"Hey! Xiaoyu, what to drink? Just say it, don't be polite to Lao Tzu! ”

Seeing Wu Xiaoyu walk out of the kitchen, Nie Liang, who was still standing next to the upright freezer, bent down again and lowered his head, stuffing his extended claws into the poor freezer and stirring for a while. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It's so polite ******.

"How can I trouble you......"

Wu Xiaoyu shook his head and said in a rather sincere tone: "...... Dear Nie Liang, you have worked hard from afar, so sit down and rest first. ”

When he said this, Wu Xiaoyu walked forward, and his left foot flung three times quickly, and kicked two chairs and a table in the passing place.

So, these three poor things immediately made a few "swish" sounds on the smooth floor, and rushed quickly in the direction of the freezer five or six meters away. I don't know what method Wu Xiaoyu used, these three things slid extremely fast, but the distance was not very far.

Before Nie Liang could stare at his eyes, and when Wu Xiaoyu spit out the pronunciation of the last word "bar", the chairs and tables had already stopped steadily. They were still in the same way they had been before they moved, and the chair at the front was even tucked under Nie Liang's ass.

"Yes, Xiaoyu, your footwork is still so coquettish." Nie Liang sat down with a smile and said, "Say, why did Lao Tzu run over in such a hurry." ”

"Urgent? Are you embarrassed to say urgent? Wu Xiaoyu glanced at the wall clock on the wall and said, "I remember when I called you at ten o'clock in the morning, you said that you would arrive soon, and it would definitely not exceed twelve o'clock." ”

"yes!" Nie Liang also looked back at the clock, and then said in a rather surprised tone, "I'm not late!" It's only 11:40, and it's almost half an hour before 12! ”

", you can turn your time ****** two laps."

Wu Xiaoyu scolded, no longer dwelling on this topic, and did not answer the question that Nie Liang had raised before. He swept around with his eyes, and suddenly asked, "Xiaomao, where is your car parked?" I don't think I saw it. ”

"The car ......" Nie Liang grabbed the beer and poured two sips, "The car is not here." ”

"Where?"

"Don't ask, is this okay?"

"No, the security here is not very good, and if the car is lost, it will be a big trouble."

Nie Liang began to frown slightly: "Lose a fart, you will definitely not lose it." ”

"What, didn't you open it?"

"I didn't open it, I didn't open it...... ...... The car is long gone! Nie Liang suddenly raised his voice a little and said, "The car is gone!" Lao Tzu died tragically! Lao Tzu has been unlucky to die recently! ”

"What's wrong?" Wu Xiaoyu ripped off the pull ring of the canned beer, poured two mouthfuls of orange liquid into his mouth, and said, "Let's talk about it, my brother comforts and comforts you." ”

"Hey! Speaking of this, Lao Tzu is irritable! I don't know what's going on recently, a lot of mad dogs are chasing Lao Tzu and biting! ”

"Mad dogs? Gone wrong with the survey claim? Got into a quarrel with a customer? Wu Xiaoyu leaned forward slightly, stared at Nie Liang and said, "Xiao Mao...... How many times has Lao Tzu told you, clean up your stinky mouth, otherwise something will go wrong sooner or later. ”

"**** survey! Bullshit claims! Nie Liang sighed and continued: "Lao Tzu won't fall on this kind of thing!" Xiaoyu, I'll tell you too! Lao Tzu has been really unlucky recently, not only is the car gone, but even his position has been reduced by a few levels, and now he has become the lowest-level salesman......"

"The lowest salesman!" As he spoke, Nie Liang slapped the table and said, "You know, salesman!" You idiot did it for a day! ”

"Salesman?" Wu Xiaoyu flattened his mouth and said, "So miserable? ”

"It's worse than this!" Nie Liang squinted his eyes and said angrily: "You only had to make a phone call and run the office building back then. For more than a week recently, Lao Tzu has been facing the boss's sun all day long, going door to door all day to trick housewives into buying unemployment insurance and old women into buying life insurance......"

"Lao Tzu is about to be stared at to death by all kinds of white eyes! Do you know how miserable it is? ……”

Speaking of this, Nie Liang coughed twice, then looked around, pretended to be serious, changed to a step-by-step tone, and said, "Hello, sir, let's get to know each other, oh oh, you are Mr. Xiaoyu, fortunately." I am the business manager of Dadi Insurance Company, and my name is Nie Liang. Heck, your barbecue restaurant looks really well decorated, and the location of the store is really good, so business must be booming, right? …… Oops, get rich, get rich, congratulations...... However, any business is risky these days, you see, your bullshit shop has not been insured, right? We, Dadi Insurance Company, have recently launched an insurance business for bullshit customers like you, called 'going out of business tomorrow' insurance? Look, are you going to get a one? ”

"Fuck you! Shut up your dad! ”

Looking at Nie Liang's vivid posture, Wu Xiaoyu couldn't help but smile for a long time and scolded; "How? Have you offended the leadership? ”

"Fart, how can a person like Lao Tzu offend the leader!"

Nie Liang lifted the beer can and shook it, without making a sound, he took out another bottle from the freezer and said, "...... Lao Tzu didn't offend anyone, what Lao Tzu offended was a bunch of mad dogs! ”

"Colleague?"

"Bullshit colleague! Damn, it must have been just a few crumbs! The mad dogs! In the sound of banging the table, Nie Liang continued to complain: "No way! Xiaoyu, Lao Tzu has long known that if a person is too good, he will definitely be jealous of the villain. You see, in the past two weeks, the company has received a total of more than 40 report letters, of which more than 30 are complaints about Lao Tzu cheating insurance and making black bills! ”

"Three-quarters, it does seem like a little too much......"

Wu Xiaoyu's eyes revealed a look called pity, and he said: "However, you don't have to worry too much, anyway, like false accusations, malicious slander, and nonsense, this kind of roundabout thing will not last long." Since you have a good relationship with the leader, then bear with it. Live honestly for a while, and when the limelight passes, he will definitely give you justice. ”

“…… Fair ......" Nie Liang muttered, suddenly smiled bitterly, and then stared at Wu Xiaoyu with a rather helpless look, and said, "Xiaoyu, you also studied finance." Don't you really know the bullshit of insurance? Besides, we've been friends for so many years, don't you know me? People like Lao Tzu, making black bills, cheating insurance, and making a mess of things......"

Speaking of this, Nie Liang suddenly raised his voice and shouted, "...... How could it not be related to me! How can I be missing to make money! Especially this kind of thing that makes money quickly and the risk is very small, of course Lao Tzu can't let it go...... Let's be honest with you, over the years, almost all the money that Lao Tzu has earned, and the money that those miscellaneous people have earned themselves, has been fished out of these wild roads! ”

"And then you're out of luck? ......" Wu Xiaoyu lowered his eyes, as if he was feeling sorry for Nie Liang, and as if it was because of other reasons, his voice had a slightly strange tone.

"Yes, and then Lao Tzu was unlucky! Xiaoyu, haven't you seen those report letters? I'm scared to death, the letters inside are so thorough and detailed, almost clearer than Lao Tzu himself remembers......"

As he spoke, Nie Liang lowered his head, as if there was an answer hidden there that puzzled him, and continued: "...... Who the hell is this? Exercise! Lao Tzu suddenly found several good sons from the holes in the ground, and they all knew their fathers too well! ”

"Okay, okay......" Wu Xiaoyu seemed to be a little unbearable, waved his hand again and again, and said, "Don't worry about who did it...... After receiving those report letters, in addition to confiscating the car and demoting your position, does the company deal with you in any other way? ”

", isn't that enough?" Nie Liang glanced at Wu Xiaoyu obliquely and said, "Confiscate the car and lower your position...... Damn, that's easy to say. Lao Tzu estimates that he can only receive a few hundred yuan this month, which is not enough to buy cigarettes......"

"What does the leader say? Is it serious? Is there any room for recovery? ”

"The leader didn't say anything......

Without waiting for Wu Xiaoyu to congratulate, Nie Liang said again: "...... Aside from "getting out of Lao Tzu's office", he hasn't spoken to me for more than ten days. ”

"Uh...... That's ......."

Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly showed a little thoughtful expression, pretending to be thinking, and after a long while, he said again: "Then what are your plans now?" ”

"I don't know. Brother Xiaoyu, I am now avoided by people, and the dog is disgusted by the dog, I really don't know what else I can do in the future except to receive some change every month. ”

Wu Xiaoyu stopped talking.

There was silence.

After a while, Nie Liang finished the beer in his hand and said, "Okay, okay, let's not talk about that." By the way, you haven't said why you called Lao Tzu over. Hurry up and hurry up...... It's better to pay it back. ”

"It's such an esoteric topic to repay the money, let's talk about it later......" Wu Xiaoyu pretended not to see the expression on Nie Liang's face, and said, "...... However, calling you over is really a money-related thing. Do you remember the last time you guaranteed me a loan of 100,000 yuan? ”

"Of course I do! What, you're going to thank Lao Tzu? Come on...... Lao Tzu is very easy to deal with, just throw tens of thousands of yuan. ”

Wu Xiaoyu didn't listen to Nie Liang's nonsense, and said to himself: "The 100,000 yuan has been paid off." ”

Nie Liangzheng's throat suddenly jammed when he swallowed the beer, he quickly cleared his throat and asked urgently, "Pay it off?" So fast! ”

"That's right! The last one to be done this morning. Don't worry! In the future, the bank will never ask you for a loan...... How? After carefully looking at Nie Liang's expression, Wu Xiaoyu said again: "...... You don't believe it? ……”

Immediately, as if he had been greatly wronged, Nie Liang blurted out in a categorical tone: "Believe! Who says not to believe? What do we have to do with each other! I'm sure I can trust you! ”

Then, he pulled open the third can of beer and filled it with a few sips. After a short while, Nie Liang suddenly said in a slightly subdued tone: "Xiaoyu...... That one...... That one...... That repayment document...... The bank should have given it, right? …… Or? I'll check it for you? ”

“****……”

Wu Xiaoyu, whose eyes were a little sour at first, stood up suddenly, walked to the counter, and found a few documents that had been in it since the morning.

Beside him, Nie Liang, who was standing up, had a lewd look on his face that was extremely incommensurate with his handsome face, he rubbed his hands together, and his mouth was snorting in a tone that he felt was fake.

"Well, it seems to be quite formal......" Taking the document handed out by Wu Xiaoyu, Nie Liang held it up in front of his eyes and began to nod again and again. After looking at it, he continued with a thoughtful attitude: "Well, it's very good, it is indeed a bank repayment document with complete procedures." Xiaoyu, it seems that you little fart shop has no worries anymore, Lao Tzu is very pleased. ”

I'm not relieved at all, what I want most of the is to smile at Jiuquan.

Wu Xiaoyu pursed her lips and thought so.

At this moment, in Wu Xiaoyu's ears, he suddenly heard an emotionless voice: "Parasite, the last twenty minutes." ”

The last twenty minutes......

Wu Xiaoyu's body suddenly trembled slightly, and his mouth stopped talking.

After a long time, he sighed in his heart, and said in a slightly dry voice: "Yes, yes, thank you so much." However, I didn't call you here for this purpose. ”

Wu Xiaoyu handed over the second thick document in his hand and said, "There is still something here, you can also take a look at it." ”

"Well, bring it...... So what? …… Okay, let Lao Tzu take a look at Xiaoyu's recent collection of cartoon yellow ...... Burst! ”

As soon as he took the document and glanced at the title, an orange-yellow water arrow spurted out from Nie Liang's nose and mouth.

The guy choked on beer didn't have time to wipe his mouth, his eyes widened, and he immediately shouted, "Ahem...... Cough...... 5 million! Rain force! Hell you've got! You're fucking crazy! Even if you chop Lao Tzu into meat slices and sell them, you can't guarantee so much money......"

"Stupid, I don't need you to vouch for it, you have no use value in this regard......"

Wu Xiaoyu had already taken two steps away and walked quickly to the kitchen, while he was walking, while Nie Liang was not paying attention, he secretly raised his hand, quickly wiped off the few sticky liquids that had been sprayed on his face just now, and said, "Wait for me for a while, Lao Tzu will go get something to eat, you can take a closer look slowly......

In the kitchen, a series of "beeps" soon sounded.

A few minutes later, Wu Xiaoyu walked out of the kitchen with an iron plate in his hand and a smell of food.

At first glance, he saw that Nie Liang was still maintaining the posture he had just squirted on, his eyes bulging, staring at the document he was clutching with both hands in disbelief.

Wu Xiaoyu put down the iron plate, gently patted Nie Liang's shoulder, and said, "Comrade Xiaomao, how are you looking?" Lao Tzu wrote, okay? ”

"You can write a fart!" Nie Liang didn't raise his head, he continued to stare at the document, his only movement was to wave his hand in a posture of chasing flies, and said in his mouth: "I don't know what kind of and urine you have." Which book copied this? …… No, I guess we didn't have to copy it, otherwise we wouldn't have learned it...... Which forum did you learn it from? …… No, it is estimated that it is impossible, and the domestic forum does not have this level...... Who did it for you? Bah, you idiot, where did you get such a face......"

"Alright, okay, don't guess." Wu Xiaoyu forcibly pulled Nie Liang's head up and said, "It's really someone else who did it for me." Let's talk about it, you've seen so much, is the project plan here, as well as the bank loan steps, work? ”

"Nonsense! Does this still need to be asked? Did you really learn about finance in vain? ”

Like an idiot standing in front of him, Nie Liang scolded in a tone of hatred for iron and steel: "It's written so clearly, you still ask Lao Tzu?" Didn't you see it yourself? Damn, almost every step has a detailed list of steps, and you just have to do it, as long as you don't forget the financial operations in college, and learn a little bit of financial skills, and then you won't have a big problem, right? ”

"Is that possible?"

"How feasible...... Nie Liang shook his head again and again, smacked his tongue, and said, "...... It was just perfect. ”

"You must be full of ****, you can find someone to help you make such a powerful loan application method, oh, and a project plan is attached...... Exercise! According to Lao Tzu's rich work experience and Lao La's life experience, this document alone is not only the bullshit 5 million you borrowed! That's right......"

Nie Liang stretched out a hand and said, "This genius's phone number, name, age, physical appearance, body measurements, height and weight, blood type and skin color...... Hand it all over! ”

"What?"

"What? Of course, Lao Tzu hurriedly climbed in front of him, and then went to polish his shoes, empty the toilet, and warm the bed! As long as the old man is in a slightly better mood one day, and then teaches Lao Tzu a trick and a half casually, Lao Tzu will be developed. I don't have to look at the faces of the fools in the insurance company anymore! ”

"Do you really think so?"

Poor Nie Liang, he was fully immersed in the documents in his hands, immersed in his own fantasies. So, he couldn't hear such an obvious hint from Wu Xiaoyu's voice.

And so palpable pathos.

"Yes, of course I think so! ……”

Nie Liang rubbed his hands, and immediately, the thick document was rolled up by him and turned into a large bag of paper.

Next, Nie Liang looked at the short-sleeved trousers on his body, gestured, and then unbuckled his belt without hesitation, pulled open his pants, and stuffed the document bag between his left and right legs.

After freeing his two hands, Nie Liang immediately grabbed Wu Xiaoyu's collar like lightning and said, "Hurry up!" Comrade Xiaoyu, hurry up and hand over the contact information of the genius! ”

"Contact...... Where else do I need to communicate with him......"

In a voice that was almost like a sigh, Wu Xiaoyu smiled bitterly and said, "Xiaomao, it's not me who coaxes you. However, I don't know anything about what contact information, phone number, name, age, physical appearance, measurements, height, weight, blood type, skin color, etc., are exactly the same, the same. ”

Then, Wu Xiaoyu turned his face away, hid the deep sadness and helplessness on his face, and continued: "...... However, Xiao Mao, if you really want to learn a few tricks from him, you don't need to do any shoe-shine and carry the toilet at all......

"What? Do you have a way? ”

"Yes, I have a way to ......"

Wu Xiaoyu said this, and then, gently, but resolutely, he pushed Nie Liang's hands away, walked to the side of the freezer, and felt the last bottle of beer inside.

After standing there and fluctuating slightly, Wu Xiaoyu's index finger and thumb moved slightly, removing the pull ring on the top of the beer can, and then, Wu Xiaoyu lifted the can, poured all the liquid in it in one go, and repeated for the third time: "Xiaomao, do you really want to learn so much?" ……”

Without waiting for Nie Liang to answer, Wu Xiaoyu hurriedly continued at a fast speed, as if he would regret it after hesitating for half a second: "Xiaomao, if you really want to learn, it's very simple. All you need to do is quit your job at the insurance company and help me with that proposal on your dick. ”

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