The sound of turning the doorknob interrupted Wang Xu's thoughts, and he followed the sound to see the headmaster pushing the door in.

"Classmate Wang Xu." The principal pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, looked at Wang Xu with a very serious expression, and said, "It's good that you're here, I have something to talk to you about." ”

"Don't you knock when you enter the girls' dormitory?" Wang Xu replied directly.

"I can't even get into that building...... headmaster showed a look of bewilderment, and then he immediately said, "What's that...... Don't get away from it, I have something very important to talk to you about. ”

"The marijuana on the windowsill is grown from the ancient dust of the health room, and it really has nothing to do with me."

"I'm not talking about that...... But since you mentioned ......"

Wang Xu interrupted him again and said, "I just sold some cookies after he peddled marijuana to others and sold some cookies behind him to make some extra money!" Completely not involved in his actions! If you don't believe me, you can go upstairs and downstairs and ask, they all call me 'Cookie Guy'! (The body experiences severe hunger pangs after smoking marijuana.) ）

The veins on the headmaster's head flared up: "Okay! Stop talking about this, you listen to me! ”

Wang Xu closed his mouth and shrugged, waiting for the headmaster's instructions.

The principal sighed, "I checked your first-year credits. He took out a piece of paper from his pocket: "And printed a copy." ”

The cold sweat on Wang Xu's forehead had oozed out.

"I would like to ask when in my school there was a professor of 'Torquemada' and a course called 'Fifteenth-Century European Religious Intrigue and ****' was opened at night." The headmaster looked at the piece of paper in his hand and read: "This course seems to have made up for the credits you could not earn due to your long absence, and you were successfully promoted to the second-year ......" (Toquemada: Tomas de Torquemada (1420-1498), a judge of the Spanish Inquisition, notorious in history for his use of torture to obtain evidence. The above is the basis for Wang Xu's fabrication of the course. ）

Wang Xu stiffened his neck and said; "Hmm...... I go to see him once a week on Wednesday night to listen to his lessons, and the credit is undoubtedly real and valid. His expression suddenly changed: "Hey...... Principal, why do you just check my credits? ”

The headmaster's face tilted to the side: "I'm just doing random checks." ”

"I won't believe your nonsense until I smoke too much marijuana......" Wang Xu muttered.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing."

At this time, the principal suddenly found that Wang Xu was holding an ancient bamboo scroll in his hand, and he couldn't help but ask curiously, "What is this?" ”

Wang Xu replied, "Oh...... Well, huh...... Research materials for the dissertation of the Department of History. ”

"About what?"

"Guiguzi."

"Oh......" The principal didn't think much about it, he still decided to return to the original topic: "Wang Xu, I'll just make it clear to you, you faked a professor and a course to get credits, I know this very well." I could have kicked you out of school or prevented you from going to second grade, and it was all reasonable and legal. But I'm not going to take this action for the time being, because I think you're a very talented young man, a man who can be made, so I can give you a chance......"

Wang Xu said: "Thank you to the principal for cultivating ...... I will definitely carry forward the spirit of Whampoa......"

"Huh?"

"No, no, it should be the military spirit of carrying forward the wings......"

"What the hell are you talking about?!"

Wang Xu said: "In short, if you want to be useful to me in the future, it will be to go up the knife mountain and go down to the oil pot......"

"Okay, okay......" The more the principal listened, the more he felt that he was talking to a ruffian during the Anti-Japanese War, so he simply stopped Wang Xu from continuing to talk nonsense: "Classmate Wang Xu, listen well, as a student of Xiangyi, you have to be responsible for your own behavior, I limit you to submit a paper next Monday, that is, two days later, with 'Fifteenth-Century European Religious Conspiracy and ****' as the research content." As long as something appears on my desk and satisfies me, you can move on with your sophomore college life, or ......"

"Absolutely~~ No problem!" Wang Xu took over the conversation categorically.

The principal took another long breath, turned around, and walked outside the room, and did not forget to leave a sentence before closing the door: "Classmate Wang Xu, you can do it yourself." ”

…………

So, that night, the supernatural detective agency.

Elbert, Qi Bing, and Wang Xu, three people, surrounded a laptop and a large pile of dusty books on the table, studied a course made up by Wang Xu with an expression of constipation for three days.

Qi Bing flipped through the yellowed paper tatters, and said with one hand on his cheek: "I don't understand, why would you choose to make up an unpopular course that you can't even find much information on the Internet." ”

Wang Xu sneered: "Ha! You should really look at the look on the librarian's face when I went to the school library to borrow these books...... "He half-opened his mouth and looked ahead, acting like a dementia-patient," he stared at me with this face for thirty seconds, and then suddenly remembered and asked me, 'What department are you a professor in?' I haven't seen you before. ’”

Elbert shrugged helplessly in front of the computer: "I gave up, and I can't go to relevant websites abroad at all." ”

Wang Xu sneered twice: "Child, don't you even know how to climb over the wall?" ”

Elbert replied irritably, "Hey! Never go to the wall in front of a German! Let me tell you, I have the genes of a wall-turner in my blood! But this! It's! I've been to so many countries around the world, and this is the only one I've ever seen, a firewall used to defend against netizens in my own country! What's next for them? Specify which websites do you go to on that they prescribe? Where the hell am I? A peninsula in Asia where only the same movie is shown? ”

Qi Bing coldly answered: "Be careful when you speak, do you want to be wiped out by a department that is stronger than the 'Nine Branches'?" ”

Elbert spread his hands: "You mean the 'relevant department'?" ”

Wang Xu covered his face with his palm and said, "'Related' is not the name of a department...... Just like 'local' is not a place name. ”

Elbert was surprised: "What?! There is no such thing as a 'local' area? ”

Qi Bing sighed deeply: "A history student who fabricated a strange subject, and a foreign dropout who Chinese half a bucket of water, very good, the principal will see a masterpiece on the table in two days, there is no doubt about it......"

…………

The morning sun shone through the blinds, making the dark circles under the eyes of the three guys look extremely hideous, and they just stayed up all night and did come up with a 5,000-word paper the next morning. Just as they were about to go back to their lodgings to wash and sleep, the door to the house was opened.

The cat has a cucumber in his hand (yes, you heard it right, a cucumber stained with yellow unidentified fluid...... I think it was his breakfast) walked in.

"Yo, boys, did you drive last night?" He seemed in good spirits.

Wang Xu said: "Yes, Mr. 'I'm busy'. In fact, he called the cat master yesterday and wanted to pull him into the water, but unfortunately the other party gave him the above three words.

Master Mao picked up the paper casually: "Let me see your masterpieces...... Well...... The ...... "He's a man of ten lines, it's a talent, but sometimes, it's a disaster.

Elbert said, "What do you think?" Will that Mr. Principal make Wang Xu qualified? ”

Master Mao took a deep breath: "Hmm...... This thing...... Longer than a footwrap, puzzling, slightly anti-gay, and at the same time, a very, very clear, unexpected, gratuitous critique of Israel.

It also talks about a connection that simply does not exist between the population density of India and the prevalence of Buddhism...... This reminds me that the only thing that isn't included in this is an argument that will make you pass!! ”

Qi Bing's face slammed on the table, maybe he was unconscious, maybe not, you can understand this as a kind of physical strike, your brain sent a command, which read: Losing consciousness is the best option at this moment.

The cat master put down the paper, chewed his cucumber and said, "Forget it, I'll take the time to write this broken paper for you." ”

Wang Xu's eyes changed, and he asked in a tone between a question sentence and a rhetorical question, "You help me write?" ”

The cat master sneered: "What are you doing? Do you think I'm incompetent? I tell you, if materialized, my profound knowledge can bite your face off. ”

Wang Xu replied: "I mean, you would be so kind to help me write? ”

The cat master laughed three times, and then instantly straightened his face: "Of course not, I have conditions." ”

Wang Xu said angrily: "Say~"

The cat master didn't say it first, he did it first, only to see this guy take out a firewood knife from his waist and slap it on the table, "That's the ...... about this"