In addition, there are also many elegant scolding methods without dirty words, many of which have been summarized by netizens and circulated on the Tianya forum. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"You're either late in puberty, or you're in early menopause."

"Look at you, dressed like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II."

"When I have money, I'll take you to the best neurological hospital."

The scolding words are as widely circulated as the jokes, and people look at the laughter and laughter, and it can also be found that the reason why the students stay calm and work hard is to cherish the popularity that this platform brings to them, and they are unwilling to be banned because of some inexplicable circumstances.

Lin Xie woke up at home at only seven o'clock, this point even Zhao Nianci hadn't woken up yet, the advantage of sleeping for three hours was the same as not sleeping, he looked at the blanket on his stomach, and thought that Zhao Nianci covered himself in the middle of the night, but when he looked at Zhao Nianci tightly wrapped in his silk quilt, he thought that it might be a smiling stewardess on the side.

Not long after he woke up, Zhao Nianci rubbed his eyes and woke up, and when he saw Lin Xie beside him, he was surprised: "Hey, why are you there?" ”

"What? Is it still surprising that my husband sleeps on the side? Lin Xie was dumbfounded, not knowing how to use that smile.

"Why don't you go to your student council's bed?" As soon as Zhao Nianci woke up, he was jealous and pouted slightly.

Lin Xie rubbed her cheek, took a sip of incense on her lips, and said, "Kiss me nonsense." ”

Zhao Nianci's face turned red instantly, and the sleepiness disappeared: "And the Korean one." She said shy and scared.

Lin Xie looked at her longing and red cheeks, his heart was stirred, and he could no longer control the kiss to the past.

"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble, it's time to prepare the child for school." Zhao Nianci wanted to refuse to leave Lin Xie's chest, left the bed with a hot face, and said while going to the bathroom: "If you come back suddenly in the middle of the night like this, I have to install an alarm bell." ”

"Yes, you're sleeping a little deep, and the bad guys are coming, and it's not good if you're stupid and still asleep." Lin Xie thought to himself that the security measures in this vicinity were so strong, there would never be such a thing, and he half-looked at it and joked.

"Wake me up next time."

"I won't be late in the future, I'm done with this." Lin Xie breathed in the good smell of Zhao Nianci in the quilt, squinted his eyes and said with enjoyment.

After that, they prepared breakfast for the child for a long time, helped wash up, Lin Xie braided Enhui, tied a cannon-like hair, and rolled on the ground with a smile on Enli's stomach.

Lin Xie was glared at by Zhao Nianci and went to help Enhui feed Xiaojiu cat food, and Lin Xie comforted him embarrassedly.

"That...... I won't .......".

"It's okay...... It's kind of funny......" Enhui seriously reassured in turn.

It's okay not to be comforted, as soon as he comforted Lin Xie to look at the explosive head that killed Matt, he became more and more embarrassed, and squatted down with a blushing face and poured a bowl of canned food for the cat, but he didn't know what to do with this little wine, so he sniffed it twice, slurred twice, and left with a sway.

Lin Xie grabbed its tail and put it in his arms, a small wine similar to "Ah! Lin Xie wanted to carefully ravage this faceless little wine, just put it in his arms and was about to scratch his furry back, suddenly remembered those golden cat heads, and a little lost took his index finger thumb to pry Xiaojiu's mouth open, and then grabbed a small piece of fish meat and stuffed it into his mouth with a gloomy face.

Xiaojiu swallowed helplessly, there was nothing he could do about Lin Xie's restraints, begging for mercy to look at the grace that was being tied with a normal whip, acknowledging the fact that the man was a villain, and began to chew with a gloomy face.

Lin Xie ravaged Xiaojiu here, Zhao Nianci finally dressed up the two princesses, Lin Xie patted Xiaojiu's head, and then said to him: "I want to thank you Grandpa Lin for feeding you today, what a blessing." ”

"Aim" (stinky man!) ）

Enli was dressed in a white gauze skirt and sat on Lin Xie's shoulders, holding his head.

Lin Xie stood up with his waist covered and held Enli up, Enli was eight years old after all, and he still had some weight, Lin Xie was a little in front of him, and the action of covering his waist made people afraid that he would squat down in the next moment.

"Oh, the naughty gift is coming down, my uncle is going to be unable to carry it." Zhao Nianci held Enli's back, looking worried, and he didn't know if he would think of what Lin Xie's waist would do if it broke the rest of his life......

Enli was just joking, but he didn't expect Lin Xie to hear the sentence "I can't carry it anymore!" Instead, he came with strength, grabbed Enli's hands, and was shocked, holding his breath, and walking like a fly......

Enhui took Zhao Nianci's hand and walked behind, happily following the footsteps.

Today, Lin Xie and Zhao Nianci sent their two children to school together, and they talked and laughed all the way to school.

At the school gate, I met Sanshao's son.

This kid got a handsome hairstyle, and he beat Moss, obviously standing at the door and watching, but he still had to pretend that he was absent-minded and doing something else.

The two children got out of the car first, and Zhao Nianci also followed, holding the schoolbag for Enli at the same time.

Lin Xie sat in the car and observed the third young son's peeping energy, felt funny, and got out of the car slowly.

When the third young son saw Lin Xie also coming, the boy's spontaneous fear of adult men made him retreat, especially since he was still her father, and he panicked in an instant, and the mature acting skills that pretended not to watch it again were out of shape, walking left and right.

Enhui Enli looked at him like a fool, and he probably thought in his heart what this guy was doing here, and walked into the campus in the eyes of Lin Xie and Zhao Nianci.

The third young son was about to react to leave, and Lin Xie strode over and dragged the back collar of his clothes.

The little guy was caught off guard and blurted out: "My father is the third young man of the Tang family!" You dare to bully me! ”

"Do you have paranoia about victimization?" Lin Xie turned him directly to himself, he was still smiling evilly, but when the third young son looked at him, he immediately looked cold, and he was straight: "Which daughter do you like me?" ”

"Ah...... Enjoy...... What are you happy about, laughing to death, haha......" The little guy laughed soullessly.

Zhao Nianci came over and half-squatted down, and said to Lin Xie: "Okay, don't make trouble, what does the child know." Then he gently pinched the nervous shoulders of the third young son and pinched it: "Okay, uncle is joking, let's go to school." ”

The third young son ran away, and Lin Xie shouted loudly behind him: "Boy! Help me supervise them, they're going to break their legs when they fall in love! ”

The third young son's feet were cold, one stumbled and fell, the gorgeous school uniform was stained with dust, and he ran into the school in a gray manner, not daring to look at his ideal father-in-law.

Lin Xie finally stood up with a smile, holding his face and holding him with a face, he couldn't do anything, looking at Zhao Nianci, who was like an old naughty boy, and walked into the car back and forth.

"The kid scared you." After getting into the car, Zhao Nianci angrily blamed.

"Today's children's hearts are not so fragile, don't worry." Lin Xie patted her on the shoulder.

The car started, and Lao Wang pressed the handbrake with a smile.

"You really don't want them to fall in love?"

"Nope." Lin Xie stubbornly waved his hand: "Are you crazy?" Marrying, a man doesn't have a good thing. ”

When Zhao Nianci heard this, he sneered: "What about you?" Ha ......"

"I'm a father, it's different." Lin Xie blushed and looked away.

Zhao Nianci suddenly stopped smiling, and a soft fist hit Lin Xie's arm: "Father, what kind of family, I hate ......"

Lin Xie grabbed her hand instantly, thinking about his determination to marry this beauty, and looked at her without joking.

Just as they were about to say something sensual, the two looked at each other when there was a sound outside the car.

"Scrap collection, television, computer......" secular voices interrupted them.