The authenticity of the identity of the Internet celebrity is unpredictable, it is difficult to say whether it is the person I expected, and more importantly, I can't spare time today - in addition to the reopening of the Century Hotel and the world's first mountain patrol barbecue stall, when I left the Century Hotel, Kong Fatzi came to me and swore to me:

"I've found someone to calculate, today is the most suitable time for the opening of the restaurant this year, I missed the fortune and couldn't catch up with the fortune, we must open Zhang today!"

I will be suspicious: "Really, don't fool me!" ”

"Hey, why don't I get you any benefit?" Kong Fatzi stomped his feet and said, "Trust me, that's right! ”

"You don't Andy Lau advertise anything!" I pursed my lips and casually despised him, but since he suggested it, I had to pay attention to it, so I asked Ren Xiaoyan and Lo Lixi: "What do you two think?" ”

"Since that's the case, let's open it," Ren Xiaoyan completely adheres to the style of the merchant family's belief in feng shui, and said enthusiastically: "Although we are not superstitious, we can't disrespect tradition!" ”

Lori smiled and said even more: "I'm superstitious myself, can I still not believe it - it won't take much anyway, just prepare the materials and people go down." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But I'm afraid it's almost there, right?" I said with a sad face: "Let's arrange for Xiang Shaolong and Wu Da, although there is now an extra sissy Ding but both of them are still injured - do you mean that I should take people from above?" Well, I'm fine, I'm afraid that they will strike when the time comes......"

"They have to dare if they want to strike!" Lolita said simply: "Don't worry, the manpower has been solved." ”

The old man of Montenegro came over from the side and added with a calm face: "What, why bother, my brother and the nine of them have already arrived." ”

"I see," I suddenly realized, and then began to calculate: "If this is the case, there are enough people outside, but there are ...... inside" I was about to say that I don't know if Wu Da was busy cooking alone, Luo Lixi continued: "I forgot to tell you, if the people in the legendary world are injured in the yang world, as long as the injury is not too serious, then the healing speed will be doubled after going to the underworld, and Xiang Shaolong and Sissy Ding should go down to sleep for a night." ”

In this case, I took a bold move to the underworld, preparing to open the mountain patrol restaurant on the same day!

…… We changed cars to No. 10,000 after we came to the underworld as usual, and I couldn't help but be curious on the way, and asked Kong Laoer, who accompanied us to help: "Who are you looking for, I am not allowed to settle accounts with you!" ”

Everyone's eyes were attracted by my question, and the pride in Kong Fatzi's heart was suddenly overflowing, and he coughed to clear his throat, and then said: "I worshipped the gods in the temple according to the ancient three knocks and nine bows, and then asked for a sign to the most powerful old man, to ensure that it would work." ”

"You asked for a signature?" My eyes immediately widened: "Wouldn't it?!" ”

Kong Fatzi would be mistaken about what I meant, and immediately waved his hand and said: "I know you're worried that others won't believe in my ability to read feng shui fortune telling, don't be afraid, I didn't let people know at all - I asked my dancing partner who was dancing together when the temple was the most effective, and didn't say that I wanted to worship, saying that I was going, so no one knew." ”

I cried and laughed: "Fortune-telling is not more reliable than you use the I Ching to explain, I Ching at least has a formula, and the lottery is completely based on mood." ”

"No, I have followed the rules of ancient times, and I believe that the gods will not ignore us, so don't worry!"

Looking at Kong Fatzi's confident appearance, I really couldn't find the words to refute for a while, and I came here, I thought I would simply believe him, and let Kong Fatzi continue to us with great interest: "Believe me, not only this time I worship the temple is the most effective in the city, even the old man who unsigned is also recommended by the big guy, all say that this old man is erudite and omnipotent, and the unsigning is just a sideline, and the homepage is the ancestral fortune telling, looking at the appearance, looking at feng shui, and the yin house......"

Wu Jian, Xiang Shaolong and others praised together: "In this way, this is really a master. ”

Only Ren Xiaoyan didn't seem to believe it: "No, King Wen of Zhou has been familiar with Zhou Yi all his life, and now he is proficient in everything?" She looked at Lo Lixi suspiciously for confirmation: "What do you think?" ”

Without waiting for Lolita to speak, Kong Fatzi preemptively refused, and he said with a very hurt expression: "That was before, can it be the same as before now-other people's methods are very scientific, and I am ready to do the same in the future!" ”

"How?" Lo Lixi asked, and answered Ren Xiaoyan's question casually: "I've never seen such a complete learning before, at most two or three things, you have to have some special methods to learn them all!" ”

Kong Fatzi nodded and said: "That's why I said that people's methods are scientific - he uses the most advanced software to calculate for me, I have seen the version, professional invincible fortune-telling software cracked version 2017, the latest this year!" ”

"Wait, you said that guy used the mobile phone app to calculate it for you?" Ren Xiaoyan reacted suddenly: "Did he do something else?" ”

"Huh, how do you know? The stall next to him also has an ancestral mobile phone film and an ancestral sewer ......"

Ren Xiaoyan sighed: "Then I finally know why you believe it......" She asked Kong Fatzi: "Do you remember the name of the temple?" ”

Kong Fatzi recalled with a smile: "You know that I don't know simplified Chinese characters, so I don't remember them very well, but from the glyphs, it seems to be called...... Confucius temple? ”

Let's stomp our feet together: "...... Paralyzed, you actually went there! ”

Kong Fatzi couldn't help but shudder and said, "Isn't that place effective?" ”

We avoided turning our heads and ignoring it, the more this happened, the more uncertain he became, and finally he could only grab Ren Xiaoyan as if begging for mercy and said: "Auntie, just tell me, whether there is a problem with the temple, even if something happens, you will let me figure it out!" ”

"I don't know if it works or not, but ......" Ren Xiaoyan paused: "The master temple worships you yourself!" ”

"Huh?"

Kong Fatzi was completely stunned, half loud, and finally muttered a sentence:

"No wonder some people say that it is better to ask for others than to ask for yourself, and this is how you came for a long time......"

Just about to find trouble with the fat man, at this time the car suddenly stopped, and there was an antique mountain patrol restaurant in front of him, the door of the store has been opened, and several green-faced and fanged guys inside are busy doing sanitation under the leadership of a girl who is the same weight and height as Wu Tight, and the old man of Montenegro took the lead in jumping out of the car and said affectionately: "Brother! ”

The green-faced fangs suddenly shouted with joy: "Oh, you're finally here, old man......" Someone threw the broom and wanted to come forward to greet him, but the five big and three thick coughs, this girl suddenly picked up the broom again, continued to clean honestly, and didn't dare to raise his eyes again......

The old man of Montenegro said embarrassedly: "Xiaoqian, can't you give me some face in front of outsiders?" ”

The girl turned around and was really our acquaintance Nie Xiaoqian, after such a long time, her demeanor has not diminished, and her face is not as good as the old man of Montenegro - her gaze swept straight over him, and after falling on us, she suddenly changed, and said with a deep smile: "Welcome all shareholders to come and guide the work!" ”

Ren Xiaoyan hurriedly greeted her and shook hands with her, and couldn't help but say, "Oh, Miss Xiaoqian, we haven't seen each other for a while, I really miss me." "This is thanks to the princess's favor, if it weren't for the princess arranging for me to work here, I would continue to stay in the village," Nie Xiaoqian greeted a few words, and immediately gave a big gift to Lorixi: "Thank you princess for your love, Xiaoqian will definitely live up to expectations and run the store thriving!" ”

Lori grinned, "But don't forget the most important thing I told you!" ”

"No, I'll definitely pay attention," Xiao Qian squeezed her eyes, this expression looked playful to others, but appearing on her face was undoubtedly equivalent to someone dancing belly dance, "Don't worry!" ”

It doesn't matter how many of us are still present, anyway, the two of us started chatting immediately, and the chatter was like 10,000 ducks, so I could only pull the old man of Montenegro up to greet the others: "These are your brothers, right?" ”

I yelled at everyone, "Hello everyone, I'm the boss here, why bother. ”

Nine people peeked at Xiaoqian, and saw that she had never picked up the stubble or noticed this, so they had the courage to throw things down together to meet me:

"Hello boss, I'm the boss of Montenegro!"

"I'm the second in Montenegro."

"I'm the third in Montenegro."

……

The old man of Montenegro also saluted me at the end, and said in the tone of his nine elder brothers: "Boss, I am the old man of Montenegro!" ”

Then they said in unison: "We are the legendary Ten Brothers!" ”

I was puzzled: "Aren't you tree spirits, when did you become ten brothers again?" ”

"Ten brothers can also be tree spirits," the old man of Montenegro said with a smile: "It's just that our brothers' abilities don't work when they leave the underworld, and they can't help if they go up - but you can rest assured that if someone causes trouble, they will definitely get it all done for you!" ”

…… Although I didn't care about the mountain patrol restaurant, it doesn't mean that Lolita didn't pay attention to it, just the last time we went to the world of the gods, she had already made a more comprehensive arrangement, in addition to recruiting the nine brothers of Montenegro to help, she also found Nie Xiaoqian as the lobby manager of the hotel, fully responsible for all matters, and even the publicity has been done - she contacted the real Mengru Divine Chicken of the Chicken Song Dog Thief Family through the time and space chicken to promote it on the Internet serial, and all the gods echoed each other from afar, including:

I eat green beans, wolf tooth potatoes, and the second uncle of the Tang family...... Wait, wait, the mountain patrol restaurant has not yet opened, but its reputation has resounded in the sky and has become the most beautiful scenery of 10,000!

Just today, our mountain patrol restaurant is finally about to open!

At twelve o'clock in the kitchen, our group was already busy in the kitchen, although it was temporarily opened, it still attracted many guests to dine, including the other nine divine beast families in addition to the Fak YOU family, namely: three of the four divine beasts and six of the six small divine beasts!

Everyone already knows three of the four divine beasts: Chrysanthemum CAN, Grass Mud, and Ya Yan DIE;

The six little beast families are: ***, ***, ***, ***, ***, *** and Spring Pigeon!

In addition to them, there are many families of mythical beasts that have not yet entered the stream, big or small, who also sent people to taste the legendary small restaurant that was praised by the gods on the Internet:

For example, non-pearl cattle, river crabs, mud dog shells, ott eels, cats, official apes, chrysanthemum leopards, Baling monkeys, building pigs, stork cats, ...... Wait, wait, the shemales gathered in the mountain patrol hall, and the grand occasion was like coming to share the Tang monk meat!