Chapter 19 - Cohabitation with Naruko - 1
Chapter 19 - Cohabitation with Naruko - 1
It wasn't until the evening that a few rookies in Class Zero finally learned the Twelve Earth Seals from the Six Buttercups, which are the seals used by ninjas in the Hokage's worldview. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Well done! Liuranun, you can be regarded as contributing to the country, what do you want to eat at night? I'm in for a treat. Tang Yuan laughed and stretched out his hand to rub it on Liuranun's head, and the originally smooth silver-gray short hair was kneaded into a chicken nest by him.
"Barbecue! Boss, we want to eat barbecue! ”
"No problem! Eat barbecue at night! Do you want to eat the buttercups at the store or do I bake them myself? ”
Liuyin thought for a while and said, "Let's go to the store and eat, boss, you're tired of eating that barbecue for decades, change the taste." ”
"Excellent! Class 0 ninjas, come with me and eat barbecue at night! ”
The seventh class next to him also heard the conversation between Tang Yuan and Liuranun, and Kakashi slightly noticed that Liuranun said "I have eaten it for decades", but after thinking about it, he felt that it might just be an exaggeration, and he didn't pay much attention to it.
Then Naruto next to him began to shout, "Kakashi-sensei, you haven't said anything after knowing each other for so many days, why don't you invite us to a barbecue?" ”
Sasuke and Sakura were embarrassed to speak, but when they heard Naruto say it, they looked at him with hopeful eyes.
Kakashi thought for a moment that he didn't seem to have much money to spend this month, so he nodded, "Okay, eat barbecue." ”
So the seventh class also followed the zero shift noisily and walked to the nearest barbecue restaurant.
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Tang Yuan walked into this barbecue restaurant with a little girl and Liuranu, found an empty table and sat down, and the waiter came over, Tang Yuan directly said like a nouveau riche: "The best beef is cut into four or five catties, don't be afraid that we won't be able to eat it." ”
The waiter nodded in a cold sweat, wrote something on the list and left, at this time Naruto and they also walked in, looked left and right, and sat down on the table next to Tang Yuan and them.
Naruko looked at Naruto who was sitting grinning over there, then turned her head to look at Tang Yuan, who was sitting grinning here, and stopped talking.
"It's okay, I understand, you can go over." Tang Yuan waved his hand, although he didn't know why Naruko wanted to sit next to Naruto, but the little girl's intentions were still obvious.
Here Liuyin and Anise sat side by side opposite Tang Yuan, Sanjin sat next to him, and then the two children listened to Tang Yuan and Liuranun bragging-what are you blowing? What else can you brag about? You must know that Liumu and the master can't find any common language, and they are blind to the extra parts in his crotch, so the topic he and Tang Yuan are discussing at this time is all-aged, probably "who is more beautiful in front of Daji and Yuzao", etc., the two little children can't understand anyway, so they began to turn over the flower rope to pass the time, and finally Tang Yuan was sure that before Daji and Yuzao, the two fox spirits were not as beautiful as Liugin...... Do you think this unlucky child chose the wrong gender when he was reincarnated!?
As he spoke, the beef had already been cut into a few plates and brought over, so Tang Yuan and Liuyan stopped a certain indifferent topic and began to move, and on the table next to them, Naruto and Sasuke began to tear again for some reason, and Naruko was there in a panic to persuade Naruto - why did it always feel like this girl seemed to put herself in a strange position?
You see, Naruto ate a barbecue like he hadn't eaten in decades, and he choked on a large piece of his slap and put it directly into his mouth...... Usually Sasuke would sneer next to him at this time, and he did it, and then Sakura also gently complained that Naruto asked him to eat reservedly, but Naruko saw that his body was choked on the side, which was even more anxious than being choked, and he hurriedly poured a glass of water to Naruto's mouth in a panic, and patted his other hand gently on his chest......
Seeing this, Kakashi had to sigh: "Young people are good...... I really don't know how he eats without even taking off his mask...... Hey, seriously! I put a piece of beef to my mouth, obviously I still have a mask, why was this beef bitten directly!? Isn't that a face mask of yours!? It's not scientific! How do you eat it!?
After eating, I walked out of this self-service barbecue restaurant, and when I saw the sky, there was only a small half of the sun left, so everyone said goodbye one after another, and went back to their respective homes, Tang Yuan also dragged his family and prepared to go back to the small building he bought with money in Konoha, and only Naruto and Naruko were left in the same place.
Naruto looked at the figure clone standing next to him without saying a word, and waved his hand with a big grin: "Let's go, go home and fall asleep." ”
"......" Naruko opened her mouth, but still didn't say anything, and obediently followed, she only remembered the malicious smile on Tang Yuan's face before he left just now.
But...... She always felt as if she had forgotten something, but when she thought about it, she couldn't remember anything.
Soon the two returned to Naruto's house, and as soon as Naruto entered the house, he ran to the bathroom with a towel and yelled "hot death, hot death", and then there was a sound of water and Naruto's blind screams in the bathroom, leaving Naruko to sit in the living room with a confused face and ponder what he had forgotten.
After a while, Naruto came out of the bathroom wearing a tank top and shorts, still grabbing a towel and rubbing it wildly on his head, and when he saw his shadow clone sitting on the sofa in a trance, he walked over and said, "Why don't you take a shower?" It's uncomfortable on this hot day, can you bear it? ”
"Oh, too." Naruko nodded, and ran into the bathroom.
This time, Naruto sat on the couch and pondered for a moment - he always felt as if he had forgotten something, but he just couldn't remember.
After a few moments, Naruko's mournful voice came from the bathroom, "I know I forgot something!" Damn, I didn't have a change of clothes!! Feed! Feed!! Is there anyone out there!? Noumenon! Are you there!? Do you have any new clothes that you haven't worn? ”
"What?" Naruto leaned over to the bathroom door and called inside, "Clothes you didn't wear?" No, I'm very poor, I've always had several clothes to wear, and new clothes don't exist at all! ”
"OMG!! So how do I get out!? Ahhh Listening to the voice, he seemed to be able to imagine Naruko holding her head and wailing in the bathroom, Naruto felt his head grow for a while, and he had no choice but to say, "Why don't you just wear my clothes?" Don't worry, I'm pretty serious about washing my clothes, and the washing is very clean......"
"Wow, ahhhh I'm going to wear the clothes you wear...... There's no way, hurry up. ”
"You wait a minute." Naruto ran back to the room in a few steps and opened the closet - there were a lot of identical black and yellow jackets and sweatpants hanging on the left, and the tank tops, T-shirts, and large pants on the right were all the same, and it was embarrassing to look at......
He stubbornly picked out a pair of big pants and a white T-shirt, and then ran outside the bathroom, put the clothes away, and shouted from afar: "I'll put it outside the door for you, take it yourself." ”
"Oh, thank you." Then Naruko opened the bathroom door, first poked her head out and looked left and right to make sure that Naruto was not in sight, and then quickly reached out to grab her clothes, and then closed the bathroom door again with a "bang".
After another moment, Naruto heard a mournful scream from the bathroom again, "Where's the panties!?" No panties ahhh Do I even have to wear your panties!? What a sin I have done in my last life!? ”
Well, this time there was no way, Naruto said to the bathroom with a black line on his face, "You wait a minute, I'll buy you ......" and ran out of the door in a daze.
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It wasn't until it was dark that Naruto ran back with a look of embarrassment, carrying a few bags in his hand - since he had helped buy underwear and underwear, he also helped Naruko buy a few new clothes by the way, and his wallet was dripping blood, and when he thought of this unprovoked expense, he felt a stomachache, especially the strange smile of the clerk in the clothing store, and asked him, "Did you buy it for your girlfriend?" ”
"What a sin I've done in my last life......" Repeating what Naruto had said, Naruto returned to his house, and in the bathroom Naruto heard the sound of the door opening and closing, and called, "The main body? Is that you? ”
"Yes, yes......" Naruto put the bags at the bathroom door with a bitter look on his face, and then ran out again, habitually touching his shoulder, and then touching the air.
“……”
He seemed to remember that he had forgotten something.
"Damn, my nine cylinders were taken away by that little ghost called Octagon!!"
At this time, there was also a wail in the bathroom: "Why is it translucent!?" ”
The screams of the two Naruto resounded in the sky, which really made people cry and laugh, comparable to large-scale modern sitcoms.
[To be continued]