The three of us paused for a long time, not knowing if this was a coincidence or something else. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"This stone statue doesn't become a stone statue during the day and turns into a monkey to hang out at night, right?" When Mazi suddenly said this, my heart trembled: "Don't talk nonsense, don't watch too much "Strange Tales from Liaozhai" and think why things can become alive at night!" ”

Having said that, who is not up and down in their hearts now, it is better to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible.

"Don't even look at this stone statue, brothers hurry up to find out if there are any other exits, I don't want to spend the night with the dead in this broken place!"

Huzi and Mazi also left the stone statue when they heard my greeting, and returned to the coffin, wanting to cover the coffin board again, after all, they broke into other people's territory and forcibly took off other people's shoes. I wasn't idle, I went over and checked my gear again to make sure I didn't leave anything behind.

"Ahh

A hysterical cry broke the silence of this ancient cave for hundreds of years, and I looked up to see that Mazi and Huzi were already slumped on the ground, shivering, and sweat did not know when it had flowed down.

"Fuck, you two are sick, what nonsense, why didn't you scare me to death! Stop sitting, get up and find the exit! "I really don't understand the two of them, this nerve is already highly tense, and when they both scream like this, my head is a little big.

Asako didn't stand up, but looked back at me: "No...... No, Lao Xu, this ...... This man doesn't... It's gone! ”

I didn't understand what he meant, and I was puzzled: "There are no one of the three fucking people, so where are they gone?" ”

"No, Lao Xu, it's him...... He's gone! Huzi also stumbled in reply, pointing his finger at the coffin.

I didn't hear it well, and the two of them couldn't lie to me about this situation, so I hurriedly ran over to take a look, and the coffin was really empty, and there was not even a single hair! The first time I encountered this situation, I was a little blindsided for a while: "This ...... This ancestor's method is not working, this is all corpses, why didn't the chicken even fart? ”

At this time, Mazi was a little stupid with fright, and stabbed me and stumbled, "Old ...... Lao Xu, I have one thing I want to tell you, don't be angry! ”

It's all at this time, where can I still listen to his words, with a wave of his hand, I can say whatever you want, and if I don't talk about it for a while, we'll have fun for a while!

Mazi took a deep breath and stood up suddenly: "I'm sorry, two brothers, I was afraid before...... I'm afraid that we will get some treasure, this chicken is screaming, let us work in vain, this morning to feed the chicken...... I'll ...... all the salt that's left over from yesterday It's all fed to this chicken, and it should be ...... Let me be salty and dumb! ”

When he said this, he was relaxed, but I was so angry that I wanted to go over and smack him a few big mouths immediately, and the rules of the ancestors were just child's play! But it's useless to do anything now, and it's better to leave immediately while the ancient corpse doesn't appear! I didn't dare to think about it anymore, so I quickly pulled up the tiger who was still sitting on the ground, and could only find a way to climb up from the original road!

If you do too much injustice, you will kill yourself, that is, people who do too many bad things are like committing suicide, and they will be punished, although we have not done anything bad before, but today this is also a grave digging and digging a grave to hurt the heavens and reason, before we reached the entrance of the cave, we no longer dared to go one step further, and we saw the ancient corpse standing at the door, staring at us barefoot!

Mazi felt that this ancient corpse was staring at him, and he looked at him all over his body, and hurriedly asked me: "Lao Xu, you know more about this inverted fight than the two of us, you go and discuss with him, see if we return the shoes to him, let him give us a way, this ancient and modern people are not good if they hurt their harmony!" ”

"I'm talking to you, you see him like this, I tell him 'hello', 'I'm sorry' or something, how can he understand? If you think he can be moved, you go over and put shoes on him, and maybe they will let us live as soon as they are moved! "I have no choice but to be a dead horse doctor.

At this critical juncture, I don't know if I believed my statement or my head was a little stupid, as soon as my voice fell, Mazi really took the shoes of the ancient corpse and passed!

"Corpse grandfather, corpse ancestor, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, just now I was offended, and now I am going to make amends to your old man, you don't remember the villain, just treat us as a few farts, let it go!" Mazi saw that the ancient corpse didn't move at all, and his courage became bigger, and his mouth was even more thoughtful: "I'll just say it, the sunshine of this democratic society has shone deep into this mountain, this ancient corpse also knows what democracy and harmony are, and I also know that it's not good for anyone to start moving, come, ancestor, lift your feet, I'll put it on for you, if you don't get used to it, you can go back to your coffin and wear it yourself!" ”

Huzi and I secretly admired Mazi's courage and courage, I didn't think that the ancient corpse that was motionless just now suddenly raised his legs, and kicked Mazi back, I don't know how strong this kick is, Mazi was already fat, and he was kicked back directly.

Mazi rolled on the ground twice, stopped, covered his stomach and grinned and stood up: "Fuck you, Lao Tzu is polite to you, you dare to kick Lao Tzu, if you don't give you a little bit of power today, you don't know if your surname is Zhang?" He glanced back at Huzi: "Come, give me your shotgun!" ”

"Mazi, I think we have to think long-term, the three of us are not necessarily his opponents!" Huzi handed the gun to Mazi, but he was not very relieved. Mazi tugged hard, and then he snatched the gun.

Mazi took the shotgun and tried it in his hand, feeling that something was not right, and hurriedly asked me, "What is this thing doing?" ”

"I said you wouldn't, what are you doing with a gun? Don't ask me, I won't, hurry up and return the gun! "I used to see that Mazi was very good, and I thought he would know how to use the gun, but I didn't think about it, it turned out that he had seven tricks and six tricks, and he didn't know anything!"

The pockmark he said was also ashamed, and hurriedly returned the gun to Huzi: "You can use the gun here, see if you can put this monster down!" ”

Huzi can use a gun, his father was also a militia in the village, and he had a gun in his hand, and he should have learned how to shoot a gun from his father when he was a child, I am not worried about this, but now I only have a shotgun at hand, or I assemble it myself, and even the bullets are a lot of smelly, and the lethality is not a star and a half worse than the real gun.

But having is better than nothing, we have guns in our hands, and the capital to compete with this ancient corpse, if we only have two shovels in our hands, the devil knows how many times we will be beaten in a while!

I was still thinking about how to lure this guy away and then take the opportunity to escape, but the tiger was good, and he didn't listen to the command, and the shot was shot out with a bang! Don't look at this shotgun, the lethality is not very large, but the movement is really damn small, this shot went down, I was defenseless, my ears buzzed, and a few stars appeared on my head!

"Hey, Huzi is good marksmanship!" Faintly through the buzzing ears, I seemed to hear Mazi speak, saying something "good marksmanship", and then looked at the ancient corpse, a transparent hole the size of a finger had already appeared on the head, and it stood motionless again.

"Good Huzi, if you give birth to a few years earlier, then you are also a good hand at fighting devils against Japan, come and quickly make up a few more shuttles for him, and send him to see the Lord of Yama completely!" Seeing this situation, I was also surprised and delighted, and I couldn't care that my ears couldn't hear clearly, so I shouted at Huzi with my throat: "One more shot!" ”

Mazi came over and patted me: "Lao Xu, be quiet, we are not deaf, you see that you have called that monster 'alive' again!" ”

Sure enough, after listening to Mazi's words, I took a look at the ancient corpse, and it really started to move again, and it was already walking in our direction! Maybe I was deaf just now, and I really didn't think I was loud.

This shotgun is not like the military machine gun or something, it has to pull the rifling when it hits, or the next shot can't be shot, just in time for the tiger to pull the rifling, the ancient corpse actually strode over, a slap to the tiger in the hand of the shotgun flying, before we can react to what happened just now, I was kicked in the stomach by the ancient corpse, and instantly felt that the internal organs in the stomach were broken, lying on the ground and unable to get up.

Seeing that I was injured, Mazi wanted to come and see me, but before he could run two steps, he let the ancient corpse pull it up by the shoulders and lift it into the air. No matter how Mazi struggles, he can't get rid of his grasp. Huzi took advantage of this opportunity to hurriedly crawl and pick up the shotgun, and with another bang, the bullet shot straight into the chest of the ancient corpse, not missing a penny!

I just wanted to endure the pain and shout again, "Huzi is good marksmanship", but after looking at the ancient corpse that had been shot twice, it seemed that nothing had happened, Huzi saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly continued to pull the rifling, ready to give him another shot. Unexpectedly, this ancient corpse was agile, and before Huzi could raise the gun, Mazi had already been thrown by the ancient corpse and smashed on Huzi, and the shotgun was also pressed under Mazi's body.

After slowing down for a long time, I was finally able to stand up, quietly bypassed the ancient corpse, took out the black donkey's hooves from the bag, and made a gesture to the two of them, which means that let the two of them find a way to break the mouth of this ancient corpse, I stuffed the donkey's hooves into it, my two revolutionary comrades-in-arms immediately understood when they saw my gesture, and the two of them stood up with the pain, and it seemed that they were about to fight with this ancient corpse to the end!