Chapter 42: A Strange Candy Town
"Ahh!!!!!!!h
Dabao fell from the sky violently, obviously not expecting that he would fall into the hole after following the navigation. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoBut there is another world below this cave, and as soon as the darkness passes, the light instantly appears in front of Dabao's eyes. At a height of several hundred meters, Dabao looked at the ground of different colors below, as if there was a small town not far away, although he was a little surprised, but Dabao was indeed in a groove now.
"I'm going to die! I'm going to die! ”
There was no lake or sea below the big treasure that fell sharply in the sky, and it fell down like this, and it was properly smashed into a meat pie. Hey, if only I hadn't returned the offset button to Nana yesterday, that thing would have automatically offset the impact it had suffered, and maybe it would have saved me.
Looking at the ground that was getting closer and closer to him, Dabao had no choice but to accept his fate, and with a silent thought in his mind, he was ready to send a message to everyone on his friend list at the last moment of his life, and the lines were all thought of.
"Nana, I'm sorry, it's rare to see you again." This one is for Nana.
"Yezi, tell Su Su for me that I love her." This one is for the leaves.
"Lao Niu, brother, I'll go to visit Brother Qiang first, remember to burn paper for Brother Qingming Ming." This one is for the old cow.
However, the sky is not beautiful, 3 messages are typed into the chat box, and when you click send, you only listen to the sound of "ding", and the system prompts: "The player is currently in a special space and cannot send a message." ”
Ah poof, Dabao spit out a mouthful of old blood, is this the rhythm that doesn't even let his brother stay with his last words? Well, the big guy's last words can only be read silently in his heart, there are still dozens of meters from the ground, and Brother Rong will turn on the marquee again. Gentle, kind, lovely, people see people, love cars, see cars, brother a new generation of goddess Susu. Beautiful, moving, sexy and generous ex-girlfriend, brother Nana, the goddess of the previous generation. There is also the younger sister of the elder brother's husband, who has a hair. Wait, it seems that some strange guy ran into my brother's marquee, Yezi, why are you coming in? Forget it, my brother is about to kneel, don't be.
With tears in his eyes, Dabao waved his hand and said goodbye to everyone in the marquee.
"Peng!"
Just when Dabao had closed his eyes and waited for death, he only felt that the speed of the fall slowed down instantly, and he slowly stopped in the air. Dabao opened his eyes a little uncertainly, looked left and right, and found that he was floating half a meter above the ground.
"Huh? Is it all right? Dabao, who was so frightened, carefully stretched his legs down, trying to get close to the pink meadow.
"Smack!"
When Dabao's toes touched the grass, Dabao breathed a sigh of relief, stood on his heels steadily, and landed steadily, as steady as brushing his teeth and washing his face. Looking up at the blue sky, the sewer mouth that fell down was so small that I couldn't even see a shadow, "This thief is so high, ahhhhh But then again, where is it down here? Paradise too? It doesn't seem to be the same as Paradise. ”
Dabao looked around, the grass and trees were all strange, the size of the spherical canopy was everywhere, pink, blue, yellow, orange, cyan, and red leaves were falling in the breeze, and the branches were also swaying and making a rustling sound. Dabao saw again that there was a candy-shaped town not far away, which was almost the same as the shape of the fairy tale "Candy House", and the story was like this: "A long time ago, the carbon wood forest in the candy house had countless thousand-year-old stone roads covered with moss, and the angel shed four tears and fell to the carbon ......." Ahh There didn't seem to be anyone outside, so Dabao decided to go to the town to have a look.
When I entered the town, there were more people, but not all of them were humans, there were also puppets, orcs, and half-orcs. Well, if you are an orc, you are the kind of beast-eared girl you met in "The Story of the Three Little Pigs" before, of course, it is a female. Dabao also mingled in the crowd, watching all this curiously. If it weren't for the fact that the friend system couldn't be used, Dabao really wanted to send them a few things he encountered now. But there's no way out, I can only turn on the video recording, walk all the way, masturbate all the way... Sorry, I made a typo, all evil input methods. Walk all the way, record all the way, and then show them these videos when you find a way to get out.
Around the corner, Dabao came to a bustling street, which should be a small market or something, full of vendors with stalls and shouting. The goods on the shelves are also dazzling, ordinary apples, pears, grapes, watermelons and other fruits, ordinary meat hanging on hooks, ordinary bread in display cases. Of course, there are also not very ordinary things, such as tomatoes that shout in the fruit pile with their mouths open: "Don't miss it when you pass by, come and eat us, taste it, it must be more delicious than other tomatoes". For example, on the ground, the fox-eared lady with a big tail chased the bread running around with a rolling pin, and the series of urinating when she opened her mouth, screaming sharply: "I'm going to die!" I don't want you to sell bread! You have a fox smell! ”
Ahh At this time, there were three men's voices from behind Dabao, which seemed to be a little familiar, Dabao looked back, lying in the groove, and quickly found a container that was not tall or short, quietly hid under the container, and prayed: "Don't be found!" ”
I saw that in the crowd, three half-orcs were walking on the road holding hands. One is a pig-headed man with a strong physique and fierce appearance, the other is a pig-headed man with a petite body and a slight weakness, and the other is a pig-headed man with a pink and tender pink.
Dabao was frightened by the three pig-headed people: ",, aren't these three pigs the three little pigs in "The Story of Three Little Pigs"?" Isn't it dead? How did it end up here? "Now I'm alone, I don't dare to move without a team. Think about falling down the sewer mouth, according to the style of this city, although it is not quite the same as in "The Story of the Three Little Pigs", but did it fall back to the Nolan continent in "The Story of the Three Little Pigs"? This is terrible, wolf-eared lady Heluo, come and save us.
"Ah, to die, to die, to be eaten by wild boars! Who's going to save me! The pig held an apple that could be screamed in his hand, and he didn't look at it, so he gnawed it down in one bite, and said to the second and third pigs next to him: "I have to go to work again after 12 o'clock, it's so annoying." ”
Zhu Er was led by Zhu Da and Zhu San, hanging in the air, the two little short legs were still moving out of thin air, completely unaware that he had not fallen to the ground at all, and said seriously: "Hehe, I heard the grapevine, tonight's "The Story of the Three Little Pigs" will only open 5 rounds, so it may not be the turn of a few of us." ”
Zhu San looked at Zhu Er and Zhu Da affectionately, and said shyly: "Since we may not be able to get the three of us, then after 1 o'clock, we will go home...... Go home...... What's that......"
Ahh Dabao exclaimed that he had discovered a new world, and quickly confirmed whether his video recording was turned on normally. After confirming that it was working, Dabao breathed a sigh of relief and continued to eavesdrop.
Zhu Da stuffed the apple into his mouth at this time, chewed it, and said with a dissatisfied face: "No, my appeal to the above, every time I let me play the role of Zhu Da, I don't do it, I want to play Zhu San, hug left and right, and pinch off the oil of those beast ear girls......"
As he spoke, the three of them gradually disappeared into the crowd, Dabao was shocked, can this role still be played? At this time, a bear puppet who looked like a teddy bear in the container stall tilted his head to look at Dabao hiding next to his container, and asked: "I said, brother, what are you doing squatting here with me, and you don't buy anything, which script are you?" Meet me, I'm from "Alien Divergent". ”
"Huh?" Dabao was startled by the sudden greeting, and hurriedly fled from the teddy bear stall and ran out into the street.
The streets are bustling with strange guys, including Mario and Mushroom-kun from the previous welfare games. Mario walked down the street with Mushroom-kun in his arms and said, "Alas, yesterday was really miserable, for a world after Mario fell, we all died many times. ”
Mushroom said speechlessly: "You're okay, our mushrooms are miserable, the above setting, we are the kind of people who can be solved easily." Jump and step on me, and I'll die, even if it's a junior. ”
As soon as the mushroom finished speaking, Mario suddenly accidentally fell on the ground, and the mushroom fell directly out of Mario's arms, and in the face of the terrifying crowd, no one noticed this mushroom, a one-legged monster, stepped on it with one foot. The one-legged monster scratched the back of his head and said strangely, "Ahhh ”
Mario saw that the mushroom was trampled into a mushroom cake, and shouted in pain: "No~ Mushroom-kun, we said that we would play the next game together!?" Don't, come and save the mushroom! ”
"Wow!"
There was a wave of space in front of Mario, and two young men, a man and a woman, walked out with magic wands, the woman's short blue hair, and gently held the flattened mushroom. Then an information box flashed in front of him, and a jade hand lightly clicked on the information box, only to see that the mushroom that had been stepped on immediately changed back to its original state. The short-haired blue girl gently put down the mushroom, looked at the one-legged monster, and warned: "Walk and watch your feet, and if you do it again next time, be careful to throw you into Mario's world, and see how Mario and Luis deal with you." ”
"Know...... Got it, the little one must be careful next time he walks. The one-legged monster said weakly.
The blue-haired girl complained, "Really, don't let us GMs take a good rest." Let's go, go back. With that, he pulled the boy into the space again and disappeared.
After the two disappeared, the onlookers on the street discussed: "See, those two are GMs." ”
"Uh-huh, I see, that blue-haired beauty I know, who used to play the final boss in the red game, but no player has ever been to the red game. A few days ago, there was a group of people who didn't want to die, and after they went in, they played GG directly. Alas, the red game is really deserted, and this boss thinks that there are no players in her script, so she comes out to be a GM. ”
"Oh, that's it."