Chapter 18: Miao Jiang Gu Technique

Our sisters really have aura and resonance, and then we both looked at our brother-in-law together, which means that you can let it go when you fart, and you still plan to trick us into smelling the smell?

The brother-in-law said helplessly:

"Swear to God, I never let it go!"

At this time, a very loud fart sound came from not far away. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Zongzi can fart?

I looked confused and asked:

"The two of you have seen the world, is the phenomenon of zongzi farting scientific?"

My sister ignored me, and used a flashlight to observe the zongzi, and suddenly a few fart sounds came from the other zongzi. My sister hurriedly shone it with a flashlight and found that the other zongzi had gained weight more than once! The whole thing has changed from an old popsicle to a cone!

The brother-in-law immediately became nervous, picked up the guy with one hand, and said:

"Hot, don't look any further, in my experience, there is something going to come out of this zongzi!"

As soon as my brother-in-law said this, I suddenly realized that I became fat because there was still stuffing in the zongzi!

I say:

"Brother-in-law, don't scare us, we are disciples of the Inverted Dou family, the tiger master has no dog grandchildren, and he is not afraid of evil in his bones. What else can be in the zongzi, isn't it still hidden in the small zongzi? Or is it hiding a belly of poop mines? ”

Brother-in-law said:

"You see, the seven orifices of this zongzi have been sealed, and the method of disposing of the corpse in this way is very similar to the Miao Jiang Gu technique, and it is estimated that there may be some strange insects in it. The evil smell we smelled just now may have induced the rapid growth of the things in the body of the zongzi. Once the contents of the corpse become larger rapidly, the heat generated will make the remaining cold in the corpse expand, so the zongzi will fart! ”

I thought to myself, my mouth and nose are sealed, and I am still close to sealing it together.

My sister said calmly:

"Let's find a way out quickly, the zongzi may break."

Right now, these two zongzi are about to become balloons, their heads have become two big, the bronze armor has been propped up, the belly is very bulging, and it feels like it is about to rise!

There was only the stone wall behind us, and my brother-in-law took out the compass and groped around the wall while looking at the pointer, and muttered something about it. My sister and I stared at a rice dumpling, the rice dumplings continued to grow bigger, and I estimated that I would have to splash my face with corpses in a while, and it would be disgusting to think about it.

There was silence for a few minutes, and suddenly there were two loud explosions, bang! Bang!

The two zongzi completely burst, and my sister turned the King Kong umbrella to protect me and my brother-in-law from being splashed by the corpse residue, and a foul smell came to my face!

My sister shouted:

"Watch your step!"

I almost didn't throw up under my feet, and hundreds of fist-sized bugs, like toy cars and cars, poured towards us with the debris of corpses!

I shouted:

"Sister, what kind of bug is this, so disgusting! Hey, it bit my leg! ”

Sister Says:

"You're fighting! This insect is not poisonous, people block killing, insects block and kill insects! ”

After that, we jumped on the barrier of the burial pit, used our hands and feet and weapons together, and fought in circles while fighting, and fought fiercely for half an hour, and these bugs were all reimbursed by the three of us. We were splattered with green, viscous liquid, and bug body parts, and the level of disgusting was beyond words.

I sat down in a hurry, spat vigorously, and said:

"Sister, just these two zongzi can give birth to so many insects, if there are a few more zongzi, we will be reimbursed!"

At this moment, there was a continuous sound of farting in the dark tunnel opposite.

My sister frowned and said:

"Hurry up and find the way, there are more than a hundred zongzi next to the burial pit at the other end, maybe there are more hidden, the smell has already passed, and this empty is about to explode!"

I immediately broke out in a cold sweat, more than a hundred zongzi? Oh my God, how many bugs do you have in your stomach?

Brother-in-law said:

"Hot, I just used the compass to find the direction of Shengmen, it's this stone wall!"

Sister Says:

"Lao Wang, have you found any mechanism on this stone wall?"

The brother-in-law shook his head vigorously, with a helpless look on his face.

I asked:

"Sister, what kind of bug is this?"

Sister Says:

"Judging from the size, appearance, chewing teeth and aggressive behavior of this insect, it should be a black cow, the scientific name is the Western Regions dung beetle, the tomb owner doesn't know how to seal its larvae in the body of the zongzi, maybe it is the Miao Jiang Gu technique as your brother-in-law said. This thing is black is a male insect, although it bites but it is not poisonous, but the female is powerful, the whole body is white, black, blue, red, green five colors are intertwined, nicknamed the five-flowered cow! It is highly toxic in its chewing teeth, and the toxicity will attack instantly, and the bitten bones will become soft, and the limbs will be weak, and they will fall to the ground immediately, and then watch themselves being eaten slowly with a clear mind. ”

I hurriedly looked at the insect corpses around me, and they were indeed all pure black, without five-flowered cows. I thought to myself, once this is bitten, the bones will hurt, and I have to endure the flesh on my body being eaten by insects little by little, it is really better to give me a shot.

I say:

"Sister, brunette or male? This is a familiar word, I remember when I was a child, my grandfather taught us a children's rhyme, and it seems to be the kind of worm that we sing. ”

The brother-in-law laughed and couldn't hold back, and asked:

"You both have memorized this rare black bull as a nursery rhyme? Sure enough, the old Feng family is worthy of its name, and I admire it! Hot, what's the song singing here? I've also seen a lot. ”

The corners of my sister's mouth were slightly like my brother-in-law's and said:

"I don't remember, you ask the little stone."

I really shouldn't talk too much, since I am asked to sing, I will sing.

"Young Master Wang, let's sing a sentence of two hundred yuan, you are happy."

Brother-in-law said:

"Uncle Ben who sings is happy, and there is a reward, let's start."

I only remember that when I learned to sing this children's song, my father scolded me when he heard it, and I sang it from memory:

"Black cow, five-flowered cow. The black one is the male, and the female one is the flower. The black cow bites and does not spill its mouth, and the flower cow has a bite of soft bones. The black cow saw that Huahua loved him, and as soon as the two cows met Qingxia, Qingxia was lustful and bloomed, but there was no concern in this life. . . ”

At this time, I suddenly heard:

"Bang bang bang... Bang bang bang... ”

There were a hundred and ten explosions in the dark corridor on the opposite side, and the bugs hatched!

Sister Says:

"Lao Wang, hurry up and find a way, we won't be able to deal with thousands of black bulls coming over in a while."

I looked up at the robbery hole that my brother-in-law had made when he came down, at least five or six meters from the ground, and I couldn't go up at all, my sister and brother-in-law were looking for mechanisms on the stone wall, and I could faintly hear the sound of running water behind the stone wall.

After a few minutes of silence, there was a rustling sound in the opposite hallway, and the sound was dense, and the danger was approaching.

The brother-in-law picked up the Taibao shovel and chiseled the stone wall vigorously, but the sparks splashed everywhere, and the stone wall was extremely hard, and there was no way to start.

I snatched my brother-in-law's guy and smashed it hard against the stone wall, with a bit of force, and one fell down without standing firmly, and fell into a Wang Ba Chaotian style, and got all over the remains of insect corpses, not to mention how embarrassing it was.

My sister hurriedly reached out to pull me, but I didn't reach out to respond, and found it a little strange to see the three suns painted on the big stone wall from the angle where I was lying, and I said:

"Sister, isn't there three suns painted on the stone wall, why do I see it as two?"

My sister looked back and said:

"I think it's three, Lao Wang, let's see what's wrong here?"

When my brother-in-law heard this, he first stood beside my sister and looked at it, then squatted next to me with his nose covered and looked up, and said excitedly:

"Little stone, you are so powerful, this stone wall is greasy!"

I also hurriedly stood up and shook my body, and sure enough, when I stood up, I saw three suns, and when I lay down, I saw two.

Sister Says:

"Lao Wang, a large number of black bulls are here, don't sell Guanzi!"

Brother-in-law said:

"You two hurry up and pack your things and come with me."

Seeing my brother-in-law walk to the edge of the stone wall, one jumped up, his hands actually reached into the mural, and then a pull-up disappeared, I was still stunned, and my brother-in-law showed his upper body and beckoned to us.

This time, I saw it thoroughly, and it turned out that the stone wall looked like a plane, but there was a recessed part! It is very hidden, and the background color of the stone wall and the groove is exactly the same, and the murals are intertwined and continuous, which is extremely difficult to find! This recessed place is at the position of the three suns, and if you don't lie on the ground, you can't see it at all when you look up, and it's worth it to make me stink.

This trick is absolutely clever, and ordinary people would definitely not consider that a hard stone wall actually hides a concave surface! Often, those who drown are water-savvy, and those who can get here are high-level inverted bucket workers, and things will definitely not be thought in a simple direction. So this stone wall is not moving, in fact, it is as simple as that!

My sister asked me to go up first, I took a few steps back and jumped up to hold my brother-in-law's hand, and my sister immediately gave me a force with her hand, and I turned over. My sister followed.

The three of us stood firm, turned on the flashlight and shone it forward, and were stunned.