Chapter 23 Monkey Spirit, Monkey Spirit, the ancients did not deceive me
Dongsheng Shenzhou, Aolai Country, Huaguo Mountain!
After a stick of incense for about a while, Mu Feng lowered the clouds on the top of Huaguo Mountain. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Hey, human, who are you?" Just as Mu Feng had just landed on the top of the mountain, several monkeys came out of the forest, holding swords and spears in their hands and confronting Mu Feng.
Looking at the weapons in the hands of these monkeys, Mu Feng knew that the monkeys must have returned.
These weapons should have been "borrowed" by him from the country of Aolai for these monkeys and monkeys.
"I, I'm the master of your king." Looking at these spitting monkeys, Mu Feng couldn't help but sigh a little at the magic of creation.
These monkeys are obviously only in the mortal realm, not even ordinary little demons, and they are all able to speak.
When he was in Fangcun Mountain before, Mu Feng found that the monkey was able to speak without any cultivation.
At that time, he thought that the monkey was born with good roots and tall feet, and could learn human speech.
Now it seems that this is not the case at all, all the monkeys in the entire Huaguo Mountain seem to have learned to speak human language.
This kind of thing may also occur in the mythical world of Journey to the West, if it is in an ordinary position, even if it is a genius monkey, it is impossible to speak without becoming a sperm!
On the opposite side, a group of little monkeys heard Mu Feng's words and were a little hesitant.
About ten days ago, their king returned from his studies, and not only was he able to soar through the clouds, but he also beat away the demon king of the mixed world who wanted to come here to occupy the mountain as the king with three fists and two kicks.
On that day, they heard the king say that he had crossed the ocean all the way to Xihe Niuzhou, and found a place called Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, and wanted to learn the art of immortality.
It's just that the Bodhi Patriarch didn't accept him, but just let him stay in Fangcun Mountain.
A few days later, their king was lucky to worship under another master who was more powerful than the Bodhi Patriarch to cultivate immortals and learn the Tao, but in three years, he now has the realm of the late stage of the Golden Immortal, and he is only one step away from becoming a Taiyi Golden Immortal.
Although they didn't understand much about what the Golden Immortal was, what the Taiyi Golden Immortal was, and they couldn't understand what their king was talking about.
But they all knew that it must be a very powerful thing, otherwise their king would not have boasted about it like that.
It's just that, in their minds, those who can teach their king to be immortals must be more powerful than their kings, how can they not be a white-bearded old man, a fairy wind and bones?
Now, this young human will be the master of their king?
"Second monkey, you say, this human being, will it be our king's master!" One of the monkeys looked at Mu Feng and asked the other monkey beside him.
"Big monkey, I think it's fake, where do you see him look like a fairy, I think even our king looks like a god than him, how can it be our king's master."
"But what if it's true?" The other monkey said.
"Impossible, our king's master, that beard can't be so long?" A monkey stretched out his hand and gestured, and directly pressed one hand directly to the ground.
"Well, Xiong Da, what you said makes sense, and I think so too, but I just watched him fall from the clouds." A naïve monkey said.
"Hey, Xiong Er, you must have eaten too much honey and were dazzled, you said that you are obviously a monkey, and it is just Xiong Er, which means that you are more than Xiong Er, but how did you get this hobby of eating honey?" The monkey called the bear said unkindly.
"Xiong Da, aren't you more bearish than me?" Xiong Er muttered.
Listening to these monkeys discussing their identities, and finally distorting the names and hobbies between several people, Mu Feng's face directly darkened.
Who stipulates that the immortal has to be an old man?
Who said that the master who is a monkey must have a white beard?
Who told you about this strange rule? You call him out, and I promise not to kill him!
"Ahem!" Seeing that the several monkeys had the intention of arguing endlessly, Mu Feng coughed lightly twice, interrupting the quarrel of several monkeys.
"I'm really your king's master, and if you don't call your king out, won't it be clear when you ask?" Seeing that several monkeys were looking at him, Mu Feng said with a headache.
To be honest, if it weren't for the monkey monkeys and monkeys of his own apprentices, he would definitely slap this gang away, and there would be no room for negotiation.
"yes, why didn't I think of that?" Hearing Mu Feng's words, the honey-loving monkey called Xiong Er's eyes lit up and he echoed.
Syllable! The monkey called Xiong Da slapped Xiong Er on the back of the head.
"Xiong Da, what are you doing with me?" Xiong Er looked aggrieved.
"Xiong Er, you are stupid, didn't our king just go out? How can we call the king out. In case this is a helper found by the Demon King of the Mixed World, we can't call the king after we agree, let him know that the king is not there, aren't we in danger? Seeing that Xiong Er was embarrassed to be wronged, Xiong Da couldn't wait to give him another slap.
"Since your king is not here, then you can take me to the Water Curtain Cave first, and when he comes back, you will know if I am his master." For the IQ of these stupid monkeys, Mu Feng was no longer hopeful, and in the end he could only ask a few monkeys to lead the way.
"Huh? How do you know that our king is not here? Hearing Mu Feng's words, Xiong was greatly shocked, and the weapon in his hand pointed at Mu Feng.
"Xiong Da, you just said it yourself, you are so loud that even the little flower on the mountain next door can hear it, not to mention this flying fairy." Xiong Er swore that he had really seen Mu Feng fly down from the clouds.
"Huh? What did I say? When did I say that? Xiong Da was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Mu Feng with a wary face, "Okay, you are really insidious, you deliberately said that you can know your identity by letting my king come out and see, just to lure me to tell me that our king is not on the mountain." Say, are you a thug sent by the Demon King of the Mixed World? ”
Looking at the few monkeys in front of him, Mu Feng had a strong urge to slap these monkeys to death with one person and one slap.
[You're all monkeys, please come here to deliberately tease me, right? 】
At this moment, this sentence became the only thought in Mu Feng's heart!
Opening his mouth, Mu Feng found that he had nothing to say.
People say that monkeys are spirits, why are these monkeys so strange when the monkeys are filmed patrolling the mountains?
With this IQ, are you embarrassed to go out? Aren't you afraid of losing yourself?
Especially the ones called Xiong Da and Xiong Er, they are really worthy of these two names, Zhen Nima is even more stupid than Xiong! No wonder I love honey, this is the wrong birth, it should have been a bear, but there is no bear in Huaguo Mountain, so I voted for a monkey fetus by mistake!
Fortunately, Mu Feng's embarrassment did not last long.
Just when Mu Feng almost couldn't help but shoot these monkeys to death, at the foot of Huaguo Mountain, a shout came, which attracted the attention of Mu Feng and several monkeys.
"Dead monkey, you come out to this demon king, today this demon king invited my eldest brother, do you dare to come out and fight with my eldest brother?"
The clamor at the foot of the mountain was so loud that most of the East China Sea could hear it, and it was difficult for Mu Feng and the few monkeys in front of him to hear it.
And after hearing the clamor under the mountain, several monkeys immediately heard that it was the demon king of the mixed world who wanted to seize their Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and was beaten out of the wilderness by their king who had just returned.
At this moment, no matter how stupid a few monkeys were, they knew that the Mu Feng in front of them was not the helper invited by the Demon King of the Mixed World.
After all, the Demon King of the Mixed World said that he invited his eldest brother.
Just like the bear of the demon king of the mixed world, how can his eldest brother be human?
I have to say, you can't afford to hurt a monkey who has never seen the world!
If Mu Feng knew that these monkeys believed that they were not the helpers invited by the Demon King of the Mixed World, because they did not look like bears, they would definitely vomit blood in depression.
I don't look like a bear, so thank you!
Fortunately, although several monkeys reached a consensus in their hearts that Mu Feng was not invited by the Demon King of the Mixed World, they did not say the reason for this judgment.
"You...... Are you really our king's master? Looking at Mu Feng, Xiong Da Monkey stammered and asked.
"Hmm." Mu Feng nodded, leaving only Xiong Da with a back. He didn't want to see his monkey face now, because looking at him had the urge to slap him to death.
"That'...... That one...... That old immortal, we don't know, we really don't know that the old immortal who taught me the king's skills will be so young, don't be angry! Seeing Mu Feng nodding, Xiong stammered even more.
Hearing this, Mu Feng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
I'm young, do you blame me?
Do you need me to use the art of change to become a white-bearded old man when I go out in the future?
It's just that even if he is angry in his heart, he can't do anything with a monkey. Just shook his head and said, "It's okay."
"Old fairy, aren't you angry?" Hearing Mu Feng say that it was okay, Xiong Er interjected and asked.
"Well, don't be angry." Mu Feng tried to squeeze out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
"It's great, I just said that the old fairy is really the master's master, but you still don't believe it. Fortunately, the old fairy is not angry now. After receiving Mu Feng's answer, Xiong Er first blamed several other monkeys.
After several other monkeys, including Xiong Da, lowered their heads in shame, Xiong Er looked at Mu Feng again, licked a monkey face and said, "That's ...... Since you're not angry, old fairy, can you do us a favor? ”
Hearing Xiong Er's words, Mu Feng gave him a strange look, what can this monkey do to help? Do you want to let yourself teach him spells?
It's just, with his IQ, can he learn spells?
Just when Mu Feng was curious and secretly slandered, Xiong Er's words almost made Mu Feng spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"That, old fairy, look, our king is not here, and now an enemy has come to the door, if you are really our king's master, should you help us and shoot the enemy?"
After speaking, it seemed that he was afraid that Mu Feng would refuse, Xiong Er added, "That demon king of the mixed world can't even beat our king, and his eldest brother can't be very powerful if he wants to, you are the master of our king, and the eldest brother of the demon king of the mixed world is not as simple as eating honey!" ”
This stupid monkey can even make a sycophant.
Looking at Xiong Er, who looked loyal and honest, Mu Feng instantly had countless broken thoughts in his heart.
Nima, are you really the monkey who can only make people cry stupidly? How did you suddenly become so smart?
Do you still know how to agitate and pat on the back? Is this Nima's IQ growing too fast?
At this moment, Mu Feng also understood.
In fact, what these monkeys did just now was to pretend to be stupid and stunned for themselves.
They weren't sure if they were really the monkey's master or the helper invited by the Demon King of the Mixed World, so they pretended to be stupid and delayed the time, wanting to delay until their king returned.
Now that he heard that the Demon King of the Mixed World had brought his helper to the bottom of the mountain, he also knew that he was not the helper found by the Demon King of the Mixed World, and he began to calculate that he would help again.
This......
This Nima is really a monkey spirit!
Monkey spirit monkey spirit, the ancients did not deceive me!