Chapter 128 Miscellaneous Matters

"Predict what will happen next, and listen to the next breakdown......"

"Smack......

With the fall of the shocking wood, today's storytelling show in this small restaurant has come to an imperfect end. Although some people give rewards, they are only a few sporadic ones.

However, Mr. Storyteller did not feel half depressed by this, but bowed to these listeners with a smile on his face and thanked them, and when these listeners left one after another, the storyteller hummed a little song, took today's profit, and stepped on small steps to go home.

This person is naturally Yi Xiaofeng, who was very popular in the storytelling world in Wudang Mountain seven years ago, and loved to listen to him in both black and white. With the initial prosperity and people's excitement passed, coupled with many eloquent people joining the storytelling industry, Yi Xiaofeng's position was seriously challenged. Anyway, in the eyes of those peers, Yi Xiaofeng, the founding ancestor, is really not good.

From the largest restaurant in the local area to a casual small restaurant now, even from time to time to find a wide place to set up a table to speak, every time the money is small, and there are not a few high-ranking officials and nobles who listen, and the peers are light, and even some people say that Yi Xiaofeng is dirty in the storytelling business, confusing those high-ranking officials and nobles with those mud legs, and also proposing to let Yi Xiaofeng get out of the storytelling world.

Naturally, these "elites" in the storytelling industry don't know that those so-called high-ranking officials and nobles have wanted to ask Yi Xiaofeng to give them a special session more than once over the years, but he didn't agree. The reason is that he doesn't want to, he doesn't want to be trapped at the three-foot table every day and delay his time for martial arts practice.

A few years ago, Yi Xiaofeng, who had made enough money, directly quit the storytelling business, but sometimes it hurts to be idle, so he talks about one or two sessions.

As for the rest of the time, it was naturally used to cultivate Jiuyang.

After Zero finished analyzing Jiuyang seven years ago, Yi Xiaofeng's lazy cancer did not attack, but immediately devoted himself to cultivating Jiuyang. As soon as he cultivated, Yi Xiaofeng found that the imaginary difficulties did not appear at all, and according to the analysis results and plans given by Zero, he did not fall behind any progress, he completely followed the progress given by Zero, and even reached the best result given by Zero at the beginning, and generated internal force within half a year!

It couldn't be too perfect!

Although he has been cultivating for seven years, he has not yet reached the results of Zhang Wuji's five years of practice, but Yi Xiaofeng is already very happy! Who is Zhang Wuji? The protagonist with the protagonist template on his body has been practicing for five years at the best age for martial arts, not to mention Yi Xiaofeng, an unlucky guy who has only started practicing since he was twenty-five years old.

"Take your time, you will definitely be able to cultivate to the end of your life, and live past the age of one hundred and ten!" Seeing that he could keep up with the progress given by Zero, Yi Xiaofeng's previous lack of confidence naturally disappeared without a trace.

"Huh......" With the practice of martial arts, after having internal force in his body, Yi Xiaofeng finally became a deaf and clear-eyed man, and sometimes even if he didn't rely on the zero number, he could feel something that his eyes couldn't see.

It's like now that he hasn't pushed the door open, he feels an uninvited guest in his house.

With a chuckle, Yi Xiaofeng pushed open the door, and sure enough, there was a Taoist priest in the courtyard who was punching indiscriminately, but looking at his serious expression, it seemed as if he was practicing some peerless magic skill. If it was seven years ago, Yi Xiaofeng would have thought that the Taoist priest in front of him was having a nervous moment.

But after cultivating Jiuyang, his vision is more than a star and a half higher than that of ordinary people in the rivers and lakes, and the Taoist priest's punch in front of him does not have any rules, but the important thing is not the punch he plays, but the indescribable mystery revealed when he punches, it is clear that this punch is played in order to express this mystery, not because of the punch that he hits.

"I mean, you're not here to eat again, are you?" Without any politeness, Yi Xiaofeng scolded in the way of greeting in the present world.

"Hmph...... Too lazy to tell you! With a cold snort, the Taoist priest didn't care about being interrupted by Yi Xiaofeng's boxing, he casually collected his work, lay on Yi Xiaofeng's customized recliner, stretched his hands and feet, and sighed: "You really enjoy it, no wonder you can't come up to my Wudang Mountain!" ”

"Cut, your Wudang Mountain, you are not afraid of talking big, flashing your tongue!" With a contemptuous smile, Yi Xiaofeng also walked over and lay on another recliner, and said lazily: "Say, my Wudang Sect Founding Patriarch, Old Man Zhang Sanfeng, what is the matter this time?" ”

"Old man? Hehe...... "Stroke the long beard that is already on the chest, Zhang Sanfeng...... Yes, now you can call him Zhang Sanfeng, with the establishment of the Wudang faction, that teasing-male Zhang Junbao has gradually dissolved in the passage of time, maybe there will be a little teasing in front of Yi Xiaofeng, but it is not much.

Raising his eyebrows, Zhang Junbao glanced at Yi Xiaofeng with slanted eyes, and said in a strange manner: "I'm not like someone, I haven't grown a beard in nine years, and people in their thirties don't grow beards, do you know what this is?" It's a heavenly eunuch! Therefore, if you have a relationship with my Wudang faction, you should go up the mountain with me to be a free Taoist! ”

"Cut ......" rolled his eyes, Yi Xiaofeng turned his head and didn't say anything. Zhang Sanfeng has used this reason to ridicule him more than once, and he already has immunity, so it's okay not to talk to him. As for the reason why I didn't grow a beard for so many years......

Eh, didn't Yi Xiaofeng's two kidneys break nine years ago? After such a serious injury, even if the back is better, there will definitely be sequelae, and not growing a beard is one of them, as for the more serious ones...... Eh...... The most painful thing for men, I won't repeat them here. But fortunately, according to Zero's analysis, Jiuyang can be self-healing if he cultivates it to the peak.

"Say, "What's the matter?" I'm going to sleep! Thinking of the sad place, Yi Xiaofeng shouted directly and viciously.

Hearing Yi Xiaofeng's shouting, Zhang Sanfeng did not continue to ridicule as usual, but sighed and said slowly: "Miss Guo is going to build a sect in Mount Emei and invite me to watch the ceremony." ”

"Hmm...... Why is it so late? Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was stunned, he hadn't seen Guo Xiang move for so many years, and he thought that she was not ready to build the Emei faction, which scared him that he couldn't eat and sleep well for a while, but after thinking about it, Guo Xiang said in the original book was about forty years old before he became a monk, and now Guo Xiang is about the same age.

"You're really fatalistic!" Over the years, Zhang Sanfeng has wanted to use the skill of knowing the future from Yi Xiaofeng's mouth from time to time, but every time he has been beaten by him. Now, though, it's finally slipping through.

"Hehe, how could it be......" Yi Xiaofeng was ready to mix it up again.

But when he saw Zhang Sanfeng's increasingly majestic bearing, his heart was condensed, and then he sighed and said with a serious face: "You are going...... Hey......"

Seeing Yi Xiaofeng behaving like this, Zhang Sanfeng's bearing instantly collapsed, and he looked at Yi Xiaofeng nervously, waiting for his later words......

"You went here because you were molesting a hundred-year-old lady, and you were interrupted by a three-year-old child, and then in a fit of anger, you took a saltless girl, and since then you have lived a happy life without shame...... No way...... Why are you ......?"

Yi Xiaofeng still wanted to describe what this happy life without shame or shame was, but he saw Zhang Sanfeng's eyebrows raised angrily, and he waved his fleshy palm with a little orange and blasted towards Yi Xiaofeng, but the current Yi Xiaofeng is no longer the Yi Xiaofeng of nine years ago.

I saw Yi Xiaofeng glaring at Zhang Sanfeng angrily, but his right hand changed for a while, wrapping around the waving flesh palm like a boneless, and then pulling it, and then pushing it, he directly threw Zhang Sanfeng into the air, and it took a while before he fell to the ground.

But after landing, Zhang Sanfeng didn't have any resentment, but with a satisfied smile, he trotted to Yi Xiaofeng with a shy face, and said excitedly: "I still haven't figured out how you did it, obviously I was the first to do it, and I was already trying to restrain you, but suddenly a divine power hit me and directly broke my blow, and then you countered it, this and that...... It's incredible! ”

"Oops...... Didn't I tell you, and I don't know? Yi Xiaofeng didn't expect Zhang Sanfeng to be waiting for him here. Since he was successful in practicing Jiuyang and was discovered by Zhang Sanfeng that he had such a pure internal force, Zhang Sanfeng had to instruct him in martial arts from time to time. If Zhang Sanfeng is just simply pointing out martial arts, there is no follow-up, but Zhang Sanfeng just has to make some small movements, and then flick it to launch, and directly control it in a few rounds.

directly shocked him, thinking that Yi Xiaofeng was a master who was deeply hidden.

But after trying it a few times, I found that it was really just like what Yi Xiaofeng said, what actions to do, he really couldn't control himself. But it doesn't matter, as long as you meet a few more times, you will definitely be able to discover the secret, this kind of ability to strike backwards is so tempting, it is simply exciting!

After doing this a few times, Yi Xiaofeng was very happy at first, but he was also annoyed by Zhang Sanfeng. However, this also made Yi Xiaofeng discover the change of the bullet flash, that is, when the bullet flashed out, not only his body was out of control, but even the internal force was not under his control.

In other words, a flash can increase its ability with internal force, otherwise it will not be able to restrain Zhang Sanfeng. Of course, what makes Yi Xiaofeng the happiest is that after having internal force, Yi Xiaofeng's short board that flashed, that is, the short board that failed after being poured with internal force, also disappeared.

When "instructing" Zhang Sanfeng, when Zhang Sanfeng's internal force is poured into his body, although there will be a certain period of stiffness, it will soon trigger the internal force to expel these alien internal forces, and then continue to be strong when it is strong.

It's just a bombardment, which makes Yi Xiaofeng want to pee excitedly!

However, this is not an egg-use. Because in the past seven years, in addition to "instructing" Zhang Sanfeng, his ability and internal strength have no use at all, except that his body is getting better and better, and he has not even had a fever and cold in nine years, as if he is no longer useful.

"Hey, it's a pity, you're not a martial arts material, why do you have such a god-given ability? It's hard to figure out! Zhang Sanfeng lay back on the recliner and thought about it in pieces.

Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng just smiled lightly, "instructed" him so many times, Zhang Sanfeng must have discovered that his authentic Jiuyang internal force was much purer than his self-created "Wudang Jiuyang Gong", but he didn't say anything, and naturally Yi Xiaofeng would not say anything about his little complaints.

"Maybe that's what it feels like to be a good friend!"

After another burst of chatting and fart, Zhang Sanfeng patted his fart, jumped away, and looked at Yi Xiaofeng with envy for a while, after all, he didn't take out the "Jiuyang True Scripture" to share, and Yi Xiaofeng, who was not authentic in his own right, naturally couldn't pull his face and begged Zhang Sanfeng to teach him.

"Oh, let's practice martial arts!" After thinking about it for a while, Yi Xiaofeng also jumped up and entered the day's martial arts training time.