Chapter 15: Cheap Apprentice
"What are your plans? Shall I bring a bucket of water, or will I just smack them in the mouth? Wang Xu rolled up his sleeves, seeing that he meant that he was too lazy to carry a bucket of water.
"Generally speaking, using irritating methods to wake up a person who is in a deep coma, even if it works, will cause some harm."
"And what do you suggest?"
"Why don't you give him a set of CPRs first?"
"What's that......"
"It's artificial respiration or something."
"Damn! You dream! You're a surgeon before, and even a layman like me knows that it's for people who are drowning! ”
"Cut...... Have you seen through it......"
"Hey! What does it mean to be seen through! What the hell are you trying to do? ”
The cat master ignored him anymore, but turned his head and patted the man's face, and said, "Wake up." ”
No response......
So he slapped the man in both mouths......
The corners of Wang Xu's mouth twitched: "Using irritating methods to wake up unconscious people will cause harm......"
"I know." The cat master said this, and gave the man more than a dozen consecutive slaps.
Although he didn't hit him hard, the fingerprints and redness on his face must have been left, and finally, when the foreigner was about to be pumped so that even his mother didn't know him, he finally woke up.
He frowned tightly, then opened his eyes, sat up and did not show due vigilance to the two strangers in front of him, but scolded and said a few words in a foreign language, although Wang Xu did not understand German, but looking at this person's expression, Wang Xu could basically guess his lines are: "Why do I feel that my face has become bigger when I wake up......
Just as Wang Xu was thinking about how to communicate with him, he didn't expect this foreigner to say something in Chinese: "Thank you." This sentence was obviously not said to Wang Xu, so Wang Xu didn't respond.
Mao Ye didn't show much surprise that he could speak Chinese: "You're welcome to this, before sending you home, I hope you can tell me some information." ”
"Just ask."
"First of all, what should you call it?"
"Call me Elbert."
"Can you tell me when you were possessed by Alast?"
"More than two years ago, not long after I was possessed, he found Cheng Dongliang."
"So in the past two years, have you seen any other demons? In other words, the kind that turns the eyes black. ”
Elbert shook his head: "No, but he seems to be communicating with something I don't understand, every time he talks to 'that thing', all I can hear is a very piercing scream, if I don't hide in the depths of my body, I feel like my soul is going to be torn apart by this voice, and there will be a blinding white light in front of me, that light is too bright...... I think this would be the case if a nuclear weapon exploded right in front of your eyes. ”
The cat master pondered for a while, and then said: "I understand, you are very lucky, you have not suffered any fatal injuries in the past two years, I think you will be able to return to your family soon." ”
"No, I'm not going back," Elbert said. ”
The cat master looked up into his eyes: "Why?" ”
"I'm just a bum, I don't have any family, no one in this world cares about my life or death, and I think that's why Alasta came to me to possess me, because even if I disappear, no one will notice."
"So what?"
"The experience of these two years has changed me, although the dominance of this body is not in my hands, but I know everything about what Alaste does, I have learned a lot of knowledge, Chinese is also one of them, and more importantly, how to destroy those supernatural things."
Wang Xu's eyes widened: "I said brother...... You're not going to want to get into our business......
"Yes, I think, it will make my life worthwhile for the rest of my life, rather than starving or freezing to death in an alley."
The cat master said again: "So? Do you want to join us as a ghost hunter? ”
Elbert replied: "Yes, there have been hunters abroad who tried to get rid of Elbert before, but they all failed, and some were killed, but today, I have seen your strength!" The mysterious East is indeed possessed by many unknown and powerful powers, and you not only know the laws and weaknesses of demons, but also take out a powerful demon like Alast with just one blow. ”
The cat master smiled dryly: "Hehe...... Powerful Demon ...... I've seen two really powerful guys, but I don't know if Alaste knows them......"
"So, please let me join you! Ghost hunters of the East! ”
Wang Xu laughed loudly: "God...... There is still this kind of master in this world who takes the initiative to jump into the fire pit......"
The cat master took a sip of coffee and thought for a few seconds: "Okay, as the supreme person in charge of this city, I agree to your joining." ”
Wang Xu put away his smile: "Hey, you're not serious, are you?" ”
Elbert looked extremely excited: "Great! ”
Mao Ye shrugged his shoulders and said, "Generally, those who are possessed by demons, even if the demons are expelled in the end, they will die.
All kinds of injuries received during possession, such as gunshot wounds, knife wounds, and falling from a high place, etc., because there is a demon in the body, the body will heal quickly, but once the demon leaves the body, all these injuries will explode in an instant, and the person will die.
But Brother Elbert, who has been possessed for two whole years, has nothing to do after Alasta broke away from his body, during which he has been pursued by hunters more than once, but has not suffered any fatal injuries, which has to be said to be a miracle, and has been possessed by a demon like Alasta for a long time, and his own spiritual consciousness has already been opened.
All these factors come together, and I have to say that it is providential that Elbert has become a ghost hunter today. ”
Elbert immediately jumped out and said, "I think so too!" This is a chance given to me by God, it is like being born again! This is destined for me to become a warrior in the future! ”
Wang Xu still poured cold water unrelentingly: "What warrior? What kind of plane taxis are fighting? You still want to be a soldier as a citizen of a defeated country, I advise you to be mentally prepared, this is not a human business, especially following this guy......" He said and glanced at the cat.
"Don't worry, he won't follow me, you will be his introducer." The cat master's tone was very relaxed, but this sentence scared Wang Xu.
"What? I? ”
"Brother Elbert, come on, let me introduce you, this is my only subordinate, the rookie evaluation champion who was newly released half a year ago, that is, the most powerful of all the ghost hunter newcomers in the same period as him in the past three years, known as Guiguzi, Wang Xu is also ......
From now on, you will follow him, and if you don't understand anything, you will ask him, and that's it. ”
Elbert nodded very respectfully: "Okay, Mr. Wang Xu, can I call you like this in the future?" ”
"Of course not!" Wang Xu yelled at the cat master: "Are you mistaken? Did you know that there is a saying that says do unto others as you would have them do unto you? ”
"Hey......" Master Mao patted Wang Xu on the shoulder and taught earnestly: "In history, Guiguzi never picked an apprentice, as long as you are willing to learn from him, he will follow the good and teach him earnestly." You see, people like you have become his heirs......"
"Damn! Aren't you also the descendant of Dunjia Heavenly Book? Believe it or not, I used psychic ninjutsu to call Hua Tuo and Zuo Ci out and bite you to death......"
Wang Xu's complaint was obviously ineffective, and the cat master continued to educate: "In order to inherit the principle of your Guigu faction, which is in the same vein, you should accept him......"
Uncle Wu in the bar downstairs suddenly sneezed, he wiped his nose with a handkerchief, and said to himself: "It's almost April, it's still a little cold today...... My old bones seem to be more active......"