"What are these stinky boys talking about? It's so loud, no, I've got to go and see it! Uncle Ying waved his hand to set up the formation, and disappeared into the room with a flash.

"You should know that Miss Shu Ning has studied abroad, so do you know that the earth is round? Do you know Copernicus's heliocentric theory? Do you know Darwin's theory of evolution? Do you know what romance is? Of course, these are difficult for Yu Dachu, and the difficulty is not half a bit.

Watching Ah Chu being stunned, this pleasure of abusing the dog is still very good. The excited pretending continued, "Then tell me, what will you do?" ”

In an instant, Ah Chu, who was hit, made a handsome knowledge and raised his head and said: "I, Yuda Chu, am the Maoshan Heavenly Master, so I will naturally catch ghosts." ”

took the tea brought by Xiao Zhao and took a sip and said, "You can catch ghosts, hehe, hehe." When someone else is giving a diamond ring, you take your sister to catch ghosts. Hearing the word diamond ring, even Xiao Zhao and Ah Xiu instantly pricked up their ears, and their eyes leaked a light of jealousy and danger.

Shanshan wiped off the non-existent sweat and continued: "You can catch ghosts, others want a yang house, and what you go to every day is a yin house." How can you let the girl follow you with peace of mind? Others take their sisters to go on bicycles to go to spring, and you take your sisters to hell. Heheda"

"Do you know Romeo and Juliet?"

"Do you know the piano or the violin?"

"Do you know how to make coffee?"

"Will you have a baby?"

Ahem, this seems to have been said. "Of course, if you can have a baby, I guess you don't need to look for Miss Shu Ning. To sum up, you and Miss Shu Ning's worldview and outlook on life are not the same world at all. ”

"But, but me, me"

"You, what's wrong with you? You don't know any Western instruments. After all, my Chinese civilization has a long history, with the horizontal flute and the vertical flute, and the guzheng pipa. More brilliant poems and songs, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. These things are all men's soft power. What will you do? ”

Ah Chu looked at the sky in a daze, Nima, the gap is too big, I am useless, useless......

Of course, these are not the most important things, love is about instantaneous heartbeats. Momentary impulses will keep you going for the rest of your life. "It's not good to hit too many big sticks, if Uncle Nine lets me accompany this big guy, where can I find one? Did you go to another plane, and Ravan came here?

"Women look at men more and more in their hearts, Ah Chu, you are actually very handsome. Miss Shu Ning will not have a second word about this. That's what you can do to a lot of people. Of course, what Miss Shu Ning wants is more of a responsible person, a person who understands him. I believe in Brother Dao's teachings. Ah Chu, your heart is still passable, although it can't be said that jealousy and hatred are like hatred, but there are still kind-hearted. Now you have two biggest problems. If you can solve it, I promise you will return with a beautiful woman. "A liar has to deceive others, first of all, deceive himself. Anyway, Li Xiu deceived himself, and it's easy for a man like me with the attribute of a friend of women to help you make a girl.

"Really, what's the problem, Brother Xiu, tell me quickly."

Looking at the young man's teachable attitude, he pretended to be a coerced offender, and expressed his satisfaction.

Slowly, he took a sip of tea and continued to flicker: "The first question is personality, no matter what type of girl it is, after all, it is a man who likes to be more mature, and such a man looks stable and secure. It's like seeing my father and brother. These are the men who can give girls a sense of security the most. Ah Chu, your qualifications are very good, but you are a little free. This love of freedom is a good thing, and it is an innate character that cannot be changed. But then it seems that you are naïve in some ways, and you are not reliable at all. It's hard for you to give girls a sense of security like this. So sometimes your closeness and flattery make Shu Ning's sister even more annoying. ”

"Is there a sense of security?" Uncle Nine looked at the gray robe on his lower body, and touched his beard, I really want to be much stronger than Ah Chu.

"Yes, yes, Brother Xiu is like that. Every time I went to see Aning, she was disgusted. So what should I do? Brother Xiu, teach me, teach me! ”

Since everyone else calls me brother, it's natural to talk about dry goods.

"Look at the way you look, can't you be more mature? Why are you so excited? We cultivators should keep Taishan in front of us and keep our colors unchanged, and stabilize the focus. But this thing is really hard. Recognize maturity and stability as the epiphany and growth after experiencing too much precipitation, or suddenly experiencing a very major setback. If you want to become mature now, the only way is to follow your master to cultivate the Tao well, and hone patience, perseverance, and perseverance. After you break through, you will naturally mature a lot. “

The ninth uncle at the door nodded secretly, "Well, this kid is right, Ah Chu should sharpen his heart." ”

Yu Dachu was depressed when he heard this, and he still had to be patient and cultivate. When did the monastic monastic go to the monastic way.

"Brother Xiu, you've been doing this for a long time, so let's talk about another one."

"The other one, that's the problem of the heart."

"Heart?"

The pretending coquent silently pretended to be deep and continued: "Yes, heart. The so-called love is the collision of hearts and minds. If you can capture her heart, then nothing will happen. But there is a premise for this. A woman needs a lot, but she will need very little from the heart. The so-called satisfaction, no matter how much security there is, is not as good as understanding. ”

"Understand, I naturally understand Aning. She, she, he ......"

"Heh, hmph," after the audience laughed, Li Xiu could only follow his words and said, "Okay, I know that some things are difficult to explain." I have a multiple-choice question in the Western world here, and if one day you can say the answer, then the time has come. You can go to Miss Shuning. ”

Ah Chu's face was so red that he turned somersaults on the spot again, and climbed up excitedly: "Brother Xiu, you say it, I will definitely know the answer."

Well, since you're going to be abused, then don't blame me. Following his train of thought, Li Xiu said: "This is a Western legend. Listen. ”

King Arthur was captured and should have been put to death, but the king of the other side saw that he was young and optimistic, and admired him, so he asked Arthur to answer a very difficult question, and if he answered it, he would be freed.

The question is, "What do women really want?" ”

Arthur began to ask everyone around him for answers: princesses, priests, wise men...... As a result, no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Arthur was told that there lived an old witch in a gloomy castle in the suburbs, and that she was said to know everything, but she was expensive and had bizarre demands.

The deadline was approaching, and Arthur had no choice but to go to the witch, who promised to answer his questions, but on the condition that he marry Gavin, one of Arthur's noblest knights of the Round Table and his closest friend.

Arthur was horrified, and he looked at the witch, hunchbacked, ugly, with only one tooth, and the foul smell of stinking gutters...... And Gavin is tall, handsome, honest and kind, and is the bravest of warriors.

Arthur said, "No, I can't force my friend to marry a woman like you for the sake of freedom!" Otherwise I will never forgive myself for the rest of my life. ”

When Gavin learned the news, he said to Arthur, "I am willing to marry her, for you and for our country." ”

So the wedding was made public.

The witch answered the question, "What a woman really wants is to be in charge of her own destiny." ”

Everyone knew that the witch had spoken a great truth, and Arthur was free. At the wedding, the witch eats, burps, and swears with her hands, which makes everyone feel sick, and Arthur cries in excruciating pain, but Gawin is as humble as ever. On the wedding night, Gavin insisted on entering the new house despite everyone's dissuasion, ready to face everything, but a peerless beauty who had never met before was lying on his bed, and the witch said: "I am half an ugly witch and half a beautiful woman in the city, Gavin, do you want me to become a beauty during the day or a beauty at night?" ……”

It's such a cruel question, if you were warmer, what would you choose?