Chapter 100: Crazy Uncle Sam
North House - Staring ~
Crazy three - staring ~
The two girls are staring, but the difference is that the North House is staring at their own admiral with resentment, while the crazy three is staring at the foul Oupai who defeated his own deep-sea perch when he was a great enemy at level 1.
Well, a woman should be deeply frustrated by the amount of milk that Big Sister Harbor has made, and envy and jealousy.
Unbelief? Look at the captain of a certain gendarmerie who has already burst into tears. Still not convinced? Look at a certain Sanwu singer who is looking down at her chest......
"Qi-chan, you're the most perfect! You don't have to worry about the size of the Oppai! I just like to be well-proportioned! It's true! ”
Cai Wenjie, who tried to enlighten the rare girl who showed the common disease of girls and fell into some kind of obsession, swore that he said it categorically, righteously, and it was as if it were true.
Of course...... If Cai Wenjie didn't secretly glance at me with envy, jealousy and hatred when he said this, everyone would believe it, now ......
Shang Rafter said: Hehe, I'll listen seriously.
Finally...... The admiral, who buried his head in the milk (Ma) Riana trench and desperately ate tofu, was stared at (looked) by two girls and a teasing (glancing), so he was a little reluctant to leave, and he was a little caught off guard, and he was at a loss for the tolerance of the harbor big sister's broad mind (no fog).
Shang Rafter: I'll tell you secretly, the soft touch on Sister Harbor's chest...... I give 450 likes! Burst (meow~) milk race high! Sister Yu's life pushes! From then on, I will be an unswerving royal sister! Lori or something, it's really a cult! The cute elementary school students can't stop me anymore! (Director, field management, props, lighting...... Everyone in the crew is here! Drag this gentleman out and beat him to death! )
Ahem, you shouldn't have seen anything weird in the mess.
"Ahem!" Feeling that if you continue to show off your daily madness and the north house, you will cough dryly on the torn business rafters, and decisively divert your attention, and ask a certain tease with a businesslike look: "So...... Comrade Colonel Cai Wenjie, did you pick such a day when the snow closed the road from the imperial capital all the way to the imperial capital? ”
At the beginning of the conversation, Cai Wenjie's face sank, and after organizing the language, he began to tell the news he had brought to the business rafters: "Five days ago, a Henry Jackson-class (formerly Ohio-class) strategic nuclear submarine of Uncle Sam's family launched a UGM-133A Trident submarine-launched ballistic missile from the Pacific Ocean to Pyongyang, the former capital of North Korea, and the ballistic missile was equipped with a nuclear warhead with a yield of about 100,000 tons...... At the moment, we do not know the specific results of Pyongyang. However, judging from the pictures taken by the deep space spy satellite, the people who survived before must have died, but those angels and demons are still alive. ”
"This is a satellite picture."
After speaking, Cai Wenjie handed the file bag containing the photo to Shang Rafter, who had a very bad face.
Pulling out three photos from the file bag, the first photo Shang Rafter saw was very blurry, and he could only vaguely see that it was a photo of a white dot suddenly appearing on the endless sea.
Well, the white dot is in the lower right corner of the photo, and it looks like it was taken by accident when the SLBM came out of the water.
The second photo is much clearer than the first, and it looks like two concentric circles, a small orange circle wrapped around a large gray circle, which looks like a real-time image of the nuclear explosion site.
In the third photo, a flat, scorched earth is dotted with small white dots, which look like a black flatbread sprinkled with white sesame seeds. Sure enough, the angels are immune to the nuclear bomb strike, which is one of the technological weapons, and although you don't see the black demons from the photos, I think they should also be immune to the nuclear strike.
"Da! Da! Da! Da ......"
Looking back and forth at the three photos, Shang Rafter's index finger involuntarily tapped the table top of the mahogany coffee table, and he was thinking about what else human beings could resist the invasion of these otherworldly creatures besides the Chosen One.
As for the nuclear bomb, the ultimate weapon used by human beings to burn jade and die together, even if they were mentally prepared to be immune to angels and demons, but before they really tried it, Shang Rafter still had a trace of unrealistic illusions. Well, now it seems that the little illusion he has in his heart is just self-deception, and the final weapon of mankind seems to be useless except to accelerate the destruction of mankind, and I have to say, this is really a sad story......
Frowning tightly, he thought about it for a long time, but he didn't think that in addition to them, the Chosen One, there was anything else that humans could do to deal with the business rafters of creatures in another world, so he had to put this issue aside first. The main problem now is that Uncle Sam's strategic nuclear submarine can still carry out a nuclear attack mission in the event of a complete interruption of communication with the yarn. If a strategic nuclear submarine can launch a ballistic missile loaded with a nuclear warhead at the former capital of North Korea, can it also launch a nuclear bomb at the imperial capital? Uncle Sam can plant mushrooms on the territory of Jin Xiaopang, who has been fighting with him before the end of the year, so wouldn't the Celestial Empire, as his biggest imaginary enemy, also be prepared to be planted by Uncle Sam?!
After thinking about it and being extremely frightened, Shang Rafter couldn't help but scold out the words in his heart: "It's really a day!" Uncle Sam, this is going crazy?! Don't you think humans are dying fast enough?! ”
"Boss, in fact, according to Big Brother's analysis, this nuclear bomb is a test to see if we have the ability to defend against a nuclear strike and the ability to retaliate ......"
Cai Wenjie saw that Shang Rafter was in a very bad mood, and carefully said the information he heard from the meeting.
"Big brother?"
Shang Rafter, who didn't realize who the big brother was, looked at Cai Wenjie inexplicably.
"You know." Cai Wenjie raised his hand and pointed to the ceiling.
"Uh...... Got it. But don't you think it's a strange name? ”
Shang Rafter looked at Cai Wenjie painfully.
"I'll call you Boss, right? Isn't the boss of the boss the big brother? ”
Cai Wenjie seriously analyzed the origin of this title for Shang Rafter.
Shang Rafter was full of black lines: "No, I didn't mean that. I mean, we're all officially appointed officers and generals, can we stop acting like gangsters? ”
Cai Wenjie replied confidently: "Boss, don't care about these details, we are one of the five hooligans of the United Nations." ”
Shang Rafter: "......"
This joke makes so much sense that I am speechless......
PS: I fell asleep last night again......