"Running in the sunset that afternoon was the youth that I would eventually pass away. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"Run, I'll just serve Lockhart."

"A new long-distance running record was born! A new long-distance running record has been born! This is the most glorious moment in the history of the Olympic Games! Lockhart broke the world record! What the? Did Lockhart take his medicine? No, no, no! That's to treat ADHD and general paralysis, and we Brits are legal to take medicine and have registration in the WTO! Believe it or not, I'll sue you for slander, and my son Houghton will help me bite you! ”

"Brother run with me and let the whole world hear our heartbeat......"

"I'm Lockhart, and I have three skills that have reached full value, namely: Mental Method-'Pretending to be Forced at All Times', Magic-'Forgetfulness' and Forbearance-'Running Wildly'."

……

Just listen to the dubbing, this is completely a professional Black Lockhart for thirty years.

"Come on, thirty laps to go! Thirty laps to go! Lockhart, you are going to be great, and you will be remembered by history...... Jump over there, jump over the stone platform over there! Lu Yuan held a roll of paper and shouted and commanded!

Lockhart, who was running wildly towards this side, was covered in dust and blood, but he still gritted his teeth and obeyed Lu Yuan's command, turned a corner and rushed towards the platform that Lu Yuan pointed to! The giant basilisk chased after him, following closely! But he was still not afraid of death, and at Lu Yuan's request, he put a few handsome poses on the platform, and then jumped over the platform, and was able to dodge the huge fangs of the basilisk!

Five floating cameras faithfully record everything about Lockhart from all angles!

"Cards!" Lu Yuan waved the paper roll vigorously, and flames rose from the crack between the two platforms. This bit of fire actually didn't cause much damage to the basilisk, but the animal's fire-fearing nature made the basilisk hesitate for a moment and temporarily stopped on the other side of the flame.

"Haha~" Lockhart, who finally got a little respite, breathed heavily with an innocent face and fell crooked on the wall next to Lu Yuan. "My dear... Land... How many more are left to shoot? ”

"What dear Lu, you want to call me the director! There are also fourteen scenes...... Listen to Lockhart, you're doing awesome right now, making a complete leap to Hollywood and sweeping the Oscars! You'll be the greatest actor on the planet in the history of magic, no, no! ”

Lu Yuan quickly checked the content of the camera, and was full of praise for Lockhart's performance - the real-life performance of risking death looks real enough!

Lockhart ate in silence to replenish his strength, then pulled out the potion and poured it down without looking at it - the basilisk didn't have much time to rest - and he already understood that any resistance was pointless...... At the beginning, Lu Yuan asked him to choose between becoming a movie star or becoming a basilisk - Lockhart chose the former without hesitation!

Now he finally understands that Lu Yuan ...... He's so much scarier than a basilisk!

A few seconds later, almost all of them started - the basilisk rushed through the flames, and Lockhart immediately dropped the vial and continued to run!

One man and one snake roared away! Lu Yuan stood next to him with a video camera, but he was not attacked at all, he was ignored by the basilisk! Lockhart couldn't be more curious! And let's be honest - that's the biggest reason why Lockhart had the courage to run wild in front of the basilisk!

No matter how strange it was, at least he believed that Lu Yuan had the ability to save him at any time, which gave him great courage! And he was convinced that Lu Yuan would not harm him...... No, to be precise, it shouldn't kill him...... It is inevitable that he will vomit blood.

But every time Lockhart is pitted by Lu Yuan, he will usher in a big explosion of fame and fortune! Once or twice, every time and again, so that he turned from fear to insipidity to insipidity to indifference to Lu Yuankeng, and from insipidity to expectation, this person has completely become M......

And he resists the basilisk alone, in fact, the risk is not as great as imagined.

Previous events have proven that the special night vision goggles provided by Lu Yuan can effectively resist the sight of the basilisk. When the basilisk can't kill a person by sight, it's just an oversized venomous snake. It may be that after hundreds of years of growth, the basilisk has become too large. The narrow environment of the underground tunnels completely restricts the basilisk from attacking with its body. The snake now had no other means of threatening Lockhart than to bite.

Lockhart is also a man who has experienced countless dangers - don't look at his stories, they are basically stealing from others. On the other hand, would those with legendary experiences live in a modern metropolis and sit in a transparent black tea shop on a bright afternoon to tell stories to Lockhart?

Lu Yuan said "the first live-action movie on the magic side" or something, he didn't understand it at all!

But Lockhart knew - the master planner was going to come out again - and fuck it, and that was enough for that reason, what more bikes! For Lu Yuan's publicity and marketing skills, Lockhart really admires it. He was convinced that as long as Lu Yuan was there, he would definitely become even more famous than Merlin before he died!

The premise is that he was not played to death by Lu Yuan......

Therefore, at this moment, Lockhart is running with the basilisk with confidence, and he is still smiling like a nervous disorder in danger--which is completely in line with the mentality of the protagonist in the script...... At this moment, when he was running wildly, what his eyes saw was not the dark red line in the infrared vision, but the bright future!

How did Lockhart know that as soon as he turned the corner with the basilisk, Lu Yuan put down the camera and returned to his lazy appearance. And continue to complain while playing it back.

Indeed, it's true that snake fans are seduced, it's true that soldiers are divided into two ways, and it's true that movies are made. But just by making a movie to become popular? How can it be that simple! Most of the people on the wizarding side have seen movies in the Muggle world, and many of them also like to watch special effects blockbusters. Therefore, the so-called "shock and novelty brought by the first film" / is actually a "false proposition" at all.

Moreover, cinema is, to put it bluntly, the art of the industrial age - there are two decisive factors behind it: the regularization of the working hours of the whole society, and the urbanization of human settlements.

Only when the above two prerequisites are achieved can there be a foundation for the large-scale construction of cinemas...... The magic side does not have either of these prerequisites at all. So not to mention the movie release, Diagon Alley doesn't even have a movie theater yet. This time Lockhart was trapped...... Lu Yuan only promised that the movie would be released, but he never said when it would be released.

It's a once-in-a-lifetime collection.

Because the real target of Lao Lu's operation this time is Jinni.

*****

The only thing in this world that is more difficult to do than "a main god is angry" is "a main god is complaining".

Although Lao Lu was reluctant to use this word to describe it, the main god Ginny was complaining at the moment...... Harry Potter, of course.

She has been planning for thousands of years, creating a whole world for this relationship, and even running it step by step at the risk of being killed by "Merlin" - just to have a "perfect" love process! This stage was set up, and it was definitely not used to make Lao Lu pretend. Therefore, the main event, Lao Lu must give way to Harry Potter, and must not steal the show. If he dared to rush in to save Ginny, not only would he not gain any gratitude, but he would also completely anger a main god.

What is it like now--Ever since he whispered to Harry, the Lord God Ginny had been ashamed to send him private messages-

[+5 friendship between you and the main god of this world], [+2 friendship between you and the main god of this world], [+3 friendship between you and the main god of this world]......

For no other reason, just because Lao Lu not only led away the difficult but not beautiful basilisk, but also quietly drugged little Harry! "Harry, only kissing can save a girl from an unconscious, you see fairy tales say so! So...... If Ginny can't wake up no matter how she screams, hold back and kiss her directly! ”

It's so sweet!

You must know that the whole incident was planned by Tom Riddle, a split soul from Voldemort's student days. The specific inside story of the dogskin is in the original book, and I will not repeat it. But there is a key point that no one noticed, but Lao Lu Dongruo captured it - that is, Voldemort was a handsome guy when he was a student!

You say handsome guys can't be eaten as meals? Then you don't know much about a girl's heart!

Imagine this: Voldemort kidnaps Ginny, and Harry Potter comes to the rescue! The two handsome guys competed on the same stage, and in front of the "unconscious" Ginny, staged a good show of you fighting for me, falling in love and killing each other - this is simply so touching! With such a Mary Sue plot, how could it not satisfy Ginny! As for extracting some vitality...... That's nothing at all.

According to Ginny's words, believe it or not, there are a billion girls in the world who would rather die than want to swap places with me! What's more, Harry's first kiss can be bagged at the end. The main god Ginny is caught in the battle between heaven and man, am I awake or not, or not awake, or not awake?

【Ding! Your friendship with the Lord God of this world is greater than 50, and you have obtained the key information for the part of this world: Dumbledore's Catalogue of Forbidden Books of Magic]

This is the real goal of Lao Lu Trip's troubled waters this time, after all-

Lao Lei lost his wallet as soon as he opened the forest, and the girl lost his temperance as soon as he opened the forest...... This is a universal law.

Even if there was a covenant with the main god of the infinite world, Ginny's mind was hot, and she still sold Dumbledore without hesitation......

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ps: A book friend asked, since "Merlin" planned to take away Ginny's power, why didn't Ginny resist with all her might, and still hid it? First of all, the main god is a rule-based and extremely curious group. Because they don't die, and any "novelty" can make them grow in strength, so the three views are completely different from ours.

Curiosity kills the cat, and the Lord God is the cat that dies.

PS2: There's no big fight here, because the snake isn't worth mentioning...... (To be continued.) )