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(Again, this is the title of Landlord Tenant! Small! The extras of "Crossing" have nothing to do with "Landlord and Tenant Crossing". ）

(To add that it's an "exclamation point," it's a "small exclamation mark," which is completely different from the word "big.") ）

(Finally, a friendly reminder, it's still too late to evacuate.) ）

(Okay.) Please don't substitute this character in "Landlord Tenant Crossing", this article is "Landlord Tenant! Small! Crossing". ）

Longsheng Mansion is still an empty villa complex, still the sun is shining, and it is still Villa No. 233.

Fang Wuwei sat on the bench with a painful face, and Xiao Lian, who was standing on the side, watched the anti-Japanese drama on black and white TV with silver hair and instant noodles.

"Speaking of which, what the hell should I do with this novel. The author will break off if he has something.,Take half a month's vacation if you have nothing to do.,And then update a few chapters.,Isn't it all over so that the sub-readers are all gone.。。 ”

Fang Wuwei looked at the instant noodle thunder on the TV gloomily, and he was completely in no mood to complain about the instant noodle thunder.

"Master, what is the author?"

Xiao Lian watched the instant noodle thunder in the TV series explode wildly, and glanced at the instant noodles in his hand with a slight uneasiness.

"The author is. . . Well.. How so? It's a kind of creature that types when you have a computer in your hand, reads and takes notes without a computer, and usually wastes time and is in a daze everywhere. ”

Fang Wuwei looked at the TV and replied to Xiao Lian with a painful face.

"Oh. . . It feels like a dish. ”

After a fierce ideological struggle, Xiao Lian still took a sip of instant noodles and asked.

"Master, what does the author have to do with us?"

Fang Wuwei was stunned, raised his head and looked at Xiao Lian in surprise.

"Xiao Lian, don't you know yet?! We're actually characters from a novel in a certain world! This novel was written by a certain author! ”

Then Fang Wuwei added in a low voice:

"But it's not realistic at all. Characters in novels or something. Obviously, everyone is living well. ”

Xiao Lian, who had silver hair, was also stunned, and said before the noodles in his mouth were completely swallowed:

"We're characters in a novel?! Is Master also a character in a novel?! ”

Fang Wuwei nodded, and replied to Xiao Lian.

Xiao Lian swallowed the noodles that almost squirted back into his stomach, and continued in surprise:

"Even if the apprentice is a character in the novel, why is the master too?! Master, why don't you just rush over and beat up that author! ”

"Good apprentice, didn't I say it all? I'm also a character in the novel. I heard that it's still the protagonist.。。 How could the protagonist in the novel rush out and beat the author? ”

Fang Wuwei sighed, and continued to look at the TV in pain.

"What if the author is in a bad mood and makes me a male 250 or a passer-by 癸 (gǔi)? I don't have any characteristics other than being more pretending to be better.。。 Ah,I always feel that the status of the protagonist is not guaranteed.。。 ”

Fang Wuwei's heart sank, and he felt that he was even more painful.

"Primitives No. 1 and the cave people on the top of the mountain, what are you talking about hiding from this day?"

Wu Meng jumped down the stairs, her supple mushroom head swaying gently in the air, with a smile on her face that was pleasing to Lori and Kou. A little genius from the future, today he is still the face of No. 233 Longsheng Mansion!

"Ahh This author is doing hair.。。 ”

Fang Wu slapped a mosquito on his arm to death in pain, looked at the TV intently, and continued:

"What do you mean by 'having a smile on your face that pleases Lori and likes it'? In this way, I don't dare to look at Wu Meng again in my life. ”

Speaking of this, Fang Wuwei seemed to suddenly remember something, slapped his thigh, stood up and pointed to the ceiling and said loudly:

"Oh! Oooh oh! That's right! I heard that the author was also said by readers to be Lori, controlled!

Hey~Hey~ Author, you can see what I'm saying, right?! It's been said by readers, are you embarrassed to write this kind of thing? Does it really matter? It doesn't matter if you become Lolicon in the eyes of others?! Answer me~"

"Primitives One, what are you talking to yourself? Are you an IQ that has turned negative, and you can't stand your embarrassing intelligence, so you choose to go crazy and forget all this? ”

Wu Meng ran quickly, connected with a nirvana "shin kick" and kicked Fang Wuwei's calf hard, then rolled his eyes and added:

"By the way, didn't your mother tell you that someone greeted you and answered?"

"Good morning, little fairy."

Xiao Lian politely greeted Wu Meng, and then explained:

"Master and I were discussing this novel just now. Although I don't know very much, Master said that we are all people in novels. ”

"I see..."

Wu Meng nodded, then looked at Xiao Lian and said:

"Speaking of which, the author of this novel will interrupt the update if he has something, take half a month's vacation if he has nothing to do, and then update a few chapters, to be honest, it's really amazing that there are readers reading it.。 。

"yes. . . That's why I just wanted to think about what to do. ”

Fang Wuwei grinned and rubbed his calves, sat on the ground and said.

"And I wasn't talking to myself just now, I was talking to the author, okay?"

Wu Meng turned his head and "hummed", and sat directly on the bench where Fang Wuwei was originally sitting.

"Little Sister Wu is right, the Sprinkle family has also thought about such a problem. Like the kind of author who breaks off when he has something.,Take half a month's vacation if you have nothing to do.,And then update a few chapters.,To be honest, there are still readers who are willing to spend money to read.。。 ”

Zheng Koumao held a bowl of instant noodles in his hand, and his tight vest and shorts highlighted his terrifyingly strong figure vividly. Sitting on another bench at the moment, watching the black and white TV, he said.

"I wiped my tears! Mr. Zheng, why are you here all of a sudden?! ”

Fang Wu sat on the ground in pain, looking at Zheng Koumao, who was sitting in a row with Wu Meng, and complained.

"Landlord, the author didn't take the time to write about the location of the house just now."

Zheng's majestic voice like a bell echoed in the room, and then he took a bite of instant noodles.

"Alas. . . Forget it.. ”

Fang Wuwei shook his head and gave up complaining, sat directly on the ground, and said to the three people sitting and standing in front of him:

"Originally, I was going to call you down one by one for a meeting, but now it's convenient, just have a meeting?"

"What's the meeting?" X3, then add 2.

Wu Meng, Xiao Lian and Zheng Koumao asked in unison.

In addition, there were two discordant voices rushing in, one was Fang Wuwei's familiar man's voice, and the other was Fang Wuwei's familiar woman's voice. The man's voice was Shangguan Aolin, who had returned to normal, and was wearing luxurious clothes that did not match the occasion at all. The other is Siloya, who looks like clothes in a green clothing recycling bin on the side of the road.

"Doctor Fang, why are you sitting on the ground?"

The strings of gold ornaments hanging from Shangguan Aolin's clothes made a loud sound, and asked Fang Wuwei, who was sitting on the ground.

"Good morning, Mr. Fang."

Xi Luoya still spoke in a way that "compared to others, he is inferior", and said hello to Fang Wuwei weakly.

"Oh, good morning, Konishi."

Fang Wuwei raised his hand to say hello, and then instantly shouted at Shangguan Aolin:

"What's wrong with me sitting on the ground, hindering you from eating, bathing and sleeping?! I also want to ask how you came here!! ”

The golden sunlight reflected by Shangguan Aolin's gold weapon was so dazzling that Fang Wuwei had to cover his eyes with his hands, for fear of blinding his titanium alloy dog eyes by this worldly "yellow and white thing".

Shangguan Aolin gently flicked his half-length black hair, revealing his white teeth, and said with a golden smile: "Doctor Fang, you are indeed a rare doctor for Young Master Ben, and Young Master Ben likes the way of greeting!" Young Master Ben came this time, just thinking of a question. ”

"Wait..."

Fang Wuwei, who had a black line on his face, interrupted Shangguan Aolin's words at once, and then asked:

"You don't think about, 'What the hell is going to do with this novel?' If the author has something to do, he will stop changing, take half a month's vacation if he has nothing to do, and then update a few chapters, so that the sub-readers are not all gone? 'That's the kind of question, right?' ”

Shangguan Aolin and Xi Luoya looked at Fang Wuwei with a surprised expression, and asked together:

"Doctor Fang, how do you know?"

"Mr. Fang, how do you know?"

Fang Wuwei sighed again, knelt on the ground like orz, and muttered with black lines on his head:

"And so it was. Has the crisis of this novel reached this level? Even the newcomers have pulled over to make the shot.。。 ”

Seeing Fang Wuwei's appearance, the five of them glanced at each other suspiciously, and then instantly became as noisy as a vegetable market.

"Primitives One! What kind of meeting did you have today?! ”

"Master. . . Such a posture is not good for the knees. ”

"Landlord, let's have a meeting! Sprinkle the family and wait to chat with the car gan. ”

"Doctor Fang! How could Young Master Ben be a newcomer? It appeared in Chapter 50, okay? ”

"Mr. Fang."

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“STOP！ STOP！ S~~STOP！！ ”

Fang Wuwei covered his ears, jumped up from the ground, and shouted at the five people in front of him with an angry face:

"Come on! Now let's start the 1st Yongsheng Mansion No. 233 Discussion Conference! Stop talking! ”

In an instant, the noisy voice in No. 233 Longsheng Mansion was covered by Fang Wuwei's voice, and it became silent. For a while, everyone's and Fang Wuwei's faces became serious.

"Ahem."

Fang Wuwei coughed lightly twice under everyone's gaze, and said slowly:

"First of all, under the author's attitude towards life, the novel can finally continue to be updated, and everyone should recognize the author at this point. However, in terms of the author's attitude towards the same death of this novel, I personally think that the author can still die (add, death in the novel). ”

"Well, agreed!" X5

Fang Wuwei nodded and continued:

"Secondly, the current "Landlord Tenant Exclamation Point Small Exclamation Point Crossing" has actually encountered a key decision point.

"Report to Master!"

Xiao Lian suddenly interrupted Fang Wuwei's words and said:

"The novel of the existence of apprentices and a few immortals, isn't it "The Landlord and the Tenant Beep..."

Xiao Lian's"? Before he finished speaking, he was covered by Zheng Koumao's big hand.

Fang Wuwei nodded, and then said:

"Thank you, Mr. Zheng, for preventing the leakage of confidentiality. Just mentioned the novel "Landlord Tenant Exclamation Point Small Exclamation Point Crossing", now it has reached a critical point. And this key point is that the novel recaptures the hearts of readers after a long period of bounces! In this meeting, we are going to think about how to re-grasp the hearts of readers! So, open now. ”

"Capture the reader's heart?"

Before Fang Wuwei's words were finished, a lazy high school student's voice suddenly popped up.

"I, the god of love, have the strongest grasp of other people's hearts, so don't you just tell my story directly."

Before the man who claimed to be the god of love finished speaking, Fang Wuwei kicked him away with a direct kick, and then continued.

"Thank you myself for kicking the protagonist of another of the author's novels into the air. Now, the first Longsheng Mansion No. 233 Discussion Conference has officially entered the first and last link - brainstorming! ”

"Why the first and last link?" X5

Looking at the five pairs of puzzled eyes, Fang Wuwei sighed and said:

"We are "Landlord Tenant Exclamation Point Small Exclamation Point Crossing". How can you make a reader pay to read something that has nothing to do with the text? ”

"Landlord, if you say so, then the infinite diary of the Sprinkle family is also an irrelevant thing, right? There are also a lot of chapters with titles that are daily and feel irrelevant. ”

Zheng Koumao held the instant noodles and asked suspiciously.

"The sturdy primitive man is right! Isn't this novel just a funny novel designed to bring joy to others? It's normal to write something that has nothing to do with the text. ”

Wu Meng tilted his head and looked at Fang Wuwei suspiciously.

"It used to be. Look at this dead author.,How dare you write like this after charging.。。 Oh, it seems like it was really written. Alas.. ”

Fang Wuwei spread his hands and said helplessly.

"All in all, let's think about the plot, the characters, the stock market, and what can be changed in the novel. Say what you think.,Anyway, the author sits in front of the computer.,I'm sure I can see it.。。 ”

After Fang Wuwei finished speaking, he soon had the first person.

"This day is the first to come! This day is the first to come! ”

Wu Meng's little face was a little pink with excitement, obviously for this game, ahh There was a lot of interest in this brainstorming.

"Hey. Dead author. Did you write the words 'game' and 'ahh'? Yes? What's hairy? Yes? What about you? it! ”

Fang Wuwei looked at the ceiling with black lines on his face and said. However, the ceiling is blank, there is nothing to look at at all, it may be that Fang Wuwei is really like Wu Meng said, his mind is broken.

Wu Meng continued:

"I thought it would be better to change the protagonist in this novel!"

"I wiped my tears!"

Fang Wuwei looked like a chrysanthemum had been exploded in an instant, and complained to Wu Meng:

"Wu Meng, as soon as you came up, you just took a knife and stuck it in the deepest place in my heart, why did you?!"

Wu Meng shook her fingers as white as lotus roots and said:

"No, no, no~ In the eyes of this genius, the protagonist of a novel is very important! Like the primitive man No. 1, in addition to buttoning the nose, going to the toilet, eating and sleeping every day, the protagonist is simply insulting the reader's eyes! ”

"Wool! Where do I buckle my nose every day, where do I go to the toilet every day! I'm obviously the best at being the protagonist because of my special pretence?! ”

"Primitive Man One, do you think you're a star in a TV series? You don't have to buckle your nose to go to the toilet every day, it's too fake to be a living person! ”

Wu Meng clasped his hands in front of his chest, like a steady adult.

"I'll you! Wu Meng Xiaogongju, aren't we characters in a novel?! There's a difference between it and the TV series?! ”

Fang Wuwei still looked like a chrysanthemum had been exploded, and his entire facial features were about to shrink into a ball.

"No, no, no~"

Wu Meng shook his little finger again, and continued like an expert:

"In Chapter 30 Zheng Dashen's diary, the strong primitive and Sister Chu went to the toilet, so you have to go to the toilet every day for the primitive."

Orz。。 Fang Wuwei knelt on the floor again, just like the previous three letters.

"Little Sister Wu, if you say so, then we can't all be the protagonists? So who will be the protagonist? ”

Zheng Koumao's extremely penetrating voice, Fang Wuwei, who was lying on the ground in an orz posture, shook up again, and complained loudly to Zheng Koumao:

"Mr. Zheng! Don't say I'm not the protagonist anymore, okay?! And according to your setting, shouldn't the whole scene be confused to the end?! ”

"Oh roar roar~"

Wu Meng gently covered her mouth with her hand, laughed like a noble lady in the ancient villain, and then said to Zheng Koumao:

"Strong primitive man~ You asked very well! I'll tell you today.,Meet the protagonist who doesn't go to the toilet and doesn't eat or sleep.。。 Actually, there is only one of them! A cute woman like this genius ~ child ~ son ~ how can you need those things~ oh roar ~ "

"Hey, hey, hey! Listen to me! ”

Fang Wuwei complained to Wu Meng, who was a little shorter in front of him.

"Wu Meng, aren't you still the setting of a TV series after all?! I wiped my tears! ”

"No!"

Wu Meng's eyes like pearls suddenly sharpened, and a roundabout kick kicked Fang Wuwei's calf, and then inserted his waist, and said with a proud face:

"This day is a day. A super idol who didn't need to go to the toilet to eat in the eighties! ”

"Poof!"

Fang Wuwei almost spurted out of his lungs with a mouthful of old blood, covered his calves and complained:

"Wu Meng, you are a future genius scientist, for Mao Hui to think that the stars of the eighties on the earth don't need to eat?"

Wu Meng snorted, turned his head to look at Xi Luoya, who was completely unable to interject on the side, and saw Xi Luoya say cautiously:

"That. . . Mr. Fang. Uncle said it. None of the stars of the eighties needed to eat or sleep. ”

"I'll go! That's what people in the eighties thought! Isn't it true that the stars of the eighties don't need to eat?! ”

Fang Wuwei looked at Xi Luoya with tears in his eyes, could it be that now the direction of the story has become a memory of the previous generation?

"Huh... Is it.. ”

Siloya nodded hesitantly, not daring to refute in the slightest.

"Forget it." Xiao Lian with a calm smile inserted between Fang Wuwei and Wu Meng. "Master and the little immortal, don't quarrel. Why don't you get here today? ”

"Why?!"

Fang Wuwei and Wu Meng asked loudly in unison.

"Landlord, it should be almost time for an article. The Sprinkle family went to find a car first. ”

Zheng Koumao took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, and then said to Wu Wei.

"The young master has also begun."

Hearing Zheng Koumao say this, Shangguan Aolin instantly took off the inappropriate luxury clothes, revealing a beautiful red suit and shouted outside the gate:

"Come in! Get to work! ”

As soon as the words fell, a group of decorators rushed into the room with large bags and small bags on their backs, and ran to the second floor.

"Boss Shangguan? What are you doing? ”

Fang Wuwei watched in amazement as groups of workers rushed up to the second floor, making a mess of the entire living room.

Shangguan Aolin smiled slightly, and the aura of the domineering president instantly swept through the entire room, and said slowly:

"Young Master Ben has to rely on money, add drama to Young Master Ben!!"

"Get out!" X2

Fang Wuwei and Wu Meng once again roared in unison.

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"Primitive No. 1, really change the name, right?"

"Wu Meng, don't think about it, it's so late."

"Primitives One, you're up quickly! Sure enough, you still have to change your name, right? ”

"Alas. . . It's a hassle to change your name. The author can't be engaged in such a thing.。。 Go to sleep. ”

"How can it be troublesome?! I just came up with a great name for this day! ”

"Ahh Wu Meng, what the hell are you doing! I didn't even scold you for digging a hole in the ceiling of my house in the middle of the night, and you still want to make me sleep? Go to sleep! Don't bother me! ”

"Primitives One! You listened to what this genius said! The name that came to mind today is "The Landlord and Tenant Crossing"! ”

"Huh? Yes! Yes.. The book is already available. Go to sleep. ”

"Cut. . . Primitive man No. 1, are you a sleeping pig? I came up with a good name for this day.。。 ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Good night Wu Meng. ”

"Cut. . . Good night not with the primitives No. 1. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Good night Wu Meng. ”

Fang Wuwei turned over, and said in a daze:

""Landlord Tenant Exclamation Point Small Exclamation Point Crossing" is not good at all, everyone should go to watch "Landlord Tenant Crossing". Thank you. Whew. ”

Wu Meng, who was lying upstairs, also turned over, and said in a daze:

"Ask for a collection. Ask for a ticket. Beg.. Oh! It's just going to be drifting today. Whew. ”

。。 【Split Division】.

Author's note: If you read this novel most of the time with a smile that forgets your troubles, then my wish for this novel will be more than half fulfilled. The other half, just finished writing it, right? However, the plot will still speed up a lot later, 233. All in all, after such a long hiatus, thank you again, readers! Thank you! Thank you from the bottom of my heart! (It's really going to speed up, because I'm going to make good use of the time and write everything I want to write before.) ）