Tang Xuanxuan's mouth screamed loudly, and she didn't go home for anything, but in fact, she couldn't think about home, so she took a plane back to the capital on the night of the twenty-eighth day of the year.

As soon as she entered the door, Tang Xuanxuan threw herself into her mother's arms with tears in her eyes, hugged her tightly, but didn't speak.

"The little lazy guy is finally willing to come back and pull it." Shang Zilan caressed her daughter lovingly, and a gentle smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

Her father Tang Benshu was jealous from the sidelines, this is not scientific! Since you were a child, your father has loved you more than your mother! It wasn't me who helped you clean up the mess when you got into trouble that time, it wasn't my dad who helped you say good things when you got beaten that time... Why don't you kiss me?

If Tang Xuanxuan's father had thought in his heart at this time, he would definitely have to roll his eyes... Who told Daddy that you scared me every day when I was a child, and my father coaxed the child to sleep and talked about Snow White and Little Red Riding Hood, what about you! What about a pair of embroidered shoes, the old woman in the wardrobe, the strange noise under the bed, the red eyes in the bed... It's all a ghost story, you weird old man with a prickly beard!

In addition, Tang Benshu is also a horror movie lover, and his study is full of horror movies from all over the world over the years, as well as all kinds of scary peripherals... But he loved Amway missionary again, so the timid Tang Xuanxuan began a tragic childhood...

"Xuanxuan, come and see, the kaleidoscope of horror, you can see different colored eyes in it~~"

"Do you like Xuanxuan's pillow? It's the latest Sadako peripherals.,It's finally brought back from Japan.。 ”

"Xuanxuan, look at this terracotta figurine, it is the funeral goods of the princes and nobles in the Han Dynasty, the shape is so simple, you don't have to like it, just take it."

"Xuanxuan, I found a new Thai horror movie, super emotional, do you want to watch it together?"

...

Just when the two mothers and daughters were interacting warmly, Tang Xuanxuan's elder brother Tang Ziyuan walked over with a sunny and handsome young man.

The young man immediately frowned when he saw her, his face flushed with unknown meaning, and secretly looked at the little figure, wanting to stop talking.

Tang Ziyuan smiled: "Where did the little sister go?" Let my brother see if he has grown taller. ”

"Humph! Stinky brother is going to die, whether you grow taller or not! Tang Xuanxuan turned her head and squirted.

Then when she saw the people around her brother, she immediately jumped out like a ghost and scolded angrily: "Li Wenjing, you shit!" How dare you touch my house! Get the hell out of here! ”

Li Wenjing not only did not get angry, but showed a more pleasant expression on his face, and he was almost refreshed.

He stammered and explained in a whisper, "Xuanxuan I. I. Come and visit my aunt and uncle. ”

"Whoever is your uncle and aunt, go to death, go and die immediately!" Tang Xuanxuan's goosebumps are popping up, I've never seen such a stinky and shameless one!

I wanted to escape from the researcher, but this pervert should have given up, but I didn't expect to be touched by him! And mom and dad, what is your reaction! This is a dead pervert! Hurry up and call the guards to fork him out!

Who knew that Tang Ziyuan said apologetically: "Wen Jing, don't be angry, my sister, she is this kind of character, you should understand when you grow up together." ”

What grew up together? Tang Xuanxuan's face was full of confusion.

At this time, the mother covered her mouth and laughed, touched her daughter's head, and whispered in her ear: "Don't remember to pull? Didn't you spend every day together when you were young? ”

it! Tang Xuanxuan remembered, looked up and glanced at the dead pervert again, it's impossible to fuck it!

When she was five or six years old, she had a good friend named Wen Jing, who was a cute little girl, who looked like a doll, inseparable, and had a relationship that was too good. Later, the Tang family moved to the southwest, and the two had to split, so Tang Xuanxuan cried all night and died of sadness.

Who knows when goodbye! She actually became him...

And he's a pervert! It's a pervert! It's a pervert!

Important things must be said three times, this Li Wenjing is a pure pervert, shake M! No matter how much Tang Xuanxuan scolded him and humiliated him, the more excited and happy he became.

What should I do, my childhood sweetheart reunites, and I actually become a shake M pervert? Wait online, it's in a hurry!

Ren Tang Xuanxuan's smart head was overloaded at this time, and she couldn't help but cry out in her heart: What was my childhood...

When she came back to her senses, she had been pushed out of the house by her parents and asked her to take Li Wenjing out for a walk... Wait, why did it develop like this? Could it be that my parents want to sell me to the Li family as a daughter-in-law? Don't, help!

Turning his head and peeking at Li Wenjing, his appearance is okay, unlike Xiao Xianrou, he is full of masculinity and extremely handsome. If Tang Xuanxuan was a brainless girl, maybe with this face, she would be able to fall in love with him.

But Tang Xuanxuan has lived with Ding Nuo for so long, and she has long been immune to handsome guys. At this time, there was no fluctuation in her heart, and she even wanted to punch this dead pervert to death.

The two walked on the street, and Li Wenjing said affectionately: "Xuanxuan can finally talk to you normally, when you were in the research institute, you always ignored me..."

Tang Xuanxuan squinted her eyes and said secretly: Because you are a pervert! Who will talk to a pervert and is not afraid of being infected! Who knows if you're going crazy!

"Do you know how happy I was when I was reunited with you? I remember all the memories of my childhood. When I was a child, I was always sick, weak, and I was always robbed by the bad boys in the compound for snacks, and you always helped me. When I was a child, my mother heard that when she was a daughter, she was easy to support, and everyone else laughed at me, but you won't, and you still treat me as a good friend and play with me..."

Eldest brother! Grandma, I'm blind, I really treat you like a girl, damn! The family is full of big men, and there are few girls, what can I do? I don't have a choice! Don't be moved, please!

Suddenly, Li Wenjing took a quick step and stood in front of her and said sincerely: "For so many years, I have been thinking about you, and my mind is full of your shadow, can you give me a chance to accompany you?" ”

Da Da, Tang Xuanxuan took a few steps back in horror, hugged herself, and shouted: "Get out!" No way! Ugly rejection! ”

Li Wenjing scratched his head and defended cutely: "I'm not ugly, other girls say I'm very handsome, more handsome than that Korean Oba..."

Those brain-dead girls are blind! Tang Xuanxuan was in an even worse mood, screaming, "Don't get closer! Stinky shameless, get away, go away, five meters... Not enough, not enough, at least ten meters! ”

"I mean it, you protected me when I was a child, and now it's up to me to protect you! Look at my muscles, I'm strong! Li Wenjing stretched out his two arms, revealing strong muscles, I have to say that his appearance really makes people feel safe.

However, in the face of Tang Xuanxuan, who played cards completely unreasonably, this set was useless, she snorted coldly: "Hehe... Does my aunt and grandmother need your protection? You're a dead shaker! Dead perverted! ”

"No, no, no."

Li Wenjing was a little flustered, his posture lowered, and said: "It's me who is too anxious, I'm sorry to scare you... Let's start with our friends, and let me look at you from afar. ”

"Mom! Help me! I was so sick I wanted to throw up. As an old Si Ji, Tang Xuanxuan has graduated from the Mary Sue world for many years, and hearing such Su's flirtatious words again, she inadvertently poked at one of her pain points.

I think Tang Xuanxuan was still young, obsessed with the kind of "I like to look up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, because then my tears won't fall, that's the angle from which I miss you", "I always thought that mountains are the story of water, clouds are the story of the wind, you are my story, but I don't know, I am not your story"... This kind of pretentious article.

When she grows up, in retrospect, she can't wait to hit the wall and roll on the ground in shame! Help, death is going to die!

Li Wenjing inadvertently uncovered her black history, saw her shy expression, thought she had a play, and her tone became more susceptible: "I am sincere, even if I am willing to go up the sword mountain and the sea of fire for you, even if it is the stars in the sky, I am willing to take it off for you." ”

Da da da, Tang Xuanxuan didn't say a word, turned around and ran, Li Wenjing chased after him in confusion, what does this reaction mean?

In Ding Nuona, Tang Xuanxuan was too lazy to move every day, and at this time she regretted it, hating herself for why she didn't exercise, and she couldn't run for a few hundred meters. In an uninhabited alley, holding on to the foot of the wall, I had no strength to run again.

There's no way, you're forcing me! Dogecoin perverted shake M!

Just as Li Wenjing caught up, Tang Xuanxuan turned her head and sneered: "Hehe... You're strong, right? Give you a chance. ”

Li Wenjing was overjoyed, and before he could say anything, he saw Tang Xuanxuan take out a soft ball of mud from his pocket and throw it on the ground.

"It's up to you, Stink!"

Then he was dumbfounded, only to see the mud ball pop, quickly expanding, and turning into an earthy yellow soft mud monster, huge and more than two meters tall.

Stinky opened his mouth and yelled, "Goo! Goo-goo! ”

"I'm rubbing... What a monster this is! Li Wenjing was so frightened that he couldn't close his mouth.

Tang Xuanxuan patted it on the back and said with a strange smile: "Hey, hey, it's called stinky, it's my aunt's latest research results, if you can win it, I'll give you a chance, if not, then bye, brat, wow~~"

Smelly felt the will of his master, and his mood became higher and higher, and he shouted: "Goo! Cuckoo! ”

This soft mud monster was carefully cultivated by Tang Xuanxuan without hiding from Ding Nuo, using the soft mud monster in the underground base as the mother, with potential potions and modern biotechnology.

The stinky looks like a big one, but in fact, it has a very tame personality, but it is enough to scare ordinary people.

In the face of the giant monster, Li Wenjing was so frightened that his feet trembled, and he couldn't even exert fifty or sixty percent of his strength, and he was blocked by the stink with a swing of his fist, and then fell to the ground with a bang. Then Stinky opened his mouth and swallowed him into his stomach, leaving only his head to scream outside...

The screams in the alley slowly faded...

I don't know how long it took, Li Wenjing squatted on the ground, his clothes were digested by the stench, and only a pair of underwear to cover his shame remained, and he lowered his head and didn't speak as if he was played.

Tang Xuanxuan picked up the stench that turned back into a mud ball, stood in front of Li Wenjing arrogantly, and mocked: "Oops, it seems that you still can't do it~~ I'm embarrassed to pull, I don't have a chance." Wow Ka ~~ My aunt and grandmother went home for dinner, and they didn't send it. ”

After that, he hummed a little song and walked home with a clear mind.

The winter in the capital is so cold, but at this time, Li Wenjing seems to have a fire burning in his heart, he gasped, flushed, and muttered: "It's so cool~~ It's so cool, I really want to do it again~~"

It seems that Tang Xuanxuan's approach has backfired... For Shake M, this devouring play is a punishment, but a reward!

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