Chapter 37: The Wedding
Mao Ye and Qi Bing sat in the taxi, they got off the plane and went straight to the Treasure Island Hotel, but the traffic in Las Vegas at night was really terrible, and they barely moved after leaving the airport.
"Driver, what time is it?" Master Mao asked.
"Eighty-forty, what's wrong man? Are you in a hurry? The driver turned around and found two dollars in his seat, and his passenger was gone.
He scratched his head, picked up the money, and said to someone, "I guess that means you don't need to look for it......"
Cat Ye and Qi Bing leaped on the roof of the building, just like superheroes in American movies, except that they didn't wear masks.
Vegas is always brightly lit, and some pedestrians overhear them and pull the people around them to watch together, but this is Vegas, and no show is enough to surprise people, and passers-by who see them only think it's some kind of stunt.
While these two were on their way, Wang Xu had also come to the sky above Vegas, and from a high altitude, the city was undoubtedly a pearl in the Nevada desert in the United States.
But Wang Xu was not in the mood to enjoy the beauty of the city that never sleeps, his life was a mess, he was changing into Elvis Presley at the moment, he felt that it made him look like a fool, his girlfriend was about to become someone else's bride, and he was about to jump from tens of thousands of feet in the air.
"Man, maybe you'll never have such a good experience in your life!" A black Elvis on the side said.
"In fact...... Not long ago, I also fell from a high altitude, but I was unconscious at that time......" Before Wang Xu could finish his words, the pilot's radio sounded.
"Elvis Presleys! I'm going to lower the altitude a little now, and get ready, Vegas is calling us! β
Wang Xu knew the meaning of these words, he was sweating profusely, and his hands tightly grasped the two ropes of the parachute: "I said man, let's confirm again, it's yellow first and then red, right?" β
"Exactly, hey! Boy, don't be too nervous, it's okay, use these two ropes to control the parachute to glide in the air after you pull it, you have to pay attention when you land, don't break your ass, hahaha! β
Wang Xu is now very sensitive to the word wrestling, and he looked at the group of Elvis, who were obviously so excited that they had lost their minds, and seemed to be very keen on the excitement of this aerial performance. Although in a sense, Wang Xu's work is more exciting than these trapeze artists, his cold sweat still can't stop flowing......
The plaza has already gathered a large number of spectators, all of whom have come to witness the historic moment when Elvis Presley's skydiving team returns to Vegas after many years.
It can be said that Wang Xu is now stretching out his head and shrinking his head with a knife, and when the door of the cabin is opened, the turbulence outside rushes in, and the leader shouts: "Elvis Presley! SHOWTIMEοΌ This was followed by a cheer from Elvis.
The people in front of Wang Xu jumped out one after another, and the moment they flew out of the cabin, they all shouted excitedly, and then began to do all kinds of aerial stunts, stretching their bodies and letting them fly in the wind, this kind of excitement is incomparable to any roller coaster in the playground.
Wang Xu kept muttering: "Yellow first, then red, yellow and then red......" until there was still one Elvis Presley left in the cabin, he suddenly thought of something, stepped forward and grabbed the other party's shoulder and asked, "Man, where is the Treasure Island Hotel?" β
"What?!"
"I say! Treasure Island Hotel, where's it! β
"Oh! Do you see the building over there, the fan-shaped one! β
"Yes, I saw it!"
"That's it!"
"Thank you! Buddy! β
"It's okay, I'm going down too, good luck, boy!" After that, Elvis Presley rushed out of the cabin.
Wang Xu looked at the city under his feet, the wind was blowing in his ears, this kind of fear in the air is the most intuitive, as long as you take a step, the feeling of falling quickly after weightlessness is very terrifying.
I saw him grit his teeth and stomp his feet, and cursed in a low voice: "TMD! Fight! β
So, Wang Xu jumped out......
There are always a few memories in life that you can't forget until you are old, and tonight, there is no doubt that Wang Xu's memory has written a deep stroke.
"Xianhuang! After red! Wang Xu pulled two pull rings one after another, the main parachute and the auxiliary parachute opened one by one, and the speed of his fall was sluggish, and another parachute logo printed with Elvis's head appeared in the sky. At this moment, Wang Xu couldn't help but cheer loudly, the whole casino was at his feet, and he looked down on everything like a god from above. If it weren't for the vulgarity, he would have wanted to shout out the phrase "I am the king of the world!" β
But Wang Xu didn't come to skydive, his target - the roof of the Treasure Island Hotel! He tried to manipulate the parachute to glide, this thing is actually not difficult, he will learn it, so Wang Xu landed directly in the air towards the wedding venue.
Fifteen minutes ago......
"After tonight's wedding, there will be a big reception, tomorrow morning you and your new husband can go to the nearest office to get married, we have a 24-hour marriage registry in Vegas, it only takes fifteen minutes to complete all the formalities, and then there will be a private flight to Paris for two honeymoons......"
"Okay, okay, now that you're all there, you can go out." Chen Min drove away the wedding presenter who was dressed like a fart, this guy was very dedicated, and he didn't forget to remind before leaving: "There are still twenty minutes before the wedding starts, please prepare as soon as possible, tonight's evening breeze is very warm, it's really a good day to hold an air wedding......" Before he finished speaking, Chen Min was pushed out of the room.
"What to do, that bastard hasn't shown up yet." Chen Min seemed a little anxious at this time.
Shang Lingxue lowered her head: "I promised my father that if Wang Xu can't stop the wedding, I will say 'willing'." β
"But ......"
"It's okay." Shang Lingxue interrupted her: "I knew he would come, he must come......" The voice of the last half of the sentence could only be heard by herself.
Right now......
At the end of the red carpet with a smile on the roof of the Treasure Island Hotel, a smiling old priest stands at the end of the makeshift auditorium, a simple church surrounded by flowers and last-minute balloons, and the seating arrangement is the same as in the church.
Most of the guests invited were business partners of the Sanchez family, to put it bluntly, wine and meat friends, and some of them were not even attending Castian's wedding for the first time. Many of them knew what Castian was, but they could only feel sorry for the bride from the bottom of their hearts.
For the sake of profit, we often have to wear masks to survive.
Castillen stood next to the priest and awaited the bride's arrival in high spirits. Soon, as the wedding march sounded, Shang Lingxue, who was dressed in a wedding dress, walked out.
The bride is always the most beautiful, this girl who falls into the mortal dust like a fairy shocks everyone, even though Chen Min next to her is also a beauty, but at this moment it has become transparent.
Because Shang Weiguo did not attend the wedding, Chen Min, the bridesmaid, had to take the bride's hand and hand it to Castian, they walked on the red carpet, Castilline waited excitedly, as long as he completed this meaningless ceremony, he could get this woman.
Shang Lingxue stood side by side with him in front of the priest, her head bowed, not looking at the man.
The reading of the oath began, and Castillen quickly said the "I do".
The next thing was for the priest to read the bride's vows, and Shang Lingxue didn't listen to a word, she glanced back at the entrance to the roof, and there was nothing but two security guards and a closed door.
A feeling of despair set in, and in order to keep her promise with her father, she soon had to say the three words she did not want to say.
Chen Min on the side saw that the pastor was about to finish reading the oath, and he was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot, and scolded in his heart: "That fool surnamed Wang, where did he go!" β
The kind old priest finally threw out the question, and Castian had moistened his throat and was ready to kiss the bride.
Shang Lingxue hesitated, she was just about to open her mouth to answer, when suddenly, many people heard a dirty word at the same time: "I'm your second uncle!!!! β
Silence descended on the venue......
I have to say that even though Wang Xu's English is not very good, if you ask him to scold people in English, he is definitely a master, so he will definitely be able to say the English version of the above swear words......
"I'm against !!" It's the same voice again......
This voice came from the wind, like God's will coming from heaven, and many people were in disbelief, could it be that God was also against this marriage? And God is still scolding?
Shang Lingxue smiled, tears welling up in her eyes, because she knew that the fool was coming.
"There it is! There he is! One of the guests saw Wang Xu first, and immediately pointed at him and shouted.
"What's that? Elvis Presley? β
βOHοΌ My God! I think I'm going to faint. "A few foreign aunts thought that they should really take a few heart pills and come back.
Castillen also saw Wang Xu, he looked at Shang Lingxue's expression of joy and tears, knowing that something was going to happen, and the gentlemanly demeanor was gone, he immediately grabbed the pastor's shoulder and shouted: "Continue to preside over the wedding!" Hey! What are you doing in a daze! β
The old priest's kind face flashed with a hint of murderous intent: "Let it go......" His eyes were as cold as the north wind, and instantly released a coercion that Castian had never seen before, so frightened that he immediately retracted his hand, and at that moment, he seemed to see the devil......
At the moment when Castillen was frightened, the priest turned into the same kind old man again, as if what had just happened had not happened at all, and the attention of others was attracted by Wang Xu's arrival, and they did not notice it.
"As a pastor, whenever someone is against a wedding, I have to listen to his reasoning." The kind old priest didn't forget to explain to Castille, in fact, with his murderous aura just now, there was no need to talk nonsense......
Wang Xu fell from the sky, knocked the statue of Jesus crookedly, and stepped on the face of this benevolent brother who could be resurrected on the spot and took off the parachute.
His Elvis Presley dress was very funny, but Shang Lingxue didn't have time to laugh at him, she stepped forward excitedly, with the happiest smile on her face, but tears kept falling, "Wang Xu......" She seemed to have a thousand words to say, but she couldn't say anything at the moment.
But Wang Xu didn't give her this chance, he took out his broken handkerchief from his trouser pocket, grabbed Shang Lingxue's hand, and slapped it on the palm: "You! Shut up and step aside! I'll talk to you later. β
His tone was domineering, as if he was giving an order, and his words were not so polite. Chen Min saw that Shang Lingxue was being bullied, and immediately became angry, her kung fu was so good, she was generally like Wang Xu's body, beating him ten or eight as if she was playing, and at this moment she wanted to step forward and teach him a lesson.
However, Shang Lingxue grabbed her arm, and Chen Min looked back to see that the eldest lady was actually wiping her tears with Wang Xu's dirty broken handkerchief, laughing like a nymphomaniac, and was almost angry with her.
"You dare to kidnap Lao Tzu's woman?" Wang Xu walked up to Castian and forced his eyes.
"You...... You are talking nonsense! What kidnapping! Security guard! Blasting this guy out of here! Security guard! Damn it! Where have you all been! Castille looked back at the only entrance.
The two security guards were gone, replaced by a sloppy guy with a decadent face and a suit and no tie, and a young man with a blank face.
"You don't have to shout, the dozen or so downstairs won't be able to come." The Asian version of Terminator said this terrible line very coolly.
The cat master whispered there like a mantra and kept chanting: "This kid looks more handsome than me...... Disfigured it...... This kid is more handsome than me...... Disfigured it......"
The guests present did not dare to act rashly now, and they did not have time to move, because everyone knew that a good show was being played out before their eyes at this moment.
"What Lao Tzu's woman, what the hell is this kid talking about......" Chen Min seemed to be extremely dissatisfied with Wang Xu's machismo speech, but she glanced at Shang Lingxue, but found that this person was there again muttering like a nymphomaniac: "Lao Tzu's woman ......" and then a happy expression. If Chen Min had heard the remarks of the cat master, she should also agree that a woman in love is irrational.
Castian didn't give up yet: "This is a private wedding reception, please go out." β
Wang Xu looked at him like an idiot: "You dare to talk to me loudly...... You're killing yourself......"