Chapter 70: Qiusheng Dressed as a Zombie (Thank you for your rewards, plus 1)
Uncle Nine praised: "What the junior brother said is right, starting tomorrow, we will act separately." Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The four-eyed Taoist said with a smile: "It seems that I also have to contribute, and I, the customers, will be put here for the time being." Senior Brother, Senior Brother Lin is extremely talented, and I have already taught him the basic Taoism. As for spells, formations, and spells, I'll trouble you to teach them. The more Senior Brother Lin progresses, the better our chances of winning. ”
Uncle Nine said: "Since Senior Brother Lin is extremely talented and knows the basic Dao method, it is easy to say." ”
Uncle Nine took out a copy of "Maoshan Secret Technique" from his body, handed it to Lin Yang, and said: "This book records what I have learned all my life, junior brother, you can take it and read it first, if you don't understand, you can ask me at any time." ”
Ninth Uncle, Four-Eyed Dao Chief, Lin Yang, Dong Xiaowan, and the three of them were discussing when there were suddenly screams outside, and then the sound of dishes smashing.
The faces of the three of them changed, could it be that something happened to the zombies? hurriedly left the wing room and rushed to the main hall of Yizhuang.
At this time, Wen Cai stumbled over, looking very scared.
"Master!"
Uncle Nine grabbed Wencai and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter?" ”
"Master, there are zombies in there..."
Wen Cai pointed to the main hall and said tremblingly.
Ninth Uncle, four-eyed Taoist, Lin Yang looked towards the main hall, and saw a zombie wearing a Qing Dynasty official uniform jumping up and running towards several people.
When he saw this zombie, Lin Yang knew that this was Qiusheng deliberately making trouble and scaring Wencai.
You must know that although Qiusheng is a joke, its nature is very serious, and sometimes, people are scary, more terrifying than zombies.
Lin Yang didn't bother to say anything, if he didn't teach Qiusheng a lesson, Qiusheng would not grow.
Fortunately, Uncle Nine and the Four-Eyed Daoist didn't bring weapons, at most they put a little talisman on Qiusheng and beat him, and he couldn't make a big deal.
Sure enough, Uncle Nine didn't say a word, rushed up, and put a corpse charm on Qiusheng's forehead, however, Qiusheng is a human, the corpse charm does not work, and Qiusheng is still bouncing.
Uncle Nine was furious, kicked Qiusheng's body, and beat him violently.
Qiusheng was in pain, and hurriedly shouted, "Master, stop it, it's me!" ”
Uncle Nine heard the voice, so he stopped, and scolded: "You little rabbit cub, you are really bold, you dare to pretend to be a zombie, if I came with a sword just now, you would really die." ”
Qiusheng hadn't replied yet, Lin Yang said lightly: "Senior brother, this time the zombies are really here." ”
When Uncle Nine heard this, he pulled up Qiusheng, looked at it, and saw several customers of the four-eyed Taoist leader, jumping around in the main hall of Yizhuang, as if they sensed the breath of the living, and jumped over to Uncle Jiu.
Qiusheng also knew that he was in trouble at this time, and said in a hurry: "Master, I'm sorry! ”
Lin Yang sighed: "Young man, don't pretend to be a ghost and pretend to be a zombie, it is easy to cause an accident." Look, I'll take them in. ”
As soon as Lin Yang's words fell, several corpse talismans had already appeared in his hand, Lin Yang did not retreat but advanced, stepped a little, and quickly rushed towards the few zombies that jumped in.
Everyone looked, only to see Lin Yang flashing and flashing, interspersed among the zombies, extremely fast, every time a zombie passed, no one saw how Lin Yang made a move, and a corpse charm was pasted on the zombie's forehead.
In just a few moments, several zombies were frozen in place.
Everyone's eyes couldn't believe it, this kind of speed was too fast. Is this the skill of a warrior? If this is the case, wouldn't it be like a tiger with wings when combined with the Dao!
After the zombies were done, the four-eyed Taoist said helplessly: "You two, what is not good to play, play my customers, sooner or later it will cause a big disaster,"
Qiusheng was very embarrassed, and Wencai said aggrievedly: "It's not me!" ”
How could Qiusheng let himself be criticized alone, he immediately covered Wencai's mouth and pulled him back.
Lin Yang said: "Forget it, senior brother, he was beaten, he should have a good memory." Just punish them for taking care of these zombies in the future. ”
Simu Dao sighed: "I'm afraid they will play again in the future!" ”
Qiusheng and Wencai hurriedly assured: "Uncle Shi, we don't dare!" ”
Uncle Nine coughed and said, "It's good to know, don't put them back yet." ”
When Qiusheng and Wencai heard this, they hurriedly put these customers against the wall of the main hall.
After dealing with it, Uncle Nine praised: "Senior brother is very skilled, and he is extremely neat, even if I want to subdue them, it will take a little effort." ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "It's just some superficial kung fu, I will pass it on to my senior brother when I have time, and I can strengthen my body after learning it." ”
Qiusheng said strangely: "Master, when did you have one more junior brother?" ”
Uncle Nine scolded: "Don't be big or small, this is your uncle Lin Yang!" ”
Qiusheng was envious of Lin Yang's skills, and said with a hippie smile: "Uncle Shi, can I learn this kung fu!" ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "Don't be afraid of hardship, just learn from me, I will never hide my selfishness." ”
When Qiusheng heard this, he was very excited at first, and then frowned slightly: "Is there anything a little easier?" ”
Uncle Nine said: "Your uncle is willing to teach you, and you are still picky." It's so late,. What are you still doing here? Otherwise, your aunt will come to ask for someone again, so don't go back soon! ”
"Oh!"
Qiusheng knew that he was in trouble, and he didn't want to stay longer, so he took off his clothes and left.
After Qiusheng left, Uncle Jiu said, "Wencai, are there any wine and food?" ”
It turned out that Wen Cai was coming over with wine and food just now, and he encountered Qiusheng pretending to be a zombie to scare him, so he scattered the wine and food.
Wen Cai said: "Master, there are still some of them, I can't get so much at one time." ”
Uncle Nine said: "That's good, bring it all, I'll give you two uncles to pick up the wind and wash the dust." ”
When Wen Cai heard this, he went to the kitchen again and served wine and food.
Although all the dishes in Yizhuang are some home-cooked side dishes and turbid wine, they are much better than the dry food and water on the way to the corpse.
Lin Yang and the four-eyed Taoist were not picky, and Uncle Nine and Wen Cai also accompanied them, and the four of them ate happily.
As for Dong Xiaowan, he is a ghost, although he has most of the entities, but he has no hobby for this kind of yang food.
Between the banquets, Uncle Nine said: "I see that my junior brother is dressed as a cultural person, I must be well-informed, I don't know if my junior brother understands foreign etiquette?" ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "I understand a little bit, even if it is a foreign language, I will also say, senior brother has something?" ”
Uncle Nine said: "Master Ren of the county town invited me to drink foreign tea tomorrow, senior brother, I don't understand this... ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "Senior brother is afraid of losing face, so let's do it, I'll accompany my senior brother tomorrow." ”
Uncle Nine smiled: "Then it will bother the junior brother!" ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "It's okay, you and I are senior brothers, why be polite!" Come, drink! ”
According to the original movie, Master Ren invited Uncle Nine to drink foreign tea, which was the beginning of the plot. However, since Lin Yang is here, he naturally will not let the zombies hurt people. Zombies are used well, and they are also a big help. Because of Dong Xiaowan's matter, Lin Yang always felt that the Xuanyin Ghost King would definitely be born, and it was not so easy to deal with.