Chapter 67: Marrying a Ghost Wife on a Moonlit Night
Lin Yang and the four-eyed Taoist continued to move forward with a group of zombie customers, until Dong Xiaowan's greeting team was far away, and the sound of gongs and drums could no longer be heard, and the four-eyed Taoist was relieved. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The four-eyed Taoist praised: "Senior brother, you still have the wit to bluff it, otherwise it will be difficult to be good tonight." ”
Lin Yang smiled: "Senior brother, I didn't bluff, what I said is true!" ”
Simu Daoren exclaimed: "Senior brother, don't mess around, you must know that people and ghosts have different paths." ”
"Senior brother is afraid of the conflict between people's yang energy and ghost yin energy, and when it comes to my realm, this bit of yin energy can't affect me."
"I'm not worried that you will be harmed by yin qi, but that you will be punished by heaven, as far as I know, no one has ever fallen in love with each other, and has had a good end."
"Oh? Damnation? If the strength is strong enough, what can God do to me! ”
"Hey, junior brother, why do you have to be obsessed with a female ghost, there are so many good women in this world!"
"Whether it's a human or a ghost, as long as it's true to me, I can accept it. Senior brother, don't worry, I am measured. Miss Dong was about to condense into an entity just now, I don't know how the realm of ghosts is divided? ”
The four-eyed Taoist replied: "Ghost things, according to their strength, are divided into ghost kings, ghost commanders, ghost generals, ghosts, ghost soldiers, and ghost spirits. When it reaches the realm of ghosts, ghosts can condense some entities, and when all entities are successfully condensed, they are ghost generals. At the level of the ghost general, unless you use the formation, you won't even be an opponent. If it reaches the level of a ghost handsome, even the senior brother may be difficult to deal with. ”
Lin Yang continued to ask, "What about zombies?" ”
The four-eyed Taoist told Lin Yang about the six levels of zombies.
One is white zombie, after the corpse is raised in the corpse ground, after a month, the whole body begins to grow fluffy white hair, this kind of zombie is slow, very volumetric to deal with, it is very afraid of the sun, but also afraid of fire, afraid of water, afraid of chickens and dogs, and more afraid of people;
The second is black stiffness, white zombie if full of cattle and sheep essence blood, a few years later the whole body sheds white hair, replaced by a body of a few inches long black hair, at this time is still afraid of the sun and fire, the action is also slow, but at the beginning is not afraid of chickens and dogs, generally speaking, black zombie will avoid seeing people, and do not dare to fight directly with people, often in people's sleep before sucking human blood. The combination of black and white stiffness is called black and white stiffness.
The third is the jumping corpse, the black zombie Nayin sucks blood for decades, the black hair is off, and the action begins to jump, the jump is fast and far, afraid of the sun, not afraid of people, and not afraid of any domestic animals. Dogs that can bark again in normal times will not bark once they encounter 'black zombies' or 'jumping corpses', but cats will bark coldly when they see zombies.
The fourth type is the flying corpse, which evolves from the jumping corpse to the gloomy moon, the flying corpse is often a zombie that is more than a hundred years old or even hundreds of years, agile, jumping on the house and trees, jumping vertically like flying, sucking people's essence - soul without leaving external injuries;
The fifth kind of zombie is almost demonic, named "Lu", also known as "Drought Fish", "Fire Fish" and "Dry Fish", after the flying corpse absorbs the spirit for hundreds of years, the appearance is more and more hideous, it can be described as a green-faced fanged Rakshasa who eats people, and can also change the shape of the body to confuse everyone, the upper can slay the dragon and the dry day, and the lower can extradite the plague god, and the dry day plague is caused by this.
The last and most terrible zombie, it should be said that it is no longer a corpse, but a demon king, with the terrifying power of the gods, thousands of years or even ten thousand years of Taoism, according to legend, there has only been one such demon king in the land of China, thousands of years ago it was accepted as a mount by the king of the earth, given the name "犼".
As for these zombie customers driven away by Lin Yang and the Four-Eyed Dao Chief, strictly speaking, they are not zombies, they are just walking corpses who have been detained. Of course, if these zombie customers lose control and suck blood again, they will soon become jumping corpses.
Between Lin Yang and the four-eyed Taoist leader, the second half of the night passed.
The four-eyed Taoist is very familiar with the route, except for Dong Xiaowan's greeting team, there is nothing else to do in the second half of the night.
The two found a Yizhuang, rested for a day, and continued to rush the next night.
After walking for another night, when they reached the third night, the two of them suddenly heard a shout behind them, and it was the name of Lin Yang, and it seemed to be Dong Xiaowan's.
The four-eyed Taoist was shocked for a while, only Dong Xiaowan knew Lin Yang's name, and this voice was so familiar, could it be that she had caught up?
As we all know, if something calls your name in the middle of the night, don't look back, otherwise you will be hooked.
Of course, Lin Yang knew about this taboo, so he didn't look back, but responded loudly: "But Miss Dong is here?" ”
Dong Xiaowan was still far away, and when she heard Lin Yang's response, she was very happy, and hurriedly replied: "It's me!" I'm looking for you! ”
The four-eyed Taoist couldn't tell whether Dong Xiaowan came to defect to Lin Yang or to kill the two, so he secretly gave Lin Yang a look.
Lin Yang said with a smile: "Senior brother, don't worry, listening to the emotions contained in this voice, there should be no malice." ”
The four-eyed Taoist said in his heart: "Can you believe the nonsense?" ”
If the four-eyed Taoist has never seen a modern person, if he had, he would definitely not think so, sometimes ghosts are much more credible than people.
Lin Yang shook the soul bell and told the zombie customers to stop and wait.
It didn't take much effort for Dong Xiaowan to catch up, but the welcoming team was gone, leaving her alone.
Lin Yang said strangely: "Why are you the only one?" What about the greeting party? ”
Dong Xiaowan didn't answer Lin Yang's question, but asked rhetorically: "You said the night before yesterday that as long as I am willing to follow you, you are willing to marry me, is it still a word now?" ”
Dong Xiaowan said while looking at Lin Yang expectantly.
Lin Yang smiled: "What I said, of course it counts." ”
Dong Xiaowan said happily: "Then you will marry me now, and after you get married, I will follow you wherever you go." Whatever you want to ask, I'll tell you. ”
Lin Yang sighed: "How can you get married in this wilderness? ”
Dong Xiaowan said: "This is easy to say! ”
After Dong Xiaowan finished speaking, with a wave of her hand, bursts of ghost qi poured out of her hands, but in a moment, an illusionary happy room appeared next to her.
The four-eyed Taoist dissuaded: "Miss Dong, people and ghosts have different paths, and it will not be beneficial for you to marry Lin Yang." ”
Dong Xiaowan said with a smile: "This is my matter with him, and the Taoist chief is inevitably too lenient!" ”
Lin Yang said helplessly: "Let's withdraw the illusion of illusion, I don't like this kind of illusion." If you are not too simple, just use the moon as a proof, how about you and I worship heaven and earth? ”
It seems that the ancient girl can't flirt casually, whether it's a woman or a female ghost, if she flirts, if she doesn't marry, it will definitely lead to a series of bloody plots of love and hatred.
When Dong Xiaowan saw Lin Yang agree, she immediately smiled, and took back the happy house that was transformed by the ghost qi.
Lin Yang originally wanted the four-eyed Taoist to be a witness, but the four-eyed Taoist said that the marriage between humans and ghosts was very unlucky, and he didn't want to be contaminated in the slightest.
Lin Yang had no scruples, and the two of them worshipped heaven and earth under the moon.
"As evidenced by the moon, I, Lin Yang, am willing to marry Dong Xiaowan as my wife!"
"The moon is proof, I, Dong Xiaowan, am willing to marry Lin Yang as my wife!"
The two first bowed to heaven and earth, then to the moon, and finally bowed to each other, which was considered a ceremony.