Chapter Twenty-Four: The Fall of Vegetative Beings
The hand of the dragon descending old dao and Professor Yang is a farce in the eyes of me and Ren Xiaoyan, but the eyesight of others is a miracle skill, according to the rhythm of the two of them, they can't help kowtowing, and gradually converge into a huge sound flow, every time they compare scissors and stones, they will be accompanied by a bang - but the cooperation of these two complements each other, compared for a long time a little mistake has not been made, the winner slapped in a certain direction while dubbing, and the loser also turned his head towards the opposite party and dubbed at the same time. There's no end in sight along the way......
The two of them are also tired, the game of "two little bees" looks like entertainment, but it is a continuous test of the participants' reflexes, agility, and observation, and it is really not good to play for a long time, not to mention that the old way of descending dragons is dozens of years old, gradually, these two foreheads have oozed beads of sweat, their hair is messy, and their eyes are a little faintly blurred!
If this is really a trick to attract bees and butterflies, wouldn't it be a bad thing for them to stop?
I approached Ren Xiaoyan's side a little anxiously, and said hurriedly: "It seems that they won't be able to survive for long." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Yes, an old man played with the little bee for two hours, and no one believed him when he said it before!" Ren Xiaoyan was also anxious: "Then what should I do, why don't we go up and play for a while and let them rest?" β
"I'm afraid not......"
Just when the two of us didn't know what to do, there was a faintly audible buzzing sound in the silence, and the spirit of the old dragon descending was suddenly shocked, his eyes lit up, and his voice suddenly increased a little: "...... Fly to the flowers~~Ahh......hhh
This is the code of me and the dragon before casting, which means that it has been successful, I hurriedly stood up and looked into the distance, and saw that a black cloud in the sky was moving towards us quickly, extremely fast, and in an instant it had already arrived in front of me, and quickly pulled up Ren Xiaoyan and ran towards the root of the wall, pointing to the distance while running for the dog-headed master to see: "Quick, beckon everyone to avoid!" β
The kobold master was not slow to react, Ren Xiaoyan and I were only halfway through the run, and he had already shouted: "Folks, run, the bees are coming, everyone is hiding......"
Butβbut, until I rushed to the base of the wall, there was no movement in the crowd, and the people looked at me, I saw that you didn't know why, and some of them were still talking to each other: "What is so terrible about the bees coming, really." β
There is also a humanitarian: "Where is the magic of the Taoist that ordinary people can understand, you look at his bear-like." β
"That's it, all the fuss!"
Seeing that the bee colony was about to approach, I was also anxious, so I simply climbed a few more stairs up and shouted to myself: "There are a lot of bees, don't stand stupidly, let's go, let's go!" β
It's a pity that the people still didn't move, but the reaction was a little bigger than when the dog-headed master shouted, and many people began to lean towards me and asked: "My lord, why are the bees running when they come!" β
I was so anxious that I stomped my foot: "That's a lot! β
The common people continued: "Why do many of them have to run! β
Me: "...... Can you not ask, can you run first? I won't lie to you, sir! β
The common people turned their heads to each other, and some of them moved slowly with doubts, but more people continued to stand in place without knowing what they were, and some even knelt down again - the old way of descending the dragon on the city wall was also anxious, and he almost made a mistake under the slightest distraction, his scissors were hammered by Professor Yang's stone, if he hadn't reacted, he would have almost slapped someone in the face!
I was really panicked at this moment, there were too many bees, I didn't have time to explain, but if I didn't explain it clearly, the people wouldn't leave at all, this is a dead loop, and if I can't solve it, time makes me think about how to solve it......
"The rain clouds are coming! Hurry back and collect the butter cabbage in the yard! β
Just when I was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot and had nothing to do, Ren Xiaoyan beside me suddenly came to such a voice, and at the same time pointed at the black cloud in the distance - at this moment, the black cloud almost reached the top of our heads, and the people were in chaos when they saw it, and they started to run home without saying a word, and all kinds of noisy and chaotic voices followed:
"Ergou, hurry up and help mom with that ......"
"Sanya! Where are you, hurry home and your mother won't be waiting for you......"
"Donkey eggs, remember to vote for "Very Ghost Kitchen" after collecting things, remember it......"
A moment later.
The spell of the dragon descending old way stopped, and he and Professor Yang also rushed down from the city wall, and slipped into the shed where Ren Xiaoyan and I were hiding, huddled together with us, watching the black cloud-like swarm of bees explode in mid-air, and then started a dazed irregular movement......
"Hide and don't move, wait for the bees to go out and we'll go!"
We honestly hid under the shed, the bees began to look around for the source of the fragrance, from time to time scattered bees flew in, I looked at the appearance of the dragon, it is estimated that this old man does not know how many bee colonies will go out of the city, and the future is not known, and I immediately started my own little Jiujiu - I quietly pulled Ren Xiaoyan to the side, squeezed next to the big water tank, and by the way, I picked up a half-hollow reed pipe from the ground and stuffed it in her hand.
Ren Xiaoyan lowered her voice and asked me, "What are you doing?" β
"Shh I immediately shushed and leaned into her ear in a lower voice: "Later, if the situation is not right, you can hide in the water tank, use this tube to breathe, wild bees are very poisonous, you must not be stung......"
Ren Xiaoyan sighed, looked at the water tank again, and said a little entangled: "It's too small, what about you?" β
"Me?" I smiled, "I'm not going in, I'll help you press the lid later." β
Ren Xiaoyan's eyes turned a little red for no reason, she shook her head heavily before she was half-loud, bit her lip and said, "I, I'm not ......" "Hey, why are you just making trouble for me?" I was a little anxious: "I'm a man, and the thick-skinned bees can't hurt me at all, so what do you want me to worry about - listen to me, and go in honestly later, lest I shoehorn you in and look bad!" β
Ren Xiaoyan stubbornly shook her head: "No! I won't go in unless you're with me!" β
"Where can you stuff these two," I didn't budge: "Are you stupid, do you have to rob a man?" β
Ren Xiaoyan said resolutely: "I don't care, anyway, if you don't enter, I won't enter, you will die together!" β
I was surprised: "Even if you like me, you don't have to be so affectionate, right? β
"Whew!" Ren Xiaoyan blushed, but still rolled her eyes at me: "I can't go back anyway if you die, it's the same as life and death - the ghost is willing to accompany you to die!" β
"That's good! Whew, it scared me to death! β
Ren Xiaoyan continued the second half of the sentence: "...... But if you don't give up, I'm willing to ...... Also willing to ...... I am also willing to accompany you here...... This second half of the generation ......"
Our faces are less than a minute apart, each other's eyes are full of affection, this second is like 10,000 years, from her eyes I see the friendship, full sincerity and deep determination, see her feelings for me, the same, I can also feel my own hot eyes - in this second, our hearts are connected!
At this moment, we both felt each other's hearts, very simple and direct, but extremely real!
Then, my head slowly moved forward, and Ren Xiaoyan also slowly moved forward, and our lips were about to be pressed together, just like a horse step forward as the lyrics sing, a left hook and a right hook...... Uh-huh, yes, if you decide to fall in love with me, please kiss me on the mouth!
ββAt this critical moment, a voice came to me like a thunderbolt behind me, like the teacher's voice that suddenly appeared when I was peeking at a book in class: "Okay, the bee swarm is all out!" β
Professor Yang, a fool who doesn't understand the amorous feelings, actually came to call me at this time!
Ren Xiaoyan and I came out of the water tank with a red face, I pretended to be calm and rushed straight forward, Ren Xiaoyan followed, anyway, we didn't let people see our faces, and soon slipped up the city wall - almost a group of people had exploded outside, all the vegetative people were staggering, and their mouths made ecstatic sounds, and their faces were drunk and dreaming of death, and they were completely conquered by the pollination of bees......
It's just that there are very few bees, and it seems that they should all have gotten into the stamens of the vegetative people, and there are very few empty radishes that have not been drilled into the pits, and there are only a few scattered ones.
I was kind of an eye-opener - it's amazing how fast vegetative pollination is!
Not only did we see the vegetative man, but the seven killings outside also saw it, just when I was standing on the city wall with people and watching with great interest, the Seven Kills Brothers came out, and now it is the guy who kills Qianmo, and when he sees the scene of the battlefield, his lungs are angry, and without saying a word, he picks up a big stone from the ground and throws it into the pile of vegetative people!
The boulder rolled in the vegetative pile, and immediately turned several pitchers into grass cakes, and he also screamed in anger: "What are you doing! What are you all doing? Stop it all, if you hear it, stop it! β
The remaining six of the seven kills were also gossipy, and they all shouted to their descendants: "Then who is who, what are you doing, don't you hurry up and stand up for me!" β
You say you can stop peeing halfway through peeing, but this thing is ...... Not to mention that people can't stop, it's the same for vegetative people, no one listens to him on the entire battlefield except for grass cakes, even though this guy screams loudly, but the beautiful scenery on the field is still the same-after a short pause, a piece of laughter sounded on the city wall, laughing and laughing at everything!
Of course, occasionally someone kindly reminded him: "Don't struggle, just accept it honestly - don't you see the dog doing this?" You can't be separated from death, so don't waste your efforts! β
The gourd leaves on Kill Qianmo's head turned red, and he glared at us fiercely with his teeth, and rushed directly into the battlefield, knocking the intoxicated vegetative soldiers to the ground one by one, and his remaining brothers also moved randomly and hurriedly followed......
An astonishing scene happened suddenly - just a few steps after they rushed into the battlefield, the body of one of the gourd babies shook suddenly, followed by a burst of red tide on his face, and then began to unconsciously stop in place and swing left and right, just like taking drugs!
He punched himself in the face with all his might, and only then did he barely regain his senses and move forward again, but his body shook again after less than ten steps!
After a few seconds, he concentrated on another punch in his face, but the force and speed of this punch were not as fast as before, and there was a bit of reluctance, as if he was reminiscing about something......
Good guy, this girl has also been tricked!
Not only him, but the remaining six gourd babies were all the same, one after another by bees began to pollinate, and they were also constantly attacked by this incomparable KUAI sense, gradually, their resistance disappeared, and their will was shaken......
A few minutes later, except for the boss who killed Qianmo and waved his fist in front of him, the remaining six didn't care about their subordinates' thoughts, and stood in place with hippie smiles one by one, except for the stupid smile that was full of halas, did they still twitch so much or twice, it was similar to the two times when they shook after peeing!
Such a terrible enemy, how can we clean it up like this?
Damn, the routine is really unusual, it's so shameless!