Chapter 40: Ghost Around the Corner
Chapter 40: Ghost Meets Around the Corner
Something is wrong, is it the little beggar who is yin to us again, I shouted around the corner:
"Who is pretending to be a ghost on the other side of the wall, you big brother Shi and I am here, there is a kind of you come out to see, come to hurt each other! Let's take a picture and explode Weibo! Get out of here! ”
No one answered around the corner, and the three of us were about to give him a surprise attack, my sister opened the King Kong umbrella in front, and my brother-in-law and I held weapons on both sides, and the three of us rushed around the corner at the same time. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
There was a man whose feet were off the ground and floating on the ground!
This person turned his head sideways in the direction of the corner, and his brother-in-law almost kissed him head-on just now!
I have never seen Ah Piao, but when I saw it today, I could really float, I clenched the burning stick, and hurriedly took a step back and said:
"Sister, what the hell is this?"
My sister shone this person with a flashlight, and it turned out to be a thousand-year-old dry corpse, no different from a salted fish, and there was a bronze necklace around his neck, which was quite good, but it was a little tighter, a little longer, and it extended to the end above the city wall.
My sister noticed that I was tense, and the corners of my mouth twitched slightly, and said:
"You're really right, this is a hanged ghost, hurry up, aren't you going to take a picture and explode on Weibo?"
I replied to my sister seriously:
"Sister, my phone is out of battery, even if there is electricity, I won't take pictures, this dry corpse is at least two thousand years older than me, and the way of death is so miserable, as a civilized and law-abiding unemployed young man in society, I have to retain basic moral respect for this old man A Piao. But it's also strange, he was hanged on the side of the outer wall of the underground palace, and he must have been disgusted by the leadership of the ghost king clan. If you want to change me, you have to climb to the sidewalk, and you have to pull a cushion to die. ”
The brother-in-law remained silent, holding his chin in his right hand, and carefully observed the hanged corpse.
Sister Says:
"Lao Wang, do you see the clothes and loose hair of this dry corpse, does it look like the little man painted on the stone tablet?"
The brother-in-law put down his right hand, stopped thinking and said:
"I don't rule out this possibility, I think back to what we've seen before, those two zongzi who can fart in bronze armor, the corpse is similar to this one, and it is not ruled out that this hanged dry corpse is one of the number one people in the era of the ghost king.
As for why this corpse was hanged outside the city walls, I suspect that it may have violated some laws and regulations, and was sentenced to death by the clansmen. Although the bronze chain on the head is of unknown origin, the length must have been artificially calculated, and the feet of the dried corpse were just one centimeter above the ground.
According to folk legends, if the distance between the feet of the hanged person and the ground is exactly three and a half inches, the soul cannot be fully dispersed, cannot go to the sky, cannot enter the ground, and does not come to the office in the year of the ox and horse, and is full of resentment day and night, and finally becomes a hanged ghost, and if he wants to be reincarnated, he can only lure the next living person to hang himself for him.
There is also a proverb, called, feet three and a half inches off the ground, the heavens and the earth judge two do not care, one soul and two souls on the corpse, thousands of years of resentment, meet this ghost do not take hands, untie the front hood behind the head.
Of course, this is all a rumor, and the height of this corpse off the ground may be a coincidence, so let's not take it seriously for the time being. ”
I listened attentively, thinking that this dry corpse was really unlucky, if I grew ten centimeters taller, I might not be able to die, so I hurriedly asked my brother-in-law:
"Brother-in-law, this last sentence sounds weird and scary after untying the hood, does that mean that if we kindly let go of this thousand-year-old comrade, there will be a ghost behind us who will trap us and hang us alive?"
My sister glanced at me and said:
"Little Stone, be honest with me, don't touch this corpse!"
I said aggrievedly:
"Sister, I know, if it doesn't work, let's ignore him, let's withdraw first, I don't have the Gu of the black cow in his stomach, in case he can also fart, we will be in trouble."
Sister Says:
"Okay, let's withdraw, leave him alone. Wang, what are you doing! Don't move! Pay attention to quality! ”
At this time, the brother-in-law approached the dry corpse and used the Taibao shovel to pull the lower clothes of the dry corpse!
I thought to myself, why is my brother-in-law so calm, could it be that like his grandfather, he likes dry rice dumplings and salted fish since he hallucinated?
Hearing his sister speak, the brother-in-law hurriedly stopped and said:
"Hot, those are feudal legends, don't believe it, I want to take this opportunity to see, the so-called villain, is it a man or a woman? Is it dignity or inferiority? You don't have to worry that I won't put him down, I just need to look at certain parts to know if it's true or not. ”
My sister said solemnly:
"This place is very yin, you can't stay for a long time, you can solve it quickly."
The brother-in-law was about to continue to tear his clothes, but he heard a click, and the neck of the dried corpse was broken by the bronze necklace, and the corpse immediately fell to the ground. The bronze necklace made a screeching sound as if it had been violently pulled away by some instrument, and it moved rapidly upwards, completely disappearing from the city wall in just a few seconds. Judging by the sound, it is indeed a good metal, and it is by no means a vine plant. The corpse's head fell to the ground and rolled a few times, but unexpectedly it rolled to my feet, and I glanced at it, and the corpse seemed to have a crimson shriveled and withered fruit in its mouth.
At this time, I suddenly heard a huge bell from the enemy platform overhead, and it 。。。。。。
Deafening, this ancient and deep bell rang throughout the cave, and I felt like the Ghost King's battle rallying order, about to wake up those terrible army of zongzi from the darkness and devour us alive!
My sister hurriedly opened the vajra umbrella and said:
"Lao Wang, don't move around, the mechanism will definitely be triggered! Be careful, everyone! ”
Then I heard the continuous sound of a metal mechanism on the city wall, like the metal friction sound of the chain and the shaft coming into contact when riding a bicycle! Click, this chain must have not been oiled for a long time!
My sister shouted:
"Hurry up and get closer to me! There's a dark crossbow! ”
After that, my sister leaned her back against the city wall, the King Kong umbrella was propped up above her head, and my brother-in-law and I clung to my sister one after the other, and the whole one-person meat sandwich. In an instant, countless wind-blowing sounds overhead, and the dark crossbow seemed to be shot out by thousands of archers at the same time, crackling and falling within a range of dozens of meters around us!
The King Kong umbrella was hit by metal and sparks, and the dark crossbows were densely packed, one after another, even a rabbit couldn't run, and it shot into honeycomb coal. I grabbed my sister's thin waist with one hand, and helped my sister hold the diamond umbrella with the other. Some arrows bounced to the ground, and then we found out that the metal hidden weapon was not a crossbow arrow, but a round copper ball the size of a small steamed bun in Wangzai.
Oh my God, this level of production is almost catching up with modern times, using copper beads as weapons, this is the predecessor of bullets! This ghost king tomb really dare not underestimate, just with the attack speed and attack power of this chain of copper beads, it can completely cripple the enemy troops and siege equipment under the city! It's a shame that there is no gunpowder in it, otherwise you would really eat peanuts. At the moment, I feel that the handle of the umbrella is already a little hot.
I shouted:
"Sister, can this King Kong umbrella withstand it?"
My sister then said loudly:
"The umbrella is fine, can your hands hold it?"
The brother-in-law shouted again:
"Hot, let's find a way to withdraw, my hand is on the top, it's almost hot!"
I shouted:
"How long does it take to shoot this copper ball, don't you need to change the magazine?"
As soon as I finished shouting, the attack on my head stopped, and I immediately collapsed on the ground and said:
"Sister, your King Kong umbrella has made a great contribution! We almost got caught by the thugs! This thing is so much better than body armor! I turned around and asked the uncle for his own use! ”
My sister immediately pulled me to my feet and said:
"Let's retreat quickly, this place is not safe, in case there is another round of copper ball shooting, the King Kong umbrella will not be able to carry it."
The three of us hurried to the center of the south wall, when there was a strange noise in the woods on one side, and countless chirps came from far and near!
Brother-in-law said:
"It's not good, it is estimated that this bell and the attack of the hidden weapon have attracted a large number of rats, we have to hurry into the city!"