Chapter 5: The Admiral's Ambition ♂ ♀
Earth, a planet with only 29% of its land area, is the only planet suitable for human habitation until the end of the world, and its ocean area accounts for 71%.
So, here's the problem.
Question: "Where are the more angels and demons that have come to us around the world?" ”
Answer: "Your nonsense, there must be a lot of sea!" ”
Ask: "Angels and demons that come down on land can destroy the world, but what about those in the sea?" ”
Answer: "Scared! It's scary to think about! It's a dog! Earth-kun goes all the way......"
For these, Shang Rafter, who was thinking about where to build the town guard mansion, didn't think about it carefully, he just thought - as a commander, as a navy, what is the difference between the town guard mansion not being on the beach and salted fish?!
Tangshan City, as an important heavy chemical industry and energy raw material base of the Celestial Empire, is a must-have port. The Caofeidian port area of Tangshan Port, which has a deep trough facing the sea, a shoal behind the land, and a large oil field underground, has become the best choice for business rafters.
"So, is the Admiral going here to build the Castle Guard?" Beizhai, who had already treated his stomach, leaned over to Shang Rafter's side, looked at the place where his admiral had drawn a red circle on the city-level map that he took from the abandoned newsstand on the side of the road and asked curiously.
"Yes, it's a good place, you need steel and steel, you have to have oil, you want anything and everything."
As he spoke, he looked left and right down the messy streets, and soon he found the vehicle he wanted, a motorcycle that had crashed into a fire hydrant and rolled over on its side.
"Aha, this is it! Let's see if it can still be used. With a cheer, the rafter ran over to pick up the motorcycle and began to try to start it.
"Poof! Woo! Whining! As the rafter twisted the throttle, the black road locomotive, which was full of scratches and the headlights shattered, let out a low roar that only the left side auxiliary light could still be used, and a thick tail smoke erupted from the exhaust pipe.
"If you're lucky, you can still use it." Nodding with satisfaction, Shang Rafter turned over and straddled the motorcycle, and then asked Beizhai, who was about to get on the car, as if he suddenly remembered something: "Although it seems rude to ask a question about a girl's weight, I forgive you for taking the liberty of asking...... How heavy are you in the North House? ”
Just kidding! If you remember correctly, the standard displacement of Tirpitz is 42300 tons, the maximum displacement when fully loaded
It's 52,900 tons, and just almost ate one-third of the steel ingots in the entire transit warehouse, and the girl who packed two-thirds of it is now fully loaded, and this ass sits until this car is 0. ...... on a 2-ton road locomotive Oh~ That picture is so beautiful, I can't imagine it.
As a very lack of exercise of the dead house painter, the big zombie teacher said that he is tired enough to walk from the suburbs to the city center today, and it is better to kill him if he walks fifty or sixty kilometers to Caofeidian Port District, you must know that Tangshan City is a city that prohibits motorcycles, although the management is not very strict, but motorcycles are still very difficult to find! As for finding a place to rest for the night or something, whether it's a pure night owl or a zombie teacher who has been dizzy for hours during the day - I can't sleep at all! Plus there's a beautiful girl next to her...... Ahem, I'm afraid I'm going to be annoyed by the mistakes in my style of life!
To sum up, to sum up, it is - Shang Rin couldn't sleep at night, and he was impatient to verify the voice in his head and establish the town guard's house, and finally found a satisfactory means of transportation but was afraid of being scrapped by the terrible tonnage of the ship's mother, and finally took the liberty of asking the girl's weight such a very taboo question for women.
Well, to be honest, when he asked this, Shang Rafter was ready to be beaten to death by Bei Zhai's fist.
"Huh? Oh, it's not impossible to tell the Admiral about the weight, but it should be about 53,000 tons if you unpack the ship now, right? If you don't expand it, it's about the same weight as an average human woman. Why did the Admiral suddenly remember to ask this? Don't...... No way! No way! The body of the other person is still my sister's! Not even the Admiral! ”
The north house, which was still answering his own commander's question normally, seemed to have suddenly thought of something, probably because the circuit was damaged, and under the flickering street lamp, Shang Rafter still saw the inexplicable flush on the girl's face.
Feed! Are you already overloaded after emptying that transit warehouse?! Aren't you afraid of Lu Shen?! Are you sure you won't be able to fight now because of a bunch of steel ingots and aluminum alloy blocks piled up on the turret?! Wait a minute! The point is wrong! Although I am called a big zombie, I am not hungry (meow~) thirsty enough to do something shameless to the person I have just known for a day! And what the hell is that "someone's body is still my sister's"?! Since I like Persian cats so much, why don't you just give me a good lily and lace edge? Why do you have to add a now?! It made me ...... This makes me look forward to it, is there any?!
As a member of the Tucao Service, Shang Rafter frantically complained about the words full of slots in the North Mansion in his heart, and silently decided...... In the future, you must fill the favorability of the North House and the Persian cat, and then, hehe...... Hey hey......
"Admiral, you are smiling so scarily and obscenely......" Looking at the merchant rafters sitting on the motorcycle, with a weird and obscene smirk, Beizhai took a step back in horror.
"Ahem, don't care about these details, get in the car, Admiral Ben can't wait!" Shang Rafter "sucked" the saliva that was inadvertently left at the corner of his mouth, and then beckoned the frightened Beizhai to get into the car, as for whether he can't wait to establish the town guard mansion, or can't wait to be full of the favorability of the sister flower of a certain German black technology crystallization, so that he can do something between adults or something, only he knows.
"Oh, okay." Out of the ship's mother's trust in the admiral himself, Beizhai suppressed the hairy feeling in his heart and got into the car of our big zombie teacher.
"Sit tight, huh?" Shang Rafter looked back at the North Mansion holding his waist and asked. After seeing the girl nodding, she shouted, "Let's go!" "Then I screwed the throttle to the bottom all at once.
Under the inertia brought about by the sudden acceleration, the towering plumpness on the chest of the North Mansion hit the back of Shang Rafter's not generous back.
"Coach! It's great to hit people with the ball! I've wanted to experience it this way for a long time! Feeling the soft touch coming from the back, the business rafters were secretly refreshed.
Regardless of whether someone is because of the poor driving skills practiced in the game hall, or to experience the wonderful touch of being "hit with the ball" by the girl, in short, in this city that has been reduced to ruins, under the flickering firelight, under the "farewell" of angels and devils, chickens and dogs, the tattered black road locomotive leaves a tail light strip like red lightning, carrying the admiral named Shang Rafter and his original ship mother Tirpitz, embarking on the first stop of the journey of the new century.