Jack Ma, Gates, Roman, the three billionaires and the world's best companies have blown the news of the upcoming moon landing in the press. www.biquge.info From the Central Television of the Republic to CNN in the United States to the National Television of South Africa in Africa. More than 200 countries and regions around the world live-streamed the time of the moon landing.

Before going to Mobei, more than 2 billion people around the world watched the press conference of the three people, and the most talked about topic among netizens was the landing of the three billionaires on the moon.

Can the moon landing be successful?

Will the three of them be able to return safely?

This is a question shared by all.

On July 22, the three of them took the Kun to the Mobei Experimental Base.

Since the Mobei Experimental Base involves the confidential experiments of chaotic creatures, only three media from the astronauts' country were invited to broadcast the launch of the lunar spacecraft live within a limited range.

The three media outlets are the Republic's CCTV, the United States' CNN, and Russia's Russian Tasmania. All three media outlets are heavyweights all over the world, so their live broadcasts also made sure to tell the world that the moon launch was real.

The Wanwan media have been paying close attention to this launch, but their focus is different, they are concerned about hoping that this time everyone can expose the fact that the chaotic creatures are cheating, and they are looking forward to watching the Republic make a fool of themselves.

Wanwan critics continue to conduct commentary programs on the topic of the launch of a lunar spacecraft by chaotic creatures.

Moderator: "Professor Jia, as the launch approaches, Chaos Creatures also let the three lunar travelers hold a press conference, we see that this press conference invited dozens of media and reporters from all over the world, what does the professor think about this matter?" ”

The brick family commented, "I think that the more chaotic creatures bluff like this, the more ghosts will be in their hearts. The reason why the press conference was set in Jiangcheng instead of the Mobei launch base was because the chaotic creatures were afraid that people would mistake themselves for cheating.

I think this time it's definitely a collective show, whether it's Jack Ma or Gates or that Russian billionaire Roman, they are borrowing the reputation of chaotic creatures to hype themselves. And the Chaos creatures also need their disguise to hype up their own projects, so as to promote their products and obtain funds. ”

Host: "So, everything the Chaos creatures are doing right now is a hoax?" ”

Professor Jia: "That's true, otherwise why wouldn't the Chaos Creatures announce the launch site to the media, because they wouldn't dare!" ”

At this time, the host saw the message on the Internet, and she said to Professor Jia very embarrassed: "Professor...... That, Chaos Creatures has already released news, and three media outlets around the world have come to the launch site in person and will witness the launch on the spot. ”

"Click?" Professor Jia looked at the host blankly, and then reacted to what the host said, he was very embarrassed, slapped in the face on the spot, slapped his face on the spot.

However, the professor is the professor, how can he show his cultural level if he does not say that black is white.

Professor Jia smiled: "Hehe, invite the media? I don't deny that there are media who go to the launch site, but it should be all media in the republic, does he dare to invite CNN? Does he Chaos Creature dare to invite AFP to invite the BBC? In the words of the republic, these are all routines. ”

Because it was a live broadcast, the atmosphere at the scene was quite embarrassing, and the host had already put his face in his trouser pocket for Professor Jia, and she said cheekily: "According to the latest news ahead, Chaos Creatures has asked three media this time, one is CCTV, the official media of the Republic, one is CNN, and one is the Russian Tass Agency. ”

Professor Jia's head was already confused.

How dare the chaotic creatures do this, they must be fake moon landings, how dare they invite CNN, is it possible that even the CNN of the United States is also following the chaos creatures to cheat?

Professor Jia was stuck, the atmosphere was awkward, and the live broadcast couldn't go on, so he hurriedly said to the director: "Broadcast advertisements, broadcast advertisements." ”

The current affairs commentary program of Wanwan Media was made into a video and uploaded to the Internet by Wanwan's patriotic youth, which became popular across the Taiwan Strait and became a joke for a while.

"This Professor Jia is mentally retarded!"

"The way of travel in the republic is already Kun and the new Tesla electric car, and the people of Wanwan are still proud of driving a Mercedes-Benz BMW, so pitiful."

"I'm sorry, Professor Jia, we can't afford to eat tea eggs, of course we can't launch rockets, we're making movies."

"Kneel and beg not to release Wanwan mentally retarded from the island and lower the IQ of people around the world!"

Of course, Jack Ma and others did not have time to read Professor Jia's 'classic remarks', they were making final preparations for the moon landing.

Under the witness of the employees of Chaos Bio, under the witness of CCTV, CNN, and Russian and Tasmanian media.

Jack Ma, Gates, and Roman boarded the lunar module, Luyue 1.

The moon landing was broadcast live by three media outlets.

A CNN reporter now lamented: "I saw Gates being sent to the first day of the month, and in an hour the first day of the month will start his journey of discovery." I have to say that the Republic is already ahead of us in the scientific and technological circles, and the Space Science and Technology Exploration Company is ours, but we have not grasped it. ”

CCTV began to broadcast live on the moon landing, and CCTV was more proud than CNN's sour tone.

"See! On the first day of the month is the five-star red flag, which is the flag of the republic! The Republic has applied the moon landing to the civilian realm, which is the only time in the world. ”

At four o'clock in the afternoon of July 25, the high-thrust carrier rocket developed by the Aerospace Science and Technology Exploration Company was successfully ignited, and the rocket went straight into the sky, leaving a series of white arcs.

Two hours later, the Jiangcheng headquarters of the Space Science and Technology Exploration Company announced that the rocket had been successfully launched, and Luyue-1 had entered the established orbit.

The people of the republic rejoice!

Although the launch is not in the Republic of China, the Space Technology Exploration Company under Chaos Creatures is also a company of the Republic.

The people of the United States also cheered when they watched the live broadcast of CNN, no matter how the Space Science and Technology Exploration Company said it, they also had their bloodline, not to mention that there was Gates in the sky this time.

The people of Wanwan are very unhappy! Isn't it fake? How did it launch successfully, and it was broadcast live around the world.

Ma Yun looked out the window at the older and smaller earth, and was very worried.

"I regret it! Why did I choose to go to the moon? "The feeling of low gravity made him worse than constipation. The farther away from the earth, the greater the loneliness and fear I felt than I imagined.

Also feeling this way are Gates and Roman, although they have undergone a certain amount of training, but after all, they are not professional astronauts, and the feeling of loss and fear is pervasive throughout the first day of the month.

However, Ma Yun is still very good at adjusting the atmosphere, he looked at Gates and Roman and said, "Let's play air games together." ”

"What game?" Gates is still interested.

Ma Yunxiao smiled, "Three men, what are you talking about?" ”

Gates and Roman roared, "Let me out!" I don't want to go to the moon, my God, ah......"