and lose your breath?" ”

Simon said slowly: "There are too many otaku now, what do you say is their favorite sport?" ”

Then I suddenly said, "Really! Who the can masturbate the hell - that's not a bald thing! ”