Chapter 18 Be a Little Death Expert
Scratch ~ Catch ~
"You must be wondering how to get me to get my hands off?" Xiao Lu's expression was as if he was discussing a very serious scientific issue with Yuqing Nun.
"But I am a monk, and in my eyes there is no distinction between men, women, oriental girls, and helping him. Aren't there too many **** women? Oh, you've got a D about that, and the Buddha is on top! The capital is so big, you still want to become a monk?! β¦ Take it easy... But I don't feel like I'm touching a big white steamed bun, oh no, I should say it's like touching wood. You see, you're still angry when you say that, this is because you don't practice enough! My Buddha has clouds, emptiness is color, and color is emptiness...... Oh my god! β
Lu Yuan's hand shrank quickly, narrowly avoiding the sword light of the Yuqing Nun's chopping hand! Immediately, he flew up like a crane dancing in the sky, waving a pair of big sleeves and running around the peach tree, chasing more than a hundred chain flying swords to kill him!
"Death to the prostitute monk!"
"Listen to me! Things aren't what you think they are......"
The two figures turned into sharp birds flying among the flowers and trees, and you chased after me, bringing up two high-pitched and low-pitched winds. It's a pity that Lu Yuan was only beaten and didn't fight back, and he didn't even want to pull out the divine sword hanging from his waist, how could he be Yuqing's opponent? After chasing tens of thousands of laps, Yuqing Nuni finally grabbed a flaw that was not a flaw in him and pressed the blade of the sword against his throat!
"Huhu~, say! Who are you? What is the purpose of your coming to me? Dare to have half a lie, hum~" The extremely tired Yuqing nun can't care about continuing to pose as a goddess at this moment. Gritting his silver teeth and hating fiercely. "Evil demons are outside, everyone gets and is punished!" The phoenix's eyes glared angrily, and his tone was murderous!
Xiao Lu, who can be forced by the sword blade to the neck. But his eyes were always looking straight at her, oblivious to the sword around his neck (the sword was only 0 from my throat at the time. 01 cm). The look in his eyes...... There is sadness, there is tenderness, there is longing, and there is pain, Yuqing's heart trembles, she has never seen it. A living creature can read such complex emotions in his eyes!
"My name is Lu Yuan," Monk Lu said affectionately as he caressed her hand on the edge of her sword. "I am your husband in your previous life!"
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"Poof~!!"
On the bridge of the Fortress of Dawn, a group of voyeurs sprayed drinks like scattered flowers, snacks flew all over the sky, and many even fell hard.
Everyone was stunned by Lu Yuan's words!
"He just said something. What did he say! Zhao Min pinched H7N9's neck. He swayed back and forth vigorously, completely oblivious to the fact that the hunk had already begun to stick out his tongue and roll his eyes.
Li Huamei wordlessly crumbled the wine glass in her hand into crumbs, and her anger even turned into a golden shield.
"I'm going to work." Mu Xing stood up expressionlessly, but there were tears in her eyes, and she felt aggrieved.
"Wait a minute, I think there must be some misunderstanding in the middle, Lu Jun is not that kind of person." Poison Island Yanzi hurriedly grabbed Mu Xing and explained to him in a panic. But she subconsciously grabbed Mu Xing's sleeve open.
Anne and Ding Mumu looked at each other, and they both fell into deep thought. The two were not so excited. is because the "previous life" that Lu Yuan said must refer to his lover on that earth before he crossed over. But the time period in which he is present is three hundred years before the time period in which he lived. In other words, that woman definitely can't be his wife! At most, it is his wife's ancestor, or the two people are reincarnated, and they look exactly like his wife!
But with their understanding of Lu Yuan's life, it seems that ...... Something is not quite right.
"Humph! Sure enough~" Kazami Yuka sneered and said, "If you let the male dog out in the spring, you can't expect him to be able to control his tail!" Sure enough, that thing should be cut off first! Anyway, with the technology of the Dawn, I am not afraid that it will never grow again! β
Yakumo Zi shook his fan, laughing without saying a word.
By the way, Twilight Star has separated from Mu Xing and returned to the world of Baldur's Gate. It's good that she wasn't there, otherwise there would have been one more candidate to crusade against the negative man......
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Monk Lu, who didn't know that he had stepped on a good ship, was still running wildly on the road to death.
"You don't remember, do you?" Lu Yuan took a step forward, his neck was dissolved by the sharp blade, and a stream of blood dripped down his Adam's apple. Yuqing Nun retreated at a loss, "I, I do ......" She wanted to say that I really didn't remember, but looking at Lu Yuan's appearance, she couldn't say anything.
"It's okay, it's been too long, in fact, I don't remember the time," Lu Yuan's laughter made Yuqing's heart panic and break the audience's heart, "I just remember every detail when we got along." β
"Every detail ......" His words made people think about it carefully, and Yuqing was really frightened.
"Maybe you're mistaken? I, a poor nun, are a disciple of Buddhism. Yuqing herself didn't realize how weak her resistance was. It can only be said that she is indeed a Buddhist disciple, but she is first and foremost a female creature. The context created by Lu Yuan at this moment, not to mention her, even the women on the Dawn who hated him so much that their teeth itched couldn't help but follow his words at this momentβnot to mention a little nun who lived in seclusion in the mountains.
"I know it's all unbelievable, if you want to know the truth...... Why not take a look at my memories? Walking in front of Yuqing, Lu Yuan actually closed his eyes like that, and honestly confessed himself unreservedly under the sword of Master Yuqing.
But Yuqing couldn't stab down with a sword after all. She put away her flying sword, and after hesitating for a long time, she still hesitantly stretched out her slender jade finger and pointed towards Lu Yuan's eyebrows. In the short touch, her fingers had been trembling slightly, but they still pressed on Lu Yuan's Yin Hall.
The next moment, with a "boom", the two of them were brought into the world of memories together!
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"Li Ling, from now on, we will be classmates." Yuqing looked at Lu Yuan, who seemed to be getting younger, talking to her, while everyone around was wearing strange short shirts, even herself. Me, is my name in this life "Li Ling"?
Next, there are movie classrooms, libraries, small restaurants, tree-lined paths near the sports field, and study rooms in the electronics library...... Two people's footprints were left here and there in the school. When you're happy, when you're homesick, when you're sad, when you're in a daze. There is always such a person standing by my side, silently accompanying me.
Until one day, he said to me. "Li Ling, I like you." Landslides and cracks!
Then there is graduation, work, breakup, reunion, breakup, marriage...... The love is deep and shallow, and the water comes naturally.
"Li Ling, this is our daughter"
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A tear flowed from Yuqing's eyes, snaking on the cheeks carved out of white jade...... She cried.
At this moment, the hundred-year-old master of Qing cultivation was shattered, and she looked down at the fairy nun in the red dust from above. fell into a mortal woman; At this moment, the audience of the Dawn, who also watched Lu Yuan's memory, couldn't help wiping their tears. Hmm~ That feeling is too sweet. It's so cozy! The women here have done countless big things in the world, but they have never talked about love in a small mood.
That process reverberates in everyone's heart, although it is not enough to resonate, but it is enough to be unforgettable.
No wonder Lu Yuan remembers it so deeply. Remember so clearly!
They all do. Not to mention the feelings in Yuqing's heart. Although she remembered the memories of previous lives, most of the time Yuqing was just a mortal woman. In addition to those experiences after cultivation, when she was still everyone's ladies, she just read a few words and quietly fantasized about how the future Ruyi Langjun would be. I haven't even really married, let alone fallen in love or something!
Those sweet words and intimate love words spoken when talking about love in modern society are comparable to ancient times! In her opinion, it was completely shocking like five thunderbolts! It's just when you're there. Those love words flew into my ears unstoppably, and it was like a big bowl of ecstasy soup to drink! It sounds like you're drunk. I wanted to be in a coma for a while, but I couldn't listen enough.
Especially when you are a mother at the end......
Thinking of this, Yuqing suddenly woke up!
"I, I! You, you! She gestured a few times in a panic, suddenly grabbed the flying sword, and fled to the back nunnery like a fly!
"Hey, Yuqing, shall I stay?" Lu Yuan smiled and beckoned to her back. "You're at your own convenience." The voice of the nun of Yuqing came from afar.
"And where do I live?" Lu Yuan did not relent. "You're on your own!" Yuqing was annoyed and ashamed!
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"I always feel that something is wrong...... "On the Dawn, Zhao Min touched his smooth chin, thoughtfully recalling the picture he saw. That guy laughed too wickedly in the end, not at all like a husband and wife reuniting after a long absence, but like a treacherous plan! β
"When you and Lu Yuan reunited, it was worse than this, right?" was complained by Ding Mumu, Zhao Min was speechless. Because Ding Mumu seems to be saying that the treatment of the main room is nothing more than that.
"And this Yuqing and Li Ling look exactly the same, what is their relationship? Is it a former descendant? Or is Li Ling the reincarnation of Yuqing? Ikexue also came to mix in, but she was more concerned with the genetic logic aspect.
"That's right, I also found that the most important plot piece is missing in the middle!" Anne said confidently. Seeing Li Huamei and several people looking over, Anne said without changing her face, "When he recalled, didn't you feel that something was missing?" Haven't remembered yet? After several unsuccessful guidance, seeing that everyone was still at a loss, Anne hated the appearance that iron could not become steel, so she could only hand over the answer by herself, "It's XXOO!" They don't have any memories of XXOO at all! From falling in love and falling in love, I jumped to giving birth to a child in a blink of an eye! This shows that they have never had XXOO at all! β
The thin-skinned Mu Xing suddenly blushed and quietly glared at Anne, but her little face smiled.
"Also, what's the matter with giving birth to a child that appears directly in your arms? This kind of development can't even be fooled by elementary school students. Anne continued to complain.
Sure enough, with such an analysis, there seem to be more and more doubts.
"Huh? Is there something missing on our side? At this time, Mu Xing suddenly remembered, it seemed that these people were ...... Someone seems to have been silent all the time? Sure enough, hearing her say this, several women seemed to feel this way! They searched around, then set their eyes on a foodie!
"Hmm~" Being watched by so many people, Nana hid her ice cream like a little squirrel, "What are you doing?" β
"Be honest!" Several women surrounded Nana menacingly, "What's going on with that memory!" β
"Of course it's fake," Nana spread her hands, her big eyes clicked, and said innocently, "At that time, Ah Yuan was a code dog who worked overtime all day, he had no time, no money, how could there be so much romance at all!" β
"I knew the truth was cruel," said a group of women, who now felt hurt by the truth.
Well, compared to Lu Yuan's indiscriminate estrus, they prefer to believe that Lu Yuan once fell in love! Even if the object is not yourself. "So, what does the truth look like? Why does Lu Yuan care so much about this Yuqing? Also, who is Li Ling? What is his relationship with this woman named Li Ling?! β
"I'll find out the truth." After Nana rummaged through, she took out a disc, stuffed it into the player, and projected Lu Yuan's memories onto the holographic screen.
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In an office, the young version of Lu Yuan was holding a small note in his hand and scolded.
"Li Ling stinks ****! Big Blue Pond! We have worked hard for you for more than half a year, and you deduct my year-end bonus! You're not human! You're not human! Pay back my hard-earned money! Pay back my hard-earned money!! β
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PS: Smile, ten years less. Smile and give a monthly pass! Old Ray thanks. (To be continued.) )