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First of all, Big Nana and the gods of Mona have spent several world reboots together, and the process has been so long that Nana wants to die and the gods of Mona want to go crazy. On this terrible day, the world was once again restarted by them......

The rebooted world needs to wait for the Big Bang to complete and the planets to cool down before new creatures and civilizations can be born - otherwise they will have to "rule" the endless volcanoes. The whole start-up process takes about 50 to 10 billion years, and this long start-up process is just listening to it.

Nana wants to die more and more, and the gods of Mona decide to rebel.

Civilization began to grow, and the Mona gods skillfully chose a spiral arm in the galaxy to create the Mona and support them to enslave other races. At this time, the "infinite world" that was popular among the main gods finally came to the neutral world; Seeing this as an opportunity, the Mona gods encouraged Nana to join the infinite world and secretly devised a plan to imprison Nana as a battery, codenamed "Generator".

Not surprisingly, the "Infinite World" has produced several saint-level reincarnators elected administrators - they are on par with the power of the Mona gods on paper; However, these new gods and the Mona god system clashed fiercely due to the division of interests, and eventually split the galaxy into four regions! The four major forces are fighting endlessly around the Silver Heart, and thousands of people have died!

After suffering great losses, the Mona gods took the initiative to sit down at the negotiating table and signed the "Covenant of the Gods" with the new gods, and the war ended and the new century began.

In order to prevent invasion, the four major powers unanimously built a huge neutron wall around the silver heart - known as the "New Great Wall" project.

In the first millennium of the new century, the number of kings reached 20.Six "city walls" were closed, and Nana, who was sleeping in the silver heart, was "sealed"! At the same time, the world of the main god dominated by Nana began to collapse. In the same year, Xue Universe was born.

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Next is the era when Xue Universe is the protagonist.

The Mona people visited Earth for the first time and were scared away by the technology displayed by the young Xue Universe. After that, Xue Universe spent four days writing a game "UFO" dedicated to killing little gray people, which was a big hit!

Xue Universe invented energy crystallization; Xue Universe opened the space age of the earth; Xue Universe became the president of the earth; Xue Universe starts a colonization plan in the solar system; Xue Universe discovers the "Heavenly Canopy";

Mona visited Earth for the second time, and was once again scared away by the "Super Death Together" weapon similar to "two-way foil" displayed by Xue Universe! Xue Universe released a new version of the game "X" dedicated to killing the little gray man, which is a super hit!

Twelve god-kings and Mona's capital ships have visited Earth three times; Xue Universe was forced to agree to the "cosmic immigration" and "no stepping out of the solar system" plan; Eight million people were elected as immigrants, and two huge immigration ships began to be built one after the other; Xue Universe created his daughter, the first artificial intelligence human - Mu Xing; Mu Xing became a reincarnation; Mu Xing became the king of arms in the main god world! She broke through the world of the main god and was promoted to the twenty-first saint-level reincarnation with the power of science and technology;

The construction of the "Dawn" migrant ship led by Mu Xing began; Xue Universe, who is more than 300 years old, retreated into the background; "X2" was released.

The Dawn departed; After the migrant ship escaped the sight of the gods, Mu Xing modified and cut off most of his memories, emotions, and desires, and the rest split into the Twilight personality; The main god Nana is officially awakened; Lu Yuan was summoned; The last saint-level reincarnation, Shui Qingqing, was born, and the main god world was completely destroyed.

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Then came the era of the waste scumbag Lu Yuan - and the future of the galaxy was bleak from then on.

Dawn, Main Laboratory.

"Boom!" An explosion!

Mu Xing calmly opened his shield, blocking the flying metal fragments and white smoke from the outside. "Record, Experiment No. 1004 failed, the reason is analyzed as ......", the virtual assistant quickly recorded what she said, word for word, into three versions: text, voice, and video.

"Master, your fingers are bleeding." After finishing, the virtual assistant dutifully reminded. Despite the tight protection, Mu Xing's fingers were scratched by a piece of debris that had penetrated the shield, oozing a little blood.

"Go get a Band-Aid for me," Mu Xing said absently......

But at this time, "Wait a minute! I only heard a thunderous cry on the ground, and a person rushed into the laboratory with a whoosh. Boom! Boom! couldn't help but say that Lian Chao Muxing smashed three flashbangs in a row...... No, it's a big recovery!

Mu Xing looked at Lu Yuan, who rushed in and grabbed her hand, and was stunned! Holding up the white finger that had been stained with blood removed, she said, "You... What are you doing? I just broke a little skin..."

"Broken skin can be infected with infectious diseases! Breaking skin can cause tetanus! Broken skin must be taken seriously! Lu Yuan's eyes widened angrily, and he said solemnly, roaring so that Mu Xing was stunned. Mu Xing, have you had chest tightness, wheezing, or brain damage recently? Do you have a cold or flu and brain damage? Is there any indigestion brain ......"

"You're brain-dead!" Mu Xing angrily snatched his hand back. said that he was brain-dead in front of Mu Xing, who cared about IQ the most, and everyone in the laboratory thought that the person who was brain-dead was Lu Yuan......

"Don't be angry, star." Lu Yuan's dead face was pasted, "Have you felt unwell recently, let's have another big recovery operation, right?" ”

"That's a great restoration technique that can resurrect the dead, at least two thousand credits per shot! What's wrong with you today? Mu Xing felt that Lu Yuan was weird today, and he actually came to the laboratory to mess around.

"How can you talk about money about this?" Lu Reimeng's father, Yuan Pai, said, "What is the Great Recovery Technique for? Isn't it just casual use? Colds and flu, headaches, brain fever, muscle aches, tiredness and drowsiness...... Muxing, you can use it as you like! Even if it's infertility, we can have a big recovery! Guaranteed to solve all problems. ”

"Wait, what do you mean?!" The word infertility poked at Mu Xing's sore spot, "Who is infertile?" I'll tell you, we've all checked at Kexue's place, and it's all right! It's obviously something that you guy cums every time, and it's useless except for being delicious! ”

Laboratory, Quiet-

"It's useless", "But it's delicious", "Can you talk about this kind of topic proficiently?...... whispering, whispering;

"Ahhhh Get out of here! Mu Xing, whose face was red and ashamed, took out a locust submachine gun and fired at Lu Yuan! Lu Yuan hugged his head and rolled out. "Humph!" Mu Xing retreated the bullet case domineeringly, and a hot heat sink rod flew out. "What do you see? Keep me working! ”

Everyone immediately lowered their heads and started to get busy—only her assistant, the six-armed snake demon, licked his lips and leaned over to her, looking at Mu Xing with a pair of pure and immaculate big eyes and said. "What is so delicious? Can people try it? ”

"Yes," Mu Xing, who used to be so shy that he was about to faint when he said a word, has now become an old driver, and he is also domineering when talking about yellow jokes. "When we're done, we'll leave the scum for you!"

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"Whew~" Lu Yuan, who left the laboratory, breathed a sigh of relief. He checked and checked again just now, and finally confirmed that Mu Xing's brain was perfect - yes, even before the main god turned on, the technology of the Dawn was enough to perform brain repair surgery. If you don't care about the memories and emotions carried on it, the surgery itself is not difficult.

"Confirmed?" Alona standing in the aisle asked, and Lu Yuan nodded.

Nana was obviously waiting for him here on purpose—Alona has always been like this—when Lu Yuan was confident and Zhizhu was in his hands, Nana could ignore everything and mess around to her heart's content, and her temperament was more naïve than anyone else; But once Lu Yuan encounters emotional or inability to concentrate, Alona will step forward and take over everything temporarily. The two of them have very similar ideas about handling things, and Nana is even more majestic than Lu Yuan.

Nana knows everything about Lu Yuan, and the undertaking of the two can be as if they were one. It is often only then that people find out that the real double insurance on the Dawn is not Lu Yuan and Zhao Min, but Lu Yuan and Alona!

"An invitation from the ontology, an invitation to you." Nana took out a paper letter and handed it to Lu Yuan.

Looking at the deliberately blackened envelope with patterns painted on it, Lu Yuan pursed his lips. This big Nana is really a girl's heart. "8", after Nana handed him the letter, she waved her little hand casually and ran away irresponsibly.

Lu Yuan stretched out his hand helplessly, but only caught a back figure that was walking away......

"How can it all be like this! What if there is a very vicious trap in this? "It's a pity that everyone would rather stand far away and whisper something delicious than come to his aid.

"Okay, you are ruthless!" Lu Yuan angrily tore open the envelope and pulled out the letter. "When the war is over, I will send you all back to your hometown to get married!"

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【Invitation of the Lord God】

Story World: Harry Potter

Teleportation time: 24 hours later

Prohibited items: Any items that do not match the era or background.

Initial identity: Lu Yuan, a newcomer who has just joined the Department of Mysteries, a wizard apprentice; You are the son of a wealthy man whose parents have died and who have a car and a house; Legend has it that you are a descendant of the great pirate Li Huamei, so you can occasionally take out artifacts from the Age of Discovery for auction, which can be very expensive; You were recruited by the Department of Mysteries because you possessed a Caribbean-era micro-magic item such as the "Blessed Bronze Cross".

Allowable Abilities: Background-appropriate Caribbean magic items, Wizard Apprentices, and all abilities thrown by the "Vanquished Dice".

Forbidden Ability: None.

"None?" Lao Lu suddenly laughed so much that his molars were exposed, "I thought they were all banned!" It turned out to be nothing! She's too generous! Not restricting me at all? Is it okay to destroy the world? That's so embarrassing. Oh ha......"

"There are still words on the back of the envelope, you remember to look at it!" Nana shouted from afar, "Hua Mei, her little grandson." ”

Hua Mei, her little grandson?! Lu Yuan was almost not mad! Wait, if you call it when you sleep with Hua Mei...... Yes! Can't think! Can't think! Lao Lu hurriedly turned over the envelope in a panic, and finally found the small words of rice grains written in black pen on the black envelope:

[PS: A supreme man who can slay dragons with vermicelli, people really don't know how to disable your abilities. After all, a martial arts master, a sword master, a legendary magician, a great heavenly position, and a half-step saint...... And you, who have set foot in the realm of the Lord God, may be able to do whatever you want in any world with wisdom alone! 】

Seeing this, Lao Lu couldn't help but nod proudly - sure enough, the person who knows you best is your enemy. After a moment of smugness, he continued to look down.

[In that case, it's better not to be restricted!] Let's make a gentleman's agreement, as long as you use power beyond the scope of your identity and dice template, even if you lose a game. 】

“…… I'm going to make it, this is a cheat! "The pride and emotion just now are gone, and all that remains is cold sweat! Sure enough, only your own person stabbed the knife the most! The big Nana, who shares Nana's thoughts, stabbed him, and it was like a knife to the marrow!

…… If you lose one more game, it will be 0:2, the points will be greater than or equal to 2, and the game will be over!

"You're not a gentleman, you're a Bichi!" Lao Lu raised a middle finger towards the sky, "I'll catch you, wash your ass and wait!" ”

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ps: I went through the history in order with a thousand words, and the pits have all been filled. If you don't like to read it, skip it, Lao Lei will make up the difference of 1,000 words elsewhere. (To be continued.) )