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Through the illumination of the lights, Zhang Longchu couldn't help but stand on tiptoe, poke his head to look at the audience, and saw that the theater that could accommodate 350 people to watch the show was already full of dark figures, and his heart unconsciously became nervous.

At this time, a female voice narrator suddenly sounded in a frustrated tone, "Once, an orphan who grew up in a chaotic and barren neighborhood of Los Angeles in the United States accidentally awakened a powerful and extraordinary ability...

Because of the plane crash, he swam to a huge island thousands of miles away from South Korea, far away from the ocean, and started a new life...

After defeating the invading army and becoming the king of the island in one fell swoop, this orphan turned his eyes to the military power of Korea, and wanted to find a way to make his country strong here, so he took a group of subordinates and crossed thousands of mountains and rivers incognito to the city of Seoul..."

Hearing this, Zhang Longchu couldn't help but pout, and secretly slandered: "Koreans are really going to put gold on their faces, it was obviously you who took the initiative to invite at the beginning..."

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard the voice of the narrator suddenly rise, and he shouted deafeningly: "His name is Zhang, Long, and Chu."

That is, the most legendary terrifying demon king in the world, Swallow, Star, and Emperor! At the same time, a huge photo of the leader portrait of Zhang Longchu when he first grasped the power of Haihua was also slowly lowered from the ceiling.

When the audience saw that the facial features and demeanor of the actor on stage were almost identical to the portrait, they couldn't help but exclaim in unison, "Ah...", followed by a series of heated discussions, "Dafa, it's just a clone...";

"Look at the actor's expression, it's exactly the same as the Emperor of the Swallowing Stars, if such a terrifying big man is still alive and finds that there is a guy in Seoul who is exactly the same as himself, standing on the stage in a daze like a fool, will he destroy Seoul in a fit of rage, hahaha, I feel too funny when I think about it...";

"It's too weird for you to laugh, are you happy that your hometown was destroyed, but that guy, that guy looks serious and stupid, it's really funny...", Zhang Longchu didn't do anything and won the applause of the house inexplicably.

Taking advantage of this warm atmosphere, Quan Huishan took a big stride and appeared to be rough and stretched onto the stage, and Zhang Longchu, who was dizzy from the audience's bustling discussions, immediately asked in a loud voice as if he had met a savior: "Miss Jinzi, good morning... Is it an honor to invite you to a bowl of bean sprout soup? ”

This line is normally unremarkable, but as soon as his voice fell, the entire theater burst into laughter, "Bean sprout soup, the Emperor of Swallowing Stars said that he wanted to drink bean sprout soup, this, this is too foul, hahahaha...";

"Hahaha... Can such a silly girl also attract the heart of the Star Swallowing Emperor, our Korean women are too strong...";

"Miss Jinzi, such a simple name, exactly the same as my friend's grandmother, what should I do, I couldn't stand laughing at the beginning, hehehe, it's too spoof...", Zhang Longchu's face with a blank expression became even more unclear.

Fortunately, his partner Quan Huishan has extremely rich performance experience, and the typhoon is extremely steady, and there is a loose guide to continue the performance, until the two segments are finished, the rhythm is not chaotic at all, and finally after getting the narrator's hint, the first half of the performance ended, and in the cheers and applause of the audience, he rudely pushed Zhang Longchu off the stage.

When the two came backstage, they immediately ushered in another round of applause, but compared to the sincere audience, the applause from the troupe colleagues this time was inevitably a little sparse.

Only Zhang Wuzhou, who was grinning in the crowd, looked very realistic, and he didn't stop clapping his hands and slapping his hands, and said with a big smile: "Very good, new actors, full actors."

The performance effect of your show is much better than I expected, according to the statistics of Assistant Liu, the audience laughed a total of 26 times in the 18-minute performance;

The small-scale laughter has never stopped at all, so there is no way to count it, but in short, it is one of the most successful openings of our theater in the last 10 years.

I'm going to make persistent efforts for the finale of the second half, so let's go touch up my makeup and take a break. ”

"Yes, Captain." Quan Huishan, who was the Great Khan of the dock, nodded, and strolled towards the dressing room, next to Zhang Longchu, who had slowly developed to follow his actions in recent times, bowed to Zhang Wuzhou, and naturally followed him.

A few minutes later, the two came to the empty dressing room, Quan Huishan sat in her place, looked at herself in the mirror, and suddenly left two lines of tears in her eyes, Zhang Longchu, who was not far away, accidentally caught a glimpse of this scene, couldn't help but widen her eyes, and asked in surprise: "Senior Quan, what's wrong with you, is there anything uncomfortable?" ”

"No..."As soon as the words fell, Quan Huishan had come back to her senses, her eyes didn't look at Zhang Longchu, her expression looked a little unnatural, she directly picked up a tissue from the dressing table, wiped her eyes, and said.

Before he could finish speaking, the door of the dressing room was gently pushed open again, and several makeup artists walked in together laughing at each other.

Seeing Quan Huishan sitting in front of the dressing mirror, one of the girls who looked young and wore heavy makeup on her face walked quickly, and asked with a smile: "Is it already over, Huishan, we were all busy just now, and we didn't have time to watch it, is the audience's reaction okay?" ”；

While picking up the eyebrow pencil to make up her eyeliner, Quan Huishan had already returned to her usual demeanor at this time, a shallow smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she replied jokingly: "The audience's response is super enthusiastic, Yuan Zhen, you really lost a lot if you didn't go to see it." ”

"That's no way, I can't just watch your half-cut comedy jokes and not go to the dressing room (bathroom)," the female makeup artist shrugged and said boldly: "What if you laugh too hard and leak urine." ”

"Li Yuanzhen, you..." Hearing this, although she knew that her friend had always been open-mouthed, she still didn't expect her to be so straightforward Quan Huishan's face couldn't help but turn red, and she subconsciously lowered her voice and blurted out: "How can you wild girl say such things in front of men." ”

"Man, how can there be a man, wow, Quan Huishan has only been a partner for less than a month, and she has a little conflict with Jing Jiu, do you treat that child as a man," Li Yuanzhen deliberately widened her eyes, pointed at Zhang Longchu and whispered: "He looks like he has just become an adult, he shouldn't be more than 20 years old, you are 26 years old, and you want the old cow to eat tender grass." ”

"You're really crazy, what are you talking about, I'm because what you said is too embarrassing..."Hearing her friend make herself happy, Quan Huishan defended angrily, but before she finished speaking, she was interrupted by Li Yuanzhen with a smile: "Even if what I say is embarrassing, it's also a shame on me, why are you blushing..."

Here, a pair of good friends are fighting like this to touch up their makeup;

Zhang Longchu, who was sitting alone and waiting for his makeup to be touched-up, and no one paid attention to it, unconsciously devoted most of his attention to the world of strange things.

Since the fog of the strange world was dissipated and stripped away from the strange object, and he was truly integrated with his soul, except for the period when he lost his memory or needed to concentrate on some affairs in reality, his mind was divided into two uses, and he paid attention to both the reality and the strange world, which was already a new habit he had developed, and it was also the most fundamental reason why he often seemed wooden and dull.

And since the last time he slaughtered the city in the plain plane, a strong life that broke through the silver level suddenly appeared in the world of strange things, Zhang Longchu put more attention into it, hoping to see more golden powerhouses emerge, but unfortunately, the sky does not fulfill people's wishes, and there has been no second intelligent creature born in the world of strange things that has crossed the 15th level of life energy for a long time.

"It shouldn't be like this, according to the general logical inference, when the limit of a kind of ability is surpassed by a few people, the followers should appear one after another," the waiting gradually became anxious, he sat on the makeup chair, looked directly at the mirror with a blank expression, and thought silently in his heart: "After all, the appearance of the transcendent means that the various factors that led to the breakthrough have been basically complete..."

While thinking about it, Zhang Longchu suddenly raised his eyebrows, and a happy smile appeared on his face, focusing on a warrior in the world of strange things who was fighting with a group of white geese that looked like the earth in the uninhabited volcanic area and a group of demon birds that looked like the earth, but the feathers showed a red color, and he couldn't help muttering to himself in his mouth: "I just felt impatient, and someone broke through again..."

Before the words fell, there was a mysterious sense in his heart, which made him can't help but shift his attention from the samurai who had the power to step through the air at the moment of danger, to a fast-flowing river, hidden underwater, withstanding the huge water pressure with his magic, and suddenly setting off a hundred meters of huge waves.

"Soon after the second appeared, there was a third one, because of the huge biological base, did there be a blowout, this is logical..."Judging the strength of the spell, Zhang Longchu breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that someone was approaching him, and hurriedly moved his attention back to the real world.

Immediately afterwards, I heard a female voice ringing in my ears, "New actor, we have 20 minutes to go on the stage again, it's time to rush backstage to prepare." ”

"But I haven't touched up my makeup yet." Zhang Longchu turned his head to look at Quan Huishan, who had just walked to his side and spoke, and said.

"The makeup on your face should be painted with special makeup, and there should be no need for touch-ups." Quan Huishan said lightly, and then waited for Zhang Longchu, who felt that he had made a joke again, opened his mouth with a bitter face, stood up helplessly, and left the dressing room together.

After that, the finale performance of the two won more warm applause than the opening, and the two characters of Star Swallowing Emperor and Miss Jin Zi became the well-deserved ace comedy stars of the New Year's file of the Hilarious People Theater Troupe, and the influence gradually caused a rare phenomenon that theater tickets were hard to find. (To be continued.) )