Chapter 19 Zheng Dashen's Diary I
After a sharp pull, he pulled out a notebook.
Fang Wuwei looked at the book in Zheng Koumao's hand with black lines on his head, and only felt a pain in the egg.
"Mr. Zheng, what the hell is this......"
"It's not a ghost, this is a diary written by the Sprinkle family, after the end of the first infinite space, the Sprinkle family began to write a diary." Zheng Koumao opened the notebook by himself, glanced at it to make sure he didn't make a mistake, and then threw the notebook towards Fang Wuwei on the wall.
Fang Wuwei watched as the book that was taken out from under Zheng Kou's hair, crossed a perfect parabola, flew towards him, and hurriedly turned around and dodged.
"Mr. Zheng, hide your diary for Mao!" Fang Wuwei retreated to the door of the room for a small break, and said tremblingly as he looked at the diary that fell to the ground.
"Landlord, you care so much, you exchanged a space panties before you sprinkled the house, and everything can be put in the panty! Otherwise, think about it, where are so many things stuffed in the Sprinkle family? Zheng Koumao's unhappy counterpart Wu Wei said, and then as if displaying, he pulled into the crotch of his pants and took out a big thing - the giant nail clippers that he exchanged yesterday. Then he said: "Isn't this similar to Doraemon, it's all about putting the space bag underneath!" ”
Fang Wuwei looked at the book on the ground with black lines on his head, and then looked at Zheng Koumao who was holding a giant nail clipper, and thought. Even if it's called space underwear, it's still underwear! No matter what underwear is, it's going to be the same thing, right?!
"Landlord, you're awkward, hurry up and read the diary."
"Oh."
Fang Wuwei carefully picked up the notebook that had fallen on the ground, and opened it with great caution...... [Divide and Divide].
The following excerpt is excerpted from the diary written by Zheng Dashen, the first person to enter the infinite space. (Selected excerpts)
Resident Evil I
"I'm Zheng Koumao, and I've been to an unacceptable world. There, I forgot what I had done, I forgot what I had hoped for. Just remember, that world was full of blood, stumps, and all kinds of terrifying monsters.
When I come back to reality, I will be here, and I will write down everything that happened to me in this little book.
Every day, as the sun rises, endless depression overwhelms me. At the beginning of the moon, the nightmare was tormenting, and fear spread through my heart, in every corner.
Sadness, sadness, questioning, I can't describe the deepest pain in my heart. I've never felt so hopeless, I've never felt so desperate to die. If one day I am going to leave this world, I don't want to come in the distant future, just now.
But if I don't depart today, I'm going to crush it all and rebel against the fate that has condemned me to hell. Just like Lu Zhishen in the past, he defeated all the things that oppressed him and passed them down for centuries. ”
"Sprinkle the family! Right! I'm no longer me, I'm a sprinkler! The Sprinkle family will be reborn one day. Reborn in this misery. Then kill them all! ”
"Ghost Street I"
"The Ghost Street Trial, a trial that is incomprehensible to the Sprinklers. The Sprinkle family had not seen the horror movie Ghost Street, so they could only hide in the room and wait for seven days with trepidation. As a result, he passed the trial and received 1,000 bonus points. ”
I don't know why the Sprinkle family, who passed the trial, returned home and checked the information only to understand that Freddy in the fierce ghost street could only kill people in his dreams. Although I don't understand why Freddy likes to say like Cao Cao: lonely good (hào) kills people in his dreams, but the Sprinkle family is so nervous that they lose sleep and are lucky to escape. ”
"The Sprinkle family has a windfall, the 1,000 bonus points. If converted to Chinese currency, it will be a full 100,000 yuan. The Sprinkle family did not plan to exchange it for Chinese yuan, and the Sprinkle family decided to be a free and easy man like Lu Zhishen! After redeeming a full set of plastic surgery services and some odds and ends, a bunch of doctors arrived at home with another pile of medical equipment. It wasn't until this time that the Sprinkle family understood that the things exchanged in the infinite space were delivered to the door like express delivery. ”
"The Sprinkle family is destined to be reborn and reborn in the world. Then, set off a bloody storm! ”
A Chinese Ghost Story
When receiving the trial prompt, the Sprinkle family was secretly excited for a while, a Chinese Ghost Story is such a well-known movie, and the Sprinkle family has finally seen it.
However, what the Sprinkle family couldn't think of, and it couldn't have been, was that the Sprinkle family saw the big S.
The Sprinkle family only understood when they returned home, it turned out that this Chinese Ghost Story was not Leslie Cheung's version of Wang Zuxian, but a series from Taiwan! O God! O earth! Do you know what the Sprinkle family went through in this horror movie?!
The Sprinkle family saw a bunch of second-tier actors, scurrying around the Sprinkle family! I'm sorry, Mr. Wu Jing, but you're really a second-tier actor too! And the actor's two eyes are like fish bubbles! Oh my God! Although this horror movie is not scary at all, the Sprinkle family feels more hurt. And when the Sprinkle family saw Baidu Encyclopedia, they realized what a trial they had experienced, all of which made the Sprinkle family feel the deep malice of the world.
Although it can be said that this horror movie is already very good for the Sprinkle family. But there is only one thing that makes it difficult for the Sprinkle family to accept.
The task of the trial tells the Sprinkle family that the Sprinkle family has to solve 10 (third-line actors/deleted) little monsters, plus an old demon from Montenegro, to save (big S/deleted) Xiaoqian. As a result, when the Sprinkle family looked at those monsters, aren't they all actors! There are a few monsters that are often seen on TV, how can the Sprinkle family be able to do it!
When the Sprinkle family saw those (actor/deleted) monsters running around, they already understood at that time that this horror film was destined to become the last trial of the Sprinkle family. Because the Sprinkle family is destined to not be able to hurt them, hurt those monsters who look like real people, and the result of doing so will only be obliterated by the system.
However, just when the Sprinkle family felt that the mission was about to fail, they suddenly found a plot character called the Seven Nights Holy Monarch and ran out to kill the old demon of Montenegro. It was only after the Sprinkle family returned home that they learned that the 10 little monsters and the old demon of Montenegro were actually going to die in the third episode of the TV series.
In this way, the Sprinkle family survived again in the trial of a Chinese ghost story. But it was also this trial that made the Sprinkle family feel that he must become a person who can kill decisively! ”
"The Sprinkle family is destined to become a god of killing! Kill all sides! Fight to God! ”
Boredom Diary 1
"I was kicked out by the ugly landlord. Isn't it the whole house! Why do you say that the Sprinkle family killed Zheng Koumao! The Sprinkle family is Zheng Koumao, okay?! ”
Alien One
"After the Sprinkler family began to test the teleportation, they arrived at a place like a ground command room. It's the kind of control room that receives information from spaceships on the ground.
The Sprinkle family only heard that a plot character like a commander said to the Sprinkle family:
"Asian orangutans, press the nuclear bomb launch switch! Blow up that ship with the aliens! ”
The Sprinkle family felt that the commander looked the same as the manager when he was a white-collar worker, and he really wanted to beat him. However, the Sprinkle family did not fight, but silently pressed the red button under the hands of the Sprinkle family. But if the Sprinkle family sees him next time, the Sprinkle family will definitely beat him up, and every time they let the Sprinkle family invite him to lunch, and it means that he doesn't give money!
Then the spaceship full of aliens blew up, and the Sprinkler family passed the trial again. ”
"The family is tired. The Sprinkle family is not happy. The sprinkler family should be killed, human, and mad. ”
Boredom Diary 2
"The Sprinkle family saw a psychiatrist renting a house online and was going to check it out." [Split Division].
Fang Wuwei flipped through Zheng Koumao's diary in his hand, his face gradually darkened, and then he snapped Zheng Koumao's diary shut hard. yelled at Zheng Koumao:
"Zheng Haohan, what the hell is your diary! Just because you're not doing anything! ”