Chapter 125 Zhang is sloppy

"Wo-groove Nima, Yang Guo is a dog-day-, can't you take me to a safe place and then save Guo Xiang? , she's the founder of the Emei faction, is it so easy to die? I-, it's really a night back before liberation! ”

On the official road, a thin man with a foul smell, disheveled, his hair was scattered, his steps were messy, and he was about to take a few big breaths when he took a few steps, and he was walking aimlessly scolding.

"Hey, Zero, are you sure my injuries have increased by another 20%?"

"Yes." A very definite answer.

"Hey......" sighed again, finding a shady corner to avoid the sun, Yi Xiaofeng simply sat on the side of the road, shaking his head as if he was fainting.

Last night was really thrilling, as soon as he fell into the water, the only cold water made Yi Xiaofeng freeze directly, and between a few breaths, Yi Xiaofeng's feet cramped, so that he wanted to flutter a few times, trying to see if he could learn to swim without the guidance of Zero, Yi Xiaofeng was directly stunned.

Not to mention fluttering, you can't control your feet, where is it possible to learn to swim?

Yi Xiaofeng, who drank a few sips of water, sank into the river in an instant, and then saw that there was no more, and suddenly an undercurrent in the water hit, which turned out to be a flood caused by the torrential rain upstream, and at this time it was carrying a huge amount of sediment, and Yi Xiaofeng rushed down the river, and there were constantly rotten trees, large and small stones, and other miscellaneous things on the way, joining this team, and some of them had a close contact with Yi Xiaofeng, and most of Yi Xiaofeng's 20% injuries also came from this.

Yi Xiaofeng, who saw that there was almost no future, finally took advantage of his sobriety to hold a big log, and only then did he pick up a life, so he was carried by this current to the lower reaches of the river and went ashore.

Fortunately, for unknown reasons, Yi Xiaofeng, who was injured and injured, could still move at will, although there was a sense of tearing at every step, but he could always move, as long as he could move, he would be able to escape.

But after walking for a long time, Yi Xiaofeng realized that he didn't know the way at all and completely lost his coordinates.

From going ashore, resting for a while, he relieved himself, until now the sun is shining, he found this official road. Yi Xiaofeng, who had no coordinates, had no choice but to follow the official road, hoping to go to a place where there were people, re-locate Zero, and then ......

"Damn, there's no money now? What's going on? With such a serious injury, even if Zero made a good hunting plan, it would be impossible to complete it! Ouch my god, there are so many pills,, now I don't even have any medicine to treat injuries, damn, Yang has passed you a dog-day-, are you still human? ”

After complaining for a while, Yi Xiaofeng scolded again.

All of Yi Xiaofeng's silver coins and pills were in the package he had packed, but when he was caught by Zhang Youcheng's trick last night, the package was thrown by him. As mentioned earlier, Yi Xiaofeng's self-confidence in the past month has largely come from those "unrighteous" silver coins, and now the silver money is gone......

Not to mention the self-confidence that you can't touch, just eating and sleeping after the day is a big problem! And there were still hundreds of pills, and now was the time when he needed them urgently!

"Ah...... "......The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he endured the tearing sensation of his body, Yi Xiaofeng actually jumped up, and then angrily stepped on a small flower beside him, stepped on it, and then stepped on it, and scolded fiercely in his mouth: "Why don't you explain?" Guo Xiang is also your sister-in-law, can he still kill you? Exercise...... Don't you know that your sister-in-law and brother-in-law have such a wonderful relationship? I-, Guo Xiang too, she must have said something bad to Guo Fu, otherwise how could she blame me for the matter! ”

"No wonder the matter of Heaven and Dragon Slaying and me can spread so quickly in the rivers and lakes, it must be the news of the beggar gang,, Guo Fu is too, such a big person, and he doesn't have the slightest ability to discriminate, he can't tell whether it's good or bad, I really don't know how Yang Guo likes him......"

"Ahem, this little brother, it's going to rot your mouth if you say bad things behind other people's backs."

Suddenly, just as Yi Xiaofeng was scolding, a lazy voice suddenly entered his ears, and before he could react to where the sound came from, a pungent smell came over again.

That spicy eye is really not wrong.

Under this smell, Yi Xiaofeng burst into tears directly, "cough cough cough ......" and even his throat itched, and it was uncomfortable not to cough.

"W-, this smell, how long has it been since I've taken a shower?" As an otaku, Yi Xiaofeng naturally knows this familiar smell, and he has also had the experience of not taking a bath for a week, but the smell is not as strong as this.

"Take a bath? Oh, yes, I think about how long I haven't taken a bath, hmm......" As soon as Yi Xiaofeng's words fell, the owner of the voice seemed to think seriously, and after a while, he suddenly realized: "I remember when I decided to go down the mountain a month ago, I decided to take a bath and come to see Miss Guo again, but Miss Guo's whereabouts were uncertain, and she seemed to have not taken a bath for a month!" No, no......" The man then refuted his speculation and continued: "It seems that I haven't taken a shower for a long time before going down the mountain, well, about two months, yes, that's right, I haven't taken a shower for about two months!" ”

"Hey...... Little brother, I haven't taken a shower in two months! In the end, this person seemed to show off that he had the wit to say this to Yi Xiaofeng.

Hearing this, the corners of Yi Xiaofeng's mouth twitched, "Nima, I haven't taken a bath for two months, and you can still say it so confidently, you are also a talent, and it is even more awesome than me not taking a bath for more than a month...... Well...... When have I not showered in over a month? "A wave of memories was about to pour out, and a heavy wind struck......

"Wow......" brings up the taste, that sour.

"Haha, I'll just say that I'm sloppy and have a fellow practitioner, you see that you haven't taken a bath for more than a month, what a coincidence, so am I, but I'm two months!" Finally, the owner of the voice appeared in front of Yi Xiaofeng.

The clothes on his body were not tattered, but they were worn by him in a disorderly manner, and some light-colored materials were stained with black-gray dirt and dark colors.

He was very young, probably twenty-six or seventeen years old, his face was quite clean and ruddy, but under the cover of his stiff and loose hair, his nervous smile and nervous words looked like a mentally ill person who had stolen honey.

"Who is this?" Yi Xiaofeng asked himself, and then slowly recalled what he had just said.

"A month ago...... Down...... Ms Kwok...... Also Nima Zhang sloppy...... Rely on ......" Thinking of this, Yi Xiaofeng reasoned again and again, looking up and down the mentally ill person with a smile in front of him in disbelief.

"Are you Zhang Sanfeng?"

"Mitutoyo? Well...... Three for dry, three vertical for Feng, is for Kun (Note (1)), well......" copied his hand, the person in front of him frowned and closed his eyes and muttered, "Sanfeng, Sanfeng, Qiankun has, Yin and Yang, good name, good, in the future, my road number will be called Sanfeng, hehe, Zhang Sanfeng!" ”

"Eh......" After listening to the person in front of him, Yi Xiaofeng's whole person was Spartan.

A young man surnamed Zhang came down from the mountain and went to find a girl surnamed Guo, who was sloppy and sloppy, and called himself Zhang Sloppy, and Yi Xiaofeng happened to know whose sloppy name this Zhang was in the present world......

Yes, that's right, it is the founding patriarch of Wudang, the ancestor of Neijiaquan, and the creator of Taijiquan - Zhang Sanfeng and Old Man Zhang.

It's just that the old man Zhang, who is so young and so mentally ill, is completely unexpected by Yi Xiaofeng!

Even Sanfeng's Dao name has not been called out yet, which means that the Wudang faction does not even have a shadow now......

"Axi, ......" was stunned for a long time before Yi Xiaofeng scolded resentfully, not knowing what he thought.

"Little brother, little brother...... Well, could it be that I was shocked by my bearing, so I couldn't move for a long time? Touching his chin, Zhang Sanfeng ...... Eh, let's call him Zhang Junbao for now. I saw Zhang Junbao touching his chin, his eyes shining with surprise and muttering.

"Damn, don't call me little brother, how old are you, maybe I'm older, you still have to call me = big brother!" Seeing Zhang Junbao like this, Yi Xiaofeng couldn't connect him with the grandmaster of the later generation in any case, so naturally the compliments he had thought about for a long time were useless.

"Really? I am twenty-eight years old (Note (2)), what about you, little brother? After speaking, he couldn't help but rush up and slap Yi Xiaofeng's body for a while, and then happily affirmed: "Ha, at most twenty-three years old!" You should call me big brother! ”

was touched by Zhang Junbao just now, although he knew that he had no other thoughts, just to determine his bone age, although I didn't know how he determined the "world corpse", but these are not important, the important thing is that he is a big man, and he is also a man with a strong smell on his body.

"Vomit ......" really couldn't hold back, holding on to the big tree on the side of the road, Yi Xiaofeng vomited directly.

"Hmm...... What's going on? Seeing this, Zhang Junbao frowned, stepped forward to hold his wrist, and immediately frowned and muttered: "I thought I was wrong just now, I didn't expect that the little brother was so seriously injured, and even ...... Broken meridians? ”

"Little brother ......" Zhang Junbao was about to speak again, Yi Xiaofeng pushed it quickly, cut open the grass, pulled out a bright plant from it, and sent it directly to his mouth, the bitter taste instantly occupied the entire mouth, suppressing the nausea in his heart, and at the same time, seeing that the percentage given by Zero had decreased slightly, he felt better.

"Little brother, what do you mean by this, is it the healing elixir you found?" Seeing Yi Xiaofeng doing this, Zhang Junbao came to his side as soon as he took a step and forcibly took the pulse again, but now Zhang Junbao couldn't find the slight changes in Yi Xiaofeng's body at all, so he had to shake his head secretly, thinking that this was a home remedy to suppress nausea and vomiting.

"Little brother, I think I'll send you to the town first, and heal you first." After speaking, he took Yi Xiaofeng's hand and took him away.

"Bell Bell Bell ......"

At this moment, the official road sounded a pleasant bell, and the two turned their heads to see that it was a delicate and lovely woman who was born in middle age, holding a child in shabby and messy clothes, riding a mule and walking on the official road.

And this middle-aged beautiful woman's face was full of blue and white, although she was carrying a long sword on her back, but looking at her face, she must have been seriously injured.

"I-......" But seeing this middle-aged beauty, Yi Xiaofeng exclaimed, sighing that he was unlucky.

Because this beautiful woman is the same Guo Xiang who wanted to kill him before, although the misunderstanding has been resolved because of Yang Guo's appearance, the psychological shadow caused by Guo Xiang to Yi Xiaofeng is not clear for a while.

I just wanted to walk away, but next to him was Zhang Junbao, although I hadn't seen Miss Guo Xiangguo for more than ten years, but some people couldn't forget it for a lifetime, even after more than ten years......

On the side of his eyes, Yi Xiaofeng found that he had reached the middle of the official road, and next to the donkey, Zhang Junbao actually pulled him away with him.

"Miss Guo, do you remember me? I, Zhang Junbao, that ...... Shaolin Temple" said, Zhang Junbao put his loose hair together with both hands, bypassed the hairline, tilted his head, and looked expectantly at Miss Guo Xiangguo sitting on the donkey.

Yi Xiaofeng spartan again, seeing Zhang Junbao like this, I don't know why, he remembered the time when he was sixteen years old, he was invited home with a certain girl after evening self-study.

"Wow......" But before Guo Xiang could speak, the toddler in her arms started crying first.

And Guo Xiangqing's white face was also slightly wrinkled, and he deviated to the side.

"Hehe......" Yi Xiaofeng on the side smiled gloatingly.

Now the smell of Zhang Junbao is too manly!

Note (1): This is a quote from Zhang Jianbai of today's school, but, how to say it, the traditional Chinese character of "Feng" is "Feng", so well, its authenticity ...... I can only hehe......

Note (2): Guo Xiang was sixteen years old when the Condor plot ended, fifteen years later the Mongols broke through Xiangyang, during which Guo Xiang spent three years looking for Yang Guo, and then went to Shaolin to meet He Zudao (Yitian opening), and at the same time met Zhang Junbao, at that time said "Guo Xiang turned around, only to see a sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy standing behind him, thick eyebrows and big eyes, burly figure, but still childish on his face, it was Zhang Junbao who had met on the top of Mount Hua three years ago", and now I write that soon after the Mongols broke through Xiangyang, Zhang Junbao was sixteen years old, that is, twenty-eight years old.