was worried, suddenly Yang Jian babbled inexplicably, raised his eyes and looked at the southwest and said, "No, something is coming!" Looking in the direction he was looking at, he saw a large black cloud with peaks and peaks stacked endlessly, like a marshmallow floating in the air to cover the clouds and the sun.

"What?" Xiao Lin and I stood up straight, and the Turtle School Qigong and the Slice Knife Technique were ready to go at the same time, and said in unison: "Is it inside?" ”

"There is something different in the depths of the clouds, although I don't know if it's a monster, but the taste is really weird," Yang Jian frowned slightly: "No, we have to go and see ......" Before the words fell, the song in the clouds had already started violently, and the speed from 0 to 100 took less than ten seconds, and the thunderous momentum rushed straight into it, instantly rushing into the center of the clouds!

Yang Jian's nose is really smart, there are indeed a few guys here who don't know if they are humans or demons!

This couple is dressed in obviously exotic clothes, wide robes and wide belts, and there are things like branches and chicken feathers on their heads, and the cross rests on the side, which looks similar to the Western gods in the movie, but the things in front of them have obvious oriental characteristics - the maids gather on a thick cloud, drink the second pot and eat the hot pot, and the red soup is full of chili peppers, and they are swinging in the pot with chopsticks and the fat cow with hairy belly, and it seems that they have drunk a little too much...... To be honest, this kind of combination of Chinese and Western is indeed rare, except for the Chinese Super League foreign aid who was fooled out to eat and bumped into it, I haven't seen it alive again!

He didn't react when he heard the sound of the song in the clouds, he raised his head slightly and continued to lower his head and eat the sea, which was quite a taste of borrowing wine to kill his sorrows......

Yang Jian stared at this couple and didn't say anything, as if he was recognizing and thinking, I waited for a while and saw no result, so he took the initiative to say: "Big brother, this one ...... Is it a monster or not? ”

Yang Jian shook his head slightly and said, "They have a strong aura of gods, they shouldn't be monsters." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"It's okay if it's not a monster," I suddenly felt relieved in my heart, and said casually while holding the knife behind my back: "Then let's go-we are not familiar with the Western immortals, and it is not a victory to connect the head, or are we busy with our own going?" ”

Yang Jian was unmoved and said: "However, they are very strange......"

My busy hand immediately stopped: "What's the matter?" ”

"Although they look like Western gods, they have the breath of our heavenly court on their bodies, and I have never heard of this kind of thing before!"

I'm a little confused now: "You mean, immortals also have genetically modified ones?" ”

Yang Jian didn't answer me, Leng Ding closed his eyes, and followed the forehead swishing out a stream of white light on the three of them, these people jumped up as soon as the white light shone on the sound, and each of them held a messy weapon in his hand and shouted at us: "Who is making trouble?" ”

Yang Jian sneered heavily, and walked forward slowly, and the song in the rain kept moving forward, and then he pulled out the three-pointed two-edged knife, and pointed at the other with one hand: "Do you recognize me?!" ”

"Erlang God, Yang, Yang Jian?" The immortal was momentarily stunned, and before he knew it, the weapon fell to the ground with a bang, and said dejectedly: "Are you here to arrest us and go back?" ”

, this guy actually knows Yang Jian, it's weird - I haven't heard that Yang Jian has overseas relations, what does this mean?

At this time, Yang Jian showed his smart side, Ya obviously lost his memory and couldn't remember anything, but he didn't show it at all, not only asked: "What do you say?" ”

The three of them glanced at each other, and one of them, a guy wearing a flower crown and holding a burning stick in his hand, suddenly stepped forward and said loudly: "Yang Jian, don't you play tricks on us, are you here for tourism-well, we know we can't beat you, but today we don't want to be insulted again, so you can take our corpses back to restore your life!" ”

After speaking, the couple raised the weapon in his hand above his head almost at the same time, his face was resolute, and he looked at the posture that he should have gone on the road to find his own death, and he also had the determination to rather be broken than broken, and then shouted together: "Die your heart!" ”

Yang Jian was a little dazed: "Why are you ready to die-hey, did I say I was going to arrest you?" ”

A certain Lei Gongzui in the trio said angrily: "Shi can be killed, but it cannot be humiliated, our change magic power has not deceived you, we are not as good as others, you don't have to give us hope and then make a black hand, right?" ”

Yang Jian turned his head to look at me: "Do you know this guy?" ”

"Huh? You don't know what gun you're pulling? I was shocked and said, "I thought you were an enemy just now—"

"Isn't this an occupational disease?" Yang Jian's eyes flashed: "I just looked at it with my divine eyes, and found that this guy is indeed our Huaxia immortal, so I casually asked if I recognized me, who knew that they reacted so much?" ”

I stomped my foot and said, "Hey, fellow, you really watch out for a shot in the back, and by the way, you will show the guy...... Forget it, I'll help you ask what's going on! After talking to him, I immediately waved at the three indignant lords on the side of the hot pot: "Hey buddy, Brother Yang and we really didn't come to arrest you today, we were passing by, and we took a photo casually because you looked strange - believe it or not, you don't pursue the issue of portrait rights, and we won't disturb you to eat hot pot, everyone goes back to their own homes to find their own mothers, what do you say?" ”

"Yang Jian's divine eye actually has a camera function, and you still say that you didn't arrest us?" One of them was even more anxious: "Go back and have a photo on the wanted warrant, right?" ”

I don't believe it!

I suddenly felt unhappy in my heart, and when I didn't know what to say, Yang Jian said coldly on the side: "Seriously, we almost forgot about this stubble after chatting for a long time - you will say that I lied to you and say that my brother's words are not credible, do you really think that I Yang Jian needs these means to catch and kill, you also think too highly of yourself!" ”

It is worthy of being a super soldier with a combat strength of more than 100,000, and he is much more confident than me when he speaks, and his words are full of wisdom and philosophy, which fully demonstrates the wise saying that the truth is in the hands of the strong......

Although Xiao Lin didn't understand, he also made up a knife: "Yes, you were preparing to commit suicide just now, this is very important!" ”

The immortals gathered together to discuss for a while, and then raised their heads and said to us solemnly: "Okay, if the Erlang God really didn't come to kill us, then we thanked us here - the three of them came here on business, I don't know if there is a place where the little gods can help, if there is, please just ask, we will never refuse!" ”

Yang Jian snorted and didn't answer, but I Leng Ding remembered that I couldn't speak English, and immediately became energetic, and hurriedly said: "You guys got to the point, we really have something to do—do you see a boat below, we're going to go up to find something, but we don't understand English, do you have any tricks for this?" ”

The one who took the burned stick immediately said: "Erlang Zhenjun and two immortal friends, I have a translator worm at home, if you don't like it, I will summon it, it will take more than half an hour to arrive, as long as you stuff it in your ears." ”

"That's great, thank you!"

The burning stick chanted a spell to summon the translator worm, and we had no place to go for the time being, so we simply ate hot pot with them, and drank some wine, and before we knew it, everyone became acquainted, and Yang Jian's face was no longer tense like a dead man, and when I was happy, I casually asked: "By the way, I heard what you mean that it seems that you escaped from our Huaxia Escape Heavenly Court, and you are afraid of being caught, what is going on?" ”

The burning stick smiled bitterly: "It's not because of the fact that the heart is not lost, and it is because of the different treatment on both sides that people take such a big risk and jump ship, people die for money, birds die for food, who told Heaven to give us too bad treatment?" ”

"Huh? So you used to be all Chinese immortals? ”

"That's right."

"And who are you?"

The burning stick sighed, "I am the god of the hearth." ”

"Stove God? I know, I know, is it the one who is hiding in someone's stove pit and eavesdropping on people's conversations? ”

The god of the stove smiled bitterly: "Who said no, I won't talk about the petty officials who don't enter the stream, and those who eat and drink other people's people will go to heaven to make a small report in the end, this is not eating inside and outside - I came to the West in a fit of anger, hey, don't say it, now I'm very different!" ”

"What's the difference?" I looked him up and down: "You don't still hold a notebook with a small account in your left hand and a burning stick in your right hand, it won't be a high salary, right?" ”

The burning stick smiled, but the Lei Gongzui next to him helped him answer: "Although the thing is the same but the name is different, he is now called Lady Liberty!" ”

Me: "...... Paralyzed, it's really the same thing! ”

The immortals laughed in unison, and Lei Gong followed with a face: "And me, I also have a pair of wings, I am a birdman in Huaxia, and now I am called an angel in the West, where are you willing to stay?" ”

"That's, I'm going to have to move the ground!" I looked at the last one: "And you?" ”

"I'm in Huaxia is holding the impermanence of the soul with iron chains, the treatment is always bad, running up and down every day is not to mention that it is full of taboos, there are Buddha statues that can't enter for a while, there will be charms that can't enter, anyway, there are pits everywhere - look, I'm playing this now!"

Finally, this one stood up, with a lot of strength, his head quickly turned into a skull, Zhou's body was full of flames, and a strange-looking motorcycle appeared next to him, and I suddenly lost my voice: "Evil Ghost Rider? ”

"That's right! Cool, right? Ghost Rider laughed and said, "Don't say anything else, I'm going to change the boss too!" ”

After chatting with these gods who had jumped to the West, the translator soon came to us, according to the Stove God...... Uh, no, after the Lady Liberty's command was put in my ears, I somehow felt that Chinese, English, French, and German Chinese words instantly poured into my heart, and I heard that reading and writing were approaching the tenth level, and I was so excited that I almost didn't kneel down with tears in my eyes!

Lady Liberty was immediately stunned: "Dude, what do you mean?" ”

"Dude, give me two more, I haven't taken the fourth level yet, and it's up to you whether you can get your graduation certificate!"