(Since this book is long, and the tenant has to take his time~ so I can only forcibly increase the presence of Zheng Koumao, Orz, and apologize greatly to the reader.) ）

The following excerpt is excerpted from the diary written by Zheng Dashen, the first person to enter the infinite space. 【Zheng Dashen's Diary】

A Day in the Day of the Japanese Detention Center

"The detention center, a miserable but full of misery. Here, it's hell, it's hell, it's hell. The criminals use the momentary pleasures of the world to open this gate to hell. There is darkness, violence, sorrow, and loss of humanity that no one wants. ”

"The Sprinkle family is Zheng Koumao, and he never imagined that he would one day enter the detention center. When this happened to the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family found that everything here was different from what they imagined. In particular, this place is also a detention center in Japan. The Sprinkle family carried the first teammate behind his back, and he did nothing, by the way, he was the landlord of the Sprinkle family, as well as a psychiatrist. By the way, he took two newcomers and entered this extremely cruel Japanese detention center together. ”

"The Sprinkle family broke into the women's toilet in Japan because they were looking for a plot character, and they were arrested in the detention center with bad luck. In this diary, the Sprinkle family will record everything in this detention center for future explorers, as a reference or strategy, I wish you and the Sprinkle family, good luck! ”

The Sa family still remembers that when they were arrested and taken to the detention center, the two JC Shu Huang asked the Sa family:

"Who's that guy behind you?"

At that time, the Sprinkle family was shocked and very frightened, could it be that the monster who called the ghost appeared so soon?! But then when JC Shu Huang began to dismantle the rope on the sprinkle family, the sprinkle family noticed that they were talking about the landlord of the sprinkle family.

(The landlord of the Sprinkle family doesn't know if it's because the soul is too strange or what, and the teleportation is always wrong, leaving only the body in the infinite space.) Therefore, the Sprinkle family can only carry the landlord behind their backs and survive in the infinite space. ）

If the landlord is taken away by JC Shu, the Sprinkle family is estimated to never be able to get it back. So when the JC Shu millet was about to unload the landlord from his body, the Sprinkle family said to them very wittily

"This is a sprinkler inflatable baby, don't touch it!"

That earth-shattering roar made the Sprinkle family themselves applaud in their hearts. It's just that the two JC Shu Huang didn't care at all, and directly got the landlord down and handcuffed him. Then he said to the landlord, who was left with only an empty shell:

"Don't think that if you pretend to be an inflatable baby, we won't catch you! Confess leniently, and let it go! Resist strictly, sit in prison! ”

Of course, the landlord is nothing more than a vegetative person in the infinite space, and no matter how they interrogate the landlord, the landlord is speechless. So the landlord was thrown into the small dark room of the detention center with the Sprinkle family. ”

"It's a small black room, but it's a small and dilapidated room, and there are two Japanese people in addition to the Sprinkle family, the landlord, and the two newcomers.

The moment the small black room was closed, the Sprinkle family had already begun to recall the TV series many years ago.

It's not a bright sword, it's not Miyue's legend, it's a prison break! That's right! The task of the Sprinkle family with infinite space has not been completed, how can it be locked up in a small black room like this?

After thinking about it for about an hour, the Sprinkler family finally thought of the first step of the plan - first ask the Japanese here to familiarize themselves with the environment!

Luckily, because this is the world of movies, both Japanese come with their own Chinese-made subtitles.

Just kidding, in fact, the Sprinkle family had already redeemed a translator and hid it in the space bag of the Sprinkle family.

When the Sajia was looking for a translator in the space bag, a very obscene Japanese kept staring at the Sajia, which was very perverted. After finding the translator with great difficulty, the Sprinkle family decided not to ask the very obscene Japanese, but turned to ask another super obscene Japanese.

"Hello, do you know how to break from jail? The Sprinkler family wants to get out of here. ”

The super lewd Japanese looked strangely at the translator in the hand of the Sprinkler family, and then said in broken Chinese:

"Poison chicken? (Point Reader)"

Sprinkler nodded, and then used the translator in his hand to explain to him the use of this (point reader/delete) translator:

"The Chinese that Sajia said will be converted into Japanese and displayed on the screen through this translation machine, and if you can't understand it, you click on it and it will ......"

Before the Sprinkle family finished speaking, the super obscene Japanese interjected:

"It will tell me what it means, right?"

The Sprinkler shook his head and said to him:

"No, it's going to blow up."

It's a pity that the super lewd Japanese didn't learn Chinese well and didn't understand what 'fried' was. So he left us and started a new life. ”

The Sprinkle family had no choice but to ask questions from the very obscene Japanese just now. The very obscene Japanese danced with the Sajia for a while.

In desperation, the Sprinkle family could only take out a relatively expensive translation machine, and then communicate with the very obscene Japanese.

Don't ask the Sprinkle family why they didn't take the more expensive one just now, because the Sprinkle family is happy.

The Japanese man was a lover of fairy tale literature called Crazy Han, and he said to the Sprinkle family:

"I like the Big Bad Wolf because it eats Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother first, and then Little Red Riding Hood."

Of course, it was impossible for the Sprinkle family to understand what he was saying, and the Sprinkle family just wanted to escape quickly, so they just asked him how to escape.

The idiot pointed to the door of the small black room, and then said

"There's a lock there, open with a numeric code, and four digit codes hidden in the room, as long as you find the code, you can get out."

After listening to the idiot's words, the Sprinkle family glanced at the four numbers 5678 written on the wall of the small black house. After thinking about it carefully, I came up with the intelligence range of JC in Japan - the intelligence of children about three to four years old.

Then the Sprinkler family opened the door directly and walked out. ”

"You must be wondering, since it was only an hour to run out, why did the previous diary say that it was closed for a day?

The answer is that as soon as the Sprinkle family came out of the small black house, they were violently beaten by the Japanese JC Shu Huang, and then they were arrested again.

The Sprinkle family recalled that the two Japanese JC Shu Huang had been squatting at the door for a long time, and felt that they should have deliberately let the prisoner escape, and then beat the prisoner for fun.

The escape from prison failed, and the Sprinkle family had to sit quietly in a small black room.

The lover of fairy tale literature called the idiot said to the Sprinkler again:

"I also like the story of Cinderella, because the crystal slipper is not big or small, and it can only fit Cinderella's feet. Of course, it would be better if Cinderella was a man. ”

The Sprinkle family really couldn't stand the idiot's words, and picking up the landlord was to beat him up. Then he took out a deck of playing cards from the space bag and played cards with the newcomer for a day. ”

"In the end, during this one-day trip to the Japanese detention center, the Sprinkle family learned a lot.

1. Never sin.

Second, learn Chinese well.

3. Don't be psychopathic.

Fourth, if there is really no way to change the environment, then just calm down and do things well, just wait. ”

"The next day.

The Sprinkle family took the landlord and beat up the Japanese JC outside, and swaggered out with the newcomers. ”

Japan Detention Center Day Trip End.