The Temple of the King of Sichuan Chapter 35 Drunkenness

Pushing the cup to change the lamp, staggering, I didn't realize that it was late at night, and the mouths of several people began to be less neat, and they were even more stumbling when they spoke, and the three people in front of them were not looking carefully now, and they were still five or six, and Mazi burped, squinted his eyes and muttered: "Old grandson, why do you have an extra head?" ”

Feng Pingping was the worst drinker among the people, and when we were talking in a daze, she was already facing the table and snoring. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

No one drank very little, the bottles and cans on the ground were also rolled around, and they could touch them when they got off their feet at will, making a tinkling sound, and the amount of pockmarked wine was large, although it was also dizzy, it was normal to walk, I asked him to carry Feng Pingping back to bed, like a little girl who slept first, and then thought about what to do with a few of us.

"Yes...... What can I do! "The old grandson's face is like the red leaves in late autumn, and it is more like the carbon fire under the stove in the cold winter, and the red is terrifying. He could still speak in his mouth, and stumbled: "Go...... Go to my house, I'm ...... Family...... Big place to live! ”

My mind has been paralyzed by alcohol, but I can still vaguely compare it, and the house of several of us is the closest to the antique shop of the old grandson, and it is the best plan to go to his house.

"That'...... Then hemp...... Sorry for you! Grandchild...... Uncle Sun! "I couldn't see very clearly in front of my eyes, and I could barely see a pockmarked face and a big red face like two balloons swaying in the wind, shaking and shaking chaotically, and looking at it made me even more dizzy.

Suddenly, Mazi didn't know what nerves he had, and slapped the table, shaking the real plates and saucers to a clang, leaving only more than half a beer bottle, and he couldn't stand such a shock, and fell to the concrete ground under his feet, and shattered.

I was frightened by this sudden loud noise, but I also sobered up a lot, but my mind was still like a mush, staring at Mazi in a daze, I didn't know what to say, my lips moved up and down, and I didn't say a word after all.

Seeing me staring at him, Mazi smirked: "Lao Xu! What is it called, Uncle Sun! He...... He is a monkey, you look at his face, how ...... How red! Haha......"

I turned my head to look at the old grandson on the right, his face was still as ruddy as just now, and then I thought of the metaphor of the pockmarked just now, but I also smirked with the pockmark, but this is not a smile, not tight, a smile came out, the body shook, the stomach suddenly like a monkey in the sky, overturning the river and the sea, before I could react, the vomit on the ground had already piled up, and the smell in the house became unpleasant for a while.

Mazi fanned the wind with his hand, frowned and said, "Lao Xu, did you fucking eat shit?" What the hell does this spitting out smell worse than the toilet? ”

I lowered my head and sniffed, it was really pungent and unbearable, looking at Mazi's sneering face, but I couldn't bear the anger, and scolded my mother: "Get out of your mother, if I eat shit, you fucking drink urine!" ”

Mazi didn't get angry but laughed: "Pee...... You've also drunk a lot of urine, or how much do you vomit and stink? ”

I was just about to fight back, but there was another loud bang, and this time it was the old grandson who slapped the table: "Give me a damn silence, let me make your noise my face hot!" ”

I was arguing with Mazi, and was so surprised by the old grandson, all like a deflated ball, there was no movement, and then I heard him say this, the two of us turned to the left with one head, one to the right, and the four eyes stared at his big red face together, laughed together, and said in unison: "Your face is not white!" ”

The old grandson was said like this by the two of us, like a woman, with a small mirror in his pocket, took it out and took a photo, his head was like a rattle, swayed from side to side a few times, looked at me, looked at the pockmark, and began to smirk: "My face has always been red in my feelings?" ”

Mazi and I laughed without saying a word, so the old grandson continued: "Red is red, anyway, Lao Tzu is happy today!" Let's go, come home with me, and we'll get on with the drink!" ”

The night breeze outside had blown in through the crack in the door more than once, it was very cold and cold, but it couldn't wake up our chaotic brains. It's never a way to brag in this store anymore, and the old grandson has also said a few times to go to his house, and Mazi and I don't want to delay any longer, I'm afraid that the drunk Feng Pingping will have an accident in the store alone, and we will discuss it, but we still lock the door, after all, safety is the first.

The pockmarked man is tall and big, and may be more resistant to alcohol, we brag about the work, but he has sobered up a lot, but I and the old grandson, the feet are soft, no strength, I have to support the left and right at both ends of the pockmark, which is barely able to walk on the road.

Mazi has a burden on the left and right, but he also walked briskly, facing the night wind, he hiccuped four or five times in a row, the nature was thick, and he babbled and sang: "Su San left Hongdong County and will come in front of the street." Shezeng said that my heart was miserable, and the gentlemen in the past listened to me: Which one goes to Nanjing, my San Lang will pass on the letter. Let's just say that Su San's life is broken, and I will repay him for becoming a dog and horse in the next life......"

His wine came up, although his voice could no longer pull out the high notes, but the tone did not run, and the words and sentences were also correct and round, but they also had a different flavor!

"Well sung!" The old grandson listened to his song "Su Sanqi Jie" singing, swayed and applauded, his hands were also out of the pockmarks, his legs and feet were weak, and he fell to the side, fortunately the pockmarks were quick to move, and he reached out and dragged the old grandson back, saying: "I didn't expect my Zhang Jianguo's singing voice, but there is also an intoxicating skill!" ”

The old grandson said: "This sentence is true, Brother Zhang's singing is really amazing!" If this had been twenty or thirty years earlier, Anmen would have to invite you to sing that day! ”

As soon as Mazi heard such a high evaluation of the old grandson, he was happy, coughed twice, cleared his throat, and came to a "buy one get one free": "Standing in the store, I can't help but get Uncle Bao angry." I obviously recognize him as a ringing horse, and I have met him on the road to the rivers and lakes. Scolding a thief is really bold, killing people and setting fire to the end of the world. When we meet in Luzhou Heaven today, how dare you take a ticket without a batch? If he is in Licheng County, he will definitely be locked up and taken to the public office. The board is clamped with sticks to see if he breaks the law. Subtract the head and go to the tail to play a trick, but let the second prince laugh at us ......"

After singing a piece of "Qin Qiong sells horses", we also saw the old grandson's house downstairs, Mazi sang very happily, plus he was just praised by the old grandson for a few words, went upstairs, and continued to brag: "It's not me and the two of you who brag, if I was born twenty years earlier, then Chairman Mao and his old man may have to invite me to the capital to sing!" ”