Chapter 305: Tsundere Princess
He was given only the order to "protect the princess" and that's it. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"If you don't go back, do you want to cling to you and live with you, a wild man who came out of nowhere, for the rest of your life? Come on, this harem plot is too bloody. Edward Kite began to show his arrogance and domineering as a princess, and he was rude and unreasonable.
Although this is more of a child's willfulness in Xia Dongliang's eyes, as a big brother who is two years older, Xia Dongliang subconsciously told himself to be polite to his little sister. He also has a younger brother who is a year younger than him in the capital of abstinence, so he thinks he is especially good at talking to young children.
I am especially good at talking to young children...... Presumably. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, the other party's princess status made him feel a little weak. The matter of whether to return to the imperial city is put aside for now, Xia Dongliang needs to give the princess some big brother's care and education, so that she can be happy and polite on the road of growth.
"How can you curse?"
Xia Dongliang put his big brother's shelf full, he raised his head with his chest straight, and then clumsily tried to climb into the carriage. Although he can move very neatly, but helplessly, the carriage is too high, and he can't climb up without stupid movements. Xia Dongliang used to see the climbing skills from the book, and the book was "Back" written by Zhu Ziqing.
He climbed on it with his hands and retracted his feet again; His fat body leaned slightly to the left, showing the appearance of hard work. Xia Dongliang twisted his buttocks, trying his best to raise the center of gravity of his body. He began to feel uneasy, and he suspected that he was not fat enough to do the climbing skills in the book.
He just hung there with his feet dangling, struggling to keep the motion. Xia Dongliang could have come down first, find a stone to put on the soles of his feet, and then jump on it. But he was reluctant, because of his funny gesture, the princess smiled very happily. Her face was fleshy and lovely, and when she laughed, her peach-colored lips were opened, and her silver-white teeth were neatly exposed.
The princess's smile seemed to be sincere, but it was very sudden, and Xia Dongliang was a little overwhelmed.
She's so cute, which causes the skin of her little face to be not enough for a happy smile. The princess had to close her eyes when she laughed, her bulging cheeks blocking her view of the little boy. The princess couldn't help laughing, opened her squinted eyes, and couldn't help but laugh out loud after seeing Xia Dongliang's stupid appearance; Then after laughing for a while, she couldn't help laughing, opened her squinting eyes, and couldn't help but laugh out loud after seeing Xia Dongliang's stupid appearance......
This cycle of action was repeated for a long time, and near the ten-mile peach blossom forest full of corpses, there was a carriage, a princess, and a little boy, and they were in a discordant picture, and they lived in harmony with each other for a long time.
Xia Dongliang looked at the kite and smiled. But he did not dare to laugh out loud, for fear of disturbing the pleasure of the princess. He didn't know why he was happy, obviously he had no reason to be happy, but he couldn't help laughing.
"What are you thinking stupidly?" Kite finally relented, and if she continued to laugh, she might be going insane. The first thing she did after she relieved herself was naturally to open Xia Dongliang, after all, he was the only one left who could speak within a radius of 100 meters.
Alas? Are you stupid yourself! I don't think so. Xia Dongliang didn't care about the details first, he answered Princess Kite's question honestly, and said, "I'm thinking, my brother is really great!" I have a younger brother named Xia Dongyang, and he has a dream of becoming a clown when he grows up and bringing joy to everyone. I didn't know it before, but it felt so good to make someone smile, sweeter than candy that melted in my heart. ”
The princess smiled and asked, "Do you mean I smile sweetly?" It's so ugly to try to please me so bluntly! ”
Xia Dongliang defended: "I'm not talking about you, I'm saying that I think my brother is much more powerful than me, his dream of being a clown is so great, and I just want to be a magician......"
The princess said sourly: "Seeing me so cute, you actually remembered your brother from a distant hometown, and you told it calmly, and made it clear that you did not praise me sincerely...... Are you stupid? ”
Xia Dongliang couldn't continue to indulge this arrogant princess, he said, "My brother is also very cute...... Hey, no, why are you swearing again? Girls can't do that! Today I have to reason with you. You don't know, our teacher Duan Keqin of Naihe Bridge School always likes to pull the wrong children to reason, I will let you experience the kind of grievance and discomfort of listening to him talk nonsense! ”
"Then come up." The kite stretched out his hand and wanted to help Xia Dongliang, who was hanging on the edge of the carriage, and pulled him up. Xia Dongliang hesitated for a moment, then supported his body with his left hand, stretched out his right hand, and held the princess's little white hand. The moment he held it, the soft touch reached his heart.
At this time, Edward Kite let out a squeamish gasp, as if it was hurting, and Xia Dongliang was so frightened that Xia Dongliang let go of the princess's hand, and his body successfully lost his balance, and he fell to the ground on all fours. Obviously, Xia Dongliang was played by the naughty princess.
"Are you caught in the toes of a crab?" Xia Dong said unhappily in his conscience.
It's so much that even a princess can't forgive! But Xia Dongliang didn't have time to get angry, and he was feeling the pain of falling, when he saw Edward Kite pull out a long sword from under the seat of her carriage, and the sword was inlaid with this candy-sized sapphire, which was flowing like a splash of light at this time.
The princess stood up condescendingly, and for the first time she had ever left her seat. She leaned her sword down, her eight-year-old height made it easy for her to stand and press the tip of her sword against Xia Dongliang's head.
Edward Kite looked down arrogantly at the little boy, she was high above her, showing her usual nobility. She asked, "Aren't you afraid, mediocrity?" In the history of the alternation of kingships, ordinary people like you can only die ordinarily. You see, those who are as humble as you are dead, and though they were killed by you, they are also dead. You're so humble! ”
Xia Dongliang looked directly into the princess's eyes without fear, and he had some hints in his heart, as if he was afraid that he would lose something if he dodged. He said to the princess, who was only eight years old and displayed the majesty of the empress: "There is no murderous intent in your eyes, except for the sacred and solemn, at most there is only a trace of playfulness. ”