Chapter 406: Weirdos

"Eh, old grandson, didn't you say you wanted to apprentice?" Soon, Yi Xiaofeng looked at Sun Simiao, who was still holding the Nine Yin General Outline and lamenting, and asked. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Yes, yes, apprentice ......" The words pulled Sun Simiao back from his lamentation, and responded again and again, but he immediately hesitated, frowned lightly and asked Yi Xiaofeng, "But Master Huangshang is deceased, how does this make Lao Dao apprentice?" ”

"Well......" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng closed his eyes and thought about it, took the Jiuyin General Outline from Sun Simiao, and then placed it in the center of the table straightly, and said to Sun Simiao: "Otherwise, you will put on the three animal sacrifices and apprentice to this Jiuyin General Outline, anyway, this is Huang Shang's life's work!" ”

"Yes...... That's exactly how it should be! Sun Simiao patted his head, suddenly got up with joy, and arched his hand towards Yi Xiaofeng and said, "Old Dao, I'm going to invite the elders of my Dao Sect to prepare three sacrifices......

"Wait......" Yi Xiaofeng grabbed Sun Simiao with one hand and asked puzzled, "I understand that you are going to prepare the three animal sacrifices, what are you going to ask those old men for?" ”

"Naturally, it is a testimony for the old Taoist apprentice!" And Sun Simiao was also puzzled by Yi Xiaofeng, who was looking at him, and said as a matter of course.

"Eh......" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, withdrew his hand, scratched his head, and then gently pressed on the table with a slap, and said to Sun Simiao: "Look! ”

After finishing speaking, Yi Xiaofeng withdrew his hand, Sun Simiao stepped forward to take a look suspiciously, only to see that the place that had just been covered by Yi Xiaofeng's palm appeared a palm print about half an inch deep, but the slightest was visible, and the palm prints were clearly visible.

Seeing this palm print, Sun Simiao's pupils shrank.

"Look, now that you have a sense of qi, I guess you will be able to do it soon. It's not that I cherish myself, but I really don't believe that those individuals in your Dao Sect know the magic of the Nine Yin General Outline and don't do some dirty things. Yi Xiaofeng looked at Sun Simiao, whose face had become cloudy, and said slowly.

"Also, now that the world is decided, seeing that the prosperous era is coming, if the world is uncertain because of religious reasons, I can tell you responsibly that Li Shimin will not let you go, and Yun Ye will not let you go!"

After saying this, Yi Xiaofeng didn't say anything more, just picked up the teapot on the table and drank it without a sip.

And Sun Simiao also shrank together in frustration with Yi Xiaofeng's words, closed his eyes, and the muscles on his face twitched for a while from time to time, before he opened his eyes as if he was injured, looked at Yi Xiaofeng and said: "As Mr. Yi said, this "Nine Yin True Scripture" has a killing aura because of what happened to Master Huang Shang, if it spreads outside, it will be a curse to Taoism and a blessing to the world. Ay...... Master Huangshang, what a pity! ”

"Yes!" Nodding, Yi Xiaofeng continued: "It is said that for this "Nine Yin True Scripture", the five peers in the world at that time fought on the top of Mount Huashan for three days and three nights, and as a result, although they fought for the first place in the world, those five people were also entangled together because of the "Nine Yin True Scripture". also let one of them die because of his beloved wife; One died of his son and went mad in the end; Because of this, the first junior brother in the world who was contested was cuckolded and finally became a monk; The number one in the world also died not long after becoming the number one in the world. Well, I guess it's the last one with the best life, but I guess it's also his old beggar, a lonely family, childless and daughterless......"

Simply said the fate of the five old slings in the condor shooting, Sun Simiao gasped, and instantly sweated profusely, "So this "Nine Yin True Scripture" is still a bad thing? ”

"Oh, it's not!" Seeing that it scared people, Yi Xiaofeng explained: "That's because their purpose is not pure, the reason why they want the "Nine Yin True Scripture" is for the martial arts above, and for the killing skills, naturally with a trace of anger. They ended so badly, it is estimated that they were also induced by heaven and man, and the dead yellow clothes punished them in the dark! ”

"Hmm...... That's exactly how it should be! Wiping the sweat on his face, Sun Simiao stroked his beard and agreed, "Although this "Nine Yin True Scripture" has a trace of murderous aura, it is always the supreme supreme scripture of my Daomen, those pickled people actually associate a good Daomen Sutra with killing techniques, no wonder there will be many wrong paths!" ”

"Hey......" As he spoke, Sun Simiao sighed again, and arched his hand towards Yi Xiaofeng and said, "Old Dao, I'm going to prepare the three animal sacrifices, and ask Mr. Yi to be a witness for me!" ”

"Well, okay, no problem!" Nodding, Yi Xiaofeng agreed, but after a while, seeing that Sun Simiao hadn't left yet, he wanted to stop talking several times, Yi Xiaofeng asked curiously, "Why don't you leave?" ”

Hearing this, Sun Simiao also gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind, pointed to the Jiuyin General Outline and asked: "Mr. Fang Caiyi said that this scripture is the Jiuyin General Outline, could it be that this is not the full book of the "Nine Yin True Scripture"?" ”

"Yes! Even I don't have the full nationality of the "Nine Yin True Scripture", how can I give you the full nationality? Yi Xiaofeng looked at Sun Simiao with amusement and asked rhetorically.

As soon as these words came out, Sun Simiao's old face turned red, and he bowed his hand to Yi Xiaofeng again and again, wanting to say something, but he was embarrassed to speak, and finally had to say embarrassedly: "Old Dao is gone!" He quickly got up and walked out.

"Eh, your book!" Seeing this, Yi Xiaofeng picked up the Nine Yin General Outline disappretently, used a skillful effort, and threw it at Sun Simiao, which just fell into his arms.

"Thank you!" Another thank you, Sun Simiao's pace became faster and faster.

"Hehe......" Seeing Sun Simiao walking away, Yi Xiaofeng half-lay on the table, stroked his chin, drank tea and muttered to himself, "I was pretending to be forced just now, right?" Well, it's really pretending! Ay...... It's okay, it's better to do more funny things like this, otherwise I might run away at some point! ”

"Bell...... Clang...... Bell ......" said this, and a heavy bell rang out outside the house, which was the time of Yushan Academy.

"Yo, it's time for breakfast! I'll see, where did I put my rice bowl! Hearing the bell, Yi Xiaofeng's eyes suddenly lit up, and he got up to look for it.

After a while, Yi Xiaofeng really took a head-sized "basin" and hurried to the cafeteria of Yushan Academy.

So just like that, the students of Yushan Academy saw this strange man again.

Basically, the people who can enter Yushan Academy are either amazing and beautiful, or have a strong family background, so there are really a lot of "weirdos" in Yushan Academy.

For example, Li Tai, the king of Wei, as a direct descendant of the royal family, as long as he started to study and learn in the academy, he would become a "tyrant", and anyone who disturbed him would be beaten by him. There is also Cheng Chubi (it should be) of Lu Guogongcheng's family, five big and three thick, he is simply a rough military man, but he is a good hand at writing hairpins in the academy. And then there is Na Ma Zhou, although he was expelled from the academy, but just because he can use his affection to plan, unite all the students and teachers of the academy, and admonish the emperor, it is enough to be called a "strange talent".

But these "weird" are all based on knowledge, and there are some places that are contrary to etiquette and law can also be said in the past, after all, there is knowledge in the stomach, and no one will say anything irresponsible if you are a little wild.

But a few days ago, the person who lived in the "Tingtao Pavilion" was different......

What is "Tingtao Pavilion"? Anyone who is a student of the academy knows it!

At that time, in order to establish Yushan Academy, Hou Yunye of Lantian bought a large piece of land in Yushan, built the Yushan villa area that is now famous in Chang'an, and then sold it to the nobles of Chang'an at a high price in exchange for the grass funds of Yushan Academy.

In the Yushan villa area, the most special thing is not the villas that are given to the royal family for free, but this "Tingtao Pavilion"!

Because this "Tingtao Pavilion" was responsible for the construction of the Shu King Li Ke (the title of King Wu was sealed in the eleventh year of Zhenguan, and the current time is four years of Zhenguan) was built next to the Yushan Waterfall, whether it is day or night, it is loud and loud, not to mention the people, just stay there for a while will be upset by the sound of the waterfall.

originally thought that this "Tingtao Pavilion" was smashed in his hands like this, but after Lantian Hou Yunye came back from the Turks, he gave the title of "Tingtao Pavilion", and then set up a "benevolent Leshan, wise Leshui" reason, which actually attracted Chang'an nobles to bid one after another, and finally sold the highest price in Yushan villa amazingly.

Of course, no one in the Lu Guogong family of the "wise man happy water" lives in this "Tingtao Pavilion" worth 100,000 yuan, except for the servants who come to clean it every so many periods, this "Tingtao Pavilion" has always been empty.

Until the weirdo moved in.

Of course, there is the name of "wise man happy water", and it is not good to call others "weird".

What really made the title "weirdo" fall on him was what he did later.

Holding a rice bowl with a big head, holding a pair of bamboo chopsticks in his mouth, wearing a densely wrapped but extremely ill-fitting robe, every morning when the bell rings, he runs faster than everyone else to the canteen.

Then he found a table in the corner, stepped on the crossbar of the bench with one foot and stepped on the bench surface with one foot, like a hungry wolf eating, buried his head in the rice bowl and finished eating, and went to class with a full burp and a very uneducated person.

At first, everyone thought that this strange man was acting wildly because of his knowledge. But when everyone found out that he was holding his head with one hand in the class of the mountain chief Li Gang, nodding his head and dozing off with his mouth, everyone knew that he was not wild, he was not unlearned!

And after school, he is also the fastest runner, and when the bell rings, he is definitely the fastest runner and the fastest person to come to the cafeteria.

But somehow, the studious man among the crowd reported this behavior, but no one punished him. Looking at his dress and the certification of the children of the powerful in the academy, he is not a child of the powerful, and it is really strange and strange to behave like this, but no one punishes him, so the title of "weirdo" in the real sense falls on him.

It's just that this kind of weird person who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, everyone in the academy is ashamed to be with him. The corner where he was eating really became a corner that no one cared about; The desk and chair where he sat in class also became his "special seat", and he was the only one......

It's the same today, watching this weird man put his feet on the bench as if no one was around, as if he was deliberately making a loud noise when he drank porridge, all he saw and heard was Qi Qi frowning slightly.

Everyone in the canteen is the future pillar of Datang. Then as a pillar, it must not be eroded by a termite, so after a period of secret contact, everyone has decided to expel this unlearned and unskilled strange man today.

The leader was the noble children of Chang'an, headed by Hou Jie, the son of Hou Junji, who saw that he was playing in his true colors with two steamed buns in his left hand with chopsticks, holding a bowl of gruel in his right hand, and sat down opposite Yi Xiaofeng with a shake.

For people who don't learn and don't know how to be polite, using too advanced knowledge may make him not know what he is talking about, so it is the most appropriate to directly let him get out!

"Slap ......" Hou Jie slapped the table heavily, pointed at the strange man with chopsticks and shouted......

"You ......"

"Poof......

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

"I'm sorry, ahem, I choked on porridge, that, are you okay...... Well, it should be fine...... Then I'll go first! ”

Yes, the development of things is so interesting sometimes, before Hou Jie's words came out, the strange man seemed to be really choked, and the porridge wrapped in his mouth squirted out of his mouth violently, and a grain of rice was sprayed on Hou Jie. At this time, Hou Jie had just spoken, and a large part of the porridge fell into his mouth.

Tut-tut, watching the weirdo apologize completely insincerely, knocking on the rice bowl and walking farther and farther, everyone was boiling.

Especially Hou Jie......

The flushed face under the rice grains didn't dare to shut up at all, so he could only bend his back and run to the pool outside the cafeteria.

"Plop ......"

Without hesitation, Hou Jie jumped into the pool, buried his head in the water, and washed it with his hands.

"Eh, eh...... There is no public morality yet, Lao Tzu is still washing the dishes, why did you jump in! The strange man was still ridiculing on the side, which made Hou Jie even more angry.

"I'm going to kill you!" With a red face, Hou Jie rolled over from the pool, ignoring the grains of rice still mixed in his hair, rushed forward and punched the strange man's head.

"Oops, I'm full, I'm going to class and sleeping!" It's a pity that as soon as the strange man turned around and stretched slightly, Hou Jie's punch missed, and he flew out of the pool unabated, and fell to the ground with a thud.

"Anyway, what are you doing here? Don't go to class? Looking at the crowd surrounding him, the strange man was not afraid, but asked as if he couldn't see the situation clearly.

"Ya ......" Hou Jie, who fell to the ground, was even more annoyed, screamed, and twisted his legs around the stranger's right foot, and at the same time used his back force, stretched out his hand and attacked the stranger's lower body.

"Hiss......" Seeing this scene, everyone gasped in unison, the development of this matter is a little uncontrollable!

"Stop!" Suddenly, with a loud shout, a broom suddenly flew into the field, and narrowly hit Hou Jie's wrist, making his attack miss.

"What are you doing?" Again, a young woman in a cloth skirt...... No, it was the woman who walked up to the stranger and Hou Jie, picked up Hou Jie in anger, and threw it into the crowd heroically.

After catching Hou Jie in an exclamation, the woman scanned her eyes with her hands behind her back and scolded, "The bell has ringed, why don't you go to class yet?" ”

"Let's go, let's go to class!"

Some of the noble children in the field naturally knew who the woman who was scolding them now!

The eldest princess of Pingyang, a legendary woman!

Now that she has saved this weirdo, it is impossible to expel the weirdo today, and if you can afford to put it down, you don't have to think about it, these people will take the lead and go to class honestly.

After seeing that everyone was gone, Li Xiuning stopped Yi Xiaofeng, who was also leaving, and apologized: "It made Mr. Yi laugh!" ”

"Cheap smile? Didn't I laugh? Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng, who was puzzled, touched his lips, and after making sure that he really didn't have a "cheap smile", he continued to walk forward.

Seeing this, Li Xiuning frowned, walked quickly to Yi Xiaofeng to block him, and arched his hand again, thanking him: "Thank you Mr. Yi for your mercy just now!" ”

"Oh, it's okay!" Raising his hand unconcernedly, Yi Xiaofeng bypassed Li Xiuning and continued walking.

Li Xiuning's brows furrowed even more, and he gritted his teeth and directly called Yi Xiaofeng, and said, "I have prepared some refreshments below, I wonder if I have the honor to invite Mr. Yi to taste his face?" ”

"Eh, I'm embarrassed that you're so polite?" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng finally stopped, turned around, scratched his head and looked at Li Xiuning and said tangledly.

"But what's so hard about drinking tea and chatting?" Li Xiuning chuckled and asked rhetorically.

"Oh, yes, just drinking tea and talking!" Suddenly responded, Yi Xiaofeng suddenly grinned and asked, "Anyway, what do you do as a woman, come, make a gift for me!" ”

Hearing this, Li Xiuning's face turned solemn, and he said in a condensed voice: "Mr. Yi, please respect yourself!" ”

"Self-respect! Hahaha......" Suddenly, Yi Xiaofeng laughed frivolously, which also made Li Xiuningwu nervous.

"I'm quite heavy, do you want to come...... Dong ......" shrugged his brows lightly, Yi Xiaofeng's obscene words were about to be finished, but he saw that his eyes were covered with a few bloodshots, and he suddenly raised his hand and punched him in the face, and in Li Xiuning's horror, he actually saw the space next to Yi Xiaofeng's head tremble a few times.

"I'm sorry, I lost my temper!" However, this punch did not hurt Yi Xiaofeng, but made his expression suddenly gloomy, and the frivolity just now was swept away.

"Something to talk about!" Seeing that Li Xiuning was still stunned, Yi Xiaofeng snorted lightly and said dissatisfied.

"Ah...... Oh, oh, oh......" Li Xiuning, who was still shocked by Yi Xiaofeng's punch just now, came back to his senses, stabilized his mind, and after a slight wording, after a moment of hesitation, he asked solemnly: "Dare to ask, what is the matter with Mr. Yi coming to Chang'an this time?" ”

"It should be boring!" The gloomy Yi Xiaofeng sat on the side of the flower bed, closed his eyes and thought about it, and then opened his eyes with a hint of haze, not too sure.

"Bored? Mr. Yi, are you kidding? Hearing this, Li Xiuning was almost laughed at angrily.

"Huh...... You just think I'm kidding! With a wry smile, Yi Xiaofeng didn't care.

Seeing Yi Xiaofeng like this, Li Xiuning frowned, sighed lightly, bowed his hand, bowed deeply to Yi Xiaofeng at ninety degrees from his waist, and said sincerely: "Mr. Xiuningzhi has gods and demons, but now the Tang Dynasty really can't stand the torture, and the people in the world really can't withstand the war." ”

When he said this, Li Xiuning didn't get up, he still maintained a hunched posture, and he even brought a few lows to the point!

"Yun Ye once told me that the prosperous era is coming, and Mr. Yi implores you to look at the friendship with Yun Ye...... Don't go to the story of Xiangzi Yuda! ”

“……”

Silent......

Yi Xiaofeng was silent for a long time, but he still didn't react.

Although Li Xiuning only said a few words to him in total, the amount of information in it made him a little down.

Because of Li Xiuning's words, Yi Xiaofeng discovered that compared to his previous terrifying experience, whether it was his individual strength or the strength of science and technology, he already had the ability to look down on an era.

This is not normal!

Why?

Since you can look down on an era, why did you encounter such a terrible thing before?

Why?

Why......

This abnormal imbalance suddenly began to invade Yi Xiaofeng's mind at lightning speed, and the bloodshot that had faded because of confusion slowly appeared in Yi Xiaofeng's eyes, and a substantial violence rose from Yi Xiaofeng's body, instantly causing the temperature around him to rise sharply, and the flowers in the flower bed behind Yi Xiaofeng were also wilting, withering, and scorching at a very fast speed......

"Mr. Yi!"

Seeing such a strange scene, Li Xiuning finally couldn't maintain the posture of bowing her waist, but she had no experience in this and could only face Yi Xiaofeng, her eyes wide open, her face pale, and she screamed in horror......

But this shout didn't seem to make Yi Xiaofeng wake up, but instead made Yi Xiaofeng's body rise a trace of flames, which directly made the robe wrapped around him burn, and that's not all, in this burning, you can clearly see the wisps of cold air and golden light......

The three were intertwined, one eliminating the other, grinding each other, and in Li Xiuning's horror, they disappeared almost at the same time.

"Whew...... It turns out that when the energy in the body is controlled by the subconscious mind and loses control, it can be regarded as an abnormal state, and it even triggers the divine effect and the frost effect at the same time (Note 1)! ”

Seeing the strange scene disappear just now, listening to Yi Xiaofeng speaking in a clear tone in his own accent, the frightened Li Xiuning instantly relaxed, and this relaxation even made her body weak, and she fell to the ground uncontrollably.

"By the way, how do you know that I have gods and demons? I don't even know! After Yi Xiaofeng recovered his clarity, he stepped forward and helped Li Xiuning to sit back in the flower bed and asked.

"Six years of martial arts, first ...... With a finger to the sky, Mr. summoned thousands of thunderbolts, crushing tens of millions of pursuers into powder in an instant, and so ...... It may not be a big deal in the eyes of the gentleman, but to us mortals, it is a means of gods and demons! Li Xiuning was still stabilizing his mind, so he gasped in shock when he spoke.

"Oh, that's the time!" After listening to Li Xiuning's words, Yi Xiaofeng thought about it for a little and knew what time it was.

At that time, Yi Xiaofeng was just afraid of trouble, so he used Thor's Hammer to summon lightning and strangle those pursuers, but he didn't expect it to scare Li Xiuning, and it seemed that she had lived in fear for so many years!

Otherwise, she wouldn't have asked Yi Xiaofeng in such a low voice just now!

Stroking his chin and rolling his eyes, the corners of Yi Xiaofeng's mouth gradually hung a strange smile......

made Li Xiuning, who saw this smile, a little fear rise for no reason......

Note 1: Of course, it's still that reason, since it can be crossed, then there will be more than two subjective creations for the element effects of Diablo 3!