Text 6 Bears don't steal honey cows don't plow
I looked up, and although the two guys who came were both humanoid at this time, anyone could tell that these two were goblins!
Do you think you can grow more than two meters tall alone?
Walking in front was a big black man, although this black strong man walked lightly, he could see that his sturdy body was full of strength.
Xiong Shanjun: Is this the black bear spirit? The one who stole the robe? Sun Wukong, I didn't confiscate it, so I came to steal the robe?
The black strong man was followed by a fat man who walked slowly and wore a green shirt, he wore a very strange hat on his head, which looked like a bull's horn, and said that the monster related to the cow, the first thing I thought of was the Bull Demon King, and then it was the mount of Taishang Laojun, and I don't know which one of them was this fat man.
Two, I am Tang Seng, and there will be an apprentice in the future who is Sun Wukong, you should all know him, Monkey King! You are also my nephew in terms of seniority, save me!
The two monsters staggered in, and the tiger king hurriedly got up to meet them.
The black strong man Xiong Shanjun opened his mouth and said, "General Yin, you've been doing well lately!"
The fat man said with a smile: "General Yin looks more majestic than before!"
General Yin, Yin is a tiger.
General Yin said: "Thanks to the blessings of the two of you!
Xiong Shanjun replied, "I've been a vegetarian recently. ”
The special sergeant smiled and said, "I am in accordance with the season, what do I eat." ”
"How can you two have time to come to my barren mountains and mountains today? ”
Xiong Shanjun said with a smile: "I have nothing to do, I can play in the mountains and rivers, walk around casually, pass by you, and come to see my old friends." ”
"The two of you are so chic! Since you are here, I will invite you two to open the meat today!"
The three youkai looked at each other and smiled.
At this moment, the attendant who had broken his leg slowly woke up, although he was not fully awake, but the injury on his leg made him groan in pain.
The black strong man Xiong Shanjun looked at the wailing attendant: "Where did these three people come from?"
"I sent it to the door myself! I didn't look at the road, and I fell straight into my hole!"
I look at your sister's path! When I was walking, there was nothing in front of me, and I suddenly fell in!
The special sergeant smiled and said, "Can you let these three come and receive us?"
General Yin smiled and said, "Of course! Of course! Serve it all! Eat it all!"
Xiong Shanjun smiled and said, "You can't eat them all, just pick two chewy ones to eat." ”
General Yin said: "Yes, come here, bring two chewy heads!"
I'm going to die! No! That's not how the script is written!
Didn't I go out and take the Super Invincible Monkey King and go to the west smoothly! Hey, don't bully me and hack me directly without reading the original book!
The little demons came to me, picked me up, looked at me with orange eyes, threw me on the ground again with obvious disgust, turned around and carried the two attendants away one by one.
It seems that this little demon thinks that my meat is not strong enough, and he thinks it is not good to eat, although I am very sorry for these two attendants who accompanied me all the way, but at this time I am really relieved.
Before the attendant could cry a few times, he was chopped up by the little demon on the stone platform, and I saw it really, these monsters really chopped people up like chickens! The blood of the attendant flowed to the ground, and slowly soaked into the black soil, I knew what the black thing around the platform was.
The internal organs of the two attendants were taken out by the little demon, the heart and liver were packed on a large plate, and the little demon also specially ripped off the heads of the two waiters to decorate it, which is really no different from serving food in a restaurant.
This plate of "big dishes" was served to the table of Xiong Shanjun and the special sergeant, the four thighs of the attendants were brought to the tiger spirit, and the rest was distributed to the little demons.
The torn corpses were still steaming slightly, and the little demon didn't care whether there was feces in the intestines or not, so he stuffed it directly into his mouth.
Xiong Shanjun tore off the scalp on the squire's head, gnawed the skull in a few clicks, and began to suck and eat the human brain, chewing the bloody heart slowly and methodically, with an expression of enjoyment.
Although I was frightened, I couldn't take my eyes off it somehow, and my ears were filled with the sound of monsters chewing meat and bones, and the smell of blood penetrated into my nostrils, and I was so sick that I finally couldn't help but vomit.
Originally, there was nothing in my stomach, and all I spit out was yellow water, but then I really couldn't vomit anything, so I fell to the ground and retched, my eyes were full of gold stars, and I couldn't move weakly on the ground.
Maybe I'm not really Tang Seng yet, maybe the Tang Seng in the next life is the protagonist of learning scriptures, I guess I'm going to die here, I hope that when I eat me, the little demon can chop it more happily, don't let me suffer.
That is, the time of a meal, and the monsters ate the two big living people alive, which is really the time of a meal.
My snot and tears are streaming down the floor, and it's up to me to be next.
The yokai chatted leisurely and laughed from time to time, and although I couldn't hear what they were talking about, the three yokai reminded me of the scene when I used to chat and brag with my roommates in the dormitory after eating in the cafeteria.
Yes, in my opinion, this is a terrible yokai eating humans raw, but for youkai, isn't this just daily life, the difference is that this time we humans have become the food that yokai use to entertain guests, and it is hot and cold, ready to eat.
The three big monsters were chatting with themselves, some of the little demons lay down on the spot and fell asleep, some got out of the hole, and some were adding firewood to the fire, and they were all busy with their own things, and no one paid attention to me at all.
Although there were no monsters deliberately guarding me, as long as I stood up and walked to the entrance of the cave, I didn't have the courage and strength to escape, and the monsters chatted all night, and the light outside could already be faintly seen at the entrance of the cave.
I stared at the entrance of the cave with a blank gaze, although I survived this night, but how many hours do I have left, I was lucky to escape last night, and I was not served as dinner by the monsters, but could it be me today's breakfast?
I looked at the yokai closest to me, it was curled up on the ground and sleeping, all the youkai in the TV series were wearing armor, but the youkai I saw were just huge beasts that could walk upright.
The one in front of me was obviously a big wolf, or a werewolf, and it had no weapons or clothes.
Thinking of the clothes, I couldn't help but look at the three big monsters who were still chatting, this pile of fifty or sixty monsters were all naked, some of them could even be seen by Ding Ding, only when the boss Tiger Jingyin wore a dirty skirt made of animal skin, and the others had no clothes, not even shoes on their feet, and I guess it would not wear underwear under its skirt.
And Xiong Shanjun and the special priest are wearing human-like appearances, with clothes inside and shirts outside, not only shoes on their feet, but even socks, they are also monsters, why are they dressed completely differently, is it General Yin that they are more back to nature and close to nature?
Absolutely not, not only that, recalling their previous conversation, this General Yin seems to be very polite to these two monsters, not only polite, but even respectful, perhaps, Xiong Shanjun and Special Sergeant became a spirit earlier than General Yin, or more powerful than General Yin, so this tiger spirit is a little afraid of them.
I don't think so, how can it be so coincidental that I just got caught on my front foot and arrived on my back foot.
Also, the three big monsters, why did that Xiong Shanjun say that he couldn't eat them all, only pick two to eat, and the three monsters each ate one of them, why did they leave me? Could it be that this monster knew that I was going to learn from the scriptures?
Hey, yes, why don't so many monsters eat my horse but only my squire? This horse has a lot more meat than a human, is it because they know that this squire is useless, and I have other apprentices in the back anyway.
But the horse has to be kept with the little white dragon, so it can't be eaten now! I'll go! How can I figure it out! I've been played with!
Yes, I was assigned by the Buddha to study the scriptures, and it should have been in danger! Yes, yes, it was no accident that I suddenly fell into this hole for no reason, and it is very likely that these two monsters were secretly designated by some god to add experience points to me!
It is very likely that the special priest is the green bull of Taishang Laojun, but I really can't think of which god's subordinate this black bear is, and I don't know if it is the same as the black bear in the Batu Cave.
When I thought of this, I had a little bottom in my heart, yes, who am I? Lao Tzu is a golden cicada! I will become a man who will become a Buddha in the future! How can Lao Tzu fold here! Haha! Let Lao Tzu go!
I don't have the courage to do it in front of the monsters, what if people either pay for a private visit or happen to come over for a light meal?