Just as Qian Xinyu and I were squatting on the tree, an angry roar suddenly came from ahead. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoThe bushes on both sides are parting, and I don't know how big this guy is.

I couldn't help but think of a few words: Suddenly, a behemoth came from the mountains and trees, covering a toad......

This guy can't be an extra large toad too, right?

Bang...... Li Yiqi and Lao An's gunshots rang out, and my heart was also tight: With such a big thing, will the two of them be fine? The three of us combined may be able to kill this big guy...... Although it is huge, it is not easy to turn around in the forest because of its size.

And if we are separated, maybe we will be broken by this monster with a human face!

"Retreat!" Lao An yelled, and Li Yiqi fled in our direction. And as their guns rang out, the monster with the human face looked even more manic!

It's really overwhelming! I can only borrow that word to describe it. When it got closer, I saw its swarthy back in the bushes.

It was chasing after Li Yiqi and Lao An. In that way, it seems that you will never stop until you trample two people into meat sauce.

After arriving under the tree where I was, Li Yiqi and Lao An immediately made a sharp turn and went around. The big guy with the human face couldn't dodge it and hit his head on the trunk of the tree.

The trunk of the tree immediately shook violently.

I couldn't stand steadily, I couldn't help but let out an "ah", an upside-down onion, and fell hard from the tree!

Oh yes! What have I done? I was just distracted just now, I wanted to see Li Yiqi make a fool of myself, why did I become the protagonist in just such a moment?

His grandma's, it's not fair!

The city gate is on fire, and the fish in the pond are affected! Li Yiqi, I'm not done with you!

I fell on all fours on the dead branches and leaves on the ground, and although it was not very painful, it still threw me to pieces. Ya, it's been a long time since I've been dropped like this, God is looking at me too comfortably, and I can't get along with me, right?

It's useless to complain.

I shook my head, lifted my dazed head, and looked ahead, and my face turned green!

I saw a pair of small green eyes staring at me curiously!

Looking at the long horns, the scalp immediately went numb!

This...... It turned out to be a rhinoceros, not the human-faced monster! How can there be rhinos in this place?

Mother Xipi, Li Yiqi, are you trying to kill me on this dog day?

The rhinoceros is a well-known bull, if you provoke it, let alone a person, even if it is a locomotive, it will dare to hit it!

I didn't have time to think about it, I pressed my hands on the ground, jumped up, and left, without saying a word, I hung a birch tree in front of me, and climbed up three times and five by two.

I myself have to admire the speed of climbing trees, and the monkey will sigh to himself when he sees it, right?

However, there was no heavy sound behind him of its hooves falling to the ground. I was slightly surprised, and when I turned my head to look, I saw that it was still staring at me with a pair of small eyes, looking at me with some puzzlement.

I can't understand why this guy fell from a tree?

Hum! You stupid cow who can't climb a tree, naturally you can't understand why I fell from a tree.

"Yu Tong? It's Yu Tong......" At this moment, Li Yiqi said in shock and annoyance, "What are you doing here?" Are you stalking me? ”

I squatted on the trunk of a tree, pointed at him and yelled, "If you are allowed to follow others, you are not allowed to follow you?" What kind of bullshit logic is this? Even if I follow you, what can you do with me? Why am I here? Does this need to be explained? Ah Xue is my girlfriend, she is gone, so naturally I have to find her. Is there anything wrong with me coming here as his male ticket? It's you, what is your relationship with her? Hum! It's not clear, it's nameless, and it's stalking other people's girlfriends. What kind of people are these? Do you want to be shameless? Hehehe! Li Yiqi, let me tell you, Ah Xue is mine, don't be delusional. I kissed her, hugged her, and spent the night with her. Her lips are soft, her waist is thin, and her skin is smooth and delicate, so I can't help but want to find her sooner and make out with her......"

I couldn't help but touch my nose, my face is really getting thicker and thicker, and I can even say such empty words. Bragging is really blowing home,

Despite the nonsense on his mouth, he was very proud in his heart.

But my eyes never left Li Yiqi's hand. If I say that, this stinky boy will shoot me.

"Bang!"

Sure enough, when he heard this, his face suddenly changed drastically, and he raised his hand to shoot at me: "Yu Tong, I'll kill you!" ”

I hurriedly hid behind the trunk of the birch tree, and the bullets whizzed into the trunk, making a round hole in it.

To be honest, at this distance, with my current skills, it can be said that it will be easy to dodge Li Yiqi's pistol bullets, unless he sneaks up on me.

Yes, the pistol bullets were fast, but his reaction was so slow that he couldn't aim at me.

I crouched down on a tree and couldn't help but laugh proudly. I just like to see him eat and can't spit it out.

Actually, what can I do with Ah Xue? She's a woman, I can't beat her, how dare I take advantage of her without her consent? I can't guarantee that it was just an ear bracket thrown over, and I couldn't tell the difference between east and west, north and south, or even looking for teeth all over the ground. Dare to take advantage of her, unless she doesn't want to live anymore, of course...... It's okay to take it verbally, for example, right now.

Qian Xinyu shouted from the tree opposite: "Yu Tong, you are crazy! You can still laugh when he shoots you? ”

"Why can't you laugh?" I laughed and said, "People are to be happy when they live, right?" "Of course, I don't deny that I'm a little nervous.

Standing on this tree, I saw a small rhinoceros shaking its head not far away. In an instant, he understood why Li Yiqi was attacked by this rhinoceros. Dare to love is that he just walked forward, and accidentally stepped on the little rhinoceros sleeping in the grass. This naturally provoked the female rhinoceros, and she was attacked wildly.

Hey! Now there's a good show to watch. Li Yiqi, tell you to shoot me, and I'll let you taste my awesomeness!

I cut off a piece of the trunk with a knife and cut them into small pieces, aiming at the little rhinoceros under the tree and throwing it down.

Connecting both pieces didn't hit, and the little guy instead flicked his tail and seemed to laugh at my low hit rate.

I can't help but be furious, even you little guy looks down on people?

Pick up the third piece of wood, aim again, and throw it gently!

Hit it directly in the head, the little one was startled and fled to his mother.

I threw the wood again to direct the female rhinoceros's attention to Li Yiqi.

Li Yiqi is not stupid, although he doesn't fully understand what I'm doing, but he also understands that nothing good happens, and said angrily: "Yu Tong, what are you doing?" Stop it! ”