Chapter 7 is always the disaster of "Zhu Xian"!

"This is? Zhu Xian? Lisa looked up at Yi Xiaofeng and said puzzled, "This is the teacher's story?" ”

"Eh......" Yi Xiaofeng paused, then nodded, "Yes......"

"But I want a love story!" Lisa said with a bitter and depressed face.

"Please, how do you know if this is a love story if you haven't watched it yet?" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was powerless.

"Ah, too!" Lisa blushed and said embarrassedly. Then take your time and browse!

"Time: Unknown, it should have been a long, long time ago. Location: Shenzhou Haotu. Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are the ...... dogs" before seeing the look, Lisa immediately turned her head away and looked at Yi Xiaofeng again puzzled.

"But this is obviously a strange novel!" The slightly bulging cheeks look extremely cute!

Yi Xiaofeng feels that he is "electrocuted" now!

"Damn, it's still at the level of a strange novel!" Yi Xiaofeng said proudly: "I will save the online text of this world!" ”

"Can you keep watching?" But he didn't show it on his face, but continued to say to Lisa.

"But......" Lisa originally wanted to say something, but seeing Yi Xiaofeng's expectant expression, she forcibly endured the confusion in her heart and continued to read, but the speed accelerated!

Soon Lisa saw Zhang Xiaofan apprentice to Puzhi, and then ...... And then there is no more!

"And then?" Lisa looked at Yi Xiaofeng strangely!

But Yi Xiaofeng obviously misunderstood Lisa's meaning, and thought that it was the plot of these chapters that moved Lisa!

"Not ...... yet"

"What about the love story I want?"

Yi Xiaofeng was about to say that he hadn't written it yet, but Lisa unceremoniously interrupted him!

"Ah......" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng was blinded, and only then did Yi Xiaofeng remember that in the first few chapters of Zhuxian, there seemed to be no description of love in it, not even a female character!

"Hmph...... I knew ......" Yi Xiaofeng thought that Lisa was going to complain, but Lisa didn't say a few words, and she actually lay on the table and cried!

"Eh...... Don't cry! Isn't this not written about where it hasn't been? Yi Xiaofeng didn't know how to comfort him, but he was at a loss to state his thoughts.

"Hmph, I've written so much, I think the protagonist must be learning martial arts, and then take revenge! Hum...... I want a love story! As she spoke, Lisa was a little incoherent, and even stretched out her hand and struck at Yi Xiaofeng's waist!

Don't get me wrong, it's really "coming......

"Ouch......" A small piece of meat on Yi Xiaofeng's waist was rotated 180 degrees!

"How is it possible, to say that it is not written there, that is, it is not written there, how can you do this?" Enduring the pain, Yi Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said - it hurts!

"Ah, I'm sorry......" Seeing Yi Xiaofeng's flushed face, Lisa hurriedly retracted her hand and lowered her head shyly!

Seeing this scene, Yi Xiaofeng felt that the pain just now was nothing at all, because when did he meet a girl like this in the first half of his life, and he was a shy girl!

Lisa's shyness didn't last long, though......

"Bang Bang ......" Lisa immediately stood up and fell down with her chair!

"Hey, I said, two little young people, it's okay to go back and quarrel if you quarrel, just yelling and yelling, forget it, there are not many people now, and you are still going to demolish my Internet café, right......" At this time, the network administrator finally couldn't stand it, stepped forward, and complained!

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, we'll leave right away!" Lisa also knew that she was at a loss, apologized again and again, and then pulled Yi Xiaofeng and prepared to go out! I don't want any gifts on the ground!

"Eh, eh, ......"

"Wait......" two voices called Lisa!

"I haven't paid yet!"

"It's not done yet!"

The network administrator and Yi Xiaofeng said at the same time.

"Ah......" Two different voices with different meanings made Lisa blindfolded!

"That, boss, you can get a night here!" Stopping Lisa, Yi Xiaofeng first smiled strangely, and then confidently turned his head to the network manager and asked!

"Yes! But the price is different! The network administrator didn't expect that the person who was about to leave just now would ask him about the night, but he still answered Yi Xiaofeng's words in the spirit of being rich and not making a big fool!

"Count it separately!" Nodding, Yi Xiaofeng nodded in agreement!

Then he pulled Lisa, sat next to him, straightened his chair, straightened his back and sat down, and built a word document......

"Really, now the little young man will be wind and rain for a while!" Seeing that Yi Xiaofeng looked like he was about to go to work, of course the network administrator would not disturb his guests at this time, but just shook his head with a sigh and returned to the back of the bar.

And when Lisa saw Yi Xiaofeng's blank word document, she thought that Yi Xiaofeng was going to make a draft, so she sent an email to her "teacher" who she had never met!

It's just that......

I saw Yi Xiaofeng take out a black thing similar to a mobile phone, swiped it for a while, and clicked on it......

"Rely on ......" Yi Xiaofeng scolded in a low voice, but he didn't explain!

Turn off your phone and put it back in your pants pocket!

Lisa, who was confused by this scene, was about to speak, when she saw Yi Xiaofeng put his hands on the keyboard!

"Papapa...... "Eh, it's definitely not that evil scene!"

I saw Yi Xiaofeng dancing with both hands and tapping on the keyboard......

Naturally, word jumps out one by one!

"Chapter 4 Shocking early in the morning, this rain finally stopped. The water droplets on the tree were crystal clear, sliding quietly from the edge of the leaves, falling down, because of the wind, a beautiful arc in the air, hitting Zhang Xiaofan's face......"

"Ah...... This is what you wrote? Covering her lips, Lisa looked at Yi Xiaofeng with surprise on her face!

The voice naturally became high-pitched again, and the network manager at the bar looked over again!

"Yes...... Did you know that? Although it was a rhetorical question, the smugness on Yi Xiaofeng's face could not be concealed no matter what!

"The teacher you're talking about is yourself?" Seeing the webmaster who kept looking this way, Lisa asked in a low voice.

"Eh, I guess I didn't mention there was such a person, did I?" Yi Xiaofeng laughed.

"Hmm......" frowned, and Lisa thought about it, it seemed like it was really like this!

"Damn......" Lisa said viciously.

Although she tried her best to pretend to be vicious, Lisa is not Lisa five years later after all, and she can't pretend to be that "early change" no matter how much she pretends to be!

"It's quite arrogant......" made Yi Xiaofeng feel that Lisa like this is very cute!

"Hmph...... I want a love story! But what do you see what you gave me? Now that she knows that there is no such a "teacher" who may be highly respected, Lisa doesn't have to pretend to be in front of this very "kind" peer!

Listening to Lisa's complaints, Yi Xiaofeng didn't explain too much, but said slowly: "A good story must have at least a beginning and a turn, right?" ”

"But you're too long, isn't it? I think you're about to finish it! Lisa puffed out her cheeks and dissatisfied.

"Ah, it's getting cuter......" Yi Xiaofeng's fragile little heart jumped up.

"I'm done, this hasn't officially started yet!" However, for being despised in his "professional field", Yi Xiaofeng responded unceremoniously.

No wonder no girl approached Yi Xiaofeng......

"Haven't started yet? But that's almost 20,000 words! Lisa was surprised.

"Cut, 20,000 words......" Yi Xiaofeng squinted disdainfully, looked at Lisa, and then said proudly: "I estimate that when this book is finished, there will be more than a million words ......"

"One...... More than a million ......" Obviously, Lisa didn't notice Yi Xiaofeng's disdain, but opened her mouth slightly, and looked at Yi Xiaofeng in surprise with her eyes open!

"Ahem......" Seeing Lisa's slightly open rosy lips, Yi Xiaofeng blushed and coughed a few times, and then focused all his attention on the computer screen...... Obviously, Yi Xiaofeng thought of something evil just now!

"More than a million? Can you finish it? It's just that after being surprised, Lisa immediately looked at Yi Xiaofeng suspiciously!

At the same time, he secretly said: "If it is a million words, it is possible!" Then I immediately fell into the imagination, how magnificent a love story of more than one million words should be!

"Hey...... Believe it or not, I can write 100,000 words tonight! "Suspected again and again, Yi Xiaofeng is on fire!

"Don't believe ......" without hesitation, Lisa definitely doesn't believe!

"You ......"

"You won't leave tonight......" Yi Xiaofeng suddenly turned to Lisa angrily......

"What are you going to do?" Looking at Yi Xiaofeng's angry face, Lisa clasped her hands on her chest, leaned back like a little white sheep, and at the same time, her feet kept moving, ready to run away!

"I want you to see how I typed out 100,000 words!" Yi Xiaofeng doesn't have a good airway!

"Ah......h

But Yi Xiaofeng obviously didn't know this, and he didn't see the shyness on Lisa's face now!

"Papapa...... "Eh, this is the sound of Yi Xiaofeng tapping the keyboard, there is no other extra meaning!

And this continuous sound also pulled Lisa back from her shyness, and the stunned Yi Xiaofeng danced with ten fingers!

Because, if only Yi Xiaofeng's typing speed is fast!

But what really surprised Lisa was Yi Xiaofeng's terrifying thinking ability!

Yi Xiaofeng didn't stop to think about it at all, and he didn't even use the backspace key much, and the few times he used the backspace key was because of typos, not because of changing the storyline!

"That's amazing...... Lisa said in surprise, her lips slightly open again.

Looking around, Lisa didn't find anything that could give Yi Xiaofeng a hint at all, and what Yi Xiaofeng wrote now, Lisa hasn't seen it, during this time, in order to find a good love story, Lisa asked herself and read a lot of novels and the like, although she only glanced at it a few times, but the general story line is still known, and what Yi Xiaofeng is writing now doesn't have that familiar feeling at all!

It's a pity that Lisa is not an earthling from another parallel time and space, otherwise......

Moreover, it is even more unlikely that Lisa will know that there is a magical Bluetooth in this world!

As far as technology goes, Bluetooth isn't really magical!

But what if this Bluetooth can be connected to the human brain?

This also comes from when Lisa was about to leave disappointed just now, Yi Xiaofeng was ready to behave well in front of Lisa, how could he just let Lisa go back, so he decided to let Lisa see how he beat "Zhu Xian"!

However, there is an inevitable thing about this......

That is, to copy "Zhu Xian", you must put the mobile phone in front of Yi Xiaofeng, otherwise you will copy Bei......

Just when Yi Xiaofeng was disappointed and frustrated, there was no way to do it......

"Do you want to turn on Bluetooth to search for nearby devices......"

That's right, an emotionless mechanical voice sounded in Yi Xiaofeng's head......

It's the same as the one that just said that permission is needed to make a call!

At this time, Yi Xiaofeng must have believed in his "golden finger", and then silently said in his heart: "Start!" ”

Eh......

I waited for a while, but what I waited for was......

"Manual authorization required ......"

"Rely on ......" Yi Xiaofeng scolded secretly at that time, "It's so high-tech, I still have to go into battle in person!" ”

Then there was a scene where before typing, Yi Xiaofeng took out his mobile phone and operated it!

In fact, it is to open and search for nearby devices......

And the name of this device is - Yi Xiaofeng!

Yi Xiaofeng's mood at that time, when did he become a device!

With the equivalent of cheating, Yi Xiaofeng's code word speed is faster and more handy.

Seeing Yi Xiaofeng's exaggerated writing speed and serious appearance, Lisa didn't move, but her eyes roamed between the computer screen and Yi Xiaofeng from time to time!

Soon, Yi Xiaofeng wrote that it was not easy for Zhang Xiaofan to apprentice to Tian, that is, he met the first woman in Zhang Xiaofan's life - Tian Ling'er! Although by the time "Zhu Xian" was completed, Zhang Xiaofan was a virgin-male!

However, Lisa didn't know, seeing Tian Ling'er smiling, Zhang Xiaofan's face turned red, and Lisa was also happy!

"Ha, yes, it's a bit of a romance novel!" nodded happily, "A tempered love can last longer!" ”

Then he looked at Yi Xiaofeng expectantly, "Later, was it Tian Ling'er and Zhang Xiaofan, the immortal couple, who wandered the world, looking for the murderer in Caomiao Village, and then went into hiding?" Lisa gave her guess.

"I really don't know such an old-fashioned plot, how did you say it so elated!" With a pout, Yi Xiaofeng said disdainfully.

"Old-fashioned? Isn't it old-fashioned? That's how I remember novels! Lisa wondered.

"Eh......" Hearing this, Yi Xiaofeng didn't know what to say for a while, so he had to say secretly with emotion: "Children who have not experienced the influence of online texts really can't afford to be hurt!" ”

"Oops...... Oops, it's too late! Just as Yi Xiaofeng was secretly complaining, Lisa suddenly exclaimed!

"When is it too late?" Yi Xiaofeng asked.

"Live broadcast, there's another live broadcast today!" Lisa said anxiously.

Through the doors and windows, the sky outside the house has slowly darkened, "Oh, it's almost night!" Sure enough, as soon as people get serious, the passage of time ......"

"How much more can you write?" Before Yi Xiaofeng could finish sighing, Lisa interrupted him and continued, "I'm going to do it tonight!" ”

"Eh, you want?" Raising his eyebrows, his eyes flashed, and then Yi Xiaofeng looked at Lisa with a lewd smile. This can't help but Yi Xiaofeng not thinking about it, seeing the girl next to him shoulder to shoulder, her crimson face is about to stick to her body, if you don't think about it, it is abnormal.

But now Lisa obviously didn't understand the meaning of Yi Xiaofeng's smile, and explained to herself: "Yes, the "Crystal Love" I produced has been at the bottom for several months, so I want to find a better love story, broadcast it at the beginning, and then interpret this love story, and pull the listening rate back first!" ”

And hearing Lisa's explanation, Yi Xiaofeng remembered with a vague memory, it seems that there is such a thing, at this time, Lisa's "Crystal Love" ranks second to last in Taili's annual overall ranking, as for the penultimate one, of course, it is Brother Xian's "Your Moon My Heart"!

Hearing Lisa's arrangement, Yi Xiaofeng didn't know what to say, at first Yi Xiaofeng thought that Lisa was in such a hurry and needed a romance novel to make her show the icing on the cake.

"I still can't do it myself!" But at this time, Yi Xiaofeng remembered that Lisa was so anxious from the beginning, how could it be for the icing on the cake of the show! If I had thought of this at the time, I wouldn't be in a quandary!

Thinking of making "Zhu Xian" send charcoal in the snow, Yi Xiaofeng was forced to do so, although Yi Xiaofeng has absolute confidence in "Zhu Xian", but this confidence is not enough to make Yi Xiaofeng think that in the current situation in the online literature industry, "Zhu Xian" can save a show! Unconsciously, Yi Xiaofeng's thinking diverged, eh, which is commonly known as crankiness.

"Rely on ......" Thinking of the responsibility to be borne by "Zhu Xian", Yi Xiaofeng, who was feverish, scolded secretly.

However, Yi Xiaofeng didn't understand the situation of radio programs, and he couldn't give Lisa advice, so he slowly became confused in his thoughts!

"Is this line broken like this?" Yi Xiaofeng's body tightened.

"Hey, did you listen to me?" At this time, Lisa's coquettish shout pulled Yi Xiaofeng back from his confusion!

"What's wrong with you, why are you so ugly?" Looking at Yi Xiaofeng, whose face was quite pale, with concern, Lisa asked.

"Oh, nothing, just thinking of something!" Yi Xiaofeng shook his head, touched his nose, and said with a wry smile: "You really decided to use what I wrote?" ”

"Hmph......" Hearing this, Lisa became coquettish like a kitten, "Otherwise, I can only find you now!" And what you wrote, I still look funny! ”

"Damn, what do you mean by being so helpless?" Yi Xiaofeng complained secretly.

It's not that Yi Xiaofeng didn't think of going to a publisher and publishing "Zhu Xian" directly, but now that the online article is not "mature", let's not talk about whether those "editors" can tell whether "Zhu Xian" is good or bad, even if they can see the good of "Zhu Xian", but now Yi Xiaofeng has no name and no power!

If Yi Xiaofeng doesn't want to publish at his own expense, then he will definitely sign a series of unequal treaties with the publisher, such as how long it will take to reach how many sales, how much money to give, and as for the percentage sharing, Yi Xiaofeng can't even think about it now.

As I have been saying, it's not that Yi Xiaofeng has no confidence in "Zhu Xian", but that Yi Xiaofeng has no confidence in the current online literature market!

Such as Yi Xiaofeng's time before crossing, starting point, vertical and horizontal, and creation, can feed a large group of people, but after more than ten years of development, so many people will accept online articles and pay for online articles!

"That's all there is to it now!"

Now Yi Xiaofeng's tone has become helpless!

"Well, I'll take a look at ......" said Lisa and slid the mouse, and found that now it was only written that Song Daren took Zhang Xiaofan to the back mountain bamboo forest!

"Hum ......" The sound that came out of Lisa's nasal cavity made Yi Xiaofeng's heart flutter!

"Wait......" Yi Xiaofeng's eyes flashed, and then he patted his forehead and said, "How about I write a profile?" Read it at the beginning and let the audience know that this is a poignant love story, what do you think? ”

Hearing this, Lisa's eyes also lit up, this is a good idea, so you can write it quickly!

"Good ......," Yi Xiaofeng responded happily.

Then turn around and put your hand on the keyboard......

It's just that after a long time, Yi Xiaofeng didn't mean to tap the keyboard!

"What's wrong? Hurry up! Lisa said anxiously.

"Oh, I'll brew first!" Yi Xiaofeng replied with a strange face.

That's right, Yi Xiaofeng is stunned again, he typed so fast just now, and the "inspiration" that he swayed without thinking was all someone else's, and now it's his turn, of course Yi Xiaofeng was stunned!

It's not impossible to use the synopsis of the original work, but that was when "Zhu Xian" was officially published, and now, the positioning of "Zhu Xian" is a love story, which is definitely not suitable!

"Damn, is the big gap between Lao Tzu and Xiao Ding so big?" Yi Xiaofeng scolded secretly.

"Damn, let's write it like this!" With a horizontal heart, Yi Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and quickly tapped the keyboard!

I saw that the introduction of "Zhu Xian" finally appeared on the computer screen......

"In order to save Hongyan, the ordinary boy Zhang Xiaofan is holding a burning stick and making enemies of the whole world, what is good and what is evil, ridiculous everything is like a dog, who is the rain and who turns the clouds!"

"That's your profile?" A word, a few punctuations, made Lisa shout.

Suddenly, Yi Xiaofeng grabbed Lisa, pointed to the network manager who was looking at them, and motioned for Lisa to be quiet.

And Lisa didn't want to have another seizure, but she still held back her anger, gritted her teeth and said, "This is your profile?" I repeated what I had just said, but the anger in my words did not decrease by half a point!

"Yes, that's right!" Feeling Lisa's anger, Yi Xiaofeng was not different, but clasped his hands and said proudly: "This sentence sums up all my story!" ”

"But it's too easy!" After all, Lisa is still a girl now, and her angry look didn't last long, and then like a deflated ball, she looked at Yi Xiaofeng sadly!

Otaku and slings have a common trait, that is, they may be able to withstand the anger of girls, but they are certainly impossible to bear the grievances of girls! Yi Xiaofeng is the same......

It's just that, of course, Yi Xiaofeng can't tell the truth to Lisa, "Actually, I don't know how to write it, what you saw before was all an illusion?" ”

After thinking about it, facing Lisa's grievances, Yi Xiaofeng forced a smile to himself: "Moreover, don't you think it's very unexpected to do this?" ”

"Surprise?" Hearing this, Lisa was stunned!

"Yes, simplicity is beauty! And such a simple and crude introduction can definitely give people a sense of impact! Believe me! "Talking nonsense, Yi Xiaofeng finally came to the end of the conversation!

"Hearing you say that, it seems to be true!" After thinking about it, Lisa said slowly!

"That's right, that's it, okay, how many email addresses do you have, I'll send you the written ones!" Striking while the iron was hot, Yi Xiaofeng didn't give Lisa more time to think!

"Oh, here I come! You make a note of ......"

Lisa quickly finished her email......

"Yo, it's still a QQ mailbox!" Yi Xiaofeng raised his eyebrows and said!

Then I packed all the chapters and sent them to Lisa's mailbox!

"Are you alright?" Lisa looked at the time and said anxiously!

"That's it!"

"No, it's too late, I'm going to go first!" Lisa stood up and was ready to go out!

However, Lisa immediately looked at Yi Xiaofeng gratefully: "Thank you so much today, wait for my call, I'll invite you to dinner tomorrow!" ”

"Ah......" A girl invited Yi Xiaofeng to dinner, which obviously suffocated Yi Xiaofeng, but he immediately laughed obscenely and said excitedly: "Okay!" ”

Then he didn't give Yi Xiaofeng a chance to speak, turned around and ran out!

"Tut-tut, it's so energetic!" Looking at Lisa's hot appearance, Yi Xiaofeng said with emotion.

"Eh, your thing!" Suddenly, Yi Xiaofeng walked quickly to the door, ready to stop Lisa!

Lisa, who hadn't gone far, turned around and said coquettishly, "That was originally for you!" Saying that, he made a gesture with his right hand to make a call, "Wait for me to call!" ”

"Good...... Hey, hey, hey......" very lewd laughter!

Then he returned to his seat and looked at the gifts that Lisa bought for the non-existent "teacher" all over the floor, Yi Xiaofeng smiled bitterly: "There are so many things, how can you take them back?" ”

Although Lisa is gone, Yi Xiaofeng's heart has not calmed down, "Can the penultimate show let people know "Zhu Xian"!" ”

Rubbing his face, Yi Xiaofeng thought helplessly.

"Hey, let's take it one step at a time! Anyway, there are so many resources in my hands, enough for me to squander! Thinking about it, Yi Xiaofeng saw it, Zhuxian is just one of the most famous of the "Golden Age" of online articles, there are still so many works of gods in the mobile phone, with so many gods giving Yi Xiaofeng confidence, Yi Xiaofeng's is slowly looking away!

It's just that after thinking about it so much, Yi Xiaofeng has no interest in codewords!

After settling the account and putting on the gifts with difficulty, Yi Xiaofeng was ready to go back!