Chapter Thirty-Eight: Happy to Wish Zhishan
In Washington, Lin Yang taught Huawen and Huawu during the day, and had a tryst with Qiu Xiang at night, and his life was quite comfortable. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
On this day, Lin Yang was teaching Huawen and Huawu how to pick up girls, and the original teacher came back.
As in the original movie, Mr. Teaching saw Lin Yang snatching his job and asked, "Young man, which unit are you from?" Dare to grab a job with me! ”
Before Lin Yang could answer, Huawen Huawu had already spoken: "This is our new gentleman, one of the five great talents in Jiangnan, both civil and military, and we will mix with him in the future." ”
Lin Yang arched his hand and said: "Mr. misunderstood, I can't talk about robbing you of your job, so let's do it, you and I will teach each for half a day, how about it?" ”
Before Mr. Jiaoshu could reply, Hua Wenhua hurriedly said, "How can this be done?" Mr. Lin, we're just messing around with you! ”
Lin Yang obediently obeyed Huawen Huawuzhi, taught the class and was funny, and also taught some martial arts, pickled girls and the like, which was much more fun than the original Mr. Teaching, and Huawen Huawu naturally didn't want to talk to the original Mr. Teaching.
Seeing this, Mr. Teaching said angrily: "Wow! He also said that he didn't rob me of my job! What about the five talented people in Jiangnan? ”
Mr. Teach said as he took off his shirt to reveal his tattoo while pulling a knife out of his back.
"I have a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, an old cow on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. People block killing, and Buddhas block killing Buddhas. Young man, you dare to stand in my way? ”
Mr. Teach roared as he held the knife across his chest.
It's this set again, so familiar lines, Lin Yang only felt that 10,000 alpacas were roaring by, this thing is dead, save it or not.
Forget it, let's save it, this thing is just a bad thing, and it is not a crime to intimidate people to death.
Lin Yang flicked his fingers, and an internal force struck Mr. Teaching's knee.
Mr. Teaching was in pain and immediately fell to the ground.
At this time, Hua Taishi pushed the door and entered.
"Ahh
Mr. Teaching screamed, it turned out that Mr. Teaching was hit by the door, and the knife slashed to the leg, and immediately blood flowed and the pain was endless.
Hua Taishi heard the voice and looked at Mr. Teaching, obviously Mr. Teaching had been recruited.
"What's wrong with you, sir?"
Hua Wen and Hua Wu said in unison: "Congratulations to Dad, you cut Mr. Teaching!" ”
Hua Taishi: "This... This... ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "Don't worry, Taishi, it's just a minor injury, just call someone to bandage it." The gentleman himself was playing with a knife at the door, no wonder others! ”
"That's what Mr. Lin said! Come on, carry Mr. down for treatment! Hua Taishi regained his composure and commanded.
The subordinate got the order of the Taishi, and carried the teacher away.
"I don't know why the master is coming?" Lin Yang asked.
Hua Taishi patted his head, "I almost forgot, King Ning has already handed over the post, and he will come soon, I'm afraid it's not good!" Mr. Lin is an all-round talent, please help me when the time comes. ”
Lin Yang smiled: "It's easy to say! Say! If I don't send King Ning, I will not be able to live unsteadily, and I will definitely help the Taishi when the time comes! ”
Master Hua said gratefully: "Sir is really righteous! The old man is grateful! ”
Lin Yang is in Washington, and Tang Bohu is in his own home, but he is quite comfortable. But Zhu Zhishan was tragic, some time ago, Lin Yang and Tang Bohu were gone, Zhu Zhishan couldn't help it, he became addicted to gambling, went to the casino to gamble again, and owed a lot of debt. Helpless, Zhu Zhishan had no choice but to do his old job again and sell Tang Bohu's calligraphy and paintings.
At the same time, Wu Zhuangyuan led people to track down the whereabouts of 9527, Tang Bohu was already closed, and Wu Zhuangyuan naturally couldn't find this kind of waste wood. happened to be on the streets of Suzhou, Wu Zhuangyuan saw someone selling Tang Bohu's calligraphy and paintings, and his heart was overjoyed. Mrs. Hua hated Tang Bohu to the core, and she was still above 9527, and she couldn't get 9527 back, Wu Zhuangyuan knew that she would definitely be punished, so she just took Zhu Zhishan to make meritorious contributions.
So, poor Zhu Zhishan was arrested in Washington.
In the hall of Washington, Mrs. Hua, Wu Zhuangyuan, and all the family members gathered together, and Zhu Zhishan was pressed by Wu Zhuangyuan, with a bitter look.
Wu Zhuangyuan arched his hand and said: "Madam, I saw this person claiming to be Tang Bohu in the Suzhou market, and he was selling calligraphy and paintings everywhere!" ”
Mrs. Hua took the calligraphy and painting and looked at it, and said angrily: "Sure enough, it is Tang Bohu's handwriting!" ”
Zhu Zhishan: "Wronged, I said that I am not Tang Bohu!" ”
Mrs. Hua: "If you are not Tang Bohu, then why do you have so many paintings from him?" ”
Zhu Zhishan: "Ah... I stole it while Tang Bohu was not at home! ”
Mrs. Hua: "You keep saying that you are not Tang Bohu, so who are you?" ”
Zhu Zhishan: "I am Zhu Zhishan, one of the five talents in the south of the Yangtze River, if you are fake!" ”
Mrs. Hua: "You don't want to admit it, do you?" Okay, Dongxiang, take Mr. Lin out. ”
Lin Yang has lived in Washington for so long, and when he chatted with Mrs. Hua, he naturally talked about the other four talents in Jiangnan. Lin Yang knew that Mrs. Hua hated Tang Bohu, so he only said that he had met Tang Bohu, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Zhou Wenbin, but their friendship was average.
After a while, Lin Yang followed Dong Xiang to the main hall.
When Zhu Zhishan saw Lin Yang, he was overjoyed and said, "Brother Lin, help!" ”
Mrs. Hua asked, "Mr. Lin, take a look, is this person Tang Bohu?" ”
Lin Yang sighed: "Madam, this person is not Tang Bohu, but Zhu Zhishan, he is a bad gambler, often loses money, because he has a good relationship with Tang Bohu, so he often sells paintings for Tang Bohu, profits from it, and uses it to pay off gambling debts." Speaking of which, he still owes me a lot of money. Please also ask my wife to look at my face and lose my hair lightly! ”
Mrs. Hua said: "Okay! I give Mr. Lin face. Although you are not Tang Bohu, but you help Tang Bohu sell paintings, the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, come on, hand him over to the government to deal with! ”
Lin Yang pleaded: "Madam, slow down! Zhu Zhishan and Tang Bohu have a good relationship, it should be useful to keep it, it is better to lock him up for a few days! ”
"Good! Then lock him up in the firewood room, take strict care, pomegranate, and let you dispose of it! "Mrs. Hua is like a streamer.
When Pomegranate heard this, she opened her mouth wide with excitement, looking like a nymphomaniac, and she was excited.
"Thank you, Madame, for the reward!"
Zhu Zhishan was frightened when he saw Pomegranate's expression, "Hey, what do you want to do?" ”
The pomegranate flowed out of Harazi, and commanded his subordinates: "Take him in!" ”
Zhu Zhishan couldn't break free, and said in a panic: "Hey, don't mess around, I'm still here. Man! ”
Qiu Xiang stood behind Mrs. Hua and asked Lin Yang with her eyes, "Is this okay?" ”
Lin Yang also signaled with his eyes, indicating that it was okay.
After dealing with the affairs of Zhuzhishan, everyone dispersed.
Lin Yang calculated the time, Zhu Zhishan and Pomegranate should have almost played, so he went to the firewood room.
When Lin Yang first arrived at the firewood room, the pomegranate was coming out of it, so Lin Yang hurriedly hid aside. I saw that the pomegranate was disheveled, with a prodigal expression of the spring tide surging after the refreshment. I'm rubbing, it's been longer than I expected, this pair of dog men and women, it's crazy to play!
Lin Yang entered the firewood room, and sure enough, he saw Zhu Zhishan's pomegranate-like expression, which was extremely lewd.
Zhu Zhishan saw Lin Yang coming, and arched his hand and said, "Thank you, Brother Lin, for saving me just now!" ”
Lin Yang said with a smile: "Brother Zhu, seeing you like this, I can't think about it, I originally wanted to save you, but it seems that I don't need it." ”
Zhu Zhishan praised: "Sure enough, Brother Lin, who knows me, I eat well here, live well, and just have a hungry and thirsty resentful woman, which is so comfortable." Brother Lin, don't help me out, I owe a lot of debts outside, and this is my best place to take refuge. ”
"Since Brother Zhu is living so chicly, I am also relieved! I won't bother Brother Zhu! Leave! If necessary, Brother Zhu asked Pomegranate to inform me! ”
"Definitely! Certain! If Brother Lin is also useful to me, I can't give up my definition! ”
"Well said! Say! Bohu left me a picture of spring trees and autumn frost, but Mrs. Hua didn't like Bohu and strictly forbade any calligraphy and paintings of Brother Bohu in the house. So you can keep this painting for me first, hide it in this firewood room, and I'll have someone send it over later!" When we use it one day, you and I will leave with the painting together. ”
"It's a trivial matter, please take care of Brother Lin in the future!"