1: Please lamp fairy
The midsummer season is the most suitable for blind dates, love, and marriage!
I have had more than a dozen short love experiences and dozens of blind date experiences, which can be described as rich. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info But these experiences still can't end my single life!
My name is Tian Qiushan, I am 28 years old, an older single young man. The most fundamental reason why I am single is, in numerology: fate is lonely!
Those who are destined to be lonely will have twists and turns in marriage and love in this life, and their hearts will be broken with ups and downs!
As a result of the trend of the social environment, a large number of single young men and women have been created, and this trend is gradually growing, and more and more people are heartbroken for marriage!
But no matter if the heart is broken or bumpy, there must be enthusiasm and indomitable will! Otherwise, you are destined to be a single in this life!
In order not to be a single person to the end, at the moment I am on the road of a blind date, and the destination is the apartment where the woman lives.
The introducer, Sister Mei, said to me as she walked: "The name of the woman I introduced to you this time is Zheng Hanyu, 23 years old, five years younger than you, the woman is not too old for you, communicate with others when you get there, smear more honey on your mouth, and try to say as much as possible." ”
"I heard Zheng Hanyu say that there are four girls in their dormitory, and the other three are all single except her, so the location of this blind date is set in the women's dormitory, so that you can meet four at a time, if you can't get one back, then I have to wonder if you are not interested in women......"
Sister Mei's words gave me a chill!
I'm not a pervert, so there's something wrong with the possibility. If I really can't get any of them back, then my marriage has not arrived, so how can you blame me?
When it was dark, they came to the apartment where the woman lived, at this time they had just gotten off work, and they were all waiting in the dormitory, Sister Mei knocked on the door, and soon a good-looking girl opened the door.
Sister Mei glanced at it and asked, "Is Zheng Hanyu back?" ”
Seeing Sister Mei asking, it means that this delicate-looking girl is not Zheng Hanyu. I had a sudden burst in my heart, whether she was Zheng Hanyu or not, if she and I could like each other, it would be fine.
I've been single for a long time, and when I see a girl who looks good, I will be excited for no reason......
"I'm back, it's Sister Mei, right? Come in. "The girl's voice is also very beautiful.
There were three girls standing in the room, all looking at Sister Mei and me at the door, Sister Mei said to one of the girls: "Hanyu, here, I'll tell you kiss, Nuo, this is Xiaoshan, you know each other." ”
I raised my eyes to look at Zheng Hanyu, her appearance was average, not as beautiful as the delicate-looking girl, but her figure was far better than that girl, her bumpy body was very attractive, and she had a pair of big white legs, which were thin and long, which was really hot.
I looked at the other two girls, they didn't look bad, wearing black stockings and stepping on sexy high heels, which made people's blood pump!
Sure enough, the season of midsummer is the season of love, looking at these beautiful beauties with black silk legs, my nosebleeds are about to come out!
I swallowed my saliva, restrained my pig appearance, and straightened my face, I can't be anxious at this time, otherwise I will be treated as a pervert.
Zheng Hanyu nodded at me, and said generously: "Come in and sit, this is my roommate, the three of them are single, it doesn't matter if they don't match, you can also meet by the way!" ”
The three girls next to him ...... "Hee-hee" covered their mouths and snickered, and their appearance was very moving.
The season of love is really wonderful, I went on a blind date with four beauties of all sizes, and the beauties have their own merits, which at first glance dazzled me, and it was difficult to choose for a while.
"Oh...... Hello, my name is Tian Qiushan. After a brief introduction to myself, I couldn't suppress the surging in my heart, walked straight to the room, and sat unceremoniously on a clean boudoir bed, the smell of perfume wafting from the bed, which was intoxicating.
Looking at the other three beds, they were also clean and tidy, and the room did not smell of perfume, and it seemed that they were all carefully dressed.
After we sat down, we chatted about the fact that the four girls all worked in a nearby factory, and their incomes were not high, and their families were similar. When I learned that my profession was a fortune teller, I didn't show any rejection.
The reason why I'm single is because of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings caused by the profession of a fortune teller, and I committed one of them: Lonely!
Therefore, most of the previous love and blind date experiences that did not achieve positive results were also affected by my profession. They didn't reject my profession, and this blind date seems to have a show!
Sister Mei saw that we were chatting hotly, so she hit the railway while it was hot: "I haven't eaten yet, let's go out and find a place to sit down and chat while eating." ”
"Don't eat it, I can lose weight, or Sister Mei, you and Xiao He and the three of them will eat." Zheng Hanyu said.
The beautiful girl who opened the door was called He Qingqing, and she was as her name suggested! She said: "I also lost weight, so I stopped eating. The other two girls chimed in.
Sister Mei and I were a little embarrassed, I don't know if these four girls really lost weight or if they were dissatisfied with me, none of them liked me, so they didn't want to go to dinner.
We can't just come here and go back without sitting on the hot ass, Sister Mei frowned and thought for a while and said, "You can leave a phone number for each other!" ”
If you don't want to leave your phone number, then the meaning is obvious, and you don't want to continue.
The four pretty girls all took out their phones and asked for my number, and they dialed me in turn, but it was simple.
Seeing this, Sister Mei breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at the table below, and unconsciously had been chatting for more than an hour, she had to go home to cook for her husband and children, so she left in a hurry, leaving me alone to face these four girls.
As soon as Sister Mei walked forward, the girl actually closed the door of the dormitory and locked it!
I was dumbfounded, they locked me in the house as a big man, could it be that they wanted to keep me for the night tonight...... My nosebleed almost came out again, four to four, not going to be five......
While I was immersed in YY, the girls took out a few white candles, a roll of red thread, a wooden board with words written on it, a box of matches, and a bag of bright red liquid from the drawer of the bedside table, which I didn't know for the time being.
"Tian Qiushan, you know how to tell hexagrams, you should also know some ways to catch ghosts, right?" Zheng Hanyu asked, sitting next to me.
I suddenly woke up from YY, and when I saw the things they were holding, I had a faint feeling of uneasiness in my heart, so I asked vigilantly, "What do you want to do?" ”
"I'd like to ask you for a little favor in a moment." Zheng Hanyu said with a smile. I looked at her expression and felt that she was a bit scheming and not a good person to get along with.
Looking at He Qingqing on the side, this little girl's mind is relatively simple. Looking at the other two girls, they look much more mature, in addition to the reason for their slightly older age, there is also a hint of cunning in their eyes, and they glance at me and Zheng Hanyu from time to time, obviously very concerned about the conversation between the two of us. And their hands are constantly fiddling with a few white candles and red threads.
Could it be that they are going to play a psychic game?
There are no chopsticks, pens, and saucers in those things, so the possibility of inviting chopsticks, pen fairies, and saucer fairies is ruled out, so what type of psychic game will it be?
I said, "I advise you not to play with such dangerous things, otherwise you may be tempted to get into the ghost." ”
He Qingqing said: "Sister Hanyu, I have always been reluctant to play, I just think it is dangerous and terrifying, and the master also said, let's not play......"
"No way!" The three girls denied He Qingqing in unison, and He Qingqing was the youngest in his youth, and his mind was relatively weak, and the three girls said that if she didn't play, she wouldn't take her with her in the future, and she would be excluded. So He Qingqing looked at me with a pitiful look, hoping that I could help her.
Zheng Hanyu said: "I don't know if you've heard of inviting the lamp fairy?" The three of us sisters only found out with great effort, and the Lamp Fairy is not as fierce as the Pen Immortal Disc Immortal, so it should be fine. In addition to the reason for the blind date, I also want to use your hand to help us verify that if you can really make a wish with the lantern fairy without being counterattacked, it will be beneficial to everyone. ”
I feel like I'm being used, and it's a blind date that sounds good, and I let my roommates go on a blind date so generously, it turned out that I was using the name of a blind date to achieve my ulterior purpose.
A sense of disgust arises! The blood-pumping and exciting feeling before is gone, and I don't have a good impression of them except for He Qingqing! I stood up and was about to open the door and leave, and said, "Don't be stupid, there is no good thing to take advantage of in vain and not pay." ”
As soon as I walked to the door, I saw the girl named Zhao Ping sitting on the bed, lifting her short skirt, taking off her underwear, and I could see her lower body at a glance!
My jaw dropped to the ground!
"You've seen it all, and you still won't help us? If you don't help today, then I'll sue you for molesting me! Zhao Ping didn't know any shame, and after taking off her underwear, she also took off her aunt's towel stained with blood and put it on the table in a grand manner.
The other girl, Tao Xue, had already laid everything on the table, lit the candles, and cut the red thread into several pieces, and it seemed that the preparations were ready, just waiting for me to agree.
I was annoyed by coercion and temptation, but I couldn't help it, they were girls, I couldn't beat or scold, and it was not good for me.
As a last resort, I said, "Well, be careful, if I see danger, I tell you to stop, you have to stop immediately, for your safety." ”
Zheng Hanyu, Zhao Ping, and Tao Xue couldn't wait to gather around the square table, one of them stood on one side, opened the bag of red liquid and poured it into the bowl, soaked the red rope in it, looked at the table below, and said: "There is still an hour before eleven o'clock, we will first tell you the specific details about inviting the lamp fairy, please lamp fairy is to use candles to invite, legend has it that there is a soul attached to the candle, this soul has supreme mental power, can meet people's wishes." This legend seems to be similar to "Aladdin and the Magic Lamp", and I don't know if it's true, so we wanted to give it a try. ”