Chapter 374: An Anecdote Caused by the Girls' Toilet
Wen Yuning really wanted to die, how did things get to this point?
With a gentle push of his hands on the fool's shoulders, Wen Yuning quickly jumped off the fool's body: "What do you want to do?" ”
The fool stretched out his hand to her again, only this time in a slurred voice: "Paper ......"
Wen Yuning raised his eyebrows, and suddenly became suspicious in his heart, he did his best to kick and whip his leg just now, and it was not uncommon for him to be blocked or dodged, but it was not an ordinary person who could be resolved so easily, this fool was definitely a practitioner, and his strength might even be above the master. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Thinking in her heart, she asked, "Are you practicing martial arts?" Taekwondo? Karate? Sanda? Martial arts? ”
However, the fool blocked her question back with just one word: "Paper ......"
Wen Yuning was angry for a while, but the door of the toilet was not a place for conversation, and there were already students in the distance who stopped to watch, and the whispering sound in the toilet almost reached his ears.
She shook her head angrily: "Don't talk about pulling down!" "After that, take a step and go.
The fool's figure flashed in front of her like a ghost, and Wen Yuning didn't even react, almost crashing into the fool's arms. She didn't bump into it, but the fool flashed with his hand outstretched...... It's so good that it just touches the soft part of her left breast......
Wen Yuning's ears were red, and he retreated with an arrow, screaming, "You're going to die!" ”
"Paper ......"
Wen Yuning hesitated for a moment, gritted his teeth hatefully, escaped from his bag, and threw away a pack of tissues: "I'm waiting for you at the rockery!" ”
The pack of tissues was thrown quickly and quickly, and flew straight to the fool's face like a hidden weapon, but the fool just casually stretched out his hand and copied the tissue in his hand. As for what Wen Yuning said to him just now, it was as if he hadn't heard it at all.
Wen Yuning's eyes are about to kill, when has he ever eaten such a suffocation, he is famous for being both male and female in school...... Now he is being tricked by a fool.
The fool didn't pay any attention to the sharp eyes next to him, but looked at the words on the entrances of the two toilets seriously. It seems that it is much more difficult to distinguish the words 'men and women' than it is to deal with Wen Yuning just now.
Wen Yuning is not here to continue to entangle with him, after all, it is not a good place. While trotting away quickly, he thought to himself - is he stupid? Fools can't practice this kung fu, where did they come from to pretend to be pigs and eat tigers!
I was angry with my stomach, and when I came out, I met Gao Yingjun, who was working hard to pick up girls.
Gao Yingjun didn't know that Wen Yuning was attacked by a fool just now, and when he heard that the fool was still there, he was relieved, and hurriedly went back to greet those friends: "Brothers, people have gone to the toilet, hurry up and start working." ”
"Fools still go to the toilet? Didn't you say that you didn't eat, drink, pull or scatter the place all the time? ”
"You don't know, Gu Xiaokan doesn't have any crooked strings in his head, recently he has been feeding stray cats and dogs every day, and in the past, fools didn't eat or drink, of course, they couldn't pull or scatter, but now they don't eat and drink."
"Well, I've heard about it too, so I'm still feeding it to my mouth by hand...... Tsk, laughing classmate, aren't you jealous? ”
Gao Yingjun glanced at him disdainfully: "Jealous? Do you think I'm Li Feiyu's idiot, I eat any flying vinegar?! I'd be so pathetic if I had to eat even a fool's vinegar. Xiaoguan, this is called caring, do you understand! Since she is so loving, as her future true destiny, I can't be too far behind, right...... Hey, the tent is crooked! ”
In the blink of an eye, a yurt rises under the rockery, and there are all basic living facilities such as small solar equipment and pure water reference devices, and even a field toilet.
"You're going to pour this toilet for a fool in the future?"
Gao Yingjun waved his hand: "I have already asked the school cleaner, that is, to send a red envelope to the cleaning aunt." ”
"This is really, the daughter-in-law hasn't arrived yet, so I found a living father for myself first." A thin man next to him laughed.
"Hey, Huo San, the skin is itching again, isn't it...... Hey, Senior Sister Wen Yuning, why haven't you left yet? "Gao Yingjun is a 200% straight man, and when he sees Wen Yuning, a legendary calamity-level big lily, he always feels a little hairy in his heart.
Wen Yuning glared at him: "What's in your way?" ”
The two were arguing, and Gu Xiaoguan came back from outside on a bicycle, with more than a dozen lunch boxes hanging on the handlebars.
Seeing a group of people gathered in the rockery from a distance, Gu Xiaoguan's heart was slightly shocked, this has not been so lively for a few days, isn't it a fool who has something wrong again. Just thinking like this, I saw Gao Xiao and Wen Yuning standing there talking, and there was a yurt erected on the rockery......
You don't have to think about it to know who did it...... Gu Xiaoguan patted his head helplessly, and rode a bicycle to the two of them: "Gao Xiao, did you get this yurt?" Can the school agree? Isn't this looking for trouble for fools. ”
Gao Xiao had already hurried over: "You don't mind your uncle's identity and don't want to get any special treatment, but my old man is a businessman, I don't care about this, I have already said hello to the school security office, what else do you have to worry about when I do things." ”
Gu Xiaoguan sighed, and looked at the yurt and all the equipment: "You are too exaggerated......
Gao Xiao shook his head: "This is still an exaggeration? I've made enough effort to be thrifty, and I can't build a shack. ”
Gu Xiaoguan didn't respond to him, looking at the yurt in a slight daze, in fact, she didn't think it was exaggerated to laugh at this, but if he did this, this place would become a place that was too ostentatious, and she was afraid that she wouldn't be able to come over casually in the future.
She turned to Wen Yuning: "Xiao Yu, why are you here?" Do you have a share of this yurt? ”
Seeing Gu Xiaokan, Wen Yuning's eyebrows and eyes suddenly became much kinder, and there was no tenderness in his voice: "No, I deliberately waited for a fool here." ”
Gu Xiaoguan was surprised: "What is the fool doing, why is he so popular all of a sudden." ”
Gao laughed and coughed a few times: "Xiaoguan, I'm not for him, I'm responding to your call to do good deeds." ”
Gu Xiaoguan didn't look at him: "Go aside, when did I call for this?" She continued to look at Wen Yuning, "Are you looking for a fool?" ”
Wen Yuning turned her head to look and saw the fool coming out of the compound of the girls' dormitory...... As a male, he can come and go freely in the girls' compound under the nose of the dormitory manager, and this fool is probably the first one since the establishment of Tongtu University.
"He's stupid? If he's a fool, I'll eat this yurt!" ”