Chapter 16: Doraemon
"I can't bump into it, brother, the people inside are blocking them with something. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ο½iqugeγ info," said a cat player.
"Don't worry, brother, I'm wearing a Doraemon cat costume, leave it to me." After saying that, the other cat player pulled out the pocket on his stomach, and the action and the bell around his neck also jingled the bell.
, Doraemon? Kneeling, or is it a blue fat man? Dabao was stunned for a while, never expected that it was a Doraemon on the other side, and said with a smile: "Wait, how can there be a Doraemon mixed in this "Peek-a-boo", this painting style is wrong." What to do, if it's really Doraemon, Lan Lan and them will be in danger. β
Dabao was anxious to ask for help, but at this time, he only heard a "buzzing" chainsaw sound, Doraemon took out a chainsaw directly from his pocket, pulled the switch, and started it.
"Not good! It's a chainsaw! Ye Zi was shocked, this Doraemon joined this game to go against the sky? So he said: "Quick, let's lead them away, otherwise Lan Lan and the three of them will die if they stay inside!" β
"Don't, sister, the other party has a chainsaw, Doraemon may become a Texas chainsaw murderer. No, no, no! Dabao grabbed the leaf, shook his head, and said.
"Yes, no, it's too dangerous." Lao Niu and Zhenzhen also agreed with Dao Dabao's statement.
"We're a team, it's a game of 30 people, and one less person we're one less strength. When we left, we promised to help them lure the cat away if they were in danger. Ye Zi looked at the three people with annoyance, although he knew that it was dangerous, but as a team, he still had to uphold the spirit of not giving up or abandoning under conditions.
"Yes, Yezi, I support you, we are a team and we have to work together. If each is profitable...... Ahh Lao Le is very firmly on Ye Zi's side, he firmly believes in the role of the team, after all, he is a serious little boss, and he understands the role of the team.
Dabao was originally a person who had nothing to do with himself, and it was not his friend who was arrested, so why take this risk. If it was a friend, Dabao would have to rescue those people even if he was desperate. Thinking about Ye Zi and Lao Le's words, it really makes sense, after all, a team should help each other. Looking at Ye Zi's determined eyes looking at him again, Dabao knew that his intention had been decided, and as a "comrade-in-arms" who had been born and died together, Dabao had no choice but to compromise: "Okay, okay, then let's lead them away." β
"Huh? You have to lead away. Well, since you and your girlfriend have decided, then I have nothing to say, we are brothers and a team, and we should advance and retreat together. Although Lao Niu was a little reluctant, he finally accepted it sincerely.
"Huh? Are you really going to do that? "I can't hear the movement of the two cats at all, Zhenzhen looks at the four people who want to lure the cat players away, and there is no way to run away by myself. In this dark and porous place, you may meet other cats.
After all, he couldn't let his brothers and friends take this risk, Dabao took a deep breath, plucked up his courage, and said, "Since that's the case, leave it to me, you guys withdraw first, and I'll catch up later." β
"Dabao!"
At a glance, he knew what Ye Zi wanted to say, so he hurriedly stopped and said, "Ye Zi, the four of you go first, believe me, nothing will happen." β
"I'm with you." Lao Le also said at this time.
"I'm with me, too." Lao Niu said.
Seeing that except for Zhenzhen, it seems that he is planning to lure the cat away with him, which is okay, so he said: "No, no, no, there are too many people like this, and it is easy to have problems when you run for a while." Lao Niu, you take Ye Zi and Zhenzhen first, and Lao Le and I will catch up in a while. Yezi, you don't have to say anything, leave these things to us men. "Dabao is naturally selfish, and he definitely can't let his brothers and friends take risks. At the same time, in order to let Lao Niu withdraw first, he had to blurt out: "My daughter-in-law will be handed over to you, you take it away first." β
When Ye Zi heard this, he couldn't help but laugh "poof", and instantly understood what Dabao meant, looking at Dabao's firm eyes, Ye Zi nodded and said, "Okay, good, good, dear, you be careful, I'll go first with Lao Niu, hurry up." As he spoke, he hugged him, patted Dabao's back gently, and said softly: "Wait for you, don't die, I don't want to help you take care of Susu." β
"The old paper is not a flag, Su Su doesn't need you to take care of it, I'll just come by myself." Dabao scolded with a smile, "Let's go." β
Although Lao Niu was a little hesitant, but the desire to survive in his heart still prevailed over the adventurous heart, plus Dabao had entrusted his "girlfriend" to himself, which was a trust in his brother, under the gritting of his teeth, Lao Niu made a difficult decision, patted Dabao's shoulder, and said: "Okay, wait for you kid, don't die!" β
"Hmm!"
After that, leaving Dabao and Lao Le, the three of them left. After watching the three of them leave, Dabao and Lao Le glanced at each other, nodded, and said, "Let's start, the door is about to be sawed open." β
"Hmm."
"Cats, cats! We're on the 2nd floor, come and catch us, the two coins downstairs, hahaha......" Dabao immediately stood up and turned on the taunt mode towards the two cats downstairs.
"Huh? Got rats? How dare you provoke us? The Doraemon downstairs said angrily.
"Leave the rats on the second floor to me, and the rats inside the door will be handed over to you." Another cat said.
"Okay."
Under the moonlight, Dabao and Lao Le found that only one of the two cats ran towards them, and the Doraemon that sawed the door stayed.
"Alas, it's so angry, only one cat came." Dabao suddenly felt a sense of frustration, feeling that his taunting skill points were too low, the level was too low, and the effect was too poor, so he continued to taunt: "That sawing the door to scatter coins, come on, grandpa, I'm here, see a chicken feather door, come and catch your grandpa." β
"Scatter the coin, why don't you give the old paper down, see if the old paper doesn't tear you up!" Doraemon was obviously not interested in taking care of Dabao, and after scolding, he stopped talking.
"Let's go, the cat is coming!" Lao Le pulled Dabao, now is not the time for you to say "sing mountain songs", I can already hear the footsteps of a cat "dodo" climbing the stairs.
"Let's go!" Dabao nodded and said.
Doraa on the first floor dreamed that the two mice had run away, turned around with a curse, and continued to saw the door: "Made, two, wait for the old paper to solve the rats in the room and then solve you." β
At this time, there was a panic in the No. 3 rat nest, how could I not expect that the cat player still had a chainsaw, no wonder the number of cats is 5, and the number of mice is 30, otherwise if the cat has no weapons, it would have been drowned by the rats with a mouthful of spit.
"Electric ...... Chainsaw! How...... What to do! Li Qing held up the chair at a loss, looked at the door that was about to be sawed open by the chainsaw and said.
"Woooooooooo......oo I don't want to die, Uncle Huang, hurry up, think of a way! You must save Lan Lan, Lan Lan is willing to be a cow and a horse. Lan Lan hugged it directly, and the two big meat balls kept squeezing Lao Huang's arm.
Lao Huang was crisp for a while, obviously the pleasure overwhelmed his brain, and he pinched Lan Lan's buttocks, Lan Lan didn't know how high it was compared to the one or two hundred goods next to those construction sites. Lao Huang's nostrils were outward, he hugged Lan Lan casually, and said confidently: "Sister, do you feel the muscles on your uncle's body, hehehe, isn't it just a cub with a chainsaw, and my uncle won't cut him after he comes in." Then pinched Lan Lan's chin and said with a lewd smile: "Don't worry, Uncle will never let you have an accident." β
"Uncle Huang, Uncle Huang, and me!" Li Qing also came to Lao Huang's side and said weakly.
"Little thing, let's get ready, and let's get him together when the cub comes in." Lao Huang patted Li Qing's shoulder and said.
"Buzz!"
"Bang!" , The door was finally sawed open by Doraemon, Doraemon stepped on the vending machine and walked in with a chainsaw: "Cut, if it weren't for the props in my brother's pocket that are only limited to my own use, my brother would have come in and sawed you a chainsaw." Well? It's you!? β
Liu ...... Liu Quan!!? Lan Lan saw that the cat player with the chainsaw turned out to be Liu Quan.
"Tsk, but it's a pity, you're a rat and I'm a cat." Liu Quan glanced at Lan Lan, with a trace of regret on his face, and put the chainsaw back in the pocket on his stomach, and his hands were pounding inside.
"It's now!" Lao Huang gave Li Qing a look, and went back towards Liu Quan with a chair.
"Bang!"
A gunshot rang out, and I saw a string of blood beads splashing out from the back of Lao Huang's head, splashing all over Li Qing and Lan Lan, who had not had time to act behind them.
"This ...... This...... This is the gun!!? Li Qing was stunned by the scene in front of him, he never expected that Liu Quan would take out a Red Star pistol from his pocket and shoot Lao Huang in the head.
"Bang! HeadshotοΌ As he spoke, he blew the muzzle of the pistol, imitating the gunman in the film and television works blowing the muzzle of gunsmoke. However, there was no smoke coming out of the pistol, of course, Liu Quan didn't care, glanced at Li Qing, and said, "Yo, hehe, glasses, what's the matter, you're planning to attack me too?" β
"I ...... I...... I didn't! Li Qing trembled with fright.
"And what do you have in your hands? Big killer!! Liu Quan tilted his head and looked at Li Qing who was carrying a chair, one of the seven weapons hidden by the Celestial Empire in the legend, the relative chair of the bench.
The bench is a big hidden weapon, and the chair is also in this list, which is a must-have for every family. Whether it is a hotel or a restaurant, you can get it anywhere. Its characteristics: according to its different materials, it can be divided into wood, metal and plastic. It is easy to grasp, easy to exert force, and can be detached to evolve into other weapons, mostly with internal injuries.
"Ah...... No...... No! Li Qing threw away his chair in a panic, ready to make an explanation.
"No, no, no, I see, you better die!" Liu Quan said, and the trigger was directly pulled with a "bang", and Li Qing was also shot in the head.
Lan Lan, who was already sitting on the ground in fright, hurriedly crawled over, climbed to Liu Quan's feet, pulled Liu Quan's trouser leg, and sobbed: "Brother Quan, Brother Quan, woo woo woo...... when we played "The Story of the Three Little Pigs", you said that you would take Lan Lan Fei and Lan Lan to heaven, do you remember?" Woowoo...... Let Lan Lan go, Lan Lan can do anything...... Woowoo woo ......"
Liu Quan tilted his head, looked down at Lan Lan who was lying at his feet like a female dog, recalled what happened a few days ago, and said, "Hey, it seems that there is such a thing." β
Lan Lan choked up happily: "Well, some have, Brother Quan remembers?" Remembered? Let Lan Lan go, as long as you don't kill Lan Lan, let Lan Lan do anything! Lan Lan can also provide information to Brother Quan in the rat player camp, woo woo woo...... Let Lan Lan go, Brother Quan~"
Yes, Liu Quan had a flash of inspiration in his mind, let this Lan Lan be an internal response among the mouse players, and his side should win properly. As for whether you really want to be an internal response, I don't know, but it doesn't matter if this stupid woman is killed or not, as long as the cheese is not lost.
Lan Lan is indeed a beauty, the kind with big breasts and big buttocks, I wanted to attack her when I was in the game, but I never had a chance. But now it looks different, and now no one can control him. Weapons in hand, I have them in the world, my brother is Doraemon. So Liu Quan put the pistol back in his pocket, picked up Lan Lan, put it on the table, opened Lan Lan's legs, and said with a smile: "Okay, brother let go of you little girl first, I have played a game together, brother is really a little unbearable." But you have to let my brother have a good time first, brother will take you to fly, take you to heaven, hehehe......"
"Good...... Okay, Brother Quan, Lanlan, I will make you happy......"