Chapter 112: Indirect Kissing Doesn't Make You Pregnant
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"Yes...... Yes, I feel like a good match......" Lin Yi glanced at the clothes on his body bitterly, indeed, the set of clothes that Sister Qiu chose for him was too neutral, men were a bit feminine when they wore them, and women looked like women when they wore them. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The upper body is an orange sweater with a thin layer of jacket, and the lower body is loose long-legged pants, and if you pair it with sunglasses, a small hat and the like, it is a neutral dress worn by real women.
"Yes! This match is so bad, it is completely inconsistent with your cute appearance and temperament, could it be that you have a male heart hidden deep inside, a male soul that is the opposite of your appearance? Luo Xinse said very seriously.
Luo Xinse's words are half-true, in her eyes, Lin Ping's dress does not match her own image and temperament, but some people are born with clothes racks, such as Lin Ping - no matter what kind of clothes are worn on her body, it will not make people feel ugly, ordinary women's clothes are like this, and the same is true for neutral clothes.
And Luo Xinse is sure that even if she wears COS clothes that are incompatible with the real world, Lin Ping can wear a refreshing sense of fit, as if she is not wearing COS clothes, but everyday household clothes.
Luo Xinse's words made Lin Ye's heart skip a beat, and the blood flow rate couldn't help but speed up, if it weren't for the fact that the hair was too long and the mass was too large, it was estimated that it would have exploded, and if it was replaced by some film and television works or literary works with a firm and tough style, Lin Ye should have to think about how to kill people and save himself.
Luo Xinse's observation power was also too powerful, and Lin Yi thought that she could really see through her male nature.
If Luo Xinse knew the essence of the matter, as he guessed, he didn't know what kind of surprised expression he would show.
"Maybe, maybe I really have a male soul hidden in my body." Lin Yi snorted and said ominously.
Under the cover of the long eyelashes, the two big eyes flickered, as if they were hiding something, dodging around, their eyes and bodies were erratic, neither daring to look at Luo Xinse, nor daring to look at Lin Lan, just like a rabbit, vigilantly observing the surroundings, as if they would pull their legs and run away as soon as there was a stir.
"You're also here to buy clothes on the pedestrian street, right?" No matter how smart Rao is Luo Xinse is, no matter how keen his observation is, he didn't hear anything from Lin Ping's pun words, "Have you already bought it?" ”
"Ang, I'm ......" Lin Yi nodded, although Luo Xinse is a beauty, and it is a very happy thing to chat and talk with a beautiful woman, but Lin Yi just wants to find a place to hide and quietly survive the forced transformation of the plant demon.
Just as Lin Lan was about to admit it, Lin Lan, who had not spoken, spoke.
"She hasn't bought it yet, I asked her to come to the pedestrian street, I made an appointment with her this morning, and we met at noon." Lin Lan added a few more words to make her lie sound more reasonable, "Lin Ping's home is a little far away from the pedestrian street, and she came relatively late, I originally wanted to tell you, but I forgot about it when I went shopping." Fortunately, I happened to meet Lin Ping, by the way, Lin Ping, why didn't you call me when you came? It wouldn't be nice to leave you here. ”
"Huh?" Lin Yi's eyes widened, you can't say that if you tell a lie, it's too fake, and even if it's a lie, can you give a script in advance? Let people check the lines in advance, this is not an impromptu speech, and there must be a draft for cross talk under the overpass.
"Isn't that right?" Lin Lan glanced at him and asked.
“…… Right. I...... I forgot to give it to you too...... No, I'm afraid...... I'm afraid that it will disturb you and Luo Shinse to go shopping. ”
Lin Lan was still very stunned that Lin Lan was suddenly willing to talk to him, he had sent so many short messages before and had not been able to resolve the misunderstanding that morning, like a stone sinking into the sea, and all the news had not been answered.
But maybe it still has an effect, but it didn't work at the time, otherwise Lin Lan wouldn't have talked to him today, although Lin Lan was just embarrassing him today.
"Lin Ping, this neutral dress you are wearing...... Don't you squeeze? Luo Xinse suddenly asked with concern.
"Squeeze? I'm not fat......"
"Whoa."
Luo Xinse's eyes aimed at a key part of Lin Yi, indeed, even if "Lin Ping" is a steel plate, but wearing men's clothes, won't that place be crowded?
"Huh? Yes! Lin Yi looked at the place where Luo Xinse was looking.
After transforming so many times, Lin Yi really didn't pay attention to this "detail" problem, should he say that he was broad-hearted, or should he say that he was too small.
Luo Xinse, who had just suffered a loss in Lin Lan, laughed, what is the current world newspaper? Although it was not Lin Lan who took revenge, Lin Ping and Lin Lan were related by blood, so it could be regarded as revenge.
"Let's go, go buy clothes." Luo Xinse took Ringo's hand.
"Huh? Still going shopping? Didn't you two already spend the morning at noon today? And I still have a bag in my hand. Lin Yi pointed to the shopping bag that Luo Xinse and the others were carrying.
Lin Lan on the side took over Lin Yi's words: "How can there be an end to this kind of thing, a morning is just an appetizer, and the journey in the afternoon has not yet begun." ”
"Ah......h
Lin Ye let out a low cry of sorrow.
Before he could start walking, Luo Xinse's eyes blinked as if he remembered something.
"It's too hard to cover your hands......" The other hand reached into the bag, and after fumbling for a while, he took out a mask: "Don't use your hands anymore, use a mask." ”
Luo Xinse is really a careful person, and Lin Yi, who took the mask, sighed in his heart.
The appearance after the transformation is too eye-catching, even if it covers its face now, but when the three beauties get together to chat, pedestrians passing by the road will occasionally look curiously.
After handing over the mask, Luo Xinse obviously misunderstood something, and she added a few words to dispel the doubts in Lin Yi's heart: "Don't worry, this mask is brand new, I haven't used it before......"
"Mmmm, I can see it, this mask is very clean." Ringo's original intention was to say that the masks were clean, and he was not worried about hygiene.
But the radio waves of two people are not proportional to the distance between each other, and they are not even on the same plane.
"Uh-huh, you don't have to worry about indirect kissing." Luo Xinse made a straight face, "Even if it's an indirect kiss, you won't get pregnant!" ”
"Poof!" Luo Xinse's words made Lin Yi cough.
Seeing Lin Yi's coughing appearance, Luo Xinse, who had a straight face, also laughed.