Chapter 20: Gentleman's Soup
With the plot of Bai Suzhen's sadako lying on TV in the middle of the night, everything has become simpler than ever, and the next morning Wu Dalang just opened the door and rolled in two cotton bales from the root of the door, and he was very logical to meet the big foot, accompanied by the sound of ouch ouch, the two cotton bales hit the wall and scattered the flowers - the two beds of bedding gurgled out of the horse monkey face and nostrils Zhao, the eyes were accompanied by dark circles, and they howled as soon as they came in:
"I'm sorry, you guys, we were too bad yesterday, and we suffered retribution...... We have sent the certificate you want, and all the formalities are waiting for you to open the door! ”
Saying that, two stacks of things were sent over, Wu Da couldn't understand it after a few glances, and said casually: "What's the matter, I don't understand - don't get in the way, the people who deliver meat will come soon." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Ma Monkey smiled and said, "This is your store's health certificate and environmental assessment certificate." You've been accepted. ”
"Oh." Wu Da casually continued to take care of himself and began to move the table, chair and bench to the side: "Let your feet go, smash it and don't care!" ”
The two grandsons changed places and said with a smile: "Why don't you ask the boss to come out, and I will tell him in person?" ”
Wu Da simply put aside the things in his hand, and said with white eyes: "Hey, I said it earlier, I thought you were borrowing the toilet...... Before the embarrassment on these two faces dispersed, he raised his neck and began to shout: "The girl and guy upstairs have come out to pick up customers!" ”
This voice, hey, don't talk about the barbecue stall, even someone on the nursing home began to scold: "Who, killing pigs in the city early in the morning, I'm going to sue you if you know......"
You said, can you wake up from the bed in the early morning, and in an instant, a large group of people rushed down directly with folding bench tiles, and they were all angry: "Who will come to play the field early in the morning and look for death!" ”
Where have the nostrils Zhao and the horse monkey face seen this formation, usually Naheng is just relying on his official skin uniform, this look is stupid in an instant, but Wu Da is still on the side seemingly casual but deliberately set themselves on fire to them: "Oh, I don't know if they are playing on the field, anyway, why are they looking for!" ”
Seeing that it was these two, Xiao Zhuanfeng and the others' eyes suddenly lit up, and the bricks in their hands immediately turned into boning knives, and they pounced forward with silver light: "Paralyzed, I've been angry for a night, I didn't expect you to actually send it to the door - look at the tricks, marinated meat!" ”
These two were so scared that they couldn't run, they only felt that their crotch was hot, and the frequent urination and urgency that had been hidden for many years were not cured at this moment, and they were haunted by whistling and leaving a little regret......
Then all the people on our side stopped what they were doing, yawning and talking: "It's too intimidating, it's not fun!" "It's actually peeing, tsk, it's boring......" "Forget it, leave it to play, sleep and sleep!"
As he spoke, everyone turned around and went back to sleep, and Xiao Zhuanfeng didn't forget to explain by the way: "It's fair, one person at a time, we will scare you if you disturb your sleep - if you are not convinced, you will be ready to come again next time!" ”
At this point, the two finally understood with tears in their eyes: "It's a long time to scare people, you guys are too damaging......"
I showed up leisurely and appropriately picked up this sentence: "Where can we compare to you - this kind of shameless thing is still your profession, we ordinary people and you are not at the same level at all, across this gap!" ”
Seeing that it was me, the two of them immediately got up and cried at me with a handful of snot and tears: "You can come out!" Boss, we were wrong! ”
"If you want to admit your mistake and go to the Commission for Discipline Inspection, I can only eat here," I continued to sigh without a match: "But I can't eat when I come today, didn't you two let me pass, and I can only stare dryly when I come." ”
Ma Monkey hurriedly said: "We are here to deliver the certificate, you have passed the acceptance!" ”
I said lazily, "What, conscience has found out?" ”
The two of them wiped their noses and tears with tears on their faces: "Official business, guarantee official business - you are completely in compliance with state regulations, we apologize to you for yesterday's bureaucratic style, and promise not to cause you trouble in the future." ”
"Okay, leave it aside," I yawned, "then I won't send it, go slowly." ”
"Please wait a minute......"
I was a little impatient and said: "The door is behind, the toilet is on the left, I want to have breakfast, go out of the alley, turn right, there is a porridge seller...... If you have anything else to ask Da Lang, I'm going back to sleep. ”
Nostril Zhao cried and said with a sad face: "Boss, I just want to ask...... What was that last night, what was that night...... Sadako...... Isn't it...... Isn't it ......"
"Did I do it?" I said with a straight face: "How can you think so, paralysis, why do you have to count your retribution on my head, is there still a royal law here?" ”
"No, no, we just ask......" Ma Monkey said cautiously: "I heard that Yang Laomo also fell ill because something strange happened last time, and he also wanted to help Qianda Group demolish the nursing home behind, so we wanted to ...... I just want to ......"
"No, you can't think of this in your brains, can you?" I squinted and speculated, "Is there someone to guide me?" Say, "Who told you to come to me?" ”
The two looked at each other a few times, and finally said helplessly: "How do you know......"
At this time, Xiang Shaolong appeared, this guy didn't know when he had put on a brand-new suit, the tie and corsage were very formal, and he also carried a handkerchief in his pocket, and the whole deputy went to the morning shift to interview for work-Ya and I casually said hello and went into the kitchen, and when I came out, I carried a bag of ham sausages in my hand, tore half of it and stuffed it in my mouth and chewed it, "Why bother leaving." ”
"Hey, hey, why are you going early in the morning?" I was a little confused: "Didn't you arrange for you to go down there yesterday, when did you change to the Century Hotel?" ”
"Oh no, I'm out to meet someone!" Xiang Shaolong squeezed his eyebrows and slipped out as he spoke: "Don't worry, you will definitely come back in the evening - you better get our baking stall first, I promise not to spend the night outside!" ”
"Hey, what's this grandson doing?" I muttered a few words, turned my head and saw the horse monkey face and nostrils Zhao waiting on the side with a smile on his face, and then refocused on the two of them: "Time is precious, you two don't say that I really go back to sleep." ”
"Don't, don't!" The two of them had a complicated and tangled ideological struggle, but in the end they still couldn't get past me, first of all, the horse monkey face honestly confessed: "Let's be honest: we didn't dare to stay after the haunted house last night, and we didn't know where to go on the street with our wife and children, and as a result, an old man came out of nowhere and said that he wanted to tell us a fortune - don't say it's really good, this old man can see at a glance that our house is haunted, and then pinch his fingers and say that the bell must be tied to the bell, and we have to find the person we offended during the day." ”
I looked at my nostrils and wondered, "Are you too?" ”
He nodded: "I just ran out of the house and ran into it, guarding the guard room of our community in the middle of the night, and I just went over and got on the ......"
"But you're not the only one who offended me during the day, why are you only looking for me?" I was a little unconvinced: "Do you treat everyone else as a businessman?" ”
The two said embarrassedly: "We basically do one thing a day, and if we have anything else, we have to wait for tomorrow." ”
That's when I realized, "That's how we work together to be inefficient -- you two are not a thing, are you?" ”
The two grandsons didn't dare to talk back, just laughed with me and let me laugh and be angry, and after a few more words, I lost interest, and waved my hand casually: "Forget it, I'll deal with this matter for you, remember: If you bully the common people Sadako again in the future, you two won't have such good luck next time!" ”
The horse monkey face and nostrils Zhao was suddenly overjoyed, and he went out to go back to work with a thousand thanks......
Although these two have already left, the incident surprised me very much, and I kept wondering who was guarding the door of the two of them in the middle of the night - at this time, Ren Xiaoyan came out with Uncle Wolf, Brother Simon, Black Mountain Boss and Five Rats, and said casually: "Let's go first, when are you coming?" ”
I didn't turn a corner in my mind for a while: "Come on?" Where to? ”
Ren Xiaoyan pouted: "Century Hotel, didn't you say that you would take someone to take over today?" ”
"Uh, so early?"
"Nonsense, it's a big hotel and not a ghost market, you think it's the same as the barbecue stall in the afternoon?" Ren Xiaoyan simply didn't discuss it with me, and directly gave a death order: "Whatever you go with us now or come over by yourself later, anyway, one sentence: If I can't see you before ten o'clock, you will wait for me!" ”
I thought about it carefully, after all, the Century Hotel is different from my baking stall, and I have to prepare for the opening, and I dare not delay any longer, Ren Xiaoyan and Lolixi live together, and they all got up anyway when I asked, so I simply handed over the matter of the barbecue stall to her to clean up, and was fully responsible for the reopening plan, and I took others to the Century Hotel to prepare all kinds of recipes and dishes, hoping to put them together in the shortest possible time to make all the stores open smoothly......
But it's okay, all the stores have special people in charge, the patrol mountain barbecue stall is Lolixi's main business, and the kitchen is in charge of the skewers by Supreme Treasure and Little Diamond Wind, and the outside is the small bone hole fat man and Tai Er, plus a group of waiters led by the original yellow fat man; The owner of the Century Hotel is Ren Xiaoyan, I just need to take my own people into the kitchen, as far as the current situation is concerned, Uncle Wolf and Simon Ge cut Dun'er is no problem, but the stir-fry can only be done by me and the Black Mountain Boss, and the five rats can barely fight - the most lacking manpower is the Difu Patrol Mountain Restaurant, although there are only Wu Dalang and Xiang Shaolong now, but fortunately, there is no conflict between day and night, and you can take the manpower of the Century Hotel to help in a short time, and wait until other legends are in place to divide it, so that the manpower problem will be solved.
We divided the manpower between three and five by two, and when we were about to set off with a large army, Bai Suzhen came out - this girl slept with Xiao Gu yesterday, and she didn't see any impact because Xiao Gu transformed in the middle of the night, and she still had a slippery and ruddy complexion when she got up, and looked at me and said directly: "I just heard that those two people sent things yesterday?" ”
"Oh yes, thank you so much for that!" I thanked and said, "If it weren't for your help, I don't know how long it would have been!" ”
Bai Suzhen smiled and said: "Yes, these people have to do this, and we used to do this when our pharmacy was made difficult by the servants - I didn't expect that after thousands of years, they still have this virtue, the same disease and the same medicine!" She paused and said, "Why are you going?" ”
Ren Xiaoyan explained a few words casually, and Bai Suzhen's eyes suddenly lit up: "Cooking?" Or I'll go with you! ”
"You? Will you? Ren Xiaoyan glanced at me, and seemed to ask her, but actually asked me: "We don't cook home-cooked food, we make a big restaurant!" ”
"That's no problem," Bai Suzhen smiled brighter: "I actually have a few specialty dishes, really!" ”
Xiao Zhuanfeng said on the side: "Uh, it can't be a dragon and tiger fight, right?" ”
"What?" Bai Suzhen didn't understand, but she didn't seem to care too much, ignoring this point and continuing to elaborate: "What I will actually do is a medicinal food pot, which is guaranteed to be effective. ”
"What effect?" My interest immediately came up: "What are they?" ”
Bai Suzhen folded her fingers and counted for me: "The most important ones can cure forgetfulness in the elderly, imbalance in women's qi and blood, loss of blood and qi, weakness in men's limbs, night sweats and insomnia......"
"Sounds good, but does it work right away?" Ren Xiaoyan reminded: "It is useful to eat it, and it is not appropriate to take a course of treatment to be effective." ”
Bai Suzhen frowned: "If it is effective immediately, it can only be gentlemen's soup, and it will have a miraculous effect on the night of drinking." ”
"Gentleman's soup? Why? ”
"Uh, the main body is hollowed out......"
I hurriedly said, "This is too general, can you speak in the vernacular?" ”
Bai Suzhen said a little shyly: "It's for men...... On the day of drinking, you can shake up the husband, at least ...... At least...... Seven or eight times is not a problem! ”
"Holy!" My friends and I were stunned: "Wouldn't it?!" ”
"Really!" Bai Suzhen thought that we didn't believe it and was anxious: "There was a proverb in Hangzhou that described our gentleman's soup, and I still remember: After drinking gentleman's soup, he is good and I am good!" ”
There was a moment of silence, and we boiled like fish thrown into a frying pan, cheering and hugging each other: "It's gone, let's send this dish alone!" ”