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"Hello, may I ask your Wu Lun Spiritual Office, can you solve the supernatural incident?"

"Yes, this uncle, may I ask what supernatural events you have encountered."

"Uncle..... Hehe, the supernatural event I encountered is ....." The person who came pointed at himself with his finger: "This is the supernatural event I encountered." ”

Zhao Qi was a little confused: "Uncle, you do it first, and talk slowly." ”

"Ahem."

"Please use tea."

"Thank you."

"Hey, my name is Zhuang Di, and I'm an online writer, and I'm ....... this year 29 years old. ”

For a while, the air in the office was condensed, and Zhao Qi and the others looked at the person in front of them, dumbfounded.

The person in front of him, who claimed to be called Zhuang Di, had white hair, was old, wrinkled, hunchbacked, and was about 80 years old at a glance.

"You, you're 29 years old, not 92?" Manhua was amazed, Zhuang Di's appearance, saying that he was sixty, no one believed him.

"Hehe, look, you don't believe it either." Zhuang Di is in good health, not too weak, and he still has a little strength to speak.

"So, you're in for a paranormal event."

"Can you remember what happened to you?"

Zhuang Di's face suddenly showed endless regret: "I am an online writer, you can go to the starting point Chinese network to search, where there are many of my works." ”

"Oh, you're famous."

"Hehe, I'd rather not be famous." Zhuang Di stretched out his hand, and his hand, dry, rough, wrinkled, and without moisture.

"I'm really famous now, and I've written three very famous works, the representative work is "Walking on the Green Clouds", but these are all called by me with my life.

Five years ago, in 2013, it was my natal year. I graduated in '12, and in the year of '13, I was unlucky, I was quit at work, my girlfriend broke up with me, and I couldn't even sign a contract to write an online novel. ”

"Mr. Zhuang, relax and have a cup of tea."

"Whew, whew!" Zhuang Di slowly loosened his clenched fist: "The first half of my 13 years was particularly unlucky, as if the bad luck of my whole life was used up in the first half of the year."

However, in the second half of my natal year, my mind suddenly opened up, as if I had been empowered, and the inspiration in my mind gushed out.

At that time, I was serializing a novel called "Fu Dao Holy Emperor" on the starting point Chinese website, you can read it on Baidu.

I thought it was a good novel, but since I got my senses, I read the novel I wrote again, and I really can't stand it.

The beginning of that novel is boring, the characters are face-painted, stiff, mentally retarded, the dialogue of the characters is pale, the portrayal of the scenery and buildings is simply an insult, and the plot, the children are better than me. ”

"Hey, in short, since I got my senses, I felt that my book was bullshit, so I cut that book and re-wrote a copy of "Walking in the Clouds", which became an instant hit, made me a lot of money, and became a famous writer at the beginning."

"When did you find yourself starting to grow older?"

"After writing "Walking in the Clouds".

I wrote "Walking in the Clouds" very quickly, and my brain turned very fast, as if the book had already been written in my head. I was typing in five strokes, and the fastest speed was more than 8,000 words in an hour.

"Stepping into the Clouds" has a total of more than 7 million words, and I completed the book in less than a year. And after I finished the book, I felt less energetic than before. ”

"The code word has been coding for a year, and the energy is not as normal as before, although I code the word fast, but I sit next to the computer for eight hours a day, and I don't move much, eating and sleeping are basically at home, and it is normal for poor physical fitness, right.

I didn't care about it at the time, and after a break for half a month, I opened the next book directly.

Although I was an instant hit because of "Walking in the Clouds", I wanted to consolidate my position, my second book was more popular than the first book, this time I slowed down the update speed, and also began to exercise slowly, eat a lot of expensive health products, and strengthen my physical fitness. ”

"But no matter how much I exercised, my physical fitness was getting worse and worse. And that's getting worse and worse. ”

"Where?"

"That's it, it's sex."

"People live all their lives, not just for money, power and beauty. I didn't have power, but I was rich at the time, and there was no shortage of beauties around me.

However, that year I began to find that my sexual function became less and less, from the first 40 minutes, to 20 minutes, and even to the next few minutes.

By the time I was almost finished with my second book, I couldn't get up. Zhuang Di said about the changes in his body, his face was full of remorse: "I was only 26 years old at the time, but I felt that my body was like a person in his forties and fifties, besides, even if he was a person in his forties and fifties, he would not be unable to harden." ”

"I then started panicking, buying all kinds of medicines, taking all kinds of health supplements, and even going to the hospital for surgery. But it didn't work at all, as if it wasn't mine anymore. ”

"Didn't you notice that you were starting to grow old?"

"No, because I'm a well-known writer, the website is very supportive, I wrap me, I have various measures such as applying a mask every day, and my face looks a little old, but it's not too obvious."

"When did you really find yourself getting old?"

"Early 16 years.

After I couldn't do it in the second half of 15 years, I didn't have much energy to write books, and I wrote books every day with the number of words.

However, my mind is spinning very fast, as long as my hand is on the keyboard, even if my eyes are closed, I can automatically type out popular stories.

At the beginning of 16, my second novel, after I finished it, I went to take a shower and found that my hair had turned white.

I...... I ....."

"Please calm down, Mr. Zhuang."

"Whew, really, I was scared to death, I didn't have any energy on my face at that time, my eyes were sunken, my face was yellow, my hair was gray, the wrinkles at the corners of my eyes and the wrinkles on my forehead were very obvious.

I went to the hospital, and the doctor saw me like this and suspected that I was taking drugs, but after the examination, I didn't find anything abnormal in my body. Like, as if I was supposed to be like this, I was like this, I lived that long. ”

"And what did you do at the time?"

"I believe in science, and I have found on the Internet that there are people who are young but old, so I started looking for doctors everywhere, and I spent a lot of money, but I couldn't find any problems."