"Wow ~ your eyes? I'm hahaha~ What the hell happened? ”

Seeing Lu Yuan come in with two panda eyes, the American team simply squirted out a sip of coffee, and Stark laughed breathlessly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Fake, you two!" Old Lu said curtly, "You know a p, this is a war paint, we aliens have to draw this before we go on an expedition...... I'm really turning my face when I laugh again! "Who would have thought that the slap in the face wouldn't hurt much - but it would be disfigured!

It's "alien" again, and Rogers and Stark roll their eyes together. After everyone got along for a while, the more they pondered, the more wrong they became, and they always felt that they had been fooled. The people on the Dawn look too much like earthlings, right? And aliens also speak Earthling? While there are indeed quite a few aliens (Greenskins, Serpents, geths), this just proves that - they are not trying to deceive trust by taking on the appearance of earthlings - but that people have always looked like this, isn't that suspicious enough?

The Marvel world has a big brain hole, and there are parallel worlds, time travel, and dimensional crossovers. So Team America and Stark have been speculating in this direction. They suspected that the so-called Dawn was just another highly developed Earth spaceship, and Lu Yuan was also the captain of this ship. Anyway, it's really a bit reliable.

"I guess you're Japanese." Stark said deliberately. Rogers, the American team who had a tacit understanding with him during this time, immediately said, "No, I think it's Korean." He looks like the Korean flower boy I know......" gestured to his face. "They all look the same."

"You're Japanese! Your whole family is a Korean stick with plastic surgery! Lao Lu was suddenly angry.

Stark and Rogers looked at each other and said in unison, "That's right, it's Chinese!" ”

As long as foreigners talk like this, Chinese will react like this...... Lu Yuan hugged his arms and cocked his nose, anyway, no matter what you say, I won't admit it. "Still fighting? The aliens are all at the doorstep, and you are still in the mood for. ”

"Oh." Stark choked on him. In fact, after seeing the tip of the iceberg exposed by the Dawn, they were no longer too worried about the situation on Earth. Based on the anti-gravity technology they see (mistaken for Mass Effect), energy crystallization, wireless power transmission, medium particle weapons, mechs, ...... Their assessment of the Zitarians has been exceeded across the board.

However, since Lu Yuan mentioned it first, the more anxious American team asked straight to the point, "When are we leaving?" ”

"Now, of course! Our reinforcements are ready. Lu Yuan shook his head, and the side wall rose, revealing three hundred Marine Brigade wearing heavy armor, two hundred Mecha Brigade driving heavy mechas, and countless naval officers and soldiers outside the room! Fully armed, neatly arranged, and murderously lined up in several phalanxes!

"Wait! We're just going to get there? Doesn't it take to make a plan first? And you've got to give me time to communicate with the U.S. government. Otherwise, I do not guarantee that such a large armed force will appear on US soil, and the US army will attack first. Rogers of the American team said quickly.

"Talk as you go." Lu Yuan waved his hand, and the three brigades outside dispersed in turn. But obviously, the "surprises" he created for the two people are not over. "If you want to communicate, you'd better hurry." Lu Yuan was a little on the wall, and the light around him was dim at first, and then slowly illuminated by a blue light. It turned out that before they knew it, they had been transferred to a "matrix" transport ship, along with the room.

The internal space of the "matrix" transport ship is extremely huge, and it can fit most of Beijing. Therefore, in addition to super-star accommodation and a large number of entertainment facilities, it is more than enough to fit the entire support fleet. Although it is said that a knife is used to kill chickens, there is no way, in order to reduce the complexity of logistics, the Dawn designed such a transport ship.

Today, the exterior walls of the transport ship have been transformed into a one-way transparent mode - allowing people inside to look directly at the blue and familiar planet Earth hanging out of the window.

"So you see," Lu Yuan took the lead in standing in front of the window with his hands behind his back, overlooking the sea blue giant. "If I really want to take over Earth, I don't even need a portal for the Zetarians. Where do we go now? At least give me a landing spot. Our landing won't be monitored by anyone, and you can discuss it with S.H.I.E.L.D. or the U.S. government later. ”

“…… Seattle, where S.H.I.E.L.D. is temporarily headquartered. I recommend landing on the Puget Sound just outside the city, which is a beautiful sight. Of course, I would appreciate it if you landed directly at Microsoft headquarters. Stark suddenly slapped his forehead hard, "Wait! I treat you like a friend, but what you've done just now is showing us... No... What do you Chinese say about that word? loaded..."

Lao Lu immediately collapsed coldly, and hurriedly raised his hand to make a surrender form. "Please! I just have such a hobby, why can't you let me have a little bit? Just meet the evil deeds of the aliens. ”

"But we treat you as a friend, but you are using your identity to hurt us!" Stark pointedly accused.

"Am I the only one doing this? cough~" Lu Yuan cleared his throat, posed with one eyebrow high and one eyebrow low, pinched his voice as if careless, and said, "Although I don't want to mention that, I'm the second richest person in the United States." "That tone, it's a Tony Stark. Ahem, this time Stark choked.

"Is it really that easy for you to come to Earth?" The U.S. team seized the opportunity to chime in, and he was more focused on the core of the matter.

"No, it just looks easy, but it's actually much more difficult than the Zitarians to open the space door! Although the whole process seems to be smooth, every time it crosses, it consumes half of the star's energy. Lu Yuan replied seriously this time, the American team will be suspicious-Lao Lu thought in his heart, he must not let him know that it is really easy-Marvel world is full of disasters, there is no limit to death, Lao Lu doesn't want to be like the Divine Palace, running all day long to be a nanny for Lao Mei.

"And what's your battle plan?"

Lu Yuan drew a direct line between Seattle and New York, "Kill it, kill Loki, Zetari and the portal, and it's over!" ”

Stark and Team America squinted at Lu Yuan together - okay, don't you pretend to be forced? understood, Lao Lu helplessly spread his hands, "I really don't need any plan." The main force of the Zetarians didn't enter the Spatial Gate, and I don't think they really intended a full-scale invasion from the start. So our difficulty is to reduce civilian casualties, not to defeat the zetari vanguard and Loki. ”

"Well, I hope everything you say is correct." As soon as Rogers finished sighing, he saw the transparent wall next to him turn into a screen again, and the heads of the leaders of the five permanent members of the United Nations popped up!

"I've taken control of these military satellites, who do you want to contact first?"

*****

Tired! It's the only feeling that Team Rogers has in the United States. If he were asked to say a word of his thoughts now, he would say that accompanying an alien who likes to pretend to be forced, the real Fak is not a human thing!

He felt that he had exhausted his life's political talent before he could be regarded as placing this alien joker, a prisoner in a military uniform, 500 kilometers away from Puget Sound! To put it simply, it's the Atlantic Ocean...... Of course, Lu Yuan said that it was now an empty supply base. Because the transport frigate has been hidden in the dark side of the moon, and the remaining 500 Misaka are now shopping in Seattle......

"Hey! Why am I getting this treatment?! That's my private property! Seeing his "Infinite Justice" Gundam surrounded by the military, Stark kept protesting. Unfortunately, it didn't work...... If you make it privately, the Ministry of Defense will put up with it, who made you a billionaire! But you actually made another hydrogen bomb, and no one can bear it!

"Rest assured, hold on to your control, she will always be yours." Lu Yuan patted the smart ring on his arm and comforted. "By the way, my subordinate said that he was going to stay in the city today, do you have any hotels to recommend?"

Stark was speechless. By the way, he suddenly remembered what he said -- the thing he showed off to the American team that he would definitely "gain the upper hand."

"Hi, Mr. Alien." Stark gave up on fighting for ownership of the Gundam and left it to the military. He knew that with just one call, the heavy mech would blast through the barrier and roar! No one can stop you! Of course, he was more envious of the heavy mecha used by those little girls. Those mechs are now stored in the Matrix Transport, which can teleport at a fixed point when necessary...... It's unbearable black technology!

"Hi Mr. Alien! You know, you're on Earth right now. There are some rules you need to follow," he said with a smile, "like buying groceries or your subordinates staying in hotels?" You can't use credits, you can't just take them, you need this! He pulled out a new twenty dollar and snapped it. This little rectangular piece of paper!

By the way, standing in front of you is the fourth person in the United States with the most such pieces of paper! ”

"Tony, our technology is at least three generations ahead of you, do you know what we usually do?" His attitude was very sincere.

"How? Setting up an orange mobile phone company? Or will it become a supplier of black-tech weapons to the government? Tell me a price," Stark said lightly, showing the style of a local tyrant. "Stark Enterprises will not make a counter-offer! We're friends. ”

"I'm sorry, Tony." Lu Yuan spread his hands, "We usually print money directly. ”

“…… Damn it! I guess all those economic crises in the past were done by aliens! ”

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ps: Saw the chassis, put on the graphics card, and it won't light up...... Change the power supply, and die instantly...... The memory changed sockets and finally booted, but the graphics card could not run to the top...... I tossed until the afternoon, and finally confirmed one thing.

Scrollbar 5 open full effect + various beautification mods + extreme_kenb + 2k, can only run up to 25fps...... I'm not interested in taking material anymore. Busy with a mouthful of fire. (To be continued.) )