Looking at Wen Cai, who went out and knew that this was just his excuse, Jiang Wen burst out laughing, "Fight for the people!" Cut! The devil won't believe that! ”

In fact, people often make excuses for their mistakes. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info Jiang Wen knew such a joke in reality. It is said that a man who professed Islam went out to buy meat one day, and when he arrived at the meat stall, he said to the boss, "Boss, do you have beef and mutton?" When the boss heard this, he replied, "No, there is pork for sale today." The man regretted his departure and said, "Alas, I am an Islamist, and I can't eat pork." ”

But after a while, the man came to the butcher shop again, and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any beef?" When the boss saw that it was still this person, he couldn't help but say strangely, "There is only pork today." When the man heard this, he regretted his departure and said, "Alas, I am an Islamist, and I cannot eat pork." Looking at the departing man, the boss scratched his head, not knowing why. After a while, the man came to the butcher's shop for the third time, and asked if there was any beef. Looking at the person who came to buy meat for the third time, the butcher shop owner at this time suddenly realized, "What a coincidence that you came today, I have nothing but beef today!" When this man heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Bring me two catties." ”

It's not funny, but it's human. In Jiang Wen's view, today's literary talent is driven by his own greed, otherwise this is obviously self-selling and boasting, and no one will believe it. But as long as he is willing to join, after all, he is a disciple of Uncle Jiu, although the Taoism is not high, but some common sense and basic things are still understood. With him by Wu Zitong's side, he can also provide some help to Wu Zitong. And with him by the side of Uncle Nine, Jiang Wen can also try it to see if he can get some benefits from Uncle Nine, you must know that this Uncle Nine has many magic weapons.

At noon, Jiang Wen and the neatly dressed people sat in the lobby to greet the upcoming senior brother.

Looking at Uncle Nine in Taoist clothes, and those uncles and uncles, Qiusheng, who was standing behind Uncle Jiu, whispered to Wen Cai beside him, "Wen Cai, where did you buy this dress?" It looks so beautiful! ”

When Wen Cai heard this, he patted the corner of his clothes at Ren Tingting beside him, and said obviously, "Of course!" This dress cost me four oceans. ”

Hearing Wen Cai's words, Qiusheng exclaimed, "Four oceans! Have you made a fortune? Four oceans can buy 200 catties of glutinous rice, where did you get all this money? After saying this, Qiusheng slapped Wencai's ass and laughed, "You're not going to sell your ass, are you!" ”

With a smug face, he was about to show off some of his literary talents, but after seeing the puzzled gaze cast by Uncle Jiu, he changed his tone and said, "Who is the same as you!" I don't have to sell my ass. I have saved up this money over the years. Isn't this the master's uncle coming, I spent so much money in order not to lose face to the master. ”

Listening to Wen Cai's words, Uncle Nine nodded with a smile and said to Qiusheng, "Hmm! Yes, Wencai has a heart, you have to learn more from Wencai in the future, don't know how to play all day long. ”

Qiusheng glanced at Wen Cai with a smug face, and said listlessly, "Oh, I see." ”

"Master, master, they'll be here soon." With the shouting, Ma Madi's eldest apprentice runner-up ran in in a hurry.

"Let's go, pick up the elder brother." Ma Ma said, buckled his nose, and then wiped it on the body of the little apprentice disciple Hao.

Zihao looked at the boogers on his clothes, and said with a bitter face, "Master! How can you do that! ”

Hearing this, the numbness. His eyes widened, and he said, "What? Can't you? ”

"Okay!" Zihao wiped his nose and muttered in a low voice, "It's weird!" If I were your master, I would have killed you. ”

After a small episode, everyone stood at the door with the numbness, looking at the flags that gradually appeared in the distance.

With the noise of gongs and drums, two teams of strong men wearing red robes, these big men carrying swords and carrying eight-pole flags, appeared in front of Jiang Wen and them. The four flags on the left are, the cloud-shading flag, the sun-shielding flag, the wind-stopping flag, and the rain flag. The four flags on the right are, the demon flag, the demon flag, the ghost flag, and the monster flag. And with the appearance of the big flag, behind them are more than a dozen pink little Taoist priests, these little Taoist children are wearing yellow gossip clothes, about ten years old, holding in their hands, gossip mirrors, magic bells, stainless steel spell swords, copper money swords, yin and yang plates, treasure mirrors painted with dragon and phoenix patterns, and some other things used by Taoist priests. These magic weapons and flags reflect dazzling light in the sun, fully showing the strength of Shi Yijian's Taoist faction and the grandeur of Taoist masters.

With the sound of gongs and drums, four people wearing black robes and black masks, carrying Shi Yijian Daojun's Dharma frame, appeared in front of everyone's eyes. Shi Yijian Daojun, who was sitting on the Dharma frame, looked like he was about fifty or sixty years old, his face was a little thin, his hair was half white and half black, and there was a blue stripe on his eyebrows.

Shi Yijian Daojun, who was wearing a white gossip dress and embroidered with the pattern of the sun, moon and stars, looked at the ninth uncle and others in front of him, stroked his beard, nodded, and then said with some emotion, "Senior brothers, don't come to harm!" ”

Hearing Shi Yijian's question, Uncle Jiu and the others bent down and saluted, "Senior brother, Qianjiao, Yimei, Qianxun, I have seen the real person in charge, Senior Brother Shi Yijian." Master and nephew, I have seen the master uncle. ”

Watching the movements of the Ninth Uncle, Shi Yijian Daojun slowly walked down the frame, and asked with a smile, "Little junior brother, why hasn't he arrived yet?" If he arrives, the five of us brothers will be all there! ”

When Uncle Nine heard this, he replied, "Senior Brother Qianhe, he went to Yunnan two months ago, and it is said that he went to deal with an evil way that uses the magic of witch cups, and it is difficult to rush back for a while. ”

Hearing this, Shi Yijian Daojun raised his hand behind him and pointed at him, and then the disciples who were carrying flags and magic weapons bowed to Shi Yijian Daojun, turned into a ray of light, and disappeared into Shi Yijian Daojun's sleeve.

Looking at the puzzled eyes of Wencai's teachers and nephews, Shi Yijian followed Uncle Jiu towards the hall and laughed at the same time, "Don't panic, this is just a method of sprinkling beans into a soldier, and a trick in your sleeve." Otherwise, do you think that's how I really came? These are just tricks to deceive outsiders. ”