Chapter 3 Nightmare Paradise v1.0
Under the obscenity of Ye Zi to make Dabao coerc, Dabao finally met all the unrealistic and realistic conditions of Ye Zi. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Of course, on a hot day, Dabao resolutely said that he would not go to sleep in the living room, no air conditioning, blue thin, shiitake mushrooms. In the end, under Dabao's affection and reason, Ye Zi agreed to Dabao to sleep with her. Well, no, I should have slept in the same bedroom with her, but poor Dabao still slept on the floor.
After settling the leaves, it was not too early, and I went downstairs with the leaves for dinner. Don't ask Dabao why he doesn't cook, Dabao said that Su Su is not there, so he won't earn performance, and his brother is a lazy person. Ye Zi was very unhappy and threatened to sue Su Su, but Dabao moved out of the house, and the stove was broken and there was no way to cook.
Well, this excuse is very reasonable, Ye Zi forgave Dabao, so he decided to find a repairman tomorrow, after all, he has to live in Dabao's house for a long time, and he can't go out to eat with Dabao every day, Ye Zi doesn't like it. So Ye Zi decided to cover Dabao's food expenses, Dabao likes to eat what he buys himself, but he has to cook for his mother. and then oppressed Dabao with the "majesty" of borrowing vegetarianism, and Dabao could only accept it "gladly", and said that he would be able to eat it at home tomorrow after it was repaired.
The two went downstairs for dinner, during which Dabao answered Lao Niu's phone again.
"Hey, Dabao."
"Oh, old cow, what's the matter, how are you doing? Nothing went wrong, right? "Because I have been immersed in the happiness of Su Su or immersed in the pain of nightmares recently, I have completely forgotten the existence of Lao Niu. Lao Niu made a phone call, and Dabao remembered that Lao Niu was also playing a nightmare game.
"Wide and wide, it's okay, if you don't die, there will be a blessing, my brother is also a paradise player now, oh hehe, let's fly together in a team?" Lao Niu smiled on the other end of the phone.
"It's a must, pull you into our team at night, although I don't know what your level is, but judging from decades of friendship, you shouldn't be pitted, hahaha. We now have a flexible clerk in our team, a reporter who is observant, an experienced anchor, a nurse who saves lives, and a clerk who can plug in, haha......" Dabao said eloquently, introducing his team.
"Wow, the clerk who can insert, the big-breasted girl in Qi Lu's restaurant?" Lao Niu remembered that a few days ago he found Dabao because of the nightmare game, and he wanted to charge his mobile phone, and he found the clerk who could plug it.
"It's that sister paper, hahaha, the legendary big-breasted brainless type. And judging from my brother's experience, that kind of sister paper can be deceived as long as it is a simple meal. Dabao said confidently.
"Hey, why did you get involved with her? Did you call her and eat her? The old cow said strangely.
"This can only be said to be fate, it just so happened that I met her in the last game......" Dabao said about his last game.
"Tut-tut, this shows the meat that was delivered to your mouth." Lao Niu said enviously.
Thinking of Lan Lan, a clerk who could insert it, Dabao smiled and said, "Roar, you can't get on?" If you're not, I'll ...... Oops, leaves, pain, didn't I joke to my brother, I didn't plant a bunting, how dare you...... Ouch, let go first, it hurts to death......" As he spoke, he heard an ouch sound from Dabao's phone.
Lao Niu was stunned, Dabao has been single for many years, has he found a girlfriend. After thinking about it, yes, this forced him to bring his girlfriend to swing around at Brother Qiang's funeral, and then laughed evilly: "Dabao, yo yo, there is a sister paper?" Hey, hey, hey, ......hey, hey, then you're busy first, let's not bother you and your sister to keep the paper, remember to fly with me at night, don't forget the easter eggs at 8 o'clock in Nightmare Paradise. ”
With that, Lao Niu hung up the phone. On the phone side, Dabao's ears were being pinched by the leaves: "Tell me, which is that sister paper?" ”
"Ouch, Yezi, let it go first, it's Lan Lan, it's Lan Lan......" Dabao screamed in pain, and then he told his experience with Lao Niu that day, which made Ye Zi laugh.
After laughing, Ye Zi looked at Dabao with a serious face and warned: "Lan Lan, this woman, you'd better not touch it, you can't live until now, you can't be as stupid as he seems." Although it is true that she is a little stupid and cowardly, this woman cannot be so simple. ”
Dabao smiled bitterly and said, "How dare I touch it, plus it's not my brother's dish in the first place." "Just kidding, how can that kind of big-chested and brainless person be my brother's dish, my brother likes the kind of bigger-chested and more brainless one.
After the two had dinner, they returned home, and at this time, Dabao answered Su Su's phone again.
"Hey, brother."
As soon as he heard that it was Su Su, he rubbed it, brother's goddess, Dabao didn't care how hot the living room was, so he hurriedly rushed out of the bedroom, stayed in the living room alone, and said, "What's wrong, Su Su, do you miss my brother?" ”
"Beauty, you." Su Su scolded Dabao with a smile.
"Your parents are back?" Dabao asked.
I only heard Su Su on the other end of the phone whispered: "It's all back, it's so dangerous, fortunately, I cleaned up the room in advance, and I found a pair of men's underwear, I guess it's yours, brother, I almost didn't let them find out that a man appeared in my house." However, they still found out that someone had lived at home, and I told them that Sister Ye had stayed with me for a few days, and I also turned over the photos of me and Sister Ye in the past few days to show them, so they didn't have any doubts. ”
Ahh By the way, my brother took a shower and changed his underwear at Susu's house, but he forgot to accept the underwear. Dabao hurriedly asked, "What about the brother's underwear?" ”
Su Su said angrily: "Throw it away, maybe Su Su will keep it for you?" ”
Ouch, brother's beloved underwear, I said how I felt like something was missing when I got home, Dabao immediately said with a distressed face: "Brother's little ...... nene"
"Mud beats Kai, brother." Su Su said angrily, and after a while, he said again: "Brother, what I told you yesterday ......"
Dabao was stunned: "What's the matter?" ”
Su Su said hesitantly: "Just ...... Even my boyfriend has entered the park, so we team up and take him with us. There are also Sister Ye Zi, The Little Prince and Lily in the team, and the survival rate of everyone is also a little higher. ”
When Dabao heard that it was Su Su's little boyfriend, although he was very unhappy, he still had to pretend to be casual and said, "Okay, no problem, let's take him with us then." By the way, you sent me your boyfriend's contact information and name, and the little prince said that you can contact me on your mobile phone in the park. Although there are more advanced contact methods, if it is the first time you meet in the park, it is better to use the original method first. ”
Su Su sent her boyfriend's contact information to Dabao and said, "Then thank you, brother, he said he would enter the park at 8 o'clock in the evening." ”
Dabao nodded and said, "Okay, then we'll see you in the evening." ”
"Well, brother, goodbye, ......"
After hanging up the phone, Dabao looked lost and muttered: "Susu's boyfriend, alas, ......"
I don't know when Ye Zi leaned against the door frame of the bedroom, looked at Dabao, and teased: "Why, if you don't see your number one rival with your own eyes, and don't understand what kind of person the other party is, how can you take Su Su from him?" Depression isn't what you're supposed to be, Dabao. ”
"Eh, Yezi, when are you ......" Dabao raised his head and looked at Yezi, who had changed into a pale green pajamas.
"'What's wrong, Susu, do you miss my brother?' From here, haha. Look at you running out and you know it's Susu's phone, women are always gossiping, and naturally they like to eavesdrop, hehe. Isn't it just a little boyfriend, sister will help you knock out her little boyfriend, haha, thank you sister. Ye Zi laughed.
"Ye Zi, you are really my own sister, I am grateful, the grace of dripping water will be reciprocated." Dabao said with a handful of snot and tears.
"Alright, come in and lie down in your bunk, it's almost eight o'clock, do as the little prince does, and we're ready to enter paradise." Ye Zi shook the mobile phone screen in his hand to show Dabao and reminded Dabao.
"Okay."
After Dabao entered the bedroom, he lay down on the floor, and the leaves on his bed said at this time: "Well, Dabao, the little prince said that after entering the Nightmare Paradise, he will not feel reality." So, I don't know anything while I'm lying in bed, so you'd better take care of yourself, hehe, don't make any mistakes. ”
Dabao lay on the ground and said embarrassedly: "Eh, no, no, my brother is such a great and righteous man." ”
Ye Zi smiled meaningfully: "Well, anyway, I don't know anything in the paradise, you can watch it yourself when the time comes." If I find out, hum, Su Su will definitely want you to look good. ”
As he spoke, the leaves quieted down, and Dabao got up from the ground to take a look, only to see the leaves gesture for a while, and a transparent and shiny panel appeared out of thin air in front of him, and the leaves clicked on the panel a few times, and the panel disappeared, and the leaves also closed their eyes and fell asleep.
Wow, Yezi, didn't you just say something to encourage my brother to commit a crime? What do you mean that you don't know anything after the park, and I can just watch it when the time comes? When is this time, and what do you want? What else does it mean not to be discovered by you? That means that if your brother did something to you while you were in the park, and you didn't find out about it afterwards, then your brother would be safe?
Thinking about it carefully, thinking of this, Dabao was even more sure if Ye Zi was giving himself a hint or something. But then he shook his head, the three major illusions of life, the phone is ringing, he likes you, you can fight back. Although Ye Zi's words are hinting at him, this hint is obviously in these three delusions. What the? You say that the three major illusions are the phone, like you, and counter-killing, without hints? Come, brother will count for you, one, the phone is ringing, two, he likes you, two o'clock, Ye is giving you a hint, three, you can fight back.
Dabao climbed out of the bunk, opened the refrigerator, took a sip of the chilled farmer, calmed down his restlessness, and then went back to the bunk.
According to the Little Prince's method, the imagination in his mind is to enter Nightmare Land, as if he was summoning a data card or something in the game. Dabao thought slightly, only to see a phantom with a faint white light appear out of thin air. Dabao took a look, this is the entry interface! I saw that all the information of Dabao was displayed on the interface.
Nightmare Paradise v1.0 (progress 92.86%, upgrading...... )”
"Present Time: Friday, September 16, 2016, 19:56"
"Admission to the Park: Permitted"
"Name: Wang Xiaobao"
"Origin: Celestial Fish Market"
"Gender: Male"
"Age: 30"
"Points: 60"
"Achievement: None"
"Mission: None"
"Other: Not open yet...... (Since Nightmare Land v1.0 has not yet been fully upgraded, please wait and see other features...... )”
Dabao quickly skimmed through the information, and it seems that Nightmare Paradise has not fully completed the upgrade, and there is still some information that has not been displayed. Seeing that the time is already at 19:56, the easter eggs are about to start at 8 o'clock. Dabao simply cast his eyes on the button at the bottom of the panel, on which two words "enter" were written in Chinese.
Dabao gently put his hand on it, only to hear the sound of "ding", and the panel turned into a spiral in front of him and disappeared. An inexplicable sleepiness suddenly hit his whole body, and Dabao slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.