4: Pretty widow
Sister Mei is a little older than me, and she doesn't work on weekdays, so she takes care of her children at home, and her hobbies are matchmakers. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
It is not clear how many marriages she has matched, and it is said that the matchmaking function brings income, which is why she is not tired of it.
So within a radius of ten miles, Sister Mei has a resounding title: Gold Medal Matchmaker!
Sister Mei didn't worry much about my marriage, and she had introduced me four or five times before, but she only said that she succeeded once in front of others, but in front of me, she lost the battle, which made her a little doubtful about her ability to speak as a matchmaker.
"Hey, my title of gold medal matchmaker has once again smashed into your hands!" Sister Mei looked at me a little helplessly.
I laughed dumbly, and I didn't dare to answer Sister Mei's words again, for fear that Sister Mei would choke me with the stubble that I was a fortune teller, and let me calculate for myself when it would be done.
The fortune teller generally does not calculate for himself, firstly, he calculates himself with personal feelings, and most of the results are biased, and secondly, he calculates for himself is also leaking his own heavenly opportunity, which is more serious than the leakage of others, so the fortune teller rarely calculates for himself, unless there is some life and death moment that is forced to do it.
Sister Mei saw that I didn't speak, so she shook her head and sighed and said, "You didn't succeed in the four, you really have a problem with your sexual orientation, next time I'll introduce you to a man!" ā
"Poof!" I almost fell off the chair, and I was scorched by Sister Mei's words! At the same time, I couldn't help laughing, I didn't expect Sister Mei to make such a joke with me, so I continued to say: Then you might as well introduce me to a sow, at least it is still a female! ā
Seriously, I've been single for a long time, and when I see an ugly old sow, I will think that she has clear eyebrows and is particularly pleasing to the eye!
"Haha...... Ha ha...... Xiaoshan, why are you so funny......" Sister Mei smiled and leaned back, and the more she laughed, the more she couldn't help it, and she squatted on the ground holding her stomach.
I was afraid that she would laugh and get angry, so I hurriedly helped her up.
Sister Mei said: "Forget it, this time it won't work, wait for next time, there will be a suitable sister to help you introduce, but let's talk about jokes, don't really look for a man or an old sow!" ā
"How is that possible!" I've got black lines all over my head!
After laughing with Sister Mei for a while, it was getting late, and after delivering food and decoction to the four girls, I went back to the small shop and continued to wait for the business to come to the door.
Looking at the table below, at 7 o'clock in the evening, there were no guests, I was bored drinking tea, and unconsciously sleepiness surged, and suddenly the surroundings were darkened, and there was a power outage.
There were frequent power outages in the small county, but I didn't care, squinted and started to nap. This one closed his eyes and fell asleep.
"Wake up...... Wake up, wake up...... someone is knocking on my desk gently, I opened my eyes in a daze, I don't know when the electricity came, I looked up and saw a beautiful woman standing in front of the desk.
"Huh?" I stood up and stretched, swept away the tiredness, and asked, "Do you want to tell fortunes or read feng shui, or change your name?" ā
The pretty woman shook her head and said, "I don't count hexagrams, I'm just coming in to talk to you." ā
Talk? What is there to talk about?
Although you are pretty, but your age, appearance, and dress can be seen as a married woman, do I, a young single man with strong blood, have anything to talk about with you?
Seeing that my face was full of doubts and did not answer, the pretty woman smiled slightly and said: "I also know the I Ching gossip, we can discuss and exchange, I hope Mr. can give advice!" ā
It turned out to be a peer! I never thought that there would be such a beautiful peer, I have been a fortune teller for many years, and I have also come into contact with many peers of the opposite sex, and it is definitely the first time I have seen such a beautiful peer.
Generally, fortune tellers are guilty of five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so most of their lives are incomplete, especially women, who do this are originally less than the number of men, coupled with the factors of five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and women are born with heavy yin qi, most of them are incomplete or ugly, so this line of beautiful women is really rare.
"Oh...... I see, please take a seat! I hurriedly gave in and asked, "What is this lady's name?" Which kind of arithmetic and prediction techniques did you learn? ā
"My surname is Li, I learn a lot of things, I basically know a little bit of everything, but I don't know anything, I don't make a living from this, so I admire people who rely on this as a profession to survive." The pretty woman said.
I nodded and said, "I thought that your face must not have been calculated for a living, so the hobby makes sense." ā
The pretty woman said: "I look at your face, you are not married, you seem to be a lonely person!" ā
"Ahh I cried out in surprise, she didn't know my birthday, and she could tell from my face alone that I was destined to be a lonely person.
I couldn't help but say, "Master, then may I ask when I will be able to get rid of Guchen from the perspective of my face?" ā
The pretty woman smiled and didn't answer me directly, but asked, "Tell me about your birthday." ā
I couldn't wait to report my birthday, and the pretty woman had words in her mouth, and after about five minutes, she said lightly: "Your life is a bit special, I can't tell you ...... for the time being."
"What? What special is there? Why can't you tell me? I started asking questions like a cannon.
This pretty woman seems to be playing tricks, I wonder why she told me this?
Before, she wanted to calculate it for me, not that I took the initiative to ask for a hexagram, and I didn't say it anymore after saying half of it, but now I don't talk about it, but it's really anxious.
The pretty woman said: "You don't have to worry, I can only tell you that you are definitely not a bachelor in this life, but the road of love is rugged and bumpy, and I don't tell you because you still have a lot of love calamities to experience, and what you say will affect your real marriage!" ā
"Really?" I'm skeptical.
"Don't doubt it, I don't think we know each other, and we have no grudges, I don't want you to lie to you by telling you these hexagrams that don't ask you for a dime." Pretty woman.
I thought about it and thought it was right, so I said, "Then this Sister Li...... Please allow me to call you that abruptly, it seems that you are older than me, and why you are suddenly saying this to me for no reason? ā
Although she didn't lie to me, I always felt that it was unbelievable that a fortune teller suddenly appeared in front of me.
The pretty woman smiled and said: "I think you and I are destined, so I can't help but walk in, now that I see your life, I am more sure that the person I want to find is you, I am now short of an apprentice, would you like to learn a little skill from me?" ā
After a long time, this pretty woman actually wanted to take in apprentices, but she was an amateur, and I was a professional. Does she usually have time to teach me?
I admit that the hand she just showed was above mine, and I don't have the ability to determine a person's life just by his face.
But just making me confused about apprenticeship, I don't think it's child's play.
The pretty woman picked up the pen on my desk, wrote her phone number on the paper, and said, "Give you enough time to think about it, call me when you want, my family lives in the southeastern suburbs, a little far from the county seat, it is dark, and I take my leave." ā
Without waiting for me to say anything more, she turned and walked away, leaving a scent of incense in her wake.
The pretty face and the intoxicating smell of perfume made me immersed, thinking back to the level of her hexagram just now, I couldn't help but feel a little moved, but I didn't know her origin at all, and I hesitated.
Lying on the bed, tossing and turning and unable to sleep, my mind was full of the shadow of the pretty woman, I don't know what's wrong, I can't sleep thinking about a married woman.
Could it be that I fell in love with her at first sight?
I'm not going to be so hungry and thirsty......
Think about the joke I made with Sister Mei during the day, and I feel that the old sow is clear-eyed...... Then you may be emotionally attracted to a pretty woman...... Hey, for a while, my mind was chaotic,
It's really annoying to be single.
Lying in bed at 9 o'clock, tossing and turning almost 11 o'clock, I still had the pretty woman in my mind, and finally I made up my mind to call and ask first, and it was not too late to be amorous when I had asked clearly.
dialed the phone, and as soon as it rang, it was connected, and the pretty woman's soft voice said, "Is it Oda?" How did you figure it out? ā
"Not yet, I just want to ask you about your real purpose of taking me as an apprentice, and your origin, I don't know anything about you, who are some people in your family, what do you do, I haven't figured it out, how dare I agree to you casually."
The pretty woman said, "Aren't you also counted?" You do the math first, and I'll tell you if it's right. ā
The pretty woman didn't tell me her birthday, so I could only start the Qimen Dunjia hexagram according to her face and the time at this time.
After calculating it in the palm of his hand, he said: "The preliminary judgment is that your age is between 37 and 39 years old, your family background is not good, you suffered a lot when you were a child, your parents were not alive when you were about 20 years old, and your own ability is good, you have accumulated a lot of wealth for many years with your own efforts, and my current wealth value should be between 500,000 and 800,000 yuan." Looking at your husband's palace and the time hexagram combined with me, you are currently in a state of divorce, do you think I am right? ā
"Well, it's basically right, only one thing, I'm widowed, not divorced!" The pretty woman did not hide it at all when she said this.
"Ahh I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! Please forgive me for not having a limited level to figure this out. "I was amazed that the pretty woman was still a widow!
It's new for a widow to take me as an apprentice...... Could it be that the pretty widow is not taking in apprentices, but looking for a husband......
I think it's crooked, she is about ten years older than me, and her speech and demeanor are not frivolous, and her demeanor is dignified and generous, so it is impossible to casually move this kind of old cow to eat tender grass......
Even if you really have this kind of thought, then you have to wait until we get to know each other and know each other, and after a long period of time, if we really fall in love, it is understandable.