Chapter Eighty-Four: Nonsense

Chapter 84 is full of nonsense

All of a sudden, these kind-faced female corpses exploded!

In an instant, a smiling face turned and a bloody mouth opened, revealing a terrifying fanged long tongue!

The hands are also stretched out, and the black and yellow nails are half an inch longer than the fingers, like a sealed pork belly with skin that is about to be eaten and brought to the mouth!

After a long time, I was put to use for this?

How did my brother-in-law say that just now he first showed the secret picture behind him, and then revealed a thunderbolt marble in his hand, and broke the ghost gate, which can be said to be used to the fullest, showing the true character of the hero!

But my use value is too low!

Just to help them block the group attack of the female corpse?

Wouldn't it be more scientific to change a fat man with rough skin and thick flesh to be a meat shield?

In the blink of an eye, I was about to have intimate contact with this row of female corpses, but I didn't expect the female corpses to suddenly shut up as if they knew me!

Immediately after that, Qi Brush walked away from me and quickly retreated to the sides of the steps!

This time, you can't call people a female corpse comrade, a proper female zongzi bodyguard!

I'll go! Is the way the female dumplings dodge so familiar?

It's like what kind of magnetic field we have, and the defense skills are automatically triggered, and they are all bounced out by my masculinity?

Having said that, it's a lot like the two fart dumplings in the funeral pit to avoid my sister!

It's really puzzling, my sister and I are both wearing yellow coats, but why is there such a strange appearance, the zongzi in bronze armor will avoid my sister, and the female zongzi bodyguard team will avoid me?

"Stinky boy, scared silly? Go up! Don't be stunned! ”

The scar-faced gorilla was simply not peaceful for a quarter of an hour, I turned around and rolled my eyes at him, silently recited NMLGB ten times, and glanced at my sister by the way, she was still holding her neck, her eyes were erratic, alas, helplessly stepped on the stone steps. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

One-step, two-step, three-step。。。。。。

There are nineteen steps in total, and the details of the environment on the entire platform appear in front of my eyes!

Looking at the whole platform, it is the size of a basketball court, there is a huge ghost hand sandalwood tree in the middle of the platform, three or five people can hold it, the waist of the tree does not know whether it has been broken or opened, only seven or eight meters high is left a section of the trunk, the upper edge of the stump has a branch of the thickness of a person, and there is an unripe nightmare melon hanging on the branch, it is the size of a watermelon, it looks a little green, not to mention, it has aroused the gluttony in my stomach!

I remember my sister saying that the nightmare melon is the size of a kiwifruit, is it true that the tree is thick and the fruit grows big?

No wonder I saw a vertical black coffin at the moment when the flare was issued, it turned out to be this half of the big tree!

On both sides of the platform, there are two coffins three meters long and two meters wide, cast in bronze, thick and thick, carved around some shark scales and cloud patterns, and some strange paintings and oracle bone inscriptions run through it, except for a text like grass I am more familiar with, nothing else I know.

It seems that these two coffins must be the owners of human skin lanterns!

My sister once said that the outside of the coffin will be marked with pictures or words that symbolize the identity of the tomb owner's official rank, military exploits and honors, but it is really hard to see that I can't understand it!

"Yiling, the time has come, send a signal immediately! This time it must work! ”

"Second master, wait, let me get ready first."

Yi Ling? Second, the master? These are all the characters mentioned before Uncle Tian Kui blew up!

It's a mess, my grandfather and Wang Tianfeng, two old friends, actually kidnapped their grandson to rob the tomb?

Maybe things are not as simple as they seem, and it is futile to speculate.

The little beggar pulled me by the shoulders and walked to the coffin on the left, and I couldn't even struggle to roll around, and my mouth kept whining, whining, whining.

"Feng family boy, look back, how well your sister cooperates!"

The elder sister carried the human skin lantern and walked straight towards the bronze coffin on the right, she came to the coffin, put the lantern in her hand to the side, and then quickly cut a bloody hole on the palm of her left hand, and then clenched her left fist, and sprinkled the front of the entire bronze coffin with her bright red blood!

I only heard a few faint knocks from inside the coffin!

There seems to be nothing, unpredictable!

I held my breath and stared at everything that was happening in front of me, could it be that the owner of the lamp inside the coffin was going to come out to forage for food!

But after waiting quietly for a few minutes, the knocking sound did not appear again, and the scarfaced gorilla crouched on the coffin and listened to the movement, and let out a strange cry from his mouth!

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, 。。。。。。"

I took the opportunity to glance at the little beggar with hot eyes, which means that your accomplice has a neuropathy and is hopeless, and you still want to talk to Zongzi, it's too unreliable, don't go back and mix with me! There are great benefits!

The scar-faced gorilla screamed for a long time, his face was obviously nervous, and he squatted down and put his ear to the side of the coffin to listen carefully, and finally stood up and shook his head at the little beggar.

The little beggar nodded knowingly, and said to me coldly:

"Your sister is lucky, it seems that you are certain to die today, and if you have any last words, hurry up."

With that, he reached out and pulled the cloth out of my mouth, and I went, finally able to speak!

It seems that if you don't turn the tables at this juncture, you will definitely die!

I changed my normal attitude, put on a mature and steady attitude, cleared my throat, and said politely and seriously:

"Two seniors, listen to me, now that the matter is over, don't be in a hurry to do it, there is still room for talking about things.

As long as you guarantee the personal safety of me and my sister, although the ransom is opened, our family also has a lot of treasures, antiques, jade, porcelain, celebrity calligraphy and painting, heirloom treasures, as big as ancient houses, small as Jinsha, whether it is from the Xia, Shang and Zhou to the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, whether it is from the seven continents or the four oceans, there are all kinds of priceless rare things in the world!

Even if you don't have a spot to dig it out!

For example, if you like Tang Bohu's calligraphy and paintings, you can even turn out a basket of the authentic works of the other three talents!

Assuming that the two of you are troublesome and need cash, well, it is needless to say that the renminbi is naturally needless to say, the euro, the US knife, the ruble, the Vietnamese dong, the dinar, the Japanese dollar and the Korean won, the Ukrainian hryvnia, the Antarctic plastic banknotes, etc., etc., everything, to ensure that it is not black money, it has been laundered, rest assured to spend, spend it casually.

You find a pen, write down what you need, I'll call grandpa, make an appointment tomorrow morning, rent a bus to load it away.

It is guaranteed that the two of you will be able to bathe in milk and travel the world in the next life!

Humans and beasts have a chic life! BMW yachts share the prosperity of the world!

Suppose we can't talk about it, no matter what purpose you are in, you have to kill your mouth, we are not easy to mess with!

You must know what my uncle's official position is, and I guarantee that before you are shot, you will want to commit suicide at least eighteen times a day!

How about it, how to live in the second half of your life, you choose! ”

The little beggar kept staring at my face quietly, and did not interrupt me, when a crystal tear suddenly fell out of his eyes, and he quickly turned away from my sight.

Hey, what do you mean, you haven't said if you want money or death, why are you crying?

I'm not sensational!

Is it difficult to understand scared?

The scar-faced gorilla roared viciously:

"Little cub! It's useless to talk too much! Owe us so much! You can't afford to close the family! You can only make up for it with your little life! ”

He angrily walked up to me, made a deep cut in my left palm, and then dragged me to the coffin on the left side, lifted my collar with his big furry hands, and pressed it to the top of the coffin.

The blood slowly flowed into the cloud patterns carved on the coffin with the palm of my hand, and the human skin lantern in the little beggar's hand suddenly went out!

Immediately after that, there was a loud bang in the coffin under me, and it was absolutely a corpse!

And then this bang, bang, bang, bang,

The little beggar quickly pulled me down from the coffin, and let out a strange cry from his mouth.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, 。。。。。。"

Completely stunned me, what do you mean?

Why did the scar-faced gorilla and the little beggar make such a strange noise to these two coffins, could it be that the zongzi inside could really understand?

I guessed it!

There was a creepy sound from inside the coffin:

"Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, 。。。。。。"