At about ten o'clock in the evening, I received a phone call from Fei Bao, and the phone said, "Password! ”

"Cross the bridge rice noodles!" I said. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Everything is ready, get out of here!"

“OK”

It's a code word between us to hide from my annoying and vicious mom. I replied that crossing the bridge rice noodles proved that everything was fine and I could go out. If I don't answer this sentence in the first sentence, it proves that my mother is next door to me or that my mother won't let me out.

My mom usually hates me going out at night, I'm in my twenties, and every time I go out at night, she has to say a few words to me. She's still a very strong woman, and sometimes she won't let me out when she's in a bad mood. Damn, how can there be such a mother.

My mother's vicious Fat Bao must know that my old brother who grew up with me, and my mother has even scolded Fat Bao several times when she has lost her temper. So every time Fei Bao asked me out at night, he would park his car at the far end of the street and call me, and the first thing he said was "code".

My room is on the second floor, and when I come down from the second floor, I will definitely pass through the hall on the first floor, and my mother usually sits in the hall on the first floor at night to watch the bloody drama of the abnormal mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship of those little three and evil grandmothers.

The mainland loves to shoot these bloody dramas, and the plot has not changed in the slightest from when I was a child to when I grew up. When I was a child, I didn't have a computer, so I followed my mother to watch this kind of drama, but I didn't follow her, she occupied the TV and didn't show it to me, so I had no choice but to follow her. This kind of drama is used to deceive the feelings of the teacher, and I want to vomit when I think of those plots. I swore that if someone forced me to watch this bloody drama again, I would smash the TV and never make a joke.

I rounded the hall and prepared to go out, ready to be scolded. But the strange thing is that tonight my mother didn't look at me at all as if I was transparent. The TV in the hall was on, and the same bloody dramas were playing, but Mom quietly lowered her head and looked at her phone in thought.

My curiosity was so great that I took the risk of being attacked by the words and sneaked up behind my mom to see what was on her phone.

I thought to myself: Did you meet a boyfriend? I'm a very open-minded person, my father died early, and it's acceptable for my mother to know another man who can be trusted for life. After all, my mother is also a woman, no matter how strong she is, no matter how capable she is, sometimes she needs to snuggle on a man's strong shoulders when she is tired. But a woman with such a strong mother, I don't know who else can stand it except for her deceased father?

But to my surprise, what was displayed on the screen of my mother's mobile phone was actually the news that I and Feibao saw the haunting of Baiyun Mountain today. I thought to myself: strange, is my mother also interested in these ghost things?

In order not to disturb my mother, who was in deep thought, in fact, the most important thing was not to be scolded, so I tiptoed out the door as little as I could make a sound.

"Stand!" Mom said without looking back.

I thought to myself: Oh no, she found out like this! Did she see me coming downstairs early in the morning?

"Are you going out with Xiaobao and them again?"

"Ahh Well! Right. "It took me a long time to say it.

"Don't play too late." Mom kept looking at the phone screen without looking back and said absent-mindedly.

"Oh!" I'm glad I was able to get through it so easily this time.

When I first went out, I vaguely heard my mother say to herself: "Why is it Baiyun Mountain again, isn't that thing over?" ”

I didn't know what that meant, and I didn't think about it after I went out.

As the saying goes: if you are forced to dress well, you can walk with the wind.

Every time I go out at night, I am not in a particularly good mood because I get scolded by my mother every time. But today I was able to leave the house so smoothly, I really feel like I am walking with the wind.

I walked all the way to the corner of the street. Fat Bao's Land Rover was parked at the corner of the street, and he was sitting in the cab smoking a cigarette while waiting for me. This is the lowest-end car in his family, about more than half a million.

Because the car was too big and the road in our village was too small, he blocked the road with a Land Rover, and the car that was jammed in the back honked its horn, but Fei Bao still parked there indifferently and waited for me. I really convinced him, once again proving how a local tyrant is, completely ignoring other people's feelings, this dead tyrant sometimes I want to jump up and knock twice on his heavenly spirit cover.

I saw that the cars behind me were getting more and more crowded, so I quickly got into the passenger seat and told him to hurry up and drive, because he was jammed with the whole village. This fat treasure turned on the engine and drove away slowly.

"It's a little slower this time!" Fei Bao said, "Isn't it because your mother scolded a few more words?" ”

I pulled on my seatbelt and said, "On the contrary, my mom didn't scold me today." ”

"It's so strange, is your mother starting to open up?"

"How do I know!"

"Why did you leave so late!" Amin, who was sitting in the back seat, said.

"Everyone on the planet knows that I have to work out every night, where are you from, brother? Martians? He said as he showed me his thick, muscular arms, which I was on the thin side, and his arms were almost equal to my two arms. Sometimes I'm a little ashamed of myself.

"Can't you finish your workout early and start early?" Amin continued.

"Now I'm here to tell you clearly, no!" Fei Bao said.

"Are we really going to Baiyun Mountain so late to look for ghosts?" At this time, Amin said a little timidly.

"We're not looking for ghosts!" "We're looking for someone. Find the person who looks ugly but likes to come out and be scary, it's scary and shameful, and then my brother will wave the materialist's fist to beat the person who pretends to be a ghost on behalf of the party and the country. ”

"Don't pretend to be great!" I said, "You're just trying to make those people who are pretending to be ghosts look good."

"Of course!"

"Is there really no ghost there? Are those ghosts really pretending to be humans? Amin said timidly, still timidly.

I comforted, "It's okay, there are so many ghosts in the world!" You are also highly educated, and we are all materialists who have been influenced by the party. Even if there were real ghosts, they wouldn't be so lucky to bump into us! I'm just going to satisfy the curiosity of this dead fat treasure tonight. ”

Fat Bao grinned and didn't say anything.

"By the way, Fat Baby, how did you convince Ah Ming to come? It stands to reason that Amin would not come to such a place. ”

"Mountain people have their own tricks." Fei Bao said.

After that, he refused to tell me how he persuaded Amin. I looked at Amin, and Amin didn't seem embarrassed, so I didn't ask him. I always feel that there is an ulterior secret between them.

Later, when I was in the hospital, Fei Bao told me how to convince Ah Ming. But I wasn't in the mood to listen to him at that time. For the sake of completeness, I'm going to say it here.

Let's start with the person Amin. Amin's family was not wealthy, and his parents barely supported him through college. So as soon as Ah Ming came out to work, he worked very hard, in order to earn a little more money so that his parents could live a good life. I also admire him for this. At least he has a direction to go and a goal to work towards. And I, on the other hand, have been living aimlessly before.

So Amin found a job that would make the fastest money if he worked hard enough. He also chose finance, but not securities, but insurance.

Selling insurance is the most profitable in sales because the industry has a high rebate. Amin has been working in the insurance industry for more than a year, and has taught me a lot of unspoken rules. I won't go into detail here, and I will digress if I continue to talk about it. If you want to know, you can ask me directly.

Fat Bao's father recently wanted to buy a life insurance, and the policy was relatively large. Everyone knows that in the beginning, people are the most afraid of poverty, and after they have money, they are most afraid of death. Rich people like to buy insurance, insurance for this and that, the purpose is to live irresponsibly for themselves, and if they don't live well, someone will be responsible for themselves. And a poor person like me is cheap, so who needs to be responsible! If you're dead, you're dead, there's nothing left behind, how happy you are!

So Feibao told Ah Ming that if he went to Baiyun Mountain with us tonight, he would ask his father to buy insurance with Ah Ming. Fei Bao also wanted to give this business to Ah Ming at first, but his father met some bosses when he was doing business with others outside, and those business partners also introduced a relative who did insurance to Fei Bao's father, and Fei Bao's father talked to the person who sold the insurance in order to better cooperate with his business partners.

In the end, Fat Bao used his brains to drag down the insurance thing, planning to do it for Amin. In this way, it seems that he is quite righteous, but his mistake lies in using this incident to lure Ah Ming, who has been afraid of ghosts since childhood, to go to Baiyun Mountain to explore ghosts with us, otherwise we will not lose a good brother.

I don't hate Fat Baby, I hate that I didn't stop him with indifferent emotions at the time, and if anything happened next and I protested a little tougher, things wouldn't have become hopeless.

We were blowing water all the time in the car, and the three of us could get together and blow it all the time.